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4th Aug '17 6:31:59 PM rjd1922
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--> Fullmetal Alchemist, Sir! We apologize in advance for this! (Slap!) You behaved like a spoiled child!

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--> Fullmetal Alchemist, Sir! We do apologize in advance for this! (Slap!) You behaved like a spoiled child!
27th Jul '17 4:06:12 PM ironballs16
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-->'''Audience''': Ohhhhhhhh

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-->'''Audience''': Ohhhhhhhh[[ShareTheMalePain Ohhhhhhhh]].
27th Jul '17 3:55:08 PM ironballs16
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* The 2012 edition of ''Series/BigFatQuizOfTheYear'', which covered [[ILoveTheXTies the '90s]], had Jack Whitehall mention that he'd been afraid of Music/MrBlobby since he was a child. No points for guessing [[https://youtu.be/97fw8xjB5u4 who the guest was that night]], which even Creator/JimmyCarr apologized for before inviting him out.

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* The 2012 edition of ''Series/BigFatQuizOfTheYear'', which covered [[ILoveTheXTies [[ILoveTheExties the '90s]], had Jack Whitehall mention that he'd been afraid of Music/MrBlobby since he was a child. No points for guessing [[https://youtu.be/97fw8xjB5u4 who the guest was that night]], which even Creator/JimmyCarr apologized for before inviting him out.
27th Jul '17 3:54:37 PM ironballs16
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* The 2012 edition of ''Series/BigFatQuizOfTheYear'', which covered [[ILoveTheXTies the '90s]], had Jack Whitehall mention that he'd been afraid of Music/MrBlobby since he was a child. No points for guessing [[https://youtu.be/97fw8xjB5u4 who the guest was that night]], which even Creator/JimmyCarr apologized for before inviting him out.
-->'''Jimmy''': Right, it's the final question of The Big Fat Quiz of the '90s, and to ask it, we're honored to have one of the decade's most iconic stars. Please welcome - apologies, Jack - Mr. Blobby!
13th Dec '16 6:15:17 AM CurledUpWithDakka
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* '''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'': The Sorrowful Men are a league of assassins who always apologize to their victims.

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* '''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'': ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'': The Sorrowful Men are a league of assassins who always apologize to their victims.
28th Oct '16 3:23:24 PM Morgenthaler
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* In ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' Seraph (the Oracle's bodyguard) pre-emptively apologizes for attacking Neo, as he needs to be certain Neo is the One.
* From ''Film/TheCowboys'', Jebediah Nightlinger is about to be killed by Asa Watts. Knowing that the BigDamnHeroes are on their way, he asks for a moment to make peace with God, then he prays aloud:
-->'''Jebediah Nightlinger:''' I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger... ''[looks directly at Asa Watts]'' ...and those I am about to.
* In ''Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', Hermione apologises to Neville before putting the full body-bind curse on him.

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* In ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' Seraph (the Oracle's bodyguard) pre-emptively apologizes for attacking Neo, as he needs to be certain Neo is the One.
* From ''Film/TheCowboys'', Jebediah Nightlinger is about to be killed by Asa Watts. Knowing that the BigDamnHeroes are on their way, he asks for a moment to make peace with God, then he prays aloud:
-->'''Jebediah Nightlinger:''' I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger... ''[looks directly at Asa Watts]'' ...and those I am about to.
* In ''Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', Hermione apologises to Neville before putting the full body-bind curse on him.
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* In ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'', right before he's about to open the airlock for Kirk and [[spoiler: Khan]] on the ''Vengeance'', Scotty is discovered by a mook and tells the mook that "[he is] so sorry" just before he opens the airlock to allow Kirk and [[spoiler:Khan]] to enter the ship and lets the guard exit the same way, and you can tell [[TechnicalPacifist he's genuine.]]

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* In ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'', right before he's about to open the airlock for Kirk and [[spoiler: Khan]] on the ''Vengeance'', Scotty is discovered by a mook and tells the mook that "[he is] so sorry" just before he opens the airlock to allow Kirk and [[spoiler:Khan]] to enter the ship and lets the guard exit the same way, and you can tell [[TechnicalPacifist he's genuine.]]


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* In ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' Seraph (the Oracle's bodyguard) pre-emptively apologizes for attacking Neo, as he needs to be certain Neo is the One.
* From ''Film/TheCowboys'', Jebediah Nightlinger is about to be killed by Asa Watts. Knowing that the BigDamnHeroes are on their way, he asks for a moment to make peace with God, then he prays aloud:
-->'''Jebediah Nightlinger:''' I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger... ''[looks directly at Asa Watts]'' ...and those I am about to.
* In ''Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', Hermione apologises to Neville before putting the full body-bind curse on him.
* In ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'', right before he's about to open the airlock for Kirk and [[spoiler: Khan]] on the ''Vengeance'', Scotty is discovered by a mook and tells the mook that "[he is] so sorry" just before he opens the airlock to allow Kirk and [[spoiler:Khan]] to enter the ship and lets the guard exit the same way, and you can tell [[TechnicalPacifist he's genuine.]]

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28th Oct '16 3:22:48 PM Morgenthaler
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* There's also a slight variation in ''Manga/DragonBall Z'', where Vegeta gives a little speech about taking care of the family and then apologizes, right before knocking out both his kid and Goten and then doing a Heroic Sacrifice in an attempt to take out [[Main/{{BigBad}} Buu]].

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* There's also a slight variation in ''Manga/DragonBall Z'', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'', where Vegeta gives a little speech about taking care of the family and then apologizes, right before knocking out both his kid and Goten and then doing a Heroic Sacrifice HeroicSacrifice in an attempt to take out [[Main/{{BigBad}} Buu]].Buu.



* In ''Litearture/HarryPotter and the Philosopher's Stone'', Hermione apologises to Neville before putting the full body-bind curse on him.
* Dean in ''TheIronGiant'': "Excuse me! I'd like to apologize to everyone in advance for this!" [[SquirrelsInMyPants He lets a squirrel out of his pants]] and HilarityEnsues.

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* In ''Litearture/HarryPotter and the Philosopher's Stone'', ''Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', Hermione apologises to Neville before putting the full body-bind curse on him.
* Dean in ''TheIronGiant'': ''WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant'': "Excuse me! I'd like to apologize to everyone in advance for this!" [[SquirrelsInMyPants He lets a squirrel out of his pants]] and HilarityEnsues.



* An episode of ''HumanTarget'', in which Chance pretends to be a "cleaner" taking part in a jewel heist:

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* An episode of ''HumanTarget'', ''Series/HumanTarget'', in which Chance pretends to be a "cleaner" taking part in a jewel heist:
28th Oct '16 3:21:20 PM Morgenthaler
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-->'''O'Briain''': During the process, there's a point where a decision may have to be made... � Icannotappologizeenough � ...[[spoiler: between a tear and a ''[[GroinAttack cut]]'']].

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-->'''O'Briain''': During the process, there's a point where a decision may have to be made... -- Icannotappologizeenough � ...-- ...[[spoiler: between a tear and a ''[[GroinAttack cut]]'']].



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28th Oct '16 3:20:43 PM Morgenthaler
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* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': Shinji Ikari would probably have been much better off without this tick, as it is what pisses Asuka off the most. Other than this personality difference, their backgrounds and current status would probably have resulted in some sorta relationship.

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* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': Shinji Ikari would probably have been much better off without this tick, as it is what pisses Asuka off the most. Other than this personality difference, their backgrounds and current status would probably have resulted in some sorta relationship.



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* ComicBook/YTheLastMan has an interesting variation, where the apology is not over anything violent... Yorick apologizes to a girl for the two times he kissed her. Then he interrupts her confusedly asking when the second time was, with a kiss.

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* ComicBook/YTheLastMan has an interesting variation, where the apology is not over anything violent... Yorick apologizes to a girl for the two times he kissed her. Then he interrupts her confusedly asking when the second time was, with a kiss.



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-->'''O'Briain''': During the process, there's a point where a decision may have to be made... Icannotappologizeenough ...[[spoiler: between a tear and a ''[[GroinAttack cut]]'']].

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-->'''O'Briain''': During the process, there's a point where a decision may have to be made... Icannotappologizeenough ...� ...[[spoiler: between a tear and a ''[[GroinAttack cut]]'']].



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* In ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' Seraph (the Oracle's bodyguard) pre-emptively apologizes for attacking Neo, as he needs to be certain Neo is the One.

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* In ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' Seraph (the Oracle's bodyguard) pre-emptively apologizes for attacking Neo, as he needs to be certain Neo is the One.



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* Subverted in the ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' webseries ''The Murdoch Effect''. Just before the CowboyCop 21st century version of George punches Murdoch, he snarls "I would say I'm sorry for this, but I'm not!"

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* Subverted in the ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' webseries ''The Murdoch Effect''. Just before the CowboyCop 21st century version of George punches Murdoch, he snarls "I would say I'm sorry for this, but I'm not!"

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