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9th Mar '17 10:34:47 PM Troperinik
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'' episode [[SickEpisode "Let's Play Doctors and Nurses"]], [[CatsAreMean Mr. Cat]] decides to take Quack Quack's temperature. For the sake of torturing him, he brings out a really, really big thermometer. However, he never gets the chance to use it because Kaeloo [[HulkingOut transforms]] and beats him up, giving Quack Quack the opportunity to escape.
12th Jan '17 10:13:20 AM KidDynamite
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** In a late-series epsiode, a soldier (played by [[Series/{{Cheers}} George Wendt]]) gets a pool ball stuck in his mouth. Winchester is assigned to treat him, and is so annoyed over having to treat something so stupid he plays Dr. Jerkass. Among other things, he goes to take the soldier's temperature, reacts in mock surprise to the pool ball, then declares "No sweat. We'll just take your temperature the other way." and pushes him over.

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** In a late-series epsiode, a soldier (played by [[Series/{{Cheers}} George Wendt]]) gets a pool ball stuck in his mouth. Winchester is assigned to treat him, and is so annoyed over having to treat something so stupid he plays Dr. Jerkass.DoctorJerk. Among other things, he goes to take the soldier's temperature, reacts in mock surprise to the pool ball, then declares "No sweat. We'll just take your temperature the other way." and pushes him over.
12th Jan '17 10:10:24 AM KidDynamite
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** In a late-series epsiode, a soldier (played by [[Series/{{Cheers}} George Wendt]]) gets a pool ball stuck in his mouth. Winchester is assigned to treat him, and is so annoyed over having to treat something so stupid he plays Dr. Jerkass. Among other things, he goes to take the soldier's temperature, reacts in mock surprise to the pool ball, then declares "No sweat. We'll just take your temperature the other way." and pushes him over.
2nd Oct '16 7:55:34 PM nombretomado
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* Variant in the show ''{{ER}}'': [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Garrett Morris]] plays a patient who annoys the staff so much that they finally make up a pretext to take his temperature-- and then leave him with a sunflower up his ass.

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* Variant in the show ''{{ER}}'': ''Series/{{ER}}'': [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Garrett Morris]] plays a patient who annoys the staff so much that they finally make up a pretext to take his temperature-- and then leave him with a sunflower up his ass.
8th Feb '16 10:41:16 PM pikachukid
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* There's a joke early in the movie ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' in which the main character is given a brief examination. He's told that a specific probe that he just had in his butt is actually supposed to go in his mouth.

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* There's a joke early in the movie ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' in which the main character is given a brief examination. He's told that a specific probe that he just had in He has three identical probes inserted into his butt is actually supposed mouth, ear and backside...but the nurse on duty has no idea which one's which. Cut to go in him rinsing his mouth.mouth out with Brawndo.
30th Dec '15 8:26:39 AM Kitchen90
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* In ''Film/CarryOn Nurse'', the staff decide to get revenge on an insufferable patient by swapping out his rectal thermometer for a daffodil and taking a photograph of him. Leads to one of the funniest scenes in the whole series:

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* In ''Film/CarryOn Nurse'', ''Film/CarryOnNurse'', the staff decide to get revenge on an insufferable patient by swapping out his rectal thermometer for a daffodil and taking a photograph of him. Leads to one of the funniest scenes in the whole series:
27th Nov '15 11:17:18 AM nombretomado
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* In an interesting variation, one of the winners on ''AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' was a little girl who thought she was taking her temperature. Turns out what she'd taken for a thermometer was a used pregnancy test.

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* In an interesting variation, one of the winners on ''AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' was a little girl who thought she was taking her temperature. Turns out what she'd taken for a thermometer was a used pregnancy test.



* Variant in the show ''{{ER}}'': [[SaturdayNightLive Garrett Morris]] plays a patient who annoys the staff so much that they finally make up a pretext to take his temperature-- and then leave him with a sunflower up his ass.

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* Variant in the show ''{{ER}}'': [[SaturdayNightLive [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Garrett Morris]] plays a patient who annoys the staff so much that they finally make up a pretext to take his temperature-- and then leave him with a sunflower up his ass.



* Used as a threat in an episode of ''TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', wherein Cody warned his mom to stop talking with the thermometer in her mouth, "or we'll have to do it the ''other'' way."

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* Used as a threat in an episode of ''TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', wherein Cody warned his mom to stop talking with the thermometer in her mouth, "or we'll have to do it the ''other'' way."
28th Jul '15 1:11:22 PM StFan
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* ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG, item 520: "Under no circumstances is my medical droid allowed a groin-mounted rectal thermometer."

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* ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG, item 520: "Under no circumstances is my medical droid allowed a groin-mounted rectal thermometer."


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* ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'', item 520: "Under no circumstances is my medical droid allowed a groin-mounted rectal thermometer."
16th Jul '15 1:40:07 PM chasemaddigan
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* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': In the episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset", [[CampGay Mr. Slave]] reminisces about how he has been a "slut" as far back as he can remember. His earliest memory was enjoying the rectal thermometers he would get as a baby.
6th Jun '15 8:51:03 PM SaraJaye
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-->"Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, 'cause this is mighty cold."\

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-->"Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, 'cause this is mighty cold."\"
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