History Main / PreAsskickingOneLiner

* KickAss: It should be no surprise this has many, but probaby the most famous is Hit-Girl's. Wherein she starts by inverting the normal order of things by killing the boss first, then addresses the mooks: "Okay you [[CountryMatters cunts]]...let's see what you can do now." *counts foes and watches to see which one makes a move first* "Eenie...meenie...minie..." *a mook goes for a weapon* "MOE!"

** "You just went for my head, didn't you. You know, you could've killed me, right? And you knew that, which means you were ''trying'' to kill me, right? So no matter what happens to you now, ''you can't complain, right?''"

* {{Bayonetta}}: "Don't fuck with a witch!"

** In ''Revelations'', Sarge gets his moment when he stands in the Warthog and aims his recovered Shotgun at [[spoiler:Wash]], about to deliver his line "You just got Sarge'd", only to blow up the barrels too early and come away with "Ah, dammit, I messed up my one-liner!"

* Éowyn's entire speech to the Witch-king in ''{{The Lord of the Rings}}''. This is the second half.
-->"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter, and you stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you if you touch him."

* [[TallDarkAndHandsome Rastignac]]'s "It's between you and me now, Paris!" in ''Le Père Goriot''.

* ''GGundam'' '''"[[{{Invocation}} THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER.]] [[{{BattleCry}} IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU.]] [[{{ScreamingWarrior}} TAKE THIS! MY LOVE. MY ANGER. AND ALLLL MY SORROW!]] [[{{CallingYourAttacks}} SHINING FINGAAAAAAAAH!"]]'''

-->'''Gigantic Con''': You're in Hell now, and I'm the Devil !

->"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

* ''{{AvatarTheLastAirbender}}'''s Pakku gets a pretty excellent one before fighting Katara:"If you want to learn waterbending so badly,STUDY CLOSELY!!"

** Expecially astonishing if you remember all of Shinji's frantic "Move you stinking mecha, or everyone will blame me for the ApocalypseOfTheWeek" - whining in the originial Series.

* ''TheLionKing'': "They call me Mr. PIG.... Ahhhhh"

*** TruthInTelevision, some of those -- although English doesn't really have an exact analog to how "Molon labe" should be translated. Roughly speaking, what is being rendered as "Come and get them!" is more of a "You can have them if you can get to them." The modern English equivalent would be something along the lines of "You can have my weapon when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers." The line isn't really a PreAssKickingOneLiner, it's a Pre Getting My Ass Kicked One Liner, as was the other famous line from Plutarch: "Their" (meaning the Persians) "arrows will darken the sun!" "Then we shall fight in the shade."

* [[{{Tsukihime}} "Life and death may be back to back, but they will never face each other. ...I'll show you. This is what it means to kill something."]] And then he literally kills the hallway with a dull knife.
** [[KaraNoKyoukai "Those... really were... dreamlike days. Thank you. But, I'm sorry. I know I'll lose everything. But still. But still... ''I can't forgive him.''"]] [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome It's over in 30 seconds.]]

->"This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."