History Main / SmokingHotSex

* Subverted in one of NeilGaiman's {{Miracleman}} stories a boy lights a cigarette after [[TheirFirstTime loosing his virginity]] because [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat he always wanted to do that]]

* Played... straight... in ''BrokebackMountain'' -- the two men share a cigarette after sex in one scene.

* Used in a ''ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' fic where two agents just had sex under the influence of ElGoonishShive's [[LoveIsInTheAir Variant Five]] pheromones. They smoke [[BrainBleach Bleepettes]], to erase the memory of having done something so embarrassing. (They were formerly PlatonicLifePartners, so it was pretty unfortunate.)

* In the book ''Millennium'' by John Varley, the hero, Louise Baltimore, is from the future. The air has become so polluted that humans have been adapted to it. When she travels back in time to the 20th century, she is constantly smoking cigarettes to help her breathe. Anyway, this is all leading up to when she finishes sex, she immediately lights one causing her partner to comment, "Do you always smoke after sex?". She then looks at her crotch, to make the obvious joke.

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** ''Blackadder Goes Forth'':

* Brian Kinney of ''QueerAsFolk'' does this occasionally.

* DaveAllen mentioned this on one episode of his show after he'd quit smoking. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cT-BQLX6nU here]].

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* Parodied at the end of LadyGaga's video for Bad Romance, after setting her lover/master on fire.

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* ''{{Futurama}}''

* ''TheSimpsons''

* Happens several times in Drawn Together, most notably in the episode where Captain Hero discovers Clara has a car crash fetish.[[ItMakesSenseInContext After seeing a crash, a bird lands on her shoulder and hands her a cigarette.]]
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* If you have sex with the prostitute in LeisureSuitLarry, she will be seen smoking a cigarette after the deed.
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--> ''The fact is, folks, that you just'' need ''a cigarette after you make love to a beautiful woman, or a confused young man. You don't wanna roll off somebody and go: "Oh, baby; that was amazing! Skittles? Would you like a Skittle? How 'bout a Jolly Rancher, baby?"'' \\
'''-- Dave Attell'''

-->''If you smoke after sex, it probably means you're doing it too fast''\\
--''' Bumper sticker'''

After "the deed", IfYouKnowWhatIMean, the two lovers then have a post-coital smoke for some reason. Mostly a DeadHorseTrope at this point, though it often pops up in parody. Often used as a metaphor to say sex has taken place when it can't actually be shown.

* In {{Watchmen}}, Laurie and Dan had sex and in the next scene Laurie was seen in a panel naked and smoking a cigarette.
** Earlier, after they fight the punk gang in the alley, they look guiltily away from each other, and Laurie lights up... fairly obvious subtext there.

* Janet sees Brad and Frank-N-Furter doing this in a TV monitor in ''TheRockyHorrorPictureShow''.
** "Coming!" "So's Brad!"
* Parodied with Otto, the inflatable copilot in ''{{Airplane}}!''.
** Goes even further in ''{{Airplane}} II: The Sequel'', involving ''a donkey''.

** Later, Number 2 goes back in time and [[ScrewYourself sleeps with his younger self]]. Afterwards they're seen in bed together smoking.

* Played straight ([[IncrediblyLamePun har har]]) in ''BrokebackMountain'' - the two men share a cigarette after sex in one scene.

* Samir Nazhde takes a smoke after having sex with Sharon Bridger in one scene from "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/TheSiege The Siege]]".

* ''{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth'':

* Referenced in an episode of ''{{Becker}}'' where Becker is trying to quit smoking. He gets frustrated and manages to replace one addiction with another by gaining a sex buddy. We're shown that they've had sex by a quick cut to them lying next to each other in bed, looking exhausted. Becker remarks "I just remembered another cigarette I really miss".
** Not to mention when he crawls down the fire escape to retrieve his last cigarette, which he dropped out the window, and encounters a couple having sex in the apartment below; they are shocked, but he asks "I don't suppose you two are going to have a smoke after you're done?"

* In ''MarriedWithChildren'', Marcy was fighting stage fright in front of a group by imagining herself in bed. It got so intense that she had an orgasm right in front of everyone and was seen with a lit cigarette in her hand that just appeared out of nowhere.
** Al was also seen smoking a cigar after a particularly vigorous session with Peggy that not only lasted a full day (or maybe even several), it made her hair stand on end.
** Bud smoked a pipe after having sex. It made him cough (the smoking).

* The pizza variation appears in an episode of ''RedDwarf''; Rimmer recounts the one and only time he made love, which only took twelve minutes, and that includes the time it took to eat the pizza. Of course, he gets another chance later. Pizza is mentioned again, when he thinks two slave girls are planning on interrogating him with sex, he demands they have a four-cheese pizza ready at the end. Apparently, Rimmer really likes pizza.
** Maybe unrelated, but Kochanski describes her relationship with Lister as "hanging out in your bunk, eating take-away curries and having fantastic sex."
* {{Scrubs}} includes the after-sex pizza version. Of course, it's not so much after-sex pizza as between-sex pizza.
* Referenced hilariously in {{Wings}}. Lowell declares that he's going to move out of Joe and Brian's house so that he and reconciled ex Bunny won't feel so "inhibited". Brian's incredulous response? "THAT was inhibited? When you were done, *I* smoked a cigarette!"

* On the NPR radio show ''APrairieHomeCompanion'', Garrison Keillor once described a cartoon he saw that had a chicken and an egg lying in bed. The egg was somehow smoking a cigarette, and the caption read, "Well, I guess that answers ''that'' question."
** This has been drawn several times with slight variations. One version can be found at the bottom [[http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/c/chicken_and_egg.asp of this page.]]

* From ''QuestionableContent'': after a night of, well, "chatting" with another [=AnthroPC=], Pintsize comes out smoking a cigarette. No one knows where he got it from and, knowing Pintsize, they're worried he'll do some property damage with it.
** A variation appears [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1445 here]] where Faye implies that unloading [[PaintingTheFourthWall that much scorn]] is a pleasure comparable to sex.

* On Maddox's The Best Page in the Universe, an article about women's fashion features a cartoon about two cosmetics chemists coming up with names for shades of red lipstick. After the two list particularly long and ridiculous names, one of them remarks, "Hand me a cigarette, because I just came!"
* Used in a {{PPC}} fic where two agents just had sex under the influence of ElGoonishShive's [[LoveIsInTheAir Variant Five]] pheromones. They smoke [[BrainBleach Bleepettes]], to erase the memory of having done something so embarrassing. (They were formerly PlatonicLifePartners, so it was pretty unfortunate.)

* In the ''{{Futurama}}'' episode "Amazon Women in the Mood", the skeletons of men killed by "snu-snu" have cigarettes in their hands. The show uses this for the first time in the fourth episode in, starting Leela's reluctant running joke about "crossing paths" with Zapp Brannigan.

* Done countless times in ''{{Family Guy}}'', which not only includes any main couple in the show, but also Quagmire, Stewie lying next to a CPR infant dummy, and former President Bill Clinton!

* ''TheSimpsons'' season 15 episode, "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner", has this trope in one scene with Artie Ziff and Selma after they had quick sex with Selma smoking.

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'''- Dave Attell'''

-''' Bumper sticker'''

* Used in a {{PPC}} fic where two agents just had sex under the influence of ElGoonishShive's [[LoveIsInTheAir Variant Five]] pheromones. They smoke [[BrainBleach Bleepettes]], to erase the memory of having done something so embarrassing. (They were formerly [[TheStraightWillAndGrace The]] [[strike: [[TheStraightWillAndGrace Straight]]]] [[TheStraightWillAndGrace Original-Style Will and Grace]], so it was pretty unfortunate, though the female one had been turned into a guy at the time.)

* Scrubs includes the after-sex pizza version. Of course, it's not so much after-sex pizza as between-sex pizza.

-->'''Skinner''': You know, I think about you all the time

* Samir Nazhde takes a smoke after having sex with Sharon Bridger in "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/TheSiege The Siege]]".

* Samir Nazhde takes a smoke after having sex with Sharon Bridger in "The Siege".

* ''TheSimpsons'' season 15 episode, "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner", has this trope in one scene with Artie Ziff and Selma after they had quick sex with Selma smoking.

* TheSimpsons season 15 episode, "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner", has this trope in one scene with Artie Ziff and Selma after they had quick sex with Selma smoking.

* Similar to the Dave Atell quote, when ''TheNewsQuiz'' discussed the UK smoking ban, Phil Jupitus wondered what people would do after sex. Juggle? (Fred [=McAuley=] then pointed out that you only weren't allowed to smoke in [[RedLightDistrict your place of work]]...)

* ''National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1'' spoofs its earlier use of a SexyDiscretionShot: "Next time, do you think we could actually have sex, instead of just smoking cigarettes together in bed?"