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* In one side story to ''[[JusticeLeagueOfEquestria Mare of Steel]]'', Rainbow Dash [[GenderBender gets turned into a colt by Red Kryptonite]]. This still does not stop her from flirting with her LoveInterest Thunderlane once she starts turning back into a mare, and Thunderlane has to try ''very'' hard not to get turned on by her[=/=]him.

* ''WesternAnimation/Futurama'': In War is the H Word, [[WhatAnIdiot Zapp]] [[WrongGenreSavvy Brannigan]] thinks he is dealing with this, when he finds himself attracted to "Lee Lemon" who he believes is male. He is relieved to find that it's actually [[SweetPollyOliver Leela]] [[SweetOnPollyOliver in disguise]].

* WesternAnimation/Futurama: In War is the H Word, [[WhatAnIdiot Zapp]] [[WrongGenreSavvy Brannigan]] thinks he is dealing with this, when he finds himself attracted to "Lee Lemon" who he believes is male. He is relieved to find that it's actually [[SweetPollyOliver Leela]] [[SweetOnPollyOliver in disguise]].

* Futurama: In War is the H Word, [[WhatAnIdiot Zapp]] [[WrongGenreSavvy Brannigan]] thinks he is dealing with this, when he finds himself attracted to "Lee Lemon" who he believes is male. He is relieved to find that it's actually [[SweetPollyOliver Leela]] [[SweetOnPollyOliver in disguise]].

* [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Zeus]], despite being prone to produce an offspring with any beautiful woman he lays his eyes on, does this with young Ganymede. He finds him so beautiful that he kidnaps him to Olymp, names him his personal cupbearer (replacing his own daughter Hebe) and grants him immortality so he can stay beautiful forever.

'''Germany:'': Think about how you'll be even more handsome and open them!?\\

[[caption-width-right:296:It's okay. [[MaleGaze We understand.]]]]

* Beca in ''Film/PitchPerfect 2'' tries to insult the German team leader but all she can come out with is stuff like "You're physically flawless" and "Your sweat smells like cinnamon". She mentions to her that "Just because you're making me confused about my sexuality does not mean you've got the drop on us".

-->''A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a f*g\\

Okay, I don't really know that,

* Whether or not you ship [[Series/{{Merlin}} Merlin/Arthur]], watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg5JXNug9Ac this scene]] and tell me Merlin isn't blushing.

* Phoebe, during her brief time as TheEmpath, nearly had to flee the room during one episode of ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' because of a man who had the hots [[BrotherSisterIncest for her sister Piper]].

* In ''Manga/ACertainScientificRailgun'', [[BoobsOfSteel Mii Konori]] is so sexy in her swimsuit during a photoshoot that she manages to provoke this reaction not only from the otherwise straight female cast, but also the [[SingleTargetSexuality Misaka-sexual]] and a ''female snake''.

* Creator/LouisCK has a routine about having this reaction to Ewan [=McGregor=] in his special "Shameless". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEqH00nQac]]

** And on the girls' side we have [[{{Bifauxnen}} Sheik]]. Many a fangirl were not happy to find that Princess Zelda [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Dropped a Bridget on Them]] in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]''. The infamous Gannon-Banned website even has, "not accepting that Sheik is a most epic ReverseTrap," as one of their Gannon-Bannable offenses.

[[quoteright:296:[[Webcomic/GrrlPower https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/even-the-girls-want-her_grrl-power4_2194.png]]]][[caption-width-right:296:It's okay. [[MaleGaze We understand.]]]]

** One episode revolves around Peter going back in time to when he was 18 back in the 1980's to relive his youth. When meeting up with Lois, she's planned for them to go see ''{{Zapped}}'' on their date because she figures ScottBaio is androgynous enough that neither of them would be gay for watching it.

* In AFI's Lifetime Achievement salute to Actor/SeanConnery, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYp8xJ4kpo Mike Myers told Sir Sean,]] "Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are those men who want to be you ''and'' be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush."

---->'''Gay Man in Military Costume:''' You're coming home with me!

--->'''Homer:''' Who would you rather go with?

'''Jesse''': This was her choice, Mr. Simpson.\\
'''Homer''': I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was lost in your eyes.

-->'''Homer''': Who would you rather go with?
-->'''Sherri''': Tommy. (''Cut to Tommy, who looks so angelic he is literally bathed in sunlight.)
-->'''Homer''': Well, duh! He's breathtaking. But Bart has inner beauty, like you'd find in a rodent.

-->'''Gay Man in Military Costume''': You're coming home with me!
-->'''Moleman''' (in his old army uniform): Yes, Colonel.

-->'''Joan of Arc:''' ''(in an obviously fake deep voice, wearing an obviously fake mustache but still otherwise a teenage girl)'' My name is John Dark.\\\

-->'''[[Creator/AdamWest Catman]]:''' Say, think I can get her phone number?
-->'''Timmy:''' That's no she, that's my Dad!
-->'''Catman:''' So you have it then?

--> Whenever I see Jesus, up on that cross, I can't help but think that He looks kinda hot...
--> I wanna get down on my knees, and start pleasing Jesus: I wanna feel His salvation, all over my face...
--> And of course - Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled-up and toned...

-->“Dark hair. Bedroom eyes. Moody demeanor. I totally get it.“

--> '''Peter''': Wow, you are ''good''. You are REALLY good!

-->'''Steve:''' "I'm straight as an arrow and I got to tell you, you stop, whether you're male or female, to look at him. He was that good looking. And if you never knew he was a superstar, it wouldn't make any difference; if he'd walked in the room, you'd know somebody special was in your presence."

-->If you saw Michael on the street you would scream.
-->No way!
-->Sure you would, it's ''Michael Jackson!''
-->I would not scream over a man.
-->I'm telling you, if you saw him, you would give out a prince.

--> "I had to have this "no-shirt rule" in the house. He [Jiri Fischer] wasn't allowed to be [[ShirtlessScene shirtless]] in the house. The kid's built like a Greek god. I didn't want my wife [[FemaleGaze seeing that]]. One day he was sitting at the computer with no shirt on and [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn I'm like, "Hey Jiri, you know the rule."]].

--> ''Watching a grown woman play an adolescent boy is perhaps the most sexually confusing moment of my life.''

--> "I am nearly fifty years old. A sober grown man. With children. [Some longer explanation about having low expectations for a movie about a theme ride and being amazed how engaging it was.] ... And that Depp fellow. My God. I never had any idea who he was, but his name sounded like something created for a pubescent cover-boy for magazines published to hook thirteen year-old girls on make-up and bad music. Wasn't Depp the name of some hair-goo product back in the 60s? I am a straight male. I have several good friends who are gay, but have never fantasized about any gender but the female. But now I understand how women can experience swooning crushes on male film stars. He is simply extraordinary. So sly, so seductive, so canny! I read an interview in which Depp said he went through a slight depression when he had to stop playing Captain Jack Sparrow. I can see why. His inventiveness and sheer pleasure in inhabiting the character come through in every frame. How can I admit to my children that I now troll through fan websites about a former teen heart-throb?"

* Shakespeare's 20th Sonnet lovingly describes the many wonderful attributes the object of his affection--before revealing that the person in question is a young man. A young man who is perfection incarnate, except for his penis.
-->But since she [Nature] prick'd thee out for women's pleasure,
-->Mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure.

-->"What is this, this ticklish and itchy feeling?"
-->"Love?"
-->"AAAAAARGH!"

-->'''Hinoe:'''...''Dammit'', you look so much like [[IdenticalGrandson Reiko]]! ''Why do you have to be a '''man'''!?''

-->'''Italy''': Eh? But I'm handsome enough as I am now, or not?
-->'''Germany''': Think about how you'll be even more handsome and open them!
-->'''Italy''': Got it! *opens his eyes* Like this?
--> [Italy sits there with big wide eyes. Germany looks disturbed, and ends up slapping his hand over Italy's face]
-->'''Cuba''': ''(laughing)'' What is it? Was his face so preposterous?
-->'''Germany''': Ah...how to call this...maybe 'too limpid' would be fitting.

-->“Stupid pretty Medic[.]”

-->'''Dave the Lighting Guy:''' ''Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!''
-->'''Dave the Lighting Guy:''' ''I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns kick ass!''
-->'''Dave the Lighting Guy:''' ''I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you!''

-->'''Borat:''' ''You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?''

-->Immaculate conception really makes my day
-->But the dude's got lats that make me feel gay!

-->'''Xander:''' No one is judging you. It's understandable! Spike is strong and mysterious, and sort of compact, but well-muscled...
-->'''Buffy:''' I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that ''you'' might be!

--->'''Rachel:''' Do you see what all the guys see in her?
--->'''Monica:''' I wouldn't kick her out of bed.(Rachel looks at her awkwardly) No more vodka for me!

---> '''[[Creator/HughLaurie House]]''': [on Chase] Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.\\
'''[[PrettyBoy Chase]]:''' C’mon! I’m not that good-looking.\\

'''Wilson:''' [agrees] You kinda are.

--->'''House''': What makes a guy start drooling? ''(sarcastically)'' Chase, were you wearing your ''short'' shorts?

--> '''Joel''': (swooning) Oh, Mr. B...

-->'''Beckett''': How much TV do you actually watch?
-->'''Castle''': Enough to know that this nurse [=McClintock=] will probably be super hot.
-->''(the very hot but also very male nurse [=McClintock=] appears)''
-->'''Beckett''': Care to revise your theory?
-->'''Castle''': Not what I was expecting, but no, I'll stand by it.

-->'''Topanga''': If it's any consolation, I think you can do a lot better than Jennifer Bassett.
-->'''Shawn''': You think so?
-->'''Cory''': Wait a minute, Topanga, have you looked at her?
-->'''Topanga''': Okay, so she's pretty, she's tall, she drives a red new convertible, oh heck, I'd go out with her.

-->'''Woody:''' Look at this one. Blonde hair, long legs, carrying a textbook.
-->'''Zack:''' That's Cody!

-->'''[[Music/RebaMcEntire Reba]]''': What are you doing in my chair? You're supposed to be here tomorrow night.
-->'''K.T.''': Reba, you and me are going to [[http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/talk taik]]. Tonight. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kol3V2LXRE#t=1m22s Hustle your shapely fanny]] back over here and [[http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/get%20to%20it we'll get to it]] after this commercial. And don't you go anywhere because [[GirlOnGirlIsHot you won't want to miss this]].

-->'''Logan''': Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why don't you go up for the football team or something?\\
'''Chase''': Because the drama club is loaded with hot girls, and I've seen the football team. They're not hot.\\
'''Michael''': I don't know, man, Dave the quarterback's a pretty handsome dude.\\
(Chase and Logan look at Michael oddly.)\\
'''Michael''': I've said too much.

--> Max: Shoot, now I'm gay.

--> '''Therapist''': *after hugging Walden* ...huh, maybe I'm NOT gay...

-->''A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a f*g''
-->''The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag''
-->''I've always been a ladies man and I don't have to brag''
-->''But I've become a mama's boy for Andrew in drag''

--> And no one cares that you love Keanu / oh what's the difference anyway / everybody knows he's gay / okay, I don't really know that / but let's face it, he's too hot to be straight

-->Ron: Look, we're all gay. It's just different degrees.
-->Ray: No way, man! I'm not gay.
-->Ron: Okay, do you like watching porn?
-->Ray: You know I love porn.
-->Ron: Do you only watch the kind that's two women?
-->Ray: No way, man! I like watching a man and a woman makin' love.
-->Ron: Okay, do you like it best if the man is tiny and flaccid?
-->Ray: No way, man! I like big, hard, throbbing... huh. I did not know that about myself.

--> '''Oghren:''' The whole "quiet and stoic" thing must get you a lot of action, huh?\\

'''Oghren:''' What? No! No! Well, not unless - no!

** It's hard to say if [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-10-15 this version]] from ''El Goonish Shive'' is a subversion, inversion, reversion, or just plain weird. female!Elliot objects to his girlfriend ogling male!Susan, leading to the following exchange:
-->'''Sarah:''' I'm sorry, Elliot, but ''look at him!''
-->'''female!Elliot:''' ...yeah, I guess he ''is'' hot.
-->'''female!Tedd:''' Um, dude...?
-->'''female!Elliot:''' What? I'm wearing a skirt, and I have boobs. I'm not going to start worrying about my manly image ''now''.

-->'''Noah:''' I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.

-->'''Hazel''': No... no, I don't ''like'' boobs... I don't ''like'' boobs!
-->'''Attendant''': ''Everybody'' likes boobs, [[CampGay honey]].

-->[[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan *slapping himself* BOOBS! You like BOOBS!]]

-->[[ArousedByTheirVoice "God, I'd go gay for that voice."]]

-->''Hey, Fyodor, we're surrounded again. But this time by a bunch of half-naked men. Its like a ruddy ocean of bare nipples and bulging muscles. ''It's making me moist''.''

-->'''Male Narrator:''' Warning: This episode contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin. Women with heart conditions are advised to not look directly at Duke Devlin. This also applies to women without heart conditions; he's very pretty. See? See how pretty he is? He's very pretty. I'd like to run my fingers through his hair, and I'm just a voice.
-->'''Yami:''' (about Duke) Mustn't...look...directly at his face...so beautiful! No words to describe it...they should have sent a poet!

-->'''Ned''': Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. [[RuleOfThree Nothing at all]]!

-->'''Homer''': This is all your fault, with your nonthreatening Bobby Sherman-style good looks! No girl can resist your charm!
-->'''Jesse''': This was her choice, Mr. Simpson.
-->'''Homer''': I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was lost in your eyes.

* ''OnePiece'':

* ''Manga/{{Fairy Tail}}'''s Sting and Rogue. [[https://mobile.twitter.com/hiro_mashima/status/954687474193776642/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-681971445244535630.ampproject.net%2F1516337355291%2Fframe.html A very erotic image of Sting and Rogue was uploaded by Hiro Mashima on his Twitter.]] Both boys are having a very intimate moment with one another while naked and taking a bath. Both are blushing and become seemingly aroused and hard while ogling at the other's phallus. Sting eying Rogue’s with a lecherous gaze and expression of admiration while Rogue’s jaw is wide open being deeply astonished and turned on unable to take his eyes off Sting’s.

* ''Comicbook/{{Blacksad}}'' has gotten [[MrFanservice interpretation (and reaction)]] from many male fans, which it may owe its [[LGBTFanbase gay fanbase]] to.

* ''Manga/DeathNote'': The live action movie gives us the Spaceland bus driver describing Light as "quite a good looking guy- not that I'm into guys..."

[[folder:Live Action TV]]

*** That damn ShirtlessScene for the sumo training in ''Twilight Princess''...
** And on the girls' side we have [[{{Bifauxnen}} Sheik]]. Many a fangirl were not happy to find that Princess Zelda [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Dropped A Bridget On Them]]. The infamous Gannon Banned website even has, "not accepting that Sheik is a most epic ReverseTrap," as one of their Gannon-Bannable offenses.
** Link's cross dressing stint as a beautiful Gerudo woman in BOTW gave many male fans this feeling.

* ''Anime/Persona4TheAnimation'':
** "If I had to choose, I'd choose you (Souji/Yu) you're so handsome and reliable." Says Yosuke.
** During the Crossdressing Pagent, on seeing [[spoiler:Teddie]] in an [[AliceAllusion Alice outfit]], one male spectator declares, "I'd hit it."

* In ''LightNovel/ACertainScientificRailgun'', [[BoobsOfSteel Mii Konori]] is so sexy in her swimsuit during a photoshoot that she manages to provoke this reaction not only from the otherwise straight female cast, but also the [[SingleTargetSexuality Misaka-sexual]] and a ''female snake''.

* Creator/BobcatGoldthwait admits this about actor RobLowe in his standup routine, and provided the page quote for the APrettyBoyIndex page.

This is TruthInTelevision, with women being ''much'' more open about it. [[DoubleStandard Quite frankly, if a guy were to say something like that to another, more often than not, the response would be, "What are you, gay?"]] [[Literature/ThroughTheLookingGlass Contrariwise]], gay men are generally more likely than lesbians to joke about who they would switch teams for. When straight men do profess attraction to other men, it often takes the form of GayBravado -- the concept being that they're not ''really'' attracted to guys, they're just [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday so straight]] they're not scared to ''pretend'' they are (or alternatively, so comfortable with their mostly-straightness that they aren't afraid to admit to occasional "lapses").

TropeNamer comes from one of Homer Simpson's quotes from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''. While he's attempting to recall his skiing lessons, his mind shifts to a skin-tight ski suit-wearing Ned Flanders moments prior, who waggles his buttocks while exclaiming the suit makes it feel like he's "wearing nothing at all". Cue {{Squick}} from Homer and the trope invoked.

* ''Manga/DeathNote'': The live action movie gives us the Spaceland bus driver describing Light as "quite a good looking guy- not that I'm into guys..."