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4th Feb '16 4:49:30 PM Pseudoname
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* ''Videogame/{{Evolve}}'' has Tyrants, massive alien predators that act basically the same. Besides crocodile, they seem to has some [[http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/evolve/images/6/63/19_-_RvwmgMG.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150222125532 shark and dinosaur inspiration]].
26th Jan '16 5:30:23 PM demonfiren
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* Alligators and crocodiles are actually some of the best mothers in the animal kingdom, with mama alligators raising their young for as long as two years. Crocs only do so for a few months, though a year is not unheard of[[note]]by reptile standards, these time estimates are huge[[/note]]. [[MamaBear And of course, it's safe to say they are]] [[MamaBear '''ferociously''']] [[MamaBear protective mothers.]]
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* Alligators and crocodiles are actually some of the best mothers in the animal kingdom, with mama alligators raising their young for as long as two years. Crocs only do so for a few months, though a year is not unheard of[[note]]by reptile standards, these time estimates are huge[[/note]]. [[MamaBear And of course, it's safe to say they are]] [[MamaBear '''ferociously''']] '''[[MamaBear ferociously]]''' [[MamaBear protective mothers.]]
26th Jan '16 5:13:18 PM demonfiren
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* Alligators and crocodiles are actually some of the best mothers in the animal kingdom, with mama alligators raising their young for as long as two years. Crocs only do so for a few months, though a year is not unheard of[[note]]by reptile standards, these time estimates are huge[[/note]]. [[MamaBear And of course, it's safe to say they are '''ferociously''' protective mothers.]]
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* Alligators and crocodiles are actually some of the best mothers in the animal kingdom, with mama alligators raising their young for as long as two years. Crocs only do so for a few months, though a year is not unheard of[[note]]by reptile standards, these time estimates are huge[[/note]]. [[MamaBear And of course, it's safe to say they are '''ferociously''' are]] [[MamaBear '''ferociously''']] [[MamaBear protective mothers.]]
26th Jan '16 5:09:28 PM demonfiren
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** Paleontologists recently [[http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/03/19/scientists-discover-carolina-butcher-a-pre-dinosaur-predator-of-north-carolina announced the discovery]] of another ancient crocodylomorph which lived over 270 million years ago in North Carolina. While nowhere near as large as other ancient crocodilians (under 3 meters), its fossils indicate that it ''walked around on two feet''. Just to add to how horrifying this creature is, it was named ''Carnufex carolinensis'', which translates into ''"Carolina butcher"''.
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** Paleontologists recently [[http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/03/19/scientists-discover-carolina-butcher-a-pre-dinosaur-predator-of-north-carolina announced the discovery]] of another ancient crocodylomorph which lived over 270 million years ago in North Carolina. While nowhere near as large as other ancient crocodilians (under 3 meters), its fossils indicate that it ''walked around on two feet''. Just to add to how horrifying this creature is, it was named ''Carnufex carolinensis'', which translates into ''"Carolina butcher"''.
26th Jan '16 5:03:53 PM demonfiren
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* Australia, land of EverythingTryingToKillYou, has the saltwater crocodile, ''the largest living reptile in existence''. It can be found ''200 miles out at sea''. Yes, [[FoodChainOfEvil it eats sharks]].
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* Australia, land of EverythingTryingToKillYou, has the saltwater crocodile, ''the largest living reptile in existence''.existence'', with the [[http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120316093427.htm most powerful bite in nature]] at ''3,700 pounds''. It can be found ''200 miles out at sea''. Yes, [[FoodChainOfEvil it eats sharks]].
30th Dec '15 8:31:22 PM LadyJafaria
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* In ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}'', when the gods of Djelibeybi manifest and start brawling in the streets, a crowd of dismayed priests gather to argue about what's going on. Whenever one of them says anything that might give offense to any of the gods, the rest throw the injudicious speaker into the river to be eaten by crocodiles.
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* In ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}'', when the gods of Djelibeybi manifest and start brawling in the streets, a crowd of dismayed priests gather to argue about what's going on. Whenever one of them says anything that might give offense to any of the gods, the rest throw the injudicious speaker into the river to be eaten by crocodiles. (Also in Pyramids, Pteppic's mother was eaten by a crocodile.)
24th Dec '15 2:17:21 AM DivineDeath
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* While the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_snapping_turtle Alligator Snapping Turtle]] is not a crocodilian, the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast name alone ]] should tell you that it's not to be trifled with. It's a snapping turtle that's UpToEleven; bigger, meaner, more powerful bite force, and with a carapace that might as well be lined with SpikesOfVillainy.
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* While the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_snapping_turtle Alligator Snapping Turtle]] is not a crocodilian, the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast name alone ]] should tell you that it's not to be trifled with. It's a snapping turtle that's UpToEleven; bigger, meaner, much more powerful bite force, and with a carapace that might as well be lined with SpikesOfVillainy.
24th Dec '15 2:14:51 AM DivineDeath
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* While the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_snapping_turtle Alligator Snapping Turtle]] is not a crocodilian, the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast name alone ]] should tell you that it's not to be trifled with. It's a snapping turtle that's UpToEleven; bigger, meaner, more powerful bite force, and with a carapace that might as well be lined with SpikesOfVillainy.
16th Dec '15 6:53:40 PM nombretomado
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* ''LeagueOfLegends'' has Renekton, an AxCrazy bipedal crocodile. Partially based on the Egyptian Sobek and shades of Ammut, as in the game lore, he's brothers with Nasus, who is an Anubis stand-in. * ''BanjoKazooie'' brings us Mr. Vile, a red croc who proudly proclaims himself to be the greediest creature in the swamp. If you fail at his mini-game, he bites you and takes away some of your health.
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* ''LeagueOfLegends'' ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'' has Renekton, an AxCrazy bipedal crocodile. Partially based on the Egyptian Sobek and shades of Ammut, as in the game lore, he's brothers with Nasus, who is an Anubis stand-in. * ''BanjoKazooie'' ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' brings us Mr. Vile, a red croc who proudly proclaims himself to be the greediest creature in the swamp. If you fail at his mini-game, he bites you and takes away some of your health.
29th Nov '15 1:31:26 PM wootzits
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* In ''Manga/HunterXHunter'' one of the Chimera Ant captains had the appearence of a humanoid alligator. After the birth of Meruem and the death of the Queen he's last seen traveling the earth, leaving a skeleton behind and expressing his desire to [[VillainousGlutton devour as much as he wants as the "Gluttonous King".]]

* ''Anime/JewelpetSunshine'': most of the time, the anthropomorphic crocodile Waniyama is just a negligible character in the Plum class. Except for the episodes focused on his crush on Ruby, which he expresses by trying to eat her.

* ''NininGaShinobuden'' subverts the trope by introducing Devil, the talking crocodile who is just as zany as the rest of the cast.
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* ''NininGaShinobuden'' ''Manga/NininGaShinobuden'' subverts the trope by introducing Devil, the talking crocodile who is just as zany as the rest of the cast.

* In ''Manga/HunterXHunter'' one of the Chimera Ant captains had the appearence of a humanoid alligator. After the birth of Meruem and the death of the Queen he's last seen traveling the earth, leaving a skeleton behind and expressing his desire to [[VillainousGlutton devour as much as he wants as the "Gluttonous King".]]
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