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* In ''Ptolemy's Gate'' from ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy'', John Mandrake / Nathaniel in his work for the government has put out a number of pamphlets full of government puffery and lies called ''Real War Stories''. During a meeting of commoners to discuss the government's outrages, a tavern-keeper comments that he's made a point to collect as many of them as possibland when he is chastised for this, says that he's proud to do so and that if anyone visits the bathroom after the meeting is over, they'll see ample proof of their usefulness.

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* In ''Ptolemy's Gate'' from ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy'', John Mandrake / Nathaniel in his work for the government has put out a number of pamphlets full of government puffery and lies called ''Real War Stories''. During a meeting of commoners to discuss the government's outrages, a tavern-keeper comments that he's made a point to collect as many of them as possibland possible and when he is chastised for this, says that he's proud to do so and that if anyone visits the bathroom after the meeting is over, they'll see ample proof of their usefulness.


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* In ''The Whispering Skull'' from ''Literature/LockwoodAndCo'', Flo Bones tells Lucy Carlyle that she keeps herself informed, that she likes to read the papers before she wipes herself with them.
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* A space alien lands on Earth and approaches a man. Shaking the man's hand, he asks "Do you have bathrooms?" The man says "Yes." The alien asks "Do you have toilet paper?" The man sayss "Yes." The alien quips "That's odd...we use our hands."

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* A space alien lands on Earth and approaches a man. Shaking the man's hand, he asks "Do you have bathrooms?" The man says "Yes." The alien asks "Do you have toilet paper?" The man sayss says "Yes." The alien quips "That's odd...we use our hands."

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* A space alien lands on Earth and approaches a man. Shaking the man's hand, he asks "Do you have bathrooms?" The man says "Yes." The alien asks "Do you have toilet paper?" The man sayss "Yes." The alien quips "That's odd...we use our hands."



* In ''Ptolemy's Gate'' from ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy'', John Mandrake / Nathaniel in his work for the government has put out a number of pamphlets full of government puffery and lies called ''Real War Stories''. During a meeting of commoners to discuss the government's outrages, a tavern-keeper comments that he's made a point to collect as many of them as possible, and when he is chastised for this, says that he's proud to do so and that if anyone visits the bathroom after the meeting is over, they'll see ample proof of their usefulness.

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* In ''Ptolemy's Gate'' from ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy'', John Mandrake / Nathaniel in his work for the government has put out a number of pamphlets full of government puffery and lies called ''Real War Stories''. During a meeting of commoners to discuss the government's outrages, a tavern-keeper comments that he's made a point to collect as many of them as possible, and possibland when he is chastised for this, says that he's proud to do so and that if anyone visits the bathroom after the meeting is over, they'll see ample proof of their usefulness.
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* Historically, many items were used before the widespread use of toilet paper as they weren't going into modern plumbing anyways and being used in an outhouse. Things like leaves, cloth rags, sticks, and moss were pretty much universal, while some options were more regional (e.g. corn cobs and corn husks, which were mostly used in the Americas). The Romans famously had communal latrines equipped with sticks tied with a bit of sponge dipped in water—and yes, the sticks were communal too. By the 19th century, paper products were more common, particularly pages from newspapers, magazines, and mail catalogs such as the Sears Catalog.

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* Historically, many items were used before the widespread use of toilet paper as they weren't going into modern plumbing anyways and being used in an outhouse. Things like leaves, cloth rags, sticks, sticks (sometimes specially prepared for the purpose), and moss were pretty much universal, while some options were more regional (e.g. corn cobs and corn husks, which were mostly used in the Americas). The Romans famously had communal latrines equipped with sticks tied with a bit of sponge dipped in water—and saltwater—and yes, the sticks and water were communal too.too. The Greeks, meanwhile, used pottery scrapers. By the 19th century, paper products were more common, particularly pages from newspapers, magazines, and mail catalogs such as the Sears Catalog.
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* Historically, many items were used before the widespread use of toilet paper as they weren't going into modern plumbing anyways and being used in an outhouse. These include but are not limited to: corn cobs and corn husks, leaves, cloth rags, sticks, moss, magazine pages, and mail catalogs such as the Sears Catalog.

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* Historically, many items were used before the widespread use of toilet paper as they weren't going into modern plumbing anyways and being used in an outhouse. These include but are not limited to: corn cobs and corn husks, Things like leaves, cloth rags, sticks, moss, magazine pages, and moss were pretty much universal, while some options were more regional (e.g. corn cobs and corn husks, which were mostly used in the Americas). The Romans famously had communal latrines equipped with sticks tied with a bit of sponge dipped in water—and yes, the sticks were communal too. By the 19th century, paper products were more common, particularly pages from newspapers, magazines, and mail catalogs such as the Sears Catalog.
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* In some countries, it's common to use other methods instead of toilet paper. For example, in some Asian countries, it's common to wash your bottom with water (from a bucket or a bidet) and your hands. It's also not unheard of in other places (like in the Middle Eastern and North African countries, as seen in ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure'') to use soil or sand because the soil/sand there is so hot and barren that it's sterile. And of course, there's using leaves or other plant matter... and historically, there's also [[AssShove rubbing your anus on the edge of a stick]].

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* In some countries, it's common to use other methods instead of toilet paper. For example, in some Asian countries, it's common to wash your bottom with water (from a bucket or a bidet) and your hands. Washing with water (from a bidet, bottle, or watering can) is also common in the Muslim world, as it’s considered ''sunnah'' (an admirable tradition of the Prophet); TP is usually provided but only to dry up the water. It's also not unheard of in other places (like in the Middle Eastern and North African countries, as seen in ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure'') to use soil or sand because the soil/sand there is so hot and barren that it's sterile.sterile, though this is strictly for cases where one must go out in the desert. And of course, there's using leaves or other plant matter... and historically, there's also [[AssShove rubbing your anus on the edge of a stick]].
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[[caption-width-right:350:Running out of toilet paper is enough to drive you bananas.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:Running out of toilet paper is enough to drive you bananas.[[VisualPun bananas]].]]

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