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* ''Literature/ThreeMenInABoat'': On a boat trip. Played very much for laughs, with what seems to be the world's most indestructable tin of pineapple. They use every implement they can lay their hands on, including, finally, ''the boat's mast''.

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* ''Literature/ThreeMenInABoat'': On a boat trip. Played very much for laughs, with what seems to be the world's most indestructable tin of pineapple. They The protagonists use every implement they can lay their hands on, including, finally, ''the boat's mast''.
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* A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded together on a desert island. Their search for food turns up nothing more than one can of soup, and they have no can opener. The physicist proposes smashing the can with a rock. The chemist avers that building a fire and heating the can would be a better first course of action. Finally the economist suggests his own proposal. "Assume that we have a can opener," he begins.

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* ''Literature/ThreeMenInABoat'': On a boat trip. Played very much for laughs, with what seems to be the world's most indestructable tin of pineapple.

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* ''Literature/ThreeMenInABoat'': On a boat trip. Played very much for laughs, with what seems to be the world's most indestructable tin of pineapple. They use every implement they can lay their hands on, including, finally, ''the boat's mast''.
-->We beat it out flat; we beat it back square; we battered it into every form known to geometry--but we could not make a hole in it. Then George went at it, and knocked it into a shape, so strange, so weird, so unearthly in its wild hideousness, that he got frightened and threw away the mast. Then we all three sat round it on the grass and looked at it. There was one great dent across the top that had the appearance of a mocking grin, and it drove us furious, so that Harris rushed at the thing, and caught it up, and flung it far into the middle of the river, and as it sank we hurled our curses at it, and we got into the boat and rowed away from the spot, and never paused till we reached Maidenhead.
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** Jaime Sommers can open cans with her bionic fingernails.
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* ''VideoGame/TheLongDark'' has canned food and can openers. You can use any tool to open a can, at the cost of [[BreakableWeapons durability]]. Opening a can without a tool is also possible, but some of the food inside spills out and gets ruined, denying you [[WizardNeedsFoodBadly precious, precious calories]].

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* A guy enters a bar and orders a beer and is served a beer can. He tries to open it [[InvertedTrope with a can opener until the barman interrupts him and asks if he knows the purpose of the ring at the can's top.]] The customer says it's for those who forget to bring their openers.
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* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': Bottle opener example. The Bundys get lost during a road trip and find a bar where the drinks are so cheap Al wonders how the owners make money until he learns how much the bottle opener rent is. The Darcys eventually find them and it seems they'll fall for the same con but [[CrazyPrepared Jefferson]] brought his own bottle opener.



** In the short "WesternAnimation/CannedFeud", Sylvester is left in the house while his owners are away. There is plenty of canned tuna, but only one can opener, and the mouse has it. Hijinks ensue.
** WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck and WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales get stuck on an island in "Moby Duck". Daffy finds a crate full of food and wants to keep it all to himself but the food is canned and Speedy is the only one with a can opener.

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** In the short "WesternAnimation/CannedFeud", Sylvester is left in the house while his owners are away. There is plenty of canned tuna, but only one can opener, and the mouse has it. Hijinks ensue.
ensue. Sylvester eventually gets the can opener but finds out the cupboard door is locked and [[HereWeGoAgain the mouse has the key]].
** WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck and WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales get stuck on an island in "Moby Duck". Daffy finds a crate full of food and wants to keep it all to himself but the food is canned and Speedy is the only one with a can opener. Speedy eventually gives the opener in spite of [[UngratefulBastard Daffy's]] refusal to share the food and Daffy learns, to his dismay, that a high tide makes it necessary to swim towards the food. Ducks can swim but the water is shark-infested.
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* ''The National Disaster Survival Test'' was a TV movie aired on NBC on May 1, 1977. Toward the end of the show they showed a sample disaster survival kit which included, among other things, a supply of canned food that does not require cooking. They then asked what items were missing. After maybe 20 seconds of "think music", a can opener was shown as one of the answers.
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* {{Popeye}} the Sailor rarely needed a can opener to open his can of spinach. Usually he'd squeeze it open or apply another method (e.g.: a submarine propeller in "Spinach Fer Britain").
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* ''VideoGame/{{Nethack}}'' has edible "tins," and with a tinning kit you can even make your own canned food [[{{Squick}} from monster corpses]]. Opening them can be tricky. If you're wielding a tin opener, dagger, or axe, or if the tin is "blessed," it pops right open. If not, you spend a lot of turns--during which monsters may sneak up on you, or you might pass out from hunger--desperately trying to squeeze it open, and if you're insufficiently strong/dexterous, the can will probably remain sealed.
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* During the 1980s Cola Wars, Pepsi fielded an ad with variation of this centered around a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK57cXIjRrI bottle of Pepsi]].
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* In the original ''Film/DawnOfTheDead'', the characters discover a massive stockpile of spam.

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* In the original ''Film/DawnOfTheDead'', ''Film/DawnOfTheDead1978'', the characters discover a massive stockpile of spam.

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* In chapter 137 of ''Ganso! Urayasu Tekkin Kazoku'' when Akane delivers a heavy stacked New Year's meal to Sensei Harumaki. She lets Jin and Fuguo deliver it instead who both end up eating it all. The two give Harumaki cheap substitute meals instead. One of them was a canned crab meat and the teacher always suffers from PerpetualPoverty, has a difficult time opening it.

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* In chapter 137 of ''Ganso! Urayasu Tekkin Kazoku'' when Akane delivers a heavy stacked New Year's meal to Sensei Harumaki.Harumaki Sensei. She lets Jin and Fuguo deliver it instead who both end up eating it all. The two give Harumaki cheap substitute meals instead. One of them was a canned crab meat and the teacher always suffers from PerpetualPoverty, has a difficult time opening it.
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* In chapter 137 of ''Ganso! Urayasu Tekkin Kazoku'' when Akane delivers a heavy stacked New Year's meal to Sensei Harumaki. She lets Jin and Fuguo deliver it instead who both end up eating it all. The two give Harumaki cheap substitute meals instead. One of them was a canned crab meat and the teacher always suffers from PerpetualPoverty, has a difficult time opening it.

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* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': In the short "WesternAnimation/CannedFeud", Sylvester is left in the house while his owners are away. There is plenty of canned tuna, but only one can opener, and the mouse has it. Hijinks ensue.

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* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''
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In the short "WesternAnimation/CannedFeud", Sylvester is left in the house while his owners are away. There is plenty of canned tuna, but only one can opener, and the mouse has it. Hijinks ensue.ensue.
** WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck and WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales get stuck on an island in "Moby Duck". Daffy finds a crate full of food and wants to keep it all to himself but the food is canned and Speedy is the only one with a can opener.
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* ''Comicbook/{{Buni}}'' [[http://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-50/ plays it straight.]]

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* ''Comicbook/{{Buni}}'' ''Webcomic/{{Buni}}'' [[http://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-50/ plays it straight.]]
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** The BBC radio Adaption actually uses the "open by other means" as a minor plot point that was absent from the book: [[spoiler: Ted first says he's going to use the stalactite to stab the cans open, but realizes that even if they get the food, it'll have no real effect; they'll still be at the mercy of AM, so he quickly [[MercyKill]]s Benny, leading to the finale.]]

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** The BBC radio Adaption actually uses the "open by other means" as a minor plot point that was absent from the book: [[spoiler: Ted first says he's going to use the stalactite to stab the cans open, but realizes that even if they get the food, it'll have no real effect; they'll still be at the mercy of AM, so he quickly [[MercyKill]]s performs a MercyKill on Benny, leading to the finale.]]
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* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': In the short "Canned Feud", Sylvester is left in the house while his owners are away. There is plenty of canned tuna, but only one can opener, and the mouse has it. Hijinks ensue.

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* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': In the short "Canned Feud", "WesternAnimation/CannedFeud", Sylvester is left in the house while his owners are away. There is plenty of canned tuna, but only one can opener, and the mouse has it. Hijinks ensue.
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** The BBC radio Adaption actually uses the "open by other means" as a minor plot point that was absent from the book: [[spoiler: Ted first says he's going to use the stalactite to stab the cans open, but realizes that even if they get the food, it'll have no real effect; they'll still be at the mercy of AM, so he quickly [[MercyKill]]s Benny, leading to the finale.]]

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* Averted and discussed in the ''CromartieHighSchool'' episode "Joshua Tree".

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* Averted and discussed in the ''CromartieHighSchool'' ''Manga/CromartieHighSchool'' episode "Joshua Tree".



* During the island arc of ''NadiaTheSecretOfBlueWater'', the kids discover a wreck and manage to salvage some canned goods. Deciding to "live with nature", Nadia abandons Jean and Marie and sets off into the jungle, but not before taking some food with her - only to realize too late that her "even the simplest technology is bad" mentality is far from conductive to getting any of it out of the cans. She keeps smashing them flat with big rocks.
* Occurrs in ''UruseiYatsura'' when Ataru and company gets lost in some caves, start to starve, and stumble into a stranded UFO with a sleeping alien... and a stack of cans. Eventually they find a opener at the bottom of a shaft (although it actually leads out into the open, and Ataru steals an opener from a classmate without knowing). Then they find out the hard way the hazards of eating alien food...

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* During the island arc of ''NadiaTheSecretOfBlueWater'', ''Anime/NadiaTheSecretOfBlueWater'', the kids discover a wreck and manage to salvage some canned goods. Deciding to "live with nature", Nadia abandons Jean and Marie and sets off into the jungle, but not before taking some food with her - only to realize too late that her "even the simplest technology is bad" mentality is far from conductive to getting any of it out of the cans. She keeps smashing them flat with big rocks.
* Occurrs in ''UruseiYatsura'' ''Manga/UruseiYatsura'' when Ataru and company gets lost in some caves, start to starve, and stumble into a stranded UFO with a sleeping alien... and a stack of cans. Eventually they find a opener at the bottom of a shaft (although it actually leads out into the open, and Ataru steals an opener from a classmate without knowing). Then they find out the hard way the hazards of eating alien food...



* ''ToTheManorBorn.'' Audrey and Marjorie are on a picnic. Audrey is a bit miffed that sardine tins don't have keys anymore, and then they discover they forgot the can opener.
* In ''{{Bottom}}'', Richie and Eddie are forced to camp in a nasty London park for a week. Much to Richie's relief, Eddie remembered to bring his can opener. However, Richie ''[[InvertedTrope forgot all the cans]]''.
* Averted in ''Series/TheBionicWoman'' where Maxmillion, the bionic dog, does not need an opener to feed himself. All he has to do find a dog food can, and bite it open with his bionic jaw.

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* ''ToTheManorBorn.''Series/ToTheManorBorn.'' Audrey and Marjorie are on a picnic. Audrey is a bit miffed that sardine tins don't have keys anymore, and then they discover they forgot the can opener.
* In ''{{Bottom}}'', ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', Richie and Eddie are forced to camp in a nasty London park for a week. Much to Richie's relief, Eddie remembered to bring his can opener. However, Richie ''[[InvertedTrope forgot all the cans]]''.
* Averted in ''Series/TheBionicWoman'' where Maxmillion, the bionic dog, does not need an opener to feed himself. All he has to do find a dog food can, and is bite it the can open with his bionic jaw.



* ''{{Garfield}}'': On a camping trip.
** Variant during a blackout. They have plenty of canned goods and a can opener, but the can opener is electric.
* ''BloomCounty'': In Steve Dallas' fallout shelter.
** Also in relation to the survival rations Opus packed for Cutter John's fateful wheelchair-balloon voyage. Cans of food, but no can opener.
* ''LibertyMeadows'': While the characters take refuge from a forest fire.
* ''TheFarSide'': In a fallout shelter.

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* ''{{Garfield}}'': ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': On a camping trip.
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trip. Variant during a blackout. They have plenty of canned goods and a can opener, but the can opener is electric.
* ''BloomCounty'': ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'': In Steve Dallas' fallout shelter.
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shelter. Also in relation to the survival rations Opus packed for Cutter John's fateful wheelchair-balloon voyage. Cans of food, but no can opener.
* ''LibertyMeadows'': ''ComicStrip/LibertyMeadows'': While the characters take refuge from a forest fire.
* ''TheFarSide'': ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'': In a fallout shelter.



* The Wayward Vagabond in ''{{Homestuck}}'', when we first meet him, has discovered a wide range of canned foods, but no can-opener. He attempts to open the cans with his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002572 teeth]], his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002573 claws]] and his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002583 trusty knife]], all of which are completely useless. So [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext he declares himself]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002585 Mayor of Can Town]] instead.
* ''{{Buni}}'' [[http://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-50/ plays it straight.]]

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* The Wayward Vagabond in ''{{Homestuck}}'', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', when we first meet him, has discovered a wide range of canned foods, but no can-opener. He attempts to open the cans with his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002572 teeth]], his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002573 claws]] and his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002583 trusty knife]], all of which are completely useless. So [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext he declares himself]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002585 Mayor of Can Town]] instead.
* ''{{Buni}}'' ''Comicbook/{{Buni}}'' [[http://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-50/ plays it straight.]]



* ''ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUK'': Dennis tells Gnasher a parody of ''Jack and the Beanstalk'', where Dennis (in the role of Jack) gets a tin of beans, but can't open it because tin openers have yet to be invented.
** In the end, he [[spoiler:uses his third wish [[FantasyKitchenSink from a genie]] to get an electric can opener, thus his family are able to dine on beans]].

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* ''ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUK'': Dennis tells Gnasher a parody of ''Jack and the Beanstalk'', where Dennis (in the role of Jack) gets a tin of beans, but can't open it because tin openers have yet to be invented.
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invented. In the end, he [[spoiler:uses his third wish [[FantasyKitchenSink from a genie]] to get an electric can opener, thus his family are able to dine on beans]].



* ''{{Futurama}}'', "Mother's Day": Subverted: After all electrical appliances rebel, Fry boasts that he can still open cans with his pocket knife. It's only when he can't that he starts to despair. Dr. Zoidberg then uses his claws to open the can.

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* ''{{Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Mother's Day": Subverted: After all electrical appliances rebel, Fry boasts that he can still open cans with his pocket knife. It's only when he can't that he starts to despair. Dr. Zoidberg then uses his claws to open the can.



* Happened in a ''{{Daria}}'' UrbanLegend. Urban Legend 1950s Jake built a survival bunker, in which 1950s Daria accidentally gets trapped. She doesn't worry too much, until she realizes that the cans in the bunker are worthless since she doesn't have a can opener.

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* Happened in a ''{{Daria}}'' UrbanLegend.''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' {{Urban Legend|s}}. Urban Legend 1950s Jake built a survival bunker, in which 1950s Daria accidentally gets trapped. She doesn't worry too much, until she realizes that the cans in the bunker are worthless since she doesn't have a can opener.



* Happens in ''FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends''. The gang is lost in the woods during a camping trip. Coco hatches a ton of eggs, all carrying cans of food and dinner supplies. But she didn't lay a can opener. Don't even bother linking to Fridge Logic.
* This is also the plot of DFE's ''TheAntAndTheAardvark'' short "Odd Ant Out". The blue and green aardvarks fight over a can of chocolate-covered ants, but neither of them has a can opener.

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* Happens in ''FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends''.''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends''. The gang is lost in the woods during a camping trip. Coco hatches a ton of eggs, all carrying cans of food and dinner supplies. But she didn't lay a can opener. Don't even bother linking to Fridge Logic.
* This is also the plot of DFE's ''TheAntAndTheAardvark'' ''WesternAnimation/TheAntAndTheAardvark'' short "Odd Ant Out". The blue and green aardvarks fight over a can of chocolate-covered ants, but neither of them has a can opener.
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* ''{{Buni}}'' [[http://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-50/ plays it straight.]]
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* ''Film/TheNavigator'' features Creator/BusterKeaton and his girlfriend alone on a passenger liner that's gone adrift in the open ocean. Buster finds a can of milk, but he has no can opener, so he tries increasingly ridiculous tools, like an industrial drill, a cleaver, and a huge meat axe. Finally he jury-rigs a can opener.

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* ''{{Futurama}}'', "Mother's Day": Subverted: After all electrical appliances rebel, Fry boasts that he can still open cans with his pocket knife. It's only when he can't that he starts to despair. Dr. Zoidberg then uses his claws to open the can, and is happy about being useful for once.

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* ''{{Futurama}}'', "Mother's Day": Subverted: After all electrical appliances rebel, Fry boasts that he can still open cans with his pocket knife. It's only when he can't that he starts to despair. Dr. Zoidberg then uses his claws to open the can, and is happy about being useful for once.can.
--> '''Zoidberg:''' Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!
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* ''DennisTheMenaceUK'': Dennis tells Gnasher a parody of ''Jack and the Beanstalk'', where Dennis (in the role of Jack) gets a tin of beans, but can't open it because tin openers have yet to be invented.

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* ''DennisTheMenaceUK'': ''ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUK'': Dennis tells Gnasher a parody of ''Jack and the Beanstalk'', where Dennis (in the role of Jack) gets a tin of beans, but can't open it because tin openers have yet to be invented.
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* ''ThreeMenInABoat'': On a boat trip. Played very much for laughs, with what seems to be the world's most indestructable tin of pineapple.

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* ''ThreeMenInABoat'': ''Literature/ThreeMenInABoat'': On a boat trip. Played very much for laughs, with what seems to be the world's most indestructable tin of pineapple.
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* Averted in ''TheBionicWoman'' where Maxmillion, the bionic dog, does not need an opener to feed himself. All he has to do find a dog food can, and bite it open with his bionic jaw.

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* Averted in ''TheBionicWoman'' ''Series/TheBionicWoman'' where Maxmillion, the bionic dog, does not need an opener to feed himself. All he has to do find a dog food can, and bite it open with his bionic jaw.
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* ''IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream'': A rare effective dramatic example, as the canned goods in question are the goal of the tortuous SnipeHunt the cast is sent on by the evil AI, and thus it makes sense that they could not be opened by brute force.

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* ''IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream'': ''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream'': A rare effective dramatic example, as the canned goods in question are the goal of the tortuous SnipeHunt the cast is sent on by the evil AI, and thus it makes sense that they could not be opened by brute force.
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* Happens on a camping trip in one of the ''AdrianMole'' books.

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* Happens on a camping trip in one of the ''AdrianMole'' ''Literature/AdrianMole'' books.
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* In the original ''DawnOfTheDead'', the characters discover a massive stockpile of spam.

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* In the original ''DawnOfTheDead'', ''Film/DawnOfTheDead'', the characters discover a massive stockpile of spam.

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