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15th Jan '17 6:18:47 PM Yuihime
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* ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'' has this exchange (in jest... [[HornyDevils probably]]).
--->'''Dabbler:''' *to Maxima* I find complex women arousing.
--->'''Maxima:''' *[[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]]* You find ''stairs'' arousing.
1st Jan '17 10:09:03 PM AgentKyles
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--> '''Q:''' Now I see. You think I'm interested in some tawdry one night stand. That's because I haven't told you why I'm here yet. Out of all the females of all the species in all the galaxies, I have chosen you to be the mother of my child.
--> '''Janeway:''' Oh!
--> '''Q:''' I know that you're probably asking yourself, why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me?
--> '''Janeway:''' Let me guess. No one else in the universe will have you.
--> '''Q:''' Nonsense. I could have chosen a Klingon Targ, the Romulan empress, a Cyrillian microbe.
--> '''Janeway:''' [[SarcasmMode Really? I beat out a single-celled organism? How flattering.]]

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--> '''Q:''' Now I see. You think I'm interested in some tawdry one night stand. That's because I haven't told you why I'm here yet. Out of all the females of all the species in all the galaxies, I have chosen you to be the mother of my child.
-->
child.\\
'''Janeway:''' Oh!
-->
Oh!\\
'''Q:''' I know that you're probably asking yourself, why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me?
-->
me?\\
'''Janeway:''' Let me guess. No one else in the universe will have you.
-->
you.\\
'''Q:''' Nonsense. I could have chosen a Klingon Targ, the Romulan empress, a Cyrillian microbe.
-->
microbe.\\
'''Janeway:''' [[SarcasmMode Really? I beat out a single-celled organism? How flattering.]]



-->'''Howard:''' Jack just ate a happy ending!
-->'''Kreese:''' Don't you mean [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Happy Onion?]]
-->'''Howard:''' Clearly you've never had sex with an onion!

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-->'''Howard:''' Jack just ate a happy ending!
-->'''Kreese:'''
ending!\\
'''Kreese:'''
Don't you mean [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Happy Onion?]]
-->'''Howard:'''
Onion?]]\\
'''Howard:'''
Clearly you've never had sex with an onion!



--->'''Howard:''' I can't tell if that alien is a man or a woman, but Jack sure made it his ''bitch!''
--->'''Kreese:''' How do you sex an alien, anyway?
--->'''Howard:''' As often as I can!

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--->'''Howard:''' I can't tell if that alien is a man or a woman, but Jack sure made it his ''bitch!''
--->'''Kreese:'''
''bitch!''\\
'''Kreese:'''
How do you sex an alien, anyway?
--->'''Howard:'''
anyway?\\
'''Howard:'''
As often as I can!


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[[folder:Jokes]]
* This old joke:
-->'''Airport Official''': Your name, sir?\\
'''Immigrant''': Abdul Al Razhib.\\
'''A.O.''': Sex?\\
'''Immigrant''': Three to five times a week.\\
'''A.O.''': No, no, I mean: male or female?\\
'''Immigrant''': Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.\\
'''A.O.''': Holy cow!\\
'''Immigrant''': Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.\\
'''A.O.''': But isn't that hostile?\\
'''Immigrant''': Horse style, doggy style, any style!\\
'''A.O.''': Oh dear!\\
'''Immigrant''': No, no... deer run to fast!
[[/folder]]
12th Dec '16 5:51:17 PM Doug86
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* Duke Devlin from ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', he's shown interest in robots, girls possessed by A.I's, guys, pretty much anything the characters come across while he's around. He answered "maybe" upon being asked if he wanted to be anal probed by aliens, groped Tristan's butt, flirts constantly with women, woke up in bed with Tristan and Joey, and when seeing Mai in a coma made the statement, "Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say 'no'". He apparently classifies Piccolo from ''DragonBallZ'' as a MILF.

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* Duke Devlin from ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', he's shown interest in robots, girls possessed by A.I's, guys, pretty much anything the characters come across while he's around. He answered "maybe" upon being asked if he wanted to be anal probed by aliens, groped Tristan's butt, flirts constantly with women, woke up in bed with Tristan and Joey, and when seeing Mai in a coma made the statement, "Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say 'no'". He apparently classifies Piccolo from ''DragonBallZ'' ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' as a MILF.
11th Dec '16 4:31:49 AM kazokuhouou
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** Coincidentally, the Fuckbox is also the name of Dumplin's nigh unbreakable combo, which increases the size of Dumplin's little black book exponentially. By the end of the series, he's "had sex" with every combatant in the DBZ universe (most of them multiple times, thanks to multiverse theory and diverging timelines), including a demon god, two shadow dragons and Omega Shenron, Kirran and Lani, "Fuckbox" Geoff, an obscene amount of alcohol and plastic cups, several video game systems, and if the guys' predictions are correct, ''the entirety of the earth'' in at least one timeline.

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** Coincidentally, the Fuckbox is also the name of Dumplin's nigh unbreakable combo, which increases the size of Dumplin's little black book exponentially. By the end of the series, he's "had sex" with every combatant in the DBZ universe (most of them multiple times, thanks to multiverse theory and diverging timelines), including a demon god, two shadow dragons and Omega Shenron, Kirran and Lani, "Fuckbox" Geoff, an obscene amount of alcohol and plastic cups, several video game systems, and if the guys' predictions are correct, ''the entirety of the earth'' in at least one timeline. They also joked that he fertilized Tokitoki's egg in the sequel.


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** They rather reluctantly confirm that Puddin, Dumplin's offspring with Towa (and possibly a cat), is omnisexual as well.
24th Oct '16 3:51:46 AM jaffaparoxy
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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes coalminers who may have sexually transmitted infections and the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.

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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes coalminers who may have sexually transmitted infections and the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," in past episodes to flirt with two alien women.aliens and to have memories of having sex with a grotesque monster-woman hybrid with an inhuman appearance.
24th Oct '16 12:04:40 AM jaffaparoxy
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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes coalminers who may have sexual infections and the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.

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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes coalminers who may have sexual sexually transmitted infections and the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.
22nd Oct '16 10:48:40 PM jaffaparoxy
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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes coalminers who may have STIs and the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.

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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes coalminers who may have STIs sexual infections and the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.
22nd Oct '16 10:47:59 PM jaffaparoxy
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22nd Oct '16 10:47:23 PM jaffaparoxy
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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.

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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, which includes coalminers who may have STIs and the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.
22nd Oct '16 10:42:46 PM jaffaparoxy
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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship between him and his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet who Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, including the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.

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* Rick Sanchez from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' is shown to be openly pansexual in the episode, "Auto Erotic Assimilation," where he rekindles a past relationship between him and with his genderless hivemind lover, Unity, who has assimilated an entire alien planet who of which Rick then proceeds to have sex with irregardless of gender or species, including which includes the alien equivalent of a giraffe. He is also shown in, "Total Rickall," to flirt with two alien women.
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