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4th Dec '17 5:17:31 PM nombretomado
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* One of the taglines used to promote ''CrankHighVoltage'', in praise of its too-tough-to-die antihero, was: "Anyone else would be ''so'' dead by now."

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* One of the taglines used to promote ''CrankHighVoltage'', ''Film/CrankHighVoltage'', in praise of its too-tough-to-die antihero, was: "Anyone else would be ''so'' dead by now."
15th Aug '17 12:41:30 PM lalalei2001
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* In ''Videogame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction'', after you defeat [[spoiler:Bandit Keith]] in a duel, Yami Yugi fries him with lightning. Reshef immediately possesses him and makes him get back up, though after he's ''done'' using him he passes out.

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* In ''Videogame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction'', ''VideoGame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction'', after you defeat [[spoiler:Bandit Keith]] in a duel, Yami Yugi fries him with lightning. Reshef immediately possesses him and makes him get back up, though after he's ''done'' using him he passes out.
26th Jul '17 3:06:06 PM nmn3r3
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* Neji Hyuga from ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' was shot through the chest in the Sasuke retrieval arc, but still managed to kill his opponent with his ultimate technique before he collapsed. This was because he was able to deflect the arrow away from his vital organs at the last moment, even though the resulting wound would have been fatal if TheCavalry hadn't arrived in time.

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* Neji Hyuga from ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' was shot through the chest ''twice'' in the Sasuke retrieval arc, but still managed to kill his opponent with his ultimate technique before he collapsed. This was because he was able to deflect the first arrow away from his vital organs at the last moment, even though and thwarted the second by turning around. Even so, the resulting wound wounds would have been fatal if TheCavalry hadn't arrived in time.
22nd Jul '17 3:45:06 AM TheCuza
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-->"A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness, and has made a full recovery. Now ''that'' is a delivery service you can count on."
-->- Mr. New Vegas

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-->"A -->'''Mr. New Vegas:''' A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness, and has made a full recovery. Now ''that'' is a delivery service you can count on."
-->- Mr. New Vegas
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** GameplayandStoryIntegration: If you kill the guy who shot you and take his gun, you'll find that it can't kill anyone ''else'' in two shots to the head either, being a weak 9mm handgun.
27th May '17 10:54:30 AM nombretomado
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* In ''TheGirlWhoPlayedWithFire'', [[ActionGirl Lisbeth Salander]] [[spoiler:is shot in the hip, in the back and in the head (the last bullet getting lodged in her brain), then [[BuriedAlive buried (barely) alive]],]] yet she still manages to not only [[spoiler:dig her way out and take axe revenge, but also survive all the way into and through the sequel]].

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* In ''TheGirlWhoPlayedWithFire'', ''Literature/TheGirlWhoPlayedWithFire'', [[ActionGirl Lisbeth Salander]] [[spoiler:is shot in the hip, in the back and in the head (the last bullet getting lodged in her brain), then [[BuriedAlive buried (barely) alive]],]] yet she still manages to not only [[spoiler:dig her way out and take axe revenge, but also survive all the way into and through the sequel]].
23rd May '17 5:43:02 PM WillBGood
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** Particularly in [[Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX the Max series]], Frank Castle takes an insane amount of damage over the course of the series. In ''ComicBook/ThePunisherBorn'' miniseries, Captain Frank Castle survives the obliteration of Firebase Valley Forge by attacking Viet Cong, surviving being shot ''seven times.'' It freaked the hell out of the reinforcements that came to see who survived. At one point, he gets shot in the side of his chest, point-blank, with a shotgun. After acknowledging that one of his ribs is "...gone. Not broken, gone.", he gets into an extended fistfight with the man who shot him, tosses him out of a window, and carries on. It seems like you can't finish an story arc without Castle experiencing some near-fatal damage.\\

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** Particularly in [[Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX the Max series]], Frank Castle takes an insane amount of damage over the course of the series. In ''ComicBook/ThePunisherBorn'' miniseries, Captain Frank Castle survives the obliteration of Firebase Valley Forge by attacking Viet Cong, surviving being shot ''seven times.'' It freaked the hell out of the reinforcements that came to see who survived. At one point, he gets shot in the side of his chest, point-blank, with a shotgun. After acknowledging that one of his ribs is "...gone. Not broken, gone.", he gets into an extended fistfight with the man who shot him, tosses him out of a window, and carries on. It seems like you can't finish an story arc without Castle experiencing some near-fatal damage.\\
16th May '17 10:24:30 AM nombretomado
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* Shirou in ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''. Like with [[{{Tsukihime}} Shiki]], it's practically his shtick that he can't pull off any impressive victories unless he's been rendered three-quarters dead first.

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* Shirou in ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''. Like with [[{{Tsukihime}} [[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Shiki]], it's practically his shtick that he can't pull off any impressive victories unless he's been rendered three-quarters dead first.
14th May '17 7:21:32 PM Alas_Poor_Donny
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** Justified in that the Marines aren't really human, and actual human organs aren't even the majority of the parts used in assembling them. They're also specifically built with close combat in mind, so a cardiopulmonary system that rapidly seals itself off to prevent blood loss and redundant organs come standard and are easy to replace or repair if damaged. Things that would easily kill a human, like a bullet through the chest or head, simply aren't a big deal for them.
14th May '17 4:36:20 PM nombretomado
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* VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas begins with the player character getting shot in the head. ''[[DoubleTap Twice!]]'' However, after a few days (with help from a friendly robot that thinks he's a cowboy and a local doctor) you're back on your feet and good to go. Naturally, the people who shot you are [[OhCrap extremely freaked out when you catch up to them.]]

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* VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' begins with the player character getting shot in the head. ''[[DoubleTap Twice!]]'' However, after a few days (with help from a friendly robot that thinks he's a cowboy and a local doctor) you're back on your feet and good to go. Naturally, the people who shot you are [[OhCrap extremely freaked out when you catch up to them.]]



* This happens an incredible amount of times in the ''TraumaCenter'' series. Rifle wound to the heart in the middle of a snowstorm when the hospital is ten minutes away? No problem, and that's just in the first chapter. Never mind the parasites that ''slash your internal organs apart.'' I'm not even going to touch the guy who has multiple brain aneurysms burst before you even open him up.
** In Trauma Team, there's a girl who [[spoiler:is holding a bomb when it explodes, yet survives.]] Did we mention that the same kind of [[spoiler:bomb]] has killed ''grown men'' in two different incidents?

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* This happens an incredible amount of times in the ''TraumaCenter'' ''VideoGame/TraumaCenter'' series. Rifle wound to the heart in the middle of a snowstorm when the hospital is ten minutes away? No problem, and that's just in the first chapter. Never mind the parasites that ''slash your internal organs apart.'' I'm not even going to touch the guy who has multiple brain aneurysms burst before you even open him up.
** In Trauma Team, ''Trauma Team'', there's a girl who [[spoiler:is holding a bomb when it explodes, yet survives.]] Did we mention that the same kind of [[spoiler:bomb]] has killed ''grown men'' in two different incidents?
25th Apr '17 1:28:11 AM Seanette
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* Theodore Roosevelt was shot in the chest by an assassin and took the time to finish his speech before he sought medical attention. He was helped a bit by the bullet being partially stopped by his glasses and the thick, folded speech being held [[PocketProtector in his breast pocket,]] preventing the round from piercing his lung.\\
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He also willed himself to live through a near-fatal case of malaria which ate fifty pounds off his body weight.

When he finally did die, peacefully, in his sleep, one contemporary said, "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping. If he'd been awake there would have been a fight."

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* Theodore Roosevelt was shot in the chest by an assassin and took the time to finish his speech before he sought medical attention. He was helped a bit by the bullet being partially stopped by his glasses and the thick, folded speech being held [[PocketProtector in his breast pocket,]] preventing the round from piercing his lung.\\
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He also willed himself to live through a near-fatal case of malaria which ate fifty pounds off his body weight.

weight. When he finally did die, peacefully, in his sleep, one contemporary said, "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping. If he'd been awake there would have been a fight."
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