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1st Jul '16 7:13:03 AM Synch
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* Pilots in ''VideoGame/EndlessSky'' have a very... colorful vocabulary of randomly-generated insults to throw at you if you talk to them after disabling their ship.
17th May '16 3:28:10 PM CJCroen1393
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* Well-known atheist vlogger [=AronRa=] can get pretty creatively brutal with his insults towards creationists--for example, in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-DawQKPr8 this video]], he refers to one of said creationists as a "special Olympian super-bigot". In the same video, it's shown that he doesn't restrict this to creationists either; he refers to a Pekingese dog as a "googly eyed yapping PEZ dispenser".
10th Apr '16 4:56:57 AM IamTheCaligula
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* Comicbook/LenoreTheCuteLittleDeadGirl:
-->"Stupid little puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed cootie infested freak of nature poo poo headed monstrosity of the seventh layer of heck pee pee breathed dookie eating pig loving crab like bow legged creepy ass bulbous headed smaller than a bread box hollow brained gopher licking intestine shaped bacon wrapped no soap using squid slurping botulism growing crotch scratching one balled accidentally birthed filth spreading juice producing greasy palmed fart leaking ball of crap shaped like a man."

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* Comicbook/LenoreTheCuteLittleDeadGirl:
-->"Stupid little
Comicbook/LenoreTheCuteLittleDeadGirl amazingly managed to combine this trope with BigStupidDoodooHead using RefugeInAudacity as glue:
-->'''Lenore:''' You stoopid, stoopid li'l man! Li'l
puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed cootie infested freak of nature poo nature-poo poo headed monstrosity of the seventh 7th layer of heck heck-pee pee pee breathed dookie eating pig loving crab like bow legged creepy ass bulbous headed smaller breathed-dookie eating-pig lov'n-crab like-bow legged-creepy ass-bulbous headed-smaller than a bread box hollow brained gopher licking intestine shaped bacon wrapped no box-hollow brained-gopher lick'n-intestine shaped-bacon wrapped-no soap using squid slurping botulism growing crotch scratching one balled accidentally birthed filth spreading juice producing greasy palmed fart leaking ball using-squid slurping-botchilism growing-crotch scratching-one balled-accidentally birthed-filth spreading-juice producing-greasy palmed-fart leaking-ball of crap shaped like a man."li'l man!
20th Mar '16 6:59:25 PM stuffedninja
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-->-- Karkat Vantas, ''Homestuck''

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-->-- Karkat Vantas, ''Homestuck''
''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
9th Feb '16 1:21:05 PM phantomreader42
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* ''Series/Scrubs'' features an array of rants from Dr Perry Cox that include some very elaborate insults. For example: "And you, you neurotic one-woman freak show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist; because if you're so stupid as to confront the *Chief of Medicine* over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brain ship because he's drunk at the wheel!".

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* ''Series/Scrubs'' ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' features an array of rants from Dr Perry Cox that include some very elaborate insults. For example: "And you, you neurotic one-woman freak show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist; because if you're so stupid as to confront the *Chief of Medicine* over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brain ship because he's drunk at the wheel!".
15th Jan '16 8:55:04 AM Nepeta
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-->-- Karkat Vantas, ''Webcomic/Homestuck''

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-->-- Karkat Vantas, ''Webcomic/Homestuck''
''Homestuck''
15th Jan '16 8:30:00 AM Nepeta
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->''"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!\\
You really are a heel!\\
You're as cuddly as a cactus!\\
You're as charming as an eel!\\
Mr. Griii-inch!\\
You're a bad banana with a\\
Greasy black peel!"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''

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->''"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!\\
You really are a heel!\\
You're as cuddly as a cactus!\\
You're as charming as an eel!\\
Mr. Griii-inch!\\
You're a bad banana with a\\
Greasy black peel!"''
->''"I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME. "''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''
Karkat Vantas, ''Webcomic/Homestuck''
29th Nov '15 5:15:23 PM ecuvulle6267
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* ''Literature/TheHungerGames'': Zig-zagged by Peeta [[spoiler: when he paints the picture of dead Rue covered in flowers for his private session but he never says a word to the Gamemakers]].
11th Nov '15 7:18:55 AM Andyroid
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* In ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', most of the classes have pithy insults for if they get the occasional kill. But if they score a domination (achieved by killing the same enemy four times without said enemy killing them even once), they let loose with some of the most vitriolic (and hilarious) lines in the game. The typical domination line is "Dominated, you [adjective] [adjective] [noun]!", and each line ensures the victim's humiliation.
* The second localization of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV'' replaces Faris' PirateTalk with these.

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* In ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', most of the classes have pithy insults for if they get the occasional kill. But if they score a domination (achieved by killing the same enemy four times without said enemy killing them even once), they let loose with some of the most vitriolic (and hilarious) lines in the game. The typical domination line game.
-->'''Soldier:''' (''dominating a Demoman'') Scotland
is "Dominated, you [adjective] [adjective] [noun]!", ''not'' a real country! ''You'' are an Englishman with a dress!\\
\\
'''Scout:''' (''dominating a Heavy'') I am ''owning'' you, ya fat bald bastard!\\
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'''Spy:''' (''dominating an enemy Spy'') Go to Hell,
and each line ensures the victim's humiliation.
take your cheap suit with you!
* The second localization of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV'' replaces Faris' PirateTalk Pirate Talk with these.
9th Nov '15 8:25:43 AM MorHawk
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* ''Series/Scrubs'' features an array of rants from Dr Perry Cox that include some very elaborate insults. For example: "And you, you neurotic one-woman freak show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist; because if you're so stupid as to confront the *Chief of Medicine* over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brain ship because he's drunk at the wheel!".
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