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[[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/300px-Timegrab.png]] [[caption-width-right:300:[[MemeticMutation Don't Panic!]] [[FromBadToWorse It gets]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation worse!]]]] ->''"All are lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions is called a philosopher."'' -->--'''Creator/AmbroseBierce''' Internet crackpots have never been in short supply, from free range {{troll}}s of many different subspecies to [[TheFundamentalist rampaging fundies]] to [[{{Shipping}} shippers]] [[DracoInLeatherPants with upsettingly poor]] [[RonTheDeathEater judgement]]. And then there is '''Time Cube'''. "Time Cube" refers to the "scientific" "theory" proposed by Gene Ray, self proclaimed "Cubic Phenomenologist", "Doctor of Cubism" and [[SmallNameBigEgo "Wisest Human"]], which espouses the concept that time is cubic. This means that Earth's two hemispheres are not fixed geographic points on a round planet, but two separate metaphysical spheres that rotate independent of each other and cancel each other out as antipodes.[[hottip:*:At least, that's our best guess as to what the Time Cube theory espouses. It's difficult to find the actual theory amid all the ranting.]] As a result, four 24-hour days (or alternately, one 96-hour day) takes place in what we perceive to be one standard 24-hour day. He has also stated that nothing is able to exist without an exact and polar opposite. These theories have been described by some physicists as, in [[LaymansTerms very technical scientific terms]] "[[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay being]] [[YouFailPhysicsForever wrong]]". Yet other physicists counter that [[InsultToRocks "wrong" is a too charitable description of the site]]. "Dr" Ray's website (viewed [[http://www.timecube.com/ here]]) has been a target of [[MemeticMutation internet humor]], mostly for his rambling writing style, incoherent beliefs and blatant racism, anti-semitism, homophobia [[MisanthropeSupreme and just plain hatred for humans in general.]] He has stated that the refusal of any institute of higher learning to accept his theories is the result of a [[ConspiracyTheory massive conspiracy]], and that anyone who rejects or remains ignorant of his ideas should be killed and is doomed to {{Hell}} (''[[SarcasmMode always]]'' the sign of a credible scientist). It is perhaps significant that Gene Ray is a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, a fact which he has announced publicly on several occasions. ---- !!This work provides examples of: * AGodAmI: "God created only a single 24 hour day rotation of Earth, while I have created 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth - therefore, I am wiser than the word god, and all word worshipers". * ArcNumber: The number four pops up a lot. * AuthorExistenceFailure: According to [[TheOtherWiki the other wiki]], Gene Ray's updates were once very frequent. Then, they became very infrequent, before stopping entirely in September 2009. This, plus allusions to cancer in the Time Cube writings, implies that Ray may have suffered this trope. ** A site update was logged in July 2010 - "Dr." Ray may not have shuffled off this four-sided coil just yet. ** The second page (yes, Second page) says it was modified on March-17-11 if you check the page info, so he's still at it, it seems. * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: The 4 people Gene uses as examples of his 1 96-hour day rotation (i.e., one for each conventional day) are Jesus, Socrates, Einstein and Bill Clinton. * AuthorTract * AwesomeMcCoolname: 'Gene Ray' sounds like something a supervillain would use to TakeOverTheWorld. Or the host of Series/MatchGame. * BlasphemousBoast: "'''I AM WISER THAN ANY DAMN MAN OR GOD WHO EVER EXISTED. IF THE HALF AND HALF CO-CREATED JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH, [[RageAgainstTheHeavens I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THE BASTARD MYSELF]].'''" * BoldInflation: ''Almost'' '''nothing''' [[color:green:'''BUT''']]. Combines this with RainbowSpeak. * BrownNote: Reading the site for too long is not really good for your mental health... Note the crazy text layouts bear some distinct resemblances to ''HouseOfLeaves''. * CloudCuckoolander: The author * ConspiracyTheorist: Gene Ray believes that any rejection of his theories by academic institutions is the result of this, and not because the only research shown on his site is crudely drawn squares, apparently representing Earth. * CreatorBreakdown: It would explain a lot... * DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Most of the text volume is the same few points repeated over and over and over... ** About halfway down the page, there's a subheading which says "CUBIC TIME CUBES" * EatsBabies: [[http://www.abovegod.com/ This]]. * ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's called Time Cube. It's about how time is a cube. ** [[BrownNote Except that a cube has six sides, not four....]] ** [[LogicBomb And it has eight corners, not four...]] ** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Cube as in something squared]]. ** And if all the times of the day existing simultaneously in different parts of the Earth are separate time streams, wouldn't they form a seamless timesphere rather than a granular morning-day-evening-night "cube"? ** Of course not. That only proves we're educated stupid. * FelonyMisdemeanor: Gene is fond of labeling everyone and everything opposed to his philosophy (read: everyone and everything but himself) as "evil." * FromBadToWorse: [[SerialEscalation There's a Second page. Possibly more.]] * GrumpyOldMan: Ray * HalfBreedDiscrimination: ''"Interracial marriage is stupid and evil for it creates a child not of either race, betraying the child and both the races."'' * HollywoodAtheist: "BELIEVERS IN QUEER JEW GOD ARE EVIL!!" * HumansAreBastards: After all, evil word god is their concept... * InsaneTrollLogic: Earth is really two round Earths compressed into a cube, where it takes 24 hours for 96 hours to pass, and anyone who uses common, ordinary logic, physics, and thought and says otherwise is just an evil brainwashed tool of Big Academia. ** It took [[http://www.cubicao.com/ this explanation]] before someone made the connection to ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', which has radial two-dimensional time called probability. Apparently, time isn't merely "the fourth dimension of spacetime", IT ITSELF HAS FOUR DIMENSIONS. Also, it seems that speaking or teaching the English language is ''itself'' a form of lying. {{Newspeak}} can never describe the concepts needed to disprove its philosophies, which is a self-consistent reason for him to continually ignore/defy EVIL STUPID grammatical rules. * InternetToughGuy * {{Jerkass}}: He is just not that fond of other people. * KnowNothingKnowItAll: He not only implies that this revelation makes him smarter than God, all scientists and everyone else in the world put together, but, if you can't understand the Time Cube concept, you should be put to death as punishment. * MagicVersusScience: ''If scientist can't burn Bible, he is a liar, not scientist.'' * MalignedMixedMarriage: See Half Breed Discrimination. * MilkmanConspiracy: Apparently, the evil forces of the world have come together to hide the truth about the shape of the earth. And this is somehow related to jews, gays, black people and everybody else. * '''''[[MindScrew MIND SCREW]]''''' * MisanthropeSupreme: [[RacistGrandpa He does not like black people]]. Or white people. Or gay people, or straight people, or Jews, or Christians, or teachers, or "[[NoTrueScotsman scientists]]," [[OverlyLongGag or...]] * NewSpeak: "Oneism", "Self-God", "Sex Poles" and other phrases made up to describe the supposedly evil information and science taught in schools and colleges. ** "Sunup" and "sundown" instead of "sunrise" and "sunset", though they are legitimate English words. ** "Cyclop", obviously derived from mistaking the word "cyclops" for a plural. * [[RacistGrandma Racist Grandpa]]: Ray * RainbowSpeak: The posts have different sentences and words colored differently with no apparent rhyme or reason. * RoomFullOfCrazy: In website form. * [[SelfDefeatingProphecy Self-Defeating Prophet]]: -->''"Beware of the change when your brain is free from induced 'Word World' enslavement - for you could find that the natural "Real World" has been destroyed."'' * SmallNameBigEgo * SophisticatedAsHell: The whole thing is written this way, both with swears and general juvenile terms (like "Word God has not the substance of a fart", "[if you were not based of mathematical perfection] your arm would be too short to wipe your butt", and "[=SnotBrain=] Android"). * SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay: Earth takes roughly 24 hours to spin around completely. It's not that hard. * ScienceIsWrong: Ray apparently knows about mainstream physics and astronomy, but just dismisses them as [[NoIndoorVoice "ACADEMIC SINGULARITY ONEISM THAT YOU MUST OPPOSITE THINK!!"]] * StealthParody: Most probably averted. The sheer density of troll logic, vitriol, etc, might make it seem implausable to be otherwise, but there's a reason PoesLaw was formulated. He has mentioned that he was diagnosed as having paranoid schizophrenia and refused treatment for it (deciding that the people who diagnosed him [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy were part of the conspiracy]]). He's also been interviewed on television in the past, and he's every bit as crazy and incoherent when actually speaking as he is when writing. If he's a StealthParody then it's a ''very'' dedicated one, and [[OccamsRazor all signs point to him just being completely insane]]. * TalkativeLoon * TheSchizophreniaConspiracy: A possible explanation for this web site (see StealthParody above). * [[ViewersAreMorons Viewers Are Evil Morons]]: Every few sentences explain how you, the Viewer, are a moron who has been "educated stupid." ** [[color:darkred:'''Are you stupid and evil?''']] * WallOfText: The RainbowSpeak does nothing to make this any easier on your eyes. * WeAllLiveInAmerica: Much text is devoted to how stupid Americans are for ignoring Cube Theory and how the we will know hell for ignoring Gene, but no thought is given to any other part of the world except to mention how the blacks should all move back to Africa. * WordSaladPhilosophy ** "A mother and baby are the same age" *** This is more of a MathematiciansAnswer or IceCreamKoan, since he seems to mean that a woman only becomes a mother when she has a baby, so the "mother" has only existed for as long as the baby. **** Unless it's her second baby. ** This lends even more support to TheSchizophreniaConspiracy, as one of the major symptoms of schizophrenia is disorganized speech, or (appropriately named) "word salad." * WritersCannotDoMath: Compounds the below-stated problem. For the basics, cubes have eight corners, not four. ** Ray claims to have come up with the theory by squaring the circle of the Earth. Mathematicians have long known that squaring circles with a compass and a straightedge is impossible. * [[ArtisticLicensePhysics You Fail Physics Forever]]: 4 corners is not 1/4 or 4/16 of a cube. ** Not to mention, a cube is a six sided figure. Not four. *** Having no respect for the meaning of words, he seems to mean edges, not corners, as shown in [[http://www.timecube.com/TimeCube_com_newpicture_EarthCube.jpg this diagram]] where he labelled 4 parallel edges of a cube as "corners". **** He did. He also insists to refer to two sides of a cube as top and bottom, insisting that they're not sides. Which really DOES leave only four sides left. *** He ''almost'' [[ShownTheirWork showed his work]] when he labeled them specifically as "vertical edges". If he simply said "edge = corner" then that would mean a cube had TWELVE corners, but he seems to have an issue discriminating betwenen 2D and 3D space, referring to it like "the corners of a room". Nevermind that in 3D space "vertical" is relative, so someone in equatorial Africa looking towards the Atlantic ocean would see those as the "horizontal" edges. And someone looking southwest from Greenland would see them as off-center diagonal points and [[DrivenToMadness dear god I think I know why he went nuts]]. ** If time is a cube that depends on the rotation of Earth, how does time work in space? ----
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[[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/300px-Timegrab.png]] [[caption-width-right:300:[[MemeticMutation Don't Panic!]] [[FromBadToWorse It gets]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation worse!]]]] ->''"All are lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions is called a philosopher."'' -->--'''Creator/AmbroseBierce''' Internet crackpots have never been in short supply, from free range {{troll}}s of many different subspecies to [[TheFundamentalist rampaging fundies]] to [[{{Shipping}} shippers]] [[DracoInLeatherPants with upsettingly poor]] [[RonTheDeathEater judgement]]. And then there is '''Time Cube'''. "Time Cube" refers to the "scientific" "theory" proposed by Gene Ray, self proclaimed "Cubic Phenomenologist", "Doctor of Cubism" and [[SmallNameBigEgo "Wisest Human"]], which espouses the concept that time is cubic. This means that Earth's two hemispheres are not fixed geographic points on a round planet, but two separate metaphysical spheres that rotate independent of each other and cancel each other out as antipodes.[[hottip:*:At least, that's our best guess as to what the Time Cube theory espouses. It's difficult to find the actual theory amid all the ranting.]] As a result, four 24-hour days (or alternately, one 96-hour day) takes place in what we perceive to be one standard 24-hour day. He has also stated that nothing is able to exist without an exact and polar opposite. These theories have been described by some physicists as, in [[LaymansTerms very technical scientific terms]] "[[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay being]] [[YouFailPhysicsForever wrong]]". Yet other physicists counter that [[InsultToRocks "wrong" is a too charitable description of the site]]. "Dr" Ray's website (viewed [[http://www.timecube.com/ here]]) has been a target of [[MemeticMutation internet humor]], mostly for his rambling writing style, incoherent beliefs and blatant racism, anti-semitism, homophobia [[MisanthropeSupreme and just plain hatred for humans in general.]] He has stated that the refusal of any institute of higher learning to accept his theories is the result of a [[ConspiracyTheory massive conspiracy]], and that anyone who rejects or remains ignorant of his ideas should be killed and is doomed to {{Hell}} (''[[SarcasmMode always]]'' the sign of a credible scientist). It is perhaps significant that Gene Ray is a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, a fact which he has announced publicly on several occasions. ---- !!This work provides examples of: * AGodAmI: "God created only a single 24 hour day rotation of Earth, while I have created 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth - therefore, I am wiser than the word god, and all word worshipers". * ArcNumber: The number four pops up a lot. * AuthorExistenceFailure: According to [[TheOtherWiki the other wiki]], Gene Ray's updates were once very frequent. Then, they became very infrequent, before stopping entirely in September 2009. This, plus allusions to cancer in the Time Cube writings, implies that Ray may have suffered this trope. ** A site update was logged in July 2010 - "Dr." Ray may not have shuffled off this four-sided coil just yet. ** The second page (yes, Second page) says it was modified on March-17-11 if you check the page info, so he's still at it, it seems. * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: The 4 people Gene uses as examples of his 1 96-hour day rotation (i.e., one for each conventional day) are Jesus, Socrates, Einstein and Bill Clinton. * AuthorTract * AwesomeMcCoolname: 'Gene Ray' sounds like something a supervillain would use to TakeOverTheWorld. Or the host of Series/MatchGame. * BlasphemousBoast: "'''I AM WISER THAN ANY DAMN MAN OR GOD WHO EVER EXISTED. IF THE HALF AND HALF CO-CREATED JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH, [[RageAgainstTheHeavens I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THE BASTARD MYSELF]].'''" * BoldInflation: ''Almost'' '''nothing''' [[color:green:'''BUT''']]. Combines this with RainbowSpeak. * BrownNote: Reading the site for too long is not really good for your mental health... Note the crazy text layouts bear some distinct resemblances to ''HouseOfLeaves''. * CloudCuckoolander: The author * ConspiracyTheorist: Gene Ray believes that any rejection of his theories by academic institutions is the result of this, and not because the only research shown on his site is crudely drawn squares, apparently representing Earth. * CreatorBreakdown: It would explain a lot... * DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Most of the text volume is the same few points repeated over and over and over... ** About halfway down the page, there's a subheading which says "CUBIC TIME CUBES" * EatsBabies: [[http://www.abovegod.com/ This]]. * ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's called Time Cube. It's about how time is a cube. ** [[BrownNote Except that a cube has six sides, not four....]] ** [[LogicBomb And it has eight corners, not four...]] ** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Cube as in something squared]]. ** And if all the times of the day existing simultaneously in different parts of the Earth are separate time streams, wouldn't they form a seamless timesphere rather than a granular morning-day-evening-night "cube"? ** Of course not. That only proves we're educated stupid. * FelonyMisdemeanor: Gene is fond of labeling everyone and everything opposed to his philosophy (read: everyone and everything but himself) as "evil." * FromBadToWorse: [[SerialEscalation There's a Second page. Possibly more.]] * GrumpyOldMan: Ray * HalfBreedDiscrimination: ''"Interracial marriage is stupid and evil for it creates a child not of either race, betraying the child and both the races."'' * HollywoodAtheist: "BELIEVERS IN QUEER JEW GOD ARE EVIL!!" * HumansAreBastards: After all, evil word god is their concept... * InsaneTrollLogic: Earth is really two round Earths compressed into a cube, where it takes 24 hours for 96 hours to pass, and anyone who uses common, ordinary logic, physics, and thought and says otherwise is just an evil brainwashed tool of Big Academia. ** It took [[http://www.cubicao.com/ this explanation]] before someone made the connection to ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', which has radial two-dimensional time called probability. Apparently, time isn't merely "the fourth dimension of spacetime", IT ITSELF HAS FOUR DIMENSIONS. Also, it seems that speaking or teaching the English language is ''itself'' a form of lying. {{Newspeak}} can never describe the concepts needed to disprove its philosophies, which is a self-consistent reason for him to continually ignore/defy EVIL STUPID grammatical rules. * InternetToughGuy * {{Jerkass}}: He is just not that fond of other people. * KnowNothingKnowItAll: He not only implies that this revelation makes him smarter than God, all scientists and everyone else in the world put together, but, if you can't understand the Time Cube concept, you should be put to death as punishment. * MagicVersusScience: ''If scientist can't burn Bible, he is a liar, not scientist.'' * MalignedMixedMarriage: See Half Breed Discrimination. * MilkmanConspiracy: Apparently, the evil forces of the world have come together to hide the truth about the shape of the earth. And this is somehow related to jews, gays, black people and everybody else. * '''''[[MindScrew MIND SCREW]]''''' * MisanthropeSupreme: [[RacistGrandpa He does not like black people]]. Or white people. Or gay people, or straight people, or Jews, or Christians, or teachers, or "[[NoTrueScotsman scientists]]," [[OverlyLongGag or...]] * NewSpeak: "Oneism", "Self-God", "Sex Poles" and other phrases made up to describe the supposedly evil information and science taught in schools and colleges. ** "Sunup" and "sundown" instead of "sunrise" and "sunset", though they are legitimate English words. ** "Cyclop", obviously derived from mistaking the word "cyclops" for a plural. * [[RacistGrandma Racist Grandpa]]: Ray * RainbowSpeak: The posts have different sentences and words colored differently with no apparent rhyme or reason. * RoomFullOfCrazy: In website form. * [[SelfDefeatingProphecy Self-Defeating Prophet]]: -->''"Beware of the change when your brain is free from induced 'Word World' enslavement - for you could find that the natural "Real World" has been destroyed."'' * SmallNameBigEgo * SophisticatedAsHell: The whole thing is written this way, both with swears and general juvenile terms (like "Word God has not the substance of a fart", "[if you were not based of mathematical perfection] your arm would be too short to wipe your butt", and "[=SnotBrain=] Android"). * SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay: Earth takes roughly 24 hours to spin around completely. It's not that hard. * ScienceIsWrong: Ray apparently knows about mainstream physics and astronomy, but just dismisses them as [[NoIndoorVoice "ACADEMIC SINGULARITY ONEISM THAT YOU MUST OPPOSITE THINK!!"]] * StealthParody: Most probably averted. The sheer density of troll logic, vitriol, etc, might make it seem implausable to be otherwise, but there's a reason PoesLaw was formulated. He has mentioned that he was diagnosed as having paranoid schizophrenia and refused treatment for it (deciding that the people who diagnosed him [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy were part of the conspiracy]]). He's also been interviewed on television in the past, and he's every bit as crazy and incoherent when actually speaking as he is when writing. If he's a StealthParody then it's a ''very'' dedicated one, and [[OccamsRazor all signs point to him just being completely insane]]. * TalkativeLoon * TheSchizophreniaConspiracy: A possible explanation for this web site (see StealthParody above). * [[ViewersAreMorons Viewers Are Evil Morons]]: Every few sentences explain how you, the Viewer, are a moron who has been "educated stupid." ** [[color:darkred:'''Are you stupid and evil?''']] * WallOfText: The RainbowSpeak does nothing to make this any easier on your eyes. * WeAllLiveInAmerica: Much text is devoted to how stupid Americans are for ignoring Cube Theory and how the we will know hell for ignoring Gene, but no thought is given to any other part of the world except to mention how the blacks should all move back to Africa. * WordSaladPhilosophy ** "A mother and baby are the same age" *** This is more of a MathematiciansAnswer or IceCreamKoan, since he seems to mean that a woman only becomes a mother when she has a baby, so the "mother" has only existed for as long as the baby. **** Unless it's her second baby. ** This lends even more support to TheSchizophreniaConspiracy, as one of the major symptoms of schizophrenia is disorganized speech, or (appropriately named) "word salad." * WritersCannotDoMath: Compounds the below-stated problem. For the basics, cubes have eight corners, not four. ** Ray claims to have come up with the theory by squaring the circle of the Earth. Mathematicians have long known that squaring circles with a compass and a straightedge is impossible. * [[ArtisticLicensePhysics You Fail Physics Forever]]: 4 corners is not 1/4 or 4/16 of a cube. ** Not to mention, a cube is a six sided figure. Not four. *** Having no respect for the meaning of words, he seems to mean edges, not corners, as shown in [[http://www.timecube.com/TimeCube_com_newpicture_EarthCube.jpg this diagram]] where he labelled 4 parallel edges of a cube as "corners". **** He did. He also insists to refer to two sides of a cube as top and bottom, insisting that they're not sides. Which really DOES leave only four sides left. *** He ''almost'' [[ShownTheirWork showed his work]] when he labeled them specifically as "vertical edges". If he simply said "edge = corner" then that would mean a cube had TWELVE corners, but he seems to have an issue discriminating betwenen 2D and 3D space, referring to it like "the corners of a room". Nevermind that in 3D space "vertical" is relative, so someone in equatorial Africa looking towards the Atlantic ocean would see those as the "horizontal" edges. And someone looking southwest from Greenland would see them as off-center diagonal points and [[DrivenToMadness dear god I think I know why he went nuts]]. ** If time is a cube that depends on the rotation of Earth, how does time work in space? ----[[redirect:Website/TimeCube]]
20th Jul '13 11:24:03 PM FordPrefect
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* InsaneTrollLogic: Earth is really two round Earths compressed into a cube, where it takes 24 hours for 96 hours to pass, and anyone who uses common, ordinary logic, physics, and thought says otherwise is just an evil brainwashed tool of Big Academia.
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* InsaneTrollLogic: Earth is really two round Earths compressed into a cube, where it takes 24 hours for 96 hours to pass, and anyone who uses common, ordinary logic, physics, and thought and says otherwise is just an evil brainwashed tool of Big Academia.
20th Jul '13 11:16:25 PM FordPrefect
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"Time Cube" refers to the "scientific" "theory" proposed by Gene Ray, self proclaimed "Cubic Phenomenologist", "Doctor of Cubism" and [[SmallNameBigEgo "Wisest Human"]], which espouses the concept that time is cubic. This meaning that Earth's two hemispheres are not fixed geographic points on a round planet, but two separate metaphysical spheres that rotate independent of each other and cancel each other out as antipodes.[[hottip:*:At least, that's our best guess as to what the Time Cube theory espouses. It's difficult to find the actual theory amid all the ranting.]] As a result, four 24-hour days (or alternately, one 96-hour day) takes place in what we perceive to be one standard 24-hour day. He has also stated that nothing is able to exist without an exact and polar opposite. These theories have been described by some physicists as, in [[LaymansTerms very technical scientific terms]] "[[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay being]] [[YouFailPhysicsForever wrong]]". Yet other physicists counter that [[InsultToRocks "wrong" is a too charitable description of the site]].
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"Time Cube" refers to the "scientific" "theory" proposed by Gene Ray, self proclaimed "Cubic Phenomenologist", "Doctor of Cubism" and [[SmallNameBigEgo "Wisest Human"]], which espouses the concept that time is cubic. This meaning means that Earth's two hemispheres are not fixed geographic points on a round planet, but two separate metaphysical spheres that rotate independent of each other and cancel each other out as antipodes.[[hottip:*:At least, that's our best guess as to what the Time Cube theory espouses. It's difficult to find the actual theory amid all the ranting.]] As a result, four 24-hour days (or alternately, one 96-hour day) takes place in what we perceive to be one standard 24-hour day. He has also stated that nothing is able to exist without an exact and polar opposite. These theories have been described by some physicists as, in [[LaymansTerms very technical scientific terms]] "[[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay being]] [[YouFailPhysicsForever wrong]]". Yet other physicists counter that [[InsultToRocks "wrong" is a too charitable description of the site]].
19th Jul '13 10:15:26 PM Bushranger
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pretty sure the original name is the appropriate one here
* YouFailPhysicsForever: 4 corners is not 1/4 or 4/16 of a cube.
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* YouFailPhysicsForever: [[ArtisticLicensePhysics You Fail Physics Forever]]: 4 corners is not 1/4 or 4/16 of a cube.
28th May '13 4:40:17 PM Acebrock
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* MalignedMixedMarriage: See Half Breed Discrimination.
20th May '13 2:34:48 PM bkitu
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* StealthParody: Most probably averted. The sheer density of troll logic, vitriol, etc, might make it seem implausable to be otherwise, but there's a reason PoesLaw was formulated. He has mentioned that he was diagnosed as having paranoid schizophrenia and refused treatment for it (deciding that the people who diagnosed him [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy were part of the conspiracy]]). He's also been interviewed on television in the past, and he's every bit as crazy and incoherent when actually speaking as he is when writing. If he's a StealthParody then it's a ''very'' dedicated one, and all signs point to him just being completely insane.
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* StealthParody: Most probably averted. The sheer density of troll logic, vitriol, etc, might make it seem implausable to be otherwise, but there's a reason PoesLaw was formulated. He has mentioned that he was diagnosed as having paranoid schizophrenia and refused treatment for it (deciding that the people who diagnosed him [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy were part of the conspiracy]]). He's also been interviewed on television in the past, and he's every bit as crazy and incoherent when actually speaking as he is when writing. If he's a StealthParody then it's a ''very'' dedicated one, and [[OccamsRazor all signs point to him just being completely insane.insane]].
9th May '13 6:05:58 PM tracer
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** Of course not. That only proves we're educated stupid.
9th May '13 6:02:50 PM tracer
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* AwesomeMcCoolname: 'Gene Ray' sounds like something a supervillain would use to TakeOverTheWorld.
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* AwesomeMcCoolname: 'Gene Ray' sounds like something a supervillain would use to TakeOverTheWorld. Or the host of Series/MatchGame.
7th May '13 3:08:32 PM Abodos
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** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does this mean trans people are ok?]]
11th Apr '13 7:04:08 PM Amake
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** And if all the times of the day existing simultaneously in different parts of the Earth are separate time streams, wouldn't they form a seamless timesphere rather than a granular morning-day-evening-night "cube"?
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