History Main / HaventYouSeenXBefore

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12986371/15/Harry-Potter-and-the-Goblet-of-Fire Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]'' Hermione, who's been worried about coming out of the closet, kisses Luna in the Great Hall whiled Harry shoos away the spectators.

* In the bodice-ripper ''Whisper to Me of Love'', the hero has just discovered that the pickpocket he caught is a girl disguised as a boy. She angrily snaps, "Blimey! What are you staring at?! 'Aven't you ever seen a female 'afore!?" He sardonically replies, "Yes, but not one who disguises herself as a boy."

* ''Series/QueerAsFolk'' when Police Chief Stockwell and Brian's boss shows up at Brian's and find Brian and Justin (who also happens to be an intern at Brian's company at the time) having sex, Brian [[SarcasmMode sarcastically]] asks if they've never seen two guys fucking before. It just so happens that the thing they're most upset about isn't the fucking, but that the floor is littered with half-finished anti-Stockwell propaganda posters of the kind that have been showing up all over the city without anyone having a clue as to who made them.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13343472/18/Cronus Cronus]]'' people stare at Harry and Hermione after they walk into the Great Hall together for breakfast.

* ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'':

* ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}'':

* ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'' (1964)

* ''Film/JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth'' (2008):

* ''Film/KungFuHustle'' (2004):
-->'''Sing:''' [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before?

* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse:
** ''Film/IronMan'' (variant)

* ''Film/{{Mask|1985}}'' (1985):

* ''Theatre/{{Oliver}}'' (1968):
-->'''The Artful Dodger:''' [to Oliver, who has just arrived in London] Whatchu starin' at? 'Aven't you never seen a toff?
* In ''Film/PoliceAcademy2TheirFirstAssignment'', after Mahoney replaces Lt. Mauser's hair conditioner with quick-acting epoxy resin while the latter takes a shower, Mauser's hands get glued to his head. Unfortunately for him, the shampoo runs into his eyes, so he's quite blind as he staggers out and rants at his men about how immature and un-funny this is. By the time he can see again, though, he's wandered out of the locker room altogether and is in the police station itself, in his birthday suit, hands stuck to his shampooed head, leading him to inquire of the stunned civilians and fellow cops:
-->'''Mauser:''' "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a man washing his hair before?"

* ''Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''. A submarine sailor is surprised to see [[SensualSlav Major Anya Amasova]] using the captain's shower. The Captain, without looking up from his desk, but knowing full well [[DistractedByTheSexy what the sailor must be looking at]], asks "What's wrong, sailor? Haven't you seen a major using a shower before?"
* ''Film/StoneCold''. FBI agent Lance turns up at our hero's home and finds a gorgeous woman asleep in his bed.
-->'''Joe:''' What's the matter, Lance? Haven't you ever seen one of those before?
-->'''Lance:''' Yeah, but...not quite [[MsFanservice that well made]].
* ''Film/TheseAreTheDamned''. Joan first gets Simon Well's attention while he's playing tourist and she snarks, "Never seen a clock tower before?" After luring him off to get mugged by her brother's gang, she later turns up hoping to use his ConvenientEscapeBoat to get away from her brother, and on seeing her Simon says dryly, "Never seen a boat before?"
* ''Film/YoungGunsOfTexas''

--->'''Creator/{{Stan|Lee}} [[TheCameo Lee]]:''' What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1149265/2/Venenum-Vinco-Bane Venenum Vinco Bane]]'' a Potions accident turns Snape into a fifteen-year-old and he's forced to pretend to be his own son.