History Main / KungfuJesus

* The sketch by the French Humorists "Les Inconnus". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbtUq67e2TY Jesus II, the Return]]

* The power of [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Super Mecha Death Christ]] [[http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33161.html?type=flv compels you]]!
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic has been seen countering with [[Film/{{Cloverfield}} Robotic Donkey Kong Jesus Riding a Puff of Smoke]]. And now, all praise the [[BadassSanta Santa Christ!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01USG9xpnhE Jesus and Hitler square off in a wrestling match on Judgment Day.]]

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* [[WebOriginal/AngryVideoGameNerd Super Mecha Death Christ]], anyone?

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* Toki of ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar'' is by far the most messianic of the Hokuto warriors, and unlike warriors like Kenshiro and Rei who use their martial arts to mete out justice against the wicked, Toki uses the Hokuto Shinken arts to heal people, and when he does have to step up and kick evil's ass, his techniques deal no pain, and in fact are extremely pleasurable to those on the receiving end. To top it off, the guy even LooksLikeJesus and his FanNickname is Kung-Fu Jesus.

* ''{{Franchise/Digimon}}'' has Jesmon, a Digimon directly named after Jesus. It's also a Mega-level Digmon and a member of the [[KnightInShiningArmor Royal Knights]], with swords on its arms, legs and tail, can create three assistant constructs with ''more'' swords, [[HyperAwareness and can sense chaos all over the Digital World.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/Brickleberry'': JESUS! He killed all the dinosaurs!

* ''Manga/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaVivid'' sees the resident CloneJesus Vivio practicing the local version of kung fu ("Strike Arts"). It is also unambiguously said that the "original Jesus", the Saint King Olivie, was among the two strongest fighters in the multiverse during her lifetime.

* According to Islam, two of the major signs that the Day of Judgment (''Yawm ad-Din'') is fast approaching are 1) the appearance of an [[TheAntiChrist Antichrist]] or false messiah (''ad-Dajjal''), followed by 2) the return of Jesus, who will then kill the Antichrist, end all wars, and preside over a period of total peace and prosperity...until [[spoiler: God knocks down [[SealedEvilInACan the wall that confines the tribes of ''yahjuj'' (Gog) and ''mahjuj'' (Magog)]] and [[ZombieApocalypse they ravage the Earth and even (successfully) attack "the people who live in the sky."]]]] Really. That was probably inspired by Revelation, which has a similar prediction. After the Tribulation Period (which begins with the Rapture and ends at Armageddon, mentioned above), there will be a seven-year period in which God Himself will reign on Earth. After that period, He will loose the forces of Hell for one last hoorah before finally and permanently banishing them and what followers still remain on Earth to the Lake of Fire. He'll then merge Heaven with Earth, creating a perfect paradise free of eternal damnation, with New Jerusalem as its capital.

* The most powerful Persona of the Judgment Arcana from ''{{Persona 3}}'' is Jesus. Well, okay, it's never outright ''stated'' to be Jesus, instead going by the name 'Messiah', but the description given pretty firmly implies exactly which Messiah it is meant to be. Especially since, at level 95, he gets the skill [[{{Pun}} Absorb Pierce]].

A NewMedia and comedy trope in which {{Jesus}} (or any other similar MessianicArchetype or CrystalDragonJesus figure) is depicted doing very, ''very'' awesome deeds that somehow were never recorded in the Bible. May involve Jesus being a badass, or just generally doing something [[RuleOfCool really cool]]. Has a certain degree of TruthInTelevision, if you believe in the Bible.

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