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8th Feb '16 10:41:16 PM pikachukid
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* There's a joke early in the movie ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' in which the main character is given a brief examination. He's told that a specific probe that he just had in his butt is actually supposed to go in his mouth.
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* There's a joke early in the movie ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' in which the main character is given a brief examination. He's told that a specific probe that he just had in He has three identical probes inserted into his butt is actually supposed mouth, ear and backside...but the nurse on duty has no idea which one's which. Cut to go in him rinsing his mouth.mouth out with Brawndo.
30th Dec '15 8:26:39 AM Kitchen90
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* In ''Film/CarryOn Nurse'', the staff decide to get revenge on an insufferable patient by swapping out his rectal thermometer for a daffodil and taking a photograph of him. Leads to one of the funniest scenes in the whole series:
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* In ''Film/CarryOn Nurse'', ''Film/CarryOnNurse'', the staff decide to get revenge on an insufferable patient by swapping out his rectal thermometer for a daffodil and taking a photograph of him. Leads to one of the funniest scenes in the whole series:
27th Nov '15 11:17:18 AM nombretomado
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* In an interesting variation, one of the winners on ''AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' was a little girl who thought she was taking her temperature. Turns out what she'd taken for a thermometer was a used pregnancy test.
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* In an interesting variation, one of the winners on ''AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' was a little girl who thought she was taking her temperature. Turns out what she'd taken for a thermometer was a used pregnancy test.

* Variant in the show ''{{ER}}'': [[SaturdayNightLive Garrett Morris]] plays a patient who annoys the staff so much that they finally make up a pretext to take his temperature-- and then leave him with a sunflower up his ass.
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* Variant in the show ''{{ER}}'': [[SaturdayNightLive [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Garrett Morris]] plays a patient who annoys the staff so much that they finally make up a pretext to take his temperature-- and then leave him with a sunflower up his ass.

* Used as a threat in an episode of ''TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', wherein Cody warned his mom to stop talking with the thermometer in her mouth, "or we'll have to do it the ''other'' way."
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* Used as a threat in an episode of ''TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', wherein Cody warned his mom to stop talking with the thermometer in her mouth, "or we'll have to do it the ''other'' way."
28th Jul '15 1:11:22 PM StFan
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* ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG, item 520: "Under no circumstances is my medical droid allowed a groin-mounted rectal thermometer."
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* ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG, item 520: "Under no circumstances is my medical droid allowed a groin-mounted rectal thermometer."

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[[AC:Web Original]] * ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG, ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'', item 520: "Under no circumstances is my medical droid allowed a groin-mounted rectal thermometer."
16th Jul '15 1:40:07 PM chasemaddigan
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* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': In the episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset", [[CampGay Mr. Slave]] reminisces about how he has been a "slut" as far back as he can remember. His earliest memory was enjoying the rectal thermometers he would get as a baby.
6th Jun '15 8:51:03 PM SaraJaye
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-->"Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, 'cause this is mighty cold."\
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-->"Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, 'cause this is mighty cold."\"
6th Jun '15 8:50:35 PM SaraJaye
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--'''Lisa:''' Just close your eyes and think of [[HoYay Milhouse]].
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--'''Lisa:''' -->'''Lisa:''' Just close your eyes and think of [[HoYay Milhouse]].
6th Jun '15 8:50:20 PM SaraJaye
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-->"Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, 'cause this is mighty cold."
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-->"Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, 'cause this is mighty cold.""\ ** Happens again in "Postcards From the Wedge". Bart fakes a fever to get out of going to school and Marge takes his temperature orally. But then she decides "there's only one way to get a truly accurate reading". --'''Lisa:''' Just close your eyes and think of [[HoYay Milhouse]].
1st Jun '15 11:10:13 AM Prfnoff
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* One ''TheFarSide'' cartoon has an image of a scientist with a giant thermometer approaching the backside of a dinosaur:
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* One ''TheFarSide'' ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' cartoon has an image of a scientist with a giant thermometer approaching the backside of a dinosaur:

* In ''GetFuzzy'', Rob takes Satchel's temperature when he's sick, and Satchel wants to know why he's putting the thermometer in his ear. He knew it wasn't an oral thermometer, but apparently he'd been using it somewhere else... * ''LibertyMeadows'': Leslie the Hypochondriac Bullfrog rushes into Frank's office claiming to be sick, and yanks the thermometer out of Frank's hand and puts it into his mouth to prove it. Frank tells him it's not an oral thermometer. JeopardyThinkingMusic ensues, and then Leslie spits it out.
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* In ''GetFuzzy'', ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'', Rob takes Satchel's temperature when he's sick, and Satchel wants to know why he's putting the thermometer in his ear. He knew it wasn't an oral thermometer, but apparently he'd been using it somewhere else... * ''LibertyMeadows'': ''ComicStrip/LibertyMeadows'': Leslie the Hypochondriac Bullfrog rushes into Frank's office claiming to be sick, and yanks the thermometer out of Frank's hand and puts it into his mouth to prove it. Frank tells him it's not an oral thermometer. JeopardyThinkingMusic ensues, and then Leslie spits it out.

* ''SomethingPositive'': Davan refuses a rectal thermometer during a checkup and insists his temperature be taken via "the forehead, ear, or, and this may seem novel, under the tongue". The doctor responds with "Fine, but you're the first person to ask me to stick a rectal thermometer in his mouth."
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* ''SomethingPositive'': ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': Davan refuses a rectal thermometer during a checkup and insists his temperature be taken via "the forehead, ear, or, and this may seem novel, under the tongue". The doctor responds with "Fine, but you're the first person to ask me to stick a rectal thermometer in his mouth."

* Comes up in ''DocRat'', [[http://www.docrat.com.au/default.asp?id=strip&thisItem=138 of course]].
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* Comes up in ''DocRat'', ''Webcomic/DocRat'', [[http://www.docrat.com.au/default.asp?id=strip&thisItem=138 of course]].
29th Mar '15 9:01:28 PM nombretomado
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* An episode of ''[[FairlyOddParents The Fairly OddParents]]'' had Vicky become nice. After she checked Timmy's temperature, Cosmo remarked that she remembered to use the correct thermometer.
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* An episode of ''[[FairlyOddParents The Fairly OddParents]]'' ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' had Vicky become nice. After she checked Timmy's temperature, Cosmo remarked that she remembered to use the correct thermometer.
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