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6th May '18 3:49:45 PM Overfiend
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* A battleship is sunk, killing the vast majority of the crew. The only survivors are three sailors and their captain, who, after days of drifting aimlessly and eventually running out of rations, decides to shoot himself so that his men may eat his body and survive. When the captain stands up and places a pistol to his temple, a young seaman stops him from pulling the trigger, saying "Oh captain, please don't shoot yourself in the head." The captain states "I have to, son- for the good of my crew." The seaman replies "But you don't understand- brains are my favorite dish!"

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* A battleship is sunk, killing the vast majority of the crew. The only survivors are three sailors and their captain, who, seeing the chances of his charges' survival drop rapidly after days of drifting aimlessly and eventually running out of rations, decides to shoot himself so that his men may eat his body and survive. When the captain stands up and places a pistol to his temple, a young seaman stops him from pulling the trigger, saying "Oh captain, please don't shoot yourself in the head." The captain states "I have to, son- for the good of my crew." The seaman replies "But you don't understand- brains are my favorite dish!"
6th May '18 3:47:54 PM Overfiend
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* A battleship is sunk, killing the vast majority of the crew. The only survivors are three sailors and their captain, who, after days of drifting aimlessly and eventually running out of rations, decides to shoot himself so that his men may eat his body and survive. When the captain stands up and places a pistol to his temple, a young seaman stops him from pulling the trigger, saying "Oh captain, please don't shoot yourself in the head." The captain states "I have to, son- for the good of my crew." The seaman replies "But you don't understand- brains are my favorite dish!"
3rd Feb '18 1:32:01 PM MarcusSLazarus
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* In the ''Series/LostGirl Series/Merlin2008'' crossover ''Fanfic/LostInCamelot'', Kilgharrah contemplates eating Kenzi because her attitude annoys him when she comes to talk to him on her own, but decides against it because she is so thin that he would be picking bits of her out of his teeth for ages afterwards.
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30th Jan '18 3:29:51 PM GroLor
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* Instead of a rural white family, the CannibalClan from ''Meat the Jones'' is an urban black one that only eats white people, because along with being crazy they are also racist (though, amusingly, not to the point of being unwilling to sell their meals to the Caucasian members of the underground cannibal network that they are apart of).


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* Cannibalistic serial killer Dorángel Vargas only preyed on fit male adults. When asked why, he explained that women and children were too "pure" to kill and eat, and that he thought that "fat people" would be too unhealthy and high in cholesterol.
24th Jan '18 11:55:31 PM GroLor
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* Imhotep in ''Film/TheMummy1999'' is probably one of the pickiest people eaters around. He took body parts only from the people who had basically stolen his.

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* Imhotep in ''Film/TheMummy1999'' ''[[Film/TheMummy1999 The Mummy]]'' is probably one of the pickiest people eaters around. He took body parts only from the people who had basically stolen his.


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* The succubus-like vampires in ''La peau blanche'' prefer to feed on black people, because apparently more melanin = tastier.
3rd Jan '18 2:07:07 PM VanHohenheimOfXerxes
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* The eponymous monster of Sheb Wooley's "The Purple People Eater" only eats [[spoiler:[[AmbiguousSyntax purple people]]]].

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* The eponymous monster of Sheb Wooley's "The Purple People Eater" only eats [[spoiler:[[AmbiguousSyntax [[AmbiguousSyntax purple people]]]].people]].
2nd Dec '17 6:32:18 AM Hanz
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* In ''Videogame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole'', [[spoiler:[[Literature/CthulhuMythos Shub-Niggurath]]]] subsists on a diet of dark meat and cannot stomach white meat, meaning that it only eats black people and white people will make it violently ill. Its boss fight consists of you forcing its worshipers [[spoiler:(the South Park Police Department)]] into its feeding range.

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* In ''Videogame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole'', [[spoiler:[[Literature/CthulhuMythos Shub-Niggurath]]]] subsists on a diet of dark meat and cannot stomach white meat, meaning that it only eats black people and white people will make it violently ill. Its boss fight consists of you forcing its worshipers [[spoiler:(the South Park Police Department)]] into its feeding range. Inversely however, if it eats [[TokenMinority Token]] or the New Kid if they're black, it gains back it's health.
6th Nov '17 10:44:55 AM sotnosen95
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* In ''Videogame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole'', [[spoiler:[[Literature/CthulhuMythos Shub-Niggurath]]]] subsists on a diet of dark meat and cannot stomach white meat, meaning that it only eats black people and white people will make it violently ill. It's boss fight consists of you forcing it's worshipers [[spoiler:(the South Park Police Department)]] into it's feeding range.

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* In ''Videogame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole'', [[spoiler:[[Literature/CthulhuMythos Shub-Niggurath]]]] subsists on a diet of dark meat and cannot stomach white meat, meaning that it only eats black people and white people will make it violently ill. It's Its boss fight consists of you forcing it's its worshipers [[spoiler:(the South Park Police Department)]] into it's its feeding range.
31st Oct '17 9:26:00 PM Omeganian
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* What does a vegetarian cannibal eat? PVS cases.
19th Oct '17 12:54:22 PM Hanz
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* In ''Videogame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole'', [[spoiler:[[Literature/CthulhuMythos Shub-Niggurath]]]] subsists on a diet of dark meat and cannot stomach white meat, meaning that it only eats black people and white people will make it violently ill. It's boss fight consists of you forcing it's worshipers [[spoiler:(the South Park Police Department)]] into it's feeding range.
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