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15th Aug '16 11:57:40 PM UmbrellasWereAwesome
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* ''ARG/ILoveBees'': Kamal is a male example. He microwaves a whole raw chicken, cuts it up in exactly equal slices, and in place of Worcestershire sauce and butter uses ketchup and butter-flavored popcorn oil.

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* ''ARG/ILoveBees'': ''ARG/ILoveBees'' (a ''VideoGame/Halo2'' ARG): Kamal is a male example. He microwaves a whole raw chicken, cuts it up in exactly equal slices, and in place of Worcestershire sauce and butter uses ketchup and butter-flavored popcorn oil.
13th Aug '16 5:40:34 PM nombretomado
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* In Creator/AAPessimal's ''{{Discworld}}'', the Guild of Assassins now employs a Domestic Science teacher. In her ''special'' lessons to senior girls on the Black Track, Joan Sanderson-Reeves teaches that the way to ''stop'' a man's heart is indeed through his stomach. Although in the case of certain beverages she prepares, she will accept "kidneys" or "bladder" as an answer.

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* In Creator/AAPessimal's ''{{Discworld}}'', ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', the Guild of Assassins now employs a Domestic Science teacher. In her ''special'' lessons to senior girls on the Black Track, Joan Sanderson-Reeves teaches that the way to ''stop'' a man's heart is indeed through his stomach. Although in the case of certain beverages she prepares, she will accept "kidneys" or "bladder" as an answer.
22nd Jul '16 1:37:28 PM LadyJaneGrey
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* In ''Theatre/LesMiserables'', Thenardier uses horse kidneys and cat's livers to make the food he serves.
20th Jul '16 7:47:26 PM Pichu-kun
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* In a commercial for Pokémon cereal, a mom attempts to cook her kids breakfast based on Pokémon characters. Unfortunately, in the process of doing so, she ended up burning the food.

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* In a commercial for Pokémon ''Pokémon'' cereal, a mom attempts to cook her kids breakfast based on Pokémon characters. Unfortunately, in the process of doing so, she ended up burning the food.



* Anna in the ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/CafeLiegeoist'' is described as one. She still manages her job as a barista just fine though:

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* Anna in the ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/CafeLiegeoist'' ''Fanfic/CafeLiegeois'' is described as one. She still manages her job as a barista just fine though:
20th Jul '16 7:46:21 PM Pichu-kun
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* Anna in the ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/CafeLiegeoist'' is described as one. She still manages her job as a barista just fine though:
-->''Anna had been banned from the kitchen at home for very good reason; every time she entered, insisting that she could help, something was bound to go wrong. Her very touch brought about the dinner apocalypse. The pot on the stove would boil over, the bread would first burn and then inexplicably catch on fire, the chicken would be roasted to a crispy sooty black, the meat would always come out rare no matter how long it was left in the oven, the cake crumbled in on itself into a mess of rock-hard chunks and her father was still traumatised badly enough by her 'Fruit Sundae of Epic Awesomeness' that, four years later, he still couldn't look at pineapples and corkscrews in the same way. They were lucky that Anna's mother had forbidden her from attempting to slice and dice vegetables, or their beloved but hopelessly clumsy daughter would be short a few fingers.''
17th Jul '16 6:25:16 AM DaibhidC
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* ''ComicStrip/HagarTheHorrible'''s daughter, Honi, is such a horrible cook she even manages to mess up cooking water.

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* ''ComicStrip/HagarTheHorrible'''s daughter, Honi, is such a horrible cook she even manages to mess up cooking water. The same goes for Lucky Eddie, who prepares the meals when Hagar's warband are on raids.
21st Jun '16 2:07:36 PM Minni128
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* [[Wiki/{{Killerbunnies}} Gunhilde]], otherwise known as "Greasestain" is one of these and, apparently, she isn't safe eating her cooking, seeing as she uses "unconventional" ingredients and the fact she's suffering from some of the side-effects. Somehow, [[FridgeHorror she got a job as a lunch lady.]]

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* [[Wiki/{{Killerbunnies}} Gunhilde]], otherwise known as "Greasestain" is one of these and, apparently, she isn't safe eating her own cooking, seeing as she uses "unconventional" ingredients and the fact she's suffering from some of the side-effects.side-effects (she's balding as per her profile pic). Somehow, [[FridgeHorror she got a job as a lunch lady.]]
29th May '16 3:44:36 PM Jeduthun
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Some people cannot cook. They burn breakfast so bad that you lose your lunch preemptively. When they cook dinner, you can only think of [[IncrediblyLamePun dessert-ing]]. Sometimes, if you're lucky, they can cook something that can be charitably described as "food."

Sometimes their food merely tastes bad. However, it has also been known to cause nausea, vomiting or hospitalization. If you're particularly unlucky, it can cause, [[ScrewballSerum well, just about anything.]] If dinner eats you, you're probably in a lethal chef's kitchen.

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Some people cannot cook. They burn breakfast so bad that you lose your lunch preemptively. When they cook dinner, you can only think of [[IncrediblyLamePun dessert-ing]]. EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt. Sometimes, if you're lucky, they can cook something that can be charitably described as "food."

Sometimes their food merely tastes bad. However, it has also been known to cause nausea, vomiting or hospitalization. If you're particularly unlucky, it can cause, [[ScrewballSerum well, just about anything.]] If [[RussianReversal dinner eats you, you]], you're probably in a lethal chef's kitchen.
21st May '16 5:32:14 PM zarpaulus
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* In ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'' episode 56 Earl Harlan, sous chef at Night Vale's newest restaurant, shares a tiramisu recipe on the community radio show that he warns is highly poisonous and will probably kill you. Another time he shares his recipe for pulled pork, which includes killing the pig, and spends a lot of time on the subject of killing the pig, before quickly rattling off a seemingly normal recipe for pulled pork.
9th May '16 4:18:10 PM Seanette
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* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'': Calvin is a bona fide Lethal Chef. In one strip, Calvin's Mom is sick so Calvin makes her breakfast in bed: orange juice, eggs and toast. Calvin delivers his mom the eggs smoldering and with a chisel to chip it out of the pan. When his mom asks about the orange juice and toast, Calvin replies "Dad said not to tell you about that until you're better".

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* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'': Calvin is a bona fide Lethal Chef. In one strip, Calvin's Mom is sick so Calvin makes her breakfast in bed: orange juice, eggs and toast. Calvin delivers his mom the eggs smoldering and with a chisel to chip it out of the pan. When his mom asks about the orange juice and toast, Calvin replies "Dad said not to tell you about that until you're better". He'll presumably get better, considering how little experience he has.
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