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26th Mar '17 3:55:03 PM Az_Tech341
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* In March of 1989, Buffalo Sabres goalkeeper Clint Malarchuk was involved in a goal-crease collision with another player, which resulted in his jugular vein sliced open via errant hockey skate and blood pouring out onto the ice. While hockey fans [[MassOhCrap had their hearts in their throats]], the paramedics were racing him to the hospital; Malarchuk asked the paramedics, "Can you have me back for the 3rd period?"

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* In March of 1989, Buffalo Sabres goalkeeper Clint Malarchuk was involved in a goal-crease collision with another player, which resulted in his jugular vein sliced open via errant hockey skate and blood pouring out onto the ice. While hockey fans [[MassOhCrap had their hearts in their throats]], the The paramedics were racing him to the hospital; hospital when Malarchuk asked the paramedics, them, "Can you have me back for the 3rd period?"
26th Mar '17 1:30:00 PM AriRockefeller
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* In March of 1989, Buffalo Sabres goalkeeper Clint Malarchuk was involved in a goal-crease collision with another player, which resulted in his jugular vein sliced open via errant hockey skate and blood pouring out onto the ice. While hockey fans [[MassOhCrap had their hearts in their throats]], the paramedics were racing him to the hospital; Malarchuk asked the paramedics, "Can you have me back for the 3rd period?"
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14th Mar '17 11:19:55 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* The ''Webcomic/{{Gunshow}}'' strip [[http://gunshowcomic.com/648 "On Fire"]] features a dog in a burning room insisting that he's okay with his current situation and that "things are going to be okay"...while his body ''melts''.

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* The ''Webcomic/{{Gunshow}}'' strip [[http://gunshowcomic.com/648 "On Fire"]] features a dog in a burning room [[DissonantSerenity serenely]] insisting that he's okay with his current situation and that "things are going to be okay"...while his body ''melts''.
25th Feb '17 6:27:09 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* The ''Webcomic/{{Gunshow}}'' strip [[http://gunshowcomic.com/648 "On Fire"]] features a dog in a burning room insisting that he's okay with his current situation and that "things are going to be okay"...while his body ''melts''.
24th Feb '17 2:41:35 AM RandomnessUnlimited
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* ''Westeranimation/StevenUniverse''. In the episode "Steven the Swordfighter", Pearl begins to show Steven basic sword techniques by sparring with a holographic version of herself. Steven is not impressed, and repeatedly asks her to show some moves from a show he likes. Pearl begins to explain that those aren't REAL sword techniques, but gets so distracted during this, her holographic self straight up IMPALES her with the sword! Pearl looks down, then begins to reassure Steven that she'll be okay, before [[NoBodyLeftBehind EXPLODING]], leaving only her gemstone behind. [[OnlyMostlyDead She IS completely fine in the end]], but it's a very jarring moment.

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* ''Westeranimation/StevenUniverse''.''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''. In the episode "Steven the Swordfighter", Pearl begins to show Steven basic sword techniques by sparring with a holographic version of herself. Steven is not impressed, and repeatedly asks her to show some moves from a show he likes. Pearl begins to explain that those aren't REAL sword techniques, but gets so distracted during this, her holographic self straight up IMPALES her with the sword! Pearl looks down, then begins to reassure Steven that she'll be okay, before [[NoBodyLeftBehind EXPLODING]], leaving only her gemstone behind. [[OnlyMostlyDead She IS completely fine in the end]], but it's a very jarring moment.


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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'', being a SadistShow that runs on FamilyUnfriendlyViolence, has a lot of these moments. For example, in one episode, Stumpy accidentally causes a bunch of arrows to shoot Kaeloo, Quack Quack and Pretty. Rather than scream in pain, they just glare at him, annoyed.
23rd Feb '17 11:27:03 AM marcen12
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---> '''Tom:''' I think we've fooled him." (sword impales him) "What the...? [[Main/SkewedPriorities Since when do axe carrying maniacs carry swords?"

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---> '''Tom:''' I think we've fooled him." (sword impales him) "What What the...? [[Main/SkewedPriorities [[SkewedPriorities Since when do axe carrying maniacs carry swords?"swords?]]
22nd Feb '17 6:17:38 PM marcen12
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* ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld'' and the [[Main/HalloweenEpisode Halloween Episode]] has the gang run away from an [[Main/AxCrazy Ax-Crazy]] murderer. Then there is this exchange:
---> '''Tom:''' I think we've fooled him." (sword impales him) "What the...? [[Main/SkewedPriorities Since when do axe carrying maniacs carry swords?"
20th Feb '17 1:13:58 AM Chabal2
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* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' gives us Captain Alessio Cortez of the Crimson Fists, the least killable Space Marine in the Imperium. There's maybe two bones in his body that haven't been broken at least twice, he once disarmed an ork warboss by letting the weapon get stuck in his ribcage, received seventeen wounds in a single battle (including a stab through a heart), and then there's his reaction on being told he was missing an arm:

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* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' gives us Captain Alessio Cortez of the Crimson Fists, the least killable Space Marine in the Imperium. There's maybe two bones in his body that haven't been broken at least twice, he once disarmed an ork warboss by letting the weapon get stuck in his ribcage, received seventeen wounds in a single battle (including a stab through a heart), led a defense of a breached wall with a broken back, and then there's his reaction on being told he was missing an arm:
19th Feb '17 10:58:47 PM DarkSoldier
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* Professional wrestlers have a concept called "{{kayfabe}}," originally meaning the portrayal of the events as real, but has come to mean the ability to stay in character despite anything that might happen, including horrific injuries that should lay someone out for months.

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* Professional wrestlers have a concept called "{{kayfabe}}," originally meaning the portrayal of the events as real, but has come to mean the ability to stay in character [[TheShowMustGoOn despite anything that might happen, happen]], including horrific injuries that should lay someone out for months.



* Cactus Jack lost an ear mid-match with Vader. He kept going.
** MickFoley made a career of this sort of thing. His Hell in the Cell match with TheUndertaker he suffered a dislocated shoulder, a concussion, had a tooth pop out through the roof of his mouth and get stuck in his nose, a hole was torn in his lower lip, and he had dozens of thumbtacks stuck in his body by the end of the match. His reaction to all of that was not having one.
* Not to be outdone, Vader had his eyeball pop out of its socket during a match. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOYSnhhiU8M He popped it back in and continued.]]
* This was one of Sabu's claims to fame, or infamy as the case may be. He was known for doing things like unwrapping the tape around his wrist to instead put it around his head hold his broken jaw shut, seriously injure a leg/knee/ankle and STILL do a half dozen jumping moves, or nearly cut his entire stomach open and just run out to the ringside and [[IAintGotTimeToBleed superglue the wound shut]]. The only time he actually seemed to care about being hurt was when he realized he broke his *neck* taking a back body drop wrong... And just left the ring long enough to be sure he wasn't completely paralyzed and then [[{{Determinator}} finished the match]].

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* Cactus Jack lost an ear mid-match with Vader. He kept going.
** MickFoley
Wrestling/MickFoley made a career out of this sort of thing. thing.
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His 1994 Wrestling/{{WCW}} feud with Wrestling/{{Vader}} was exceptionally brutal, yet Cactus Jack never stopped. Highlights include a broken nose and dislocated jaw, another broken nose, a severe concussion, and losing a chunk of his right ear during a 1994 house show in Munich to the inordinately tight ring ropes.
** During his
Hell in the Cell match with TheUndertaker Wrestling/TheUndertaker, he suffered suffered: a dislocated shoulder, a concussion, had a tooth pop out through the roof of his mouth and get stuck in his nose, a hole was torn in his lower lip, and he had dozens of thumbtacks stuck in his body by the end of the match. His reaction to all of that was not having one.
* Not to be outdone, Vader had Vader's All Japan/New Japan match with Wrestling/StanHansen ''started'' with Hansen breaking his eyeball pop nose with an errant swing of his bullrope and then later thumbing Vader's right eye out of its the socket during a match.an exchange of punches. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOYSnhhiU8M He popped it back in and continued.]]
]] Vader and Hansen are notorious as the stiffest workers in the history of the business.
* This was one of Sabu's claims to fame, or infamy as the case may be. He was known for doing things like unwrapping the tape around his wrist to instead put it around his head hold his broken jaw shut, seriously injure a leg/knee/ankle and STILL do a half dozen jumping moves, or nearly cut his entire stomach open and just run out to the ringside and [[IAintGotTimeToBleed superglue the wound shut]].shut]], or seeing his bicep torn open on barbed wire and looking merely displeased (and seems not to notice Wrestling/TerryFunk give him a neckbreaker through two chairs, focused as he is on taping up his arm). The only time he actually seemed to care about being hurt was when he realized he broke his *neck* taking a back body drop wrong... And just left the ring long enough to be sure he wasn't completely paralyzed and then [[{{Determinator}} finished the match]].
10th Feb '17 5:27:40 PM Az_Tech341
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* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'': In Volume 4, Qrow gets poisoned, and eventually starts coughing the stuff up. His reaction when this happens?
-->'''Qrow''': *looks at hand covered in purple blood* Huh, that's unfortunate
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