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YourMileageMayVary if this is only done with a single rare species, which can be viewed as just a rare bit of knowledge the person at hand happened to possess. Also, knowing your local flora and fauna often allows you to readily identify a plant or animal down to the subspecies, something that would be next to impossible if you did not know where the said plant or animal were collected. People who do a lot of hiking in a particular area would normally recognize the common species of plants and animals found in that area right away, regardless of any background in botany or biology. Ultimately what classifies this as a HollywoodScience mistake is the assumption that ANYONE who is smart is able to identify a specific organism with uncanny accuracy... for no other reason than to show off the fact that they're smart.

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YourMileageMayVary if this is only done with a single rare species, which can be viewed as just a rare bit of knowledge the person at hand happened to possess. Also, knowing your local flora and fauna often allows you to readily identify a plant or animal down to the subspecies, something that would be next to impossible if you did not know where the said plant or animal were collected. People who do a lot of hiking in a particular area would normally recognize the common species of plants and animals found in that area right away, regardless of any background in botany or biology.

Ultimately what classifies this as a HollywoodScience mistake is the assumption that ANYONE who is smart is able to identify a specific organism with uncanny accuracy... for no other reason than to show off the fact accuracy by looking at a sample that they're smart.
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A fungus, plant, alga, or possibly insect is identified precisely to species with too little material and/or very quickly. Mainly pertaining to investigative shows, but may manifest unexpectedly when TheProfessor is present.

The reality is that the vast majority of plants, algae, and fungi are not distinguishable from trace evidence. And for insects, unless they are very distinctive, it's typically impossible for anyone except a [=PhD=]-qualified taxonomist to identify - even to family or genus in some cases. The other issue with insects is that the larval forms for closely-related groups are extremely similar (if not identical) and identification may require rearing the larva to the adult stage.

But this isn't just true for the flora and insects, but also for plenty of other small animals (worms, mollusks, arthropods, fish, some rodents, etc.) and of course everything that is microscopic. But those aren't really 'hot' enough to figure in TV shows.

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A fungus, plant, alga, or possibly insect is identified precisely to There are a LOT of different species of organisms in the world.

And a lot of them happen to look and behave very similarly to each other. Unfortunately, Hollywood thinks that any person who is sufficiently intelligent is also able to name any animal or plant they come across
with too little material and/or very quickly. Mainly pertaining its specific (and correct) Latin name, taxonomic history, and favorite color. In reality, unless you happen to investigative shows, but may manifest unexpectedly when TheProfessor is present.be a foremost expert in studying that specific creature, it's unlikely that you could say anything more about it than "Hey that's a bug!".

The reality This is that the vast majority of plants, algae, and fungi are not distinguishable from trace evidence. And for insects, unless they are very distinctive, it's typically impossible for anyone except a [=PhD=]-qualified taxonomist to identify - even to family especially wrong when dealing with bacteria or genus in some cases. The other issue with insects is that the larval forms for closely-related groups are extremely microscopic organisms, since even though they may look similar (if not identical) and identification may require rearing at first glance, they could potentially belong to ''entirely different DOMAINS.'' And even microbes that are of the larva to same species can look markedly different under different conditions.

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advent of certain genetic techniques that allow scientists to specifically pin down what organism it is from analyzing its DNA, this isn't just true for the flora and insects, is becoming somewhat more reasonable however, but such techniques also for plenty of other small animals (worms, mollusks, arthropods, fish, some rodents, etc.) take time and of course everything that is microscopic. But those aren't really 'hot' enough to figure in TV shows.significant computing power.



This trope will probably fade over time as rapid DNA-sequencing technology continues to become more affordable.

YourMileageMayVary if this is only done with a single rare species, which can be viewed as just a rare bit of knowledge the person at hand happened to possess. Also, knowing your local flora and fauna often allows you to readily identify a plant or animal down to the subspecies, something that would be next to impossible if you did not know where the said plant or animal were collected. People who do a lot of hiking in a particular area would normally recognize the common species of plants and animals found in that area right away, regardless of any background in botany or biology.

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This trope will probably fade over time as rapid DNA-sequencing technology continues to become more affordable.

YourMileageMayVary if this is only done with a single rare species, which can be viewed as just a rare bit of knowledge the person at hand happened to possess. Also, knowing your local flora and fauna often allows you to readily identify a plant or animal down to the subspecies, something that would be next to impossible if you did not know where the said plant or animal were collected. People who do a lot of hiking in a particular area would normally recognize the common species of plants and animals found in that area right away, regardless of any background in botany or biology.
biology. Ultimately what classifies this as a HollywoodScience mistake is the assumption that ANYONE who is smart is able to identify a specific organism with uncanny accuracy... for no other reason than to show off the fact that they're smart.
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* Averted in one of Barbara Hambly's sequels to the Rising of the Dark. One character can instantly identify a small animal from it's bones, but he was highly trained in botany/zoology/magic and the question is: 'rabbit or chicken'.

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* Averted in one of Barbara Hambly's sequels to the Rising of the Dark. One character can instantly identify a small animal from it's its bones, but he was highly trained in botany/zoology/magic and the question is: 'rabbit or chicken'.
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* Averted in one of Barbara Hambly's sequels to the Rising of the Dark. One character can instantly identify a small animal from it's bones, but he was highly trained in botany/zoology/magic and the question is: 'rabbit or chicken'.
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* In ''ElGoonishShive'', the principal of Moperville South High School apparently knows the taxonomic family of squirrels. Despite the fact that that is easily recognized by biologists, the fact that he and several others recognize the word "Sciuridae" with presumably little biology experience is notable.
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* In ''HoneyIShrunkTheKids'', the tiny kids are running away from a gigantic lawn mower and jump into a hole in the ground. Nick immediately identifies the exact species of worm that made the tunnel (despite the worm not even being present). Possibly justified in that they are in his backyard and since he is a science geek, it's at least remotely possible that he knows what species of worm lives in their area.

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* In ''HoneyIShrunkTheKids'', ''Film/HoneyIShrunkTheKids'', the tiny kids are running away from a gigantic lawn mower and jump into a hole in the ground. Nick immediately identifies the exact species of worm that made the tunnel (despite the worm not even being present). Possibly justified in that they are in his backyard and since he is a science geek, it's at least remotely possible that he knows what species of worm lives in their area.
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*** Not only that, Owen was world-renowned for being the best comparative anatomist of his generation. He was literally the ''only person in the world'' who could do this (at the time, anyway. The generation before him had Georges Cuvier, who pretty much invented the field of comparative anatomy. Owen was even known as "The British Cuvier").
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He wasn\'t wrong. He mentioned tentacles at the start of his tangent,.


* In ''DeepRising'', a character swiftly identifies the man-eating worms as to their broad taxonomic group and likely behavior, despite the fact that A) he's only seen the things for a few seconds, B) the taxon in question is known only from fossils, and c) he's a freakin' ''cruise ship designer'', not a scientist! Subverted in that [[spoiler: he's completely wrong: the "worms" are actually tentacles of a Cthulhu-like sea monster]].

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* In ''DeepRising'', a character swiftly identifies the man-eating worms as to their broad taxonomic group and likely behavior, despite the fact that A) he's only seen the things for a few seconds, B) the taxon in question is known only from fossils, and c) he's a freakin' ''cruise ship designer'', not a scientist! Subverted in that [[spoiler: he's completely wrong: the "worms" are actually tentacles of a Cthulhu-like sea monster]].scientist!

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* The TV-movie adaptation of Peter Benchley's giant-squid-on-the-rampage novel ''"Beast"'' has the resident scientist instantly identify the squid as ''Archetuthis dux'' from a single sucker-claw and a whiff of ammonia.

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* The TV-movie adaptation of Peter Benchley's PeterBenchley's giant-squid-on-the-rampage novel ''"Beast"'' ''{{Beast}}'' has the resident scientist instantly identify the squid as ''Archetuthis dux'' from a single sucker-claw and a whiff of ammonia.



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** And then there is Hodgins, for which this trope essentially defines two-thirds of his job. The other third involves doing much the same, only with particulates, which I'm pretty sure is its own trope... Of course, he ''is'' PhD-qualified for both of these, so it makes more sense than in many of these examples.

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** And then there is Hodgins, for which this trope essentially defines two-thirds of his job. The other third involves doing much the same, only with particulates, which I'm pretty sure is its own trope... Of course, he ''is'' PhD-qualified [=PhD=]-qualified for both of these, so it makes more sense than in many of these examples.
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** And then there is Hodgins, for which this trope essentially defines two-thirds of his job. The other third involves doing much the same, only with particulates, which I'm pretty sure is its own trope...

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** And then there is Hodgins, for which this trope essentially defines two-thirds of his job. The other third involves doing much the same, only with particulates, which I'm pretty sure is its own trope... Of course, he ''is'' PhD-qualified for both of these, so it makes more sense than in many of these examples.
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** And another time a person who's specialty was in ''art'' identified a specific species of fungal spores thanks to having a boyfriend who studied them. That this was actually accepted in court is a major case of HollywoodLaw.

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** And another time a person who's whose specialty was in ''art'' identified a specific species of fungal spores thanks to having a boyfriend who studied them. That this was actually accepted in court is a major case of HollywoodLaw.
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** But the cake is taken by Conseil, a ''manservant'' to prof. Arronax in ''TwentyThousandLeaguesUnderTheSea''. The man was a living classification handbook.

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Exactly so. May well call foul on Samus being able to instantly absorb new upgrades to her armor. The information is there because the Chozo looked into the future to see the information that Samus gathered, which she gathered because the Chozo put it there because they looked into the future oh no I\'ve gone crosseyed


* The Scan Visor in ''{{Metroid}} Prime'', when used to [[EnemyScan analyze]] creatures from planets (or even dimensions) never before encountered by Samus, the Chozo, the Federation, or ''anyone'', really, can still yield precise information regarding said creatures' morphology, habitat, and even feeding habits and territorial behavior.
** This can be HandWaved if all the scan visor can do is load data on the specific target.
*** This is unlikely, as Samus runs into a handful of freak occurrences, that probably don't have documentation of them. Case in point, the finales of the three Primes: The titular Metroid Prime, in the redraft of the story, has no data on it; in ''Echoes'' the Emperor Ing in addition to Dark Samus' final form probably don't have any form of documentation, and in ''Corruption'' the [[spoiler:majority of the life forms on Phaaze, including the corrupted Aurora Unit]] have never been seen before by civilized minds). The most likely answer is that the Scan Visor can both connect to and load data, as well as make classifications on its own.
**** All together now...THE CHOZO CAN SEE THE FUTURE.

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* The Scan Visor in ''{{Metroid}} Prime'', when used to [[EnemyScan analyze]] creatures from planets (or even dimensions) never before encountered by Samus, the Chozo, the Federation, or ''anyone'', really, can still yield precise information regarding said creatures' morphology, habitat, and even feeding habits and territorial behavior.
** This can be HandWaved if all the scan visor can do is load data on the specific target.
*** This is unlikely, as Samus runs into a handful of freak occurrences, that probably don't have documentation of them. Case in point, the finales of the three Primes: The titular Metroid Prime, in the redraft of the story, has no data on it; in ''Echoes'' the Emperor Ing in addition to Dark Samus' final form probably don't have any form of documentation, and in ''Corruption'' the [[spoiler:majority of the life forms on Phaaze, including the corrupted Aurora Unit]] have never been seen before by civilized minds). The most likely answer is that the Scan Visor can both connect to and load data, as well as make classifications on its own.
**** All together now...THE CHOZO CAN SEE THE FUTURE.

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* JurassicPark: Elly: "This shouldn't be here. This plant went extinct."
** They never explained that, either.
*** What's there to explain? Her specialty is paleobotany, i.e., the study of extinct plants. If anyone's going to be able to identify an extinct plant by observing the whole plant, it's her.
**** They were recreating dinosaurs with DNA in blood from mosquitos trapped in amber and then combining it with frog DNA. So how did they get an extinct plant?
*** Ants trapped in amber? Leaves trapped in amber? AMBER trapped in amber?
**** Pollen, obviously.
***** Pollen is plant sperm. It's not obvious that you can create a functional plant from pollen.
****** Pollen cells are gametes, but pollen isn't simply "plant sperm". Pollen culture, while not widespread, is a well document method to produce whole plants. It's a relatively quick method to generate homozygotes for breeding.
** They got this scene from the book, where the plant wasn't extinct (it was a just really old species), but it was 50 times more poisonous than oleander and next to a pool where children would play.
** There are some species of mosquito that eat plant matter, and they didn't exactly have control over whats trapped in amber.
*** Most mosquitoes feed primarily on nectar, and use blood as a kind of vitamin supplement.
*** The Jurassic Park geneticists would recover the contents of such mosquitoes and combine them with amphibian, reptilian, or avian DNA and, to paraphrase, "see what turned out." They never attempted to recreate vegetation that way. A mosquito that had consumed plant matter would yield no result and be discarded. Ergo, the movie inserted a strange PlotHole.
**** Just because the movie doesn't talk about the Park's plant recover division doesn't mean that that division doesn't exist. In fact, any competent attempt to restore ancient animals would be interested in providing plants for them to eat, and dinosaurs are not adapted to eating anything like our modern broadleaf plants. This falls more under "why would they bother mentioning it?" than a plot hole.

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* JurassicPark: Elly: "This shouldn't be here. This Elly, a paleobotanist, knows from a cursory glance that a certain plant went extinct."
** They never explained that, either.
*** What's there to explain? Her specialty
is paleobotany, i.e., the study of extinct plants. If anyone's going to be able to identify an extinct plant by observing the whole plant, it's her.
**** They were recreating dinosaurs with DNA in blood from mosquitos trapped in amber and then combining it with frog DNA. So how did they get an extinct plant?
*** Ants trapped in amber? Leaves trapped in amber? AMBER trapped in amber?
**** Pollen, obviously.
***** Pollen is plant sperm. It's not obvious that you can create a functional plant from pollen.
****** Pollen cells are gametes, but pollen isn't simply "plant sperm". Pollen culture, while not widespread, is a well document method to produce whole plants. It's a relatively quick method to generate homozygotes for breeding.
** They got this scene from the book, where the plant wasn't extinct (it was a just really old species), but it was 50 times more poisonous than oleander and next to a pool where children would play.
** There are some species of mosquito that eat plant matter, and they didn't exactly have control over whats trapped in amber.
*** Most mosquitoes feed primarily on nectar, and use blood as a kind of vitamin supplement.
*** The Jurassic Park geneticists would recover the contents of such mosquitoes and combine them with amphibian, reptilian, or avian DNA and, to paraphrase, "see what turned out." They never attempted to recreate vegetation that way. A mosquito that had consumed plant matter would yield no result and be discarded. Ergo, the movie inserted a strange PlotHole.
**** Just because the movie doesn't talk about the Park's plant recover division doesn't mean that that division doesn't exist. In fact, any competent attempt to restore ancient animals would be interested in providing plants for them to eat, and dinosaurs are not adapted to eating anything like our modern broadleaf plants. This falls more under "why would they bother mentioning it?" than a plot hole.
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***** Pollen is plant sperm. It's not obvious that you can create a functional plant from pollen.



*** Most mosquitoes feed primarily on nectar, and use blood as a kind of vitamin supplement.



**** Just because the movie doesn't talk about the Park's plant recover division doesn't mean that that division doesn't exist. In fact, any competent attempt to restore ancient animals would be interested in providing plants for them to eat, and dinosaurs are not adapted to eating anything like our modern broadleaf plants. This falls more under "why would they bother mentioning it?" than a plot hole.




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** And most deep sea squid have a lot of ammonia in their systems.
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* Averted strongly in [[SilenceOfTheLambs]], in which identifying the species of an insect pupa found on the bodies of victims is a notable plot point, and even the professional entomologist consulted needs time and equipment to answer the question.

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* Averted strongly in [[SilenceOfTheLambs]], [[SilenceOfTheLambs Silence of the Lambs]], in which identifying the species of an insect pupa found on the bodies of victims is a notable plot point, and even the professional entomologist consulted needs time and equipment to answer the question.
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*Averted strongly in [[SilenceOfTheLambs]], in which identifying the species of an insect pupa found on the bodies of victims is a notable plot point, and even the professional entomologist consulted needs time and equipment to answer the question.
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*** The Jurassic Park geneticists would recover the contents of such mosquitoes and combine them with amphibian, reptilian, or avian DNA and, to paraphrase, "see what turned out." They never attempted to recreate vegetation that way. A mosquito that had consumed plant matter would yield no result and be discarded. Ergo, the movie inserted a strange PlotHole.
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** It does bear noting that Owen actually was an example of the aforementioned "[=PhD=]-qualified taxonomist", who specialized in paleontology and comparative anatomy.
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* According to legend, one night the students of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Cuvier Baron Cuvier]] (one of the founders of modern paleontology and comparative anatomy) decided to play a trick on their instructor. They fashioned a medley of skins, skulls and other animal parts (including the head and legs of a deer) into a credibly monstrous costume. One brave fellow then donned the chimeric assemblage, crept into the Baron's bedroom when he was asleep and growled "Cuvier, wake up! I am going to eat you!" Cuvier woke up, took one look at the deer parts that formed part of the costume and sniffed [[YouFailBiologyForever "Impossible! You have horns and hooves!"]]
** Impossible in the sense that it was going to eat him, since only herbivores have horns and hooves.
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It is most likely that he didn't figure it out by examining the ant, but rather because he was able to tell the type of ant, and knew that he was in South America, where only that one kind is found.


* Col_Rutherford's "[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/board/thread/146506319?d=146508542&p=2#146508542 revised script]]" of ''IndianaJones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'' changes Indy's line when he sees the carnivore ants from "Siafu!" to "Paraponera clavata!". According to the author, this is because siafu are from Africa, while the other are South American, [[MisplacedWildlife where the film takes place]]. But how does an archaeologist identify a species of ant down to scienstific name in a split second?

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* Col_Rutherford's "[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/board/thread/146506319?d=146508542&p=2#146508542 revised script]]" of ''IndianaJones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'' changes Indy's line when he sees the carnivore ants from "Siafu!" to "Paraponera clavata!". According to the author, this is because siafu are from Africa, while the other are South American, [[MisplacedWildlife where the film takes place]]. But how does an archaeologist identify a species of ant down to scienstific name in a split second?
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* In ''Honey I Shrunk the Kids'', the tiny kids are running away from a gigantic lawn mower and jump into a hole in the ground. Nick immediately identifies the exact species of worm that made the tunnel (despite the worm not even being present). Possibly justified in that they are in his backyard and since he is a science geek, it's at least remotely possible that he knows what species of worm lives in their area.

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** Impossible in the sense that it was going to eat him, since only herbivores have horns and hooves.
* In 1839, Richard Owen was sent (among other things) a six-inch bone fragment from Australia, which he identified as belonging to a previously-unknown-to-science extinct giant bird. This turned out to be the giant Dinornis or Moa.
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*** Because they live on an estate?
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**They got this scene from the book, where the plant wasn't extinct (it was a just really old species), but it was 50 times more poisonous than oleander and next to a pool where children would play.

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**They got this scene from the book, where the plant wasn't extinct (it was a just really old species), but it was 50 times more poisonous than oleander and next to a pool where children would play.
**There are some species of mosquito that eat plant matter, and they didn't exactly have control over whats trapped in amber.

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