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17th Apr '17 1:07:25 PM Morgenthaler
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* In ''MildredPierce'', Wally says this is where he got the cut on his hand when he was framed for murder.

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* In ''MildredPierce'', ''Film/MildredPierce'', Wally says this is where he got the cut on his hand when he was framed for murder.
15th Apr '17 8:11:22 AM dmcreif
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* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse

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* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse''Series/TheDefenders2017'':
12th Apr '17 8:00:09 AM Cuddles
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** Which is rather a ConvictionByCounterfactualClue, given that it's incredibly easy to fall off a bike without scraping your hands. While the mother may have known what was going on, there was no reason for Harry to notice anything suspicious.
7th Apr '17 6:33:26 AM Willbyr
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* ''SailorNothing'':

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* ''SailorNothing'':''Literature/SailorNothing'':



-->Clef: You'll never un-think it, Konny! It'll always be back there in the back of your head, nagging, nagging, tickling you, spinning around in an unending spiralů
-->Kondraki: [Inarticulate scream of rage.]

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-->Clef: -->'''Clef''': You'll never un-think it, Konny! It'll always be back there in the back of your head, nagging, nagging, tickling you, spinning around in an unending spiralů
-->Kondraki: -->'''Kondraki''': [Inarticulate scream of rage.]



-->11:16 Ukelele:: I need suggestions for a Decom. 809 is turning into a serious security risk and needs to die.
--->11:16 [=AgathaR=]:: LIVING VIVISECTION
--->11:16 Chris: It could 'fall down some stairs'
--->11:16 Ook: Them little bugs what take apart machines?
-->11:16 Chris:..repeatedly..

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-->11:16 Ukelele:: '''Ukelele''': I need suggestions for a Decom. 809 is turning into a serious security risk and needs to die.
--->11:16 [=AgathaR=]::
die.\\
11:16 '''[=AgathaR=]''':
LIVING VIVISECTION
--->11:16 Chris:
VIVISECTION\\
11:16 '''Chris''':
It could 'fall down some stairs'
--->11:16 Ook:
stairs'\\
11:16 '''Ook''':
Them little bugs what take apart machines?
-->11:16 Chris:..
machines?\\
11:16 '''Chris''':..
repeatedly..



"I fell on...several barbecue forks?"\\

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"I fell on...several barbecue forks?"\\
forks?"



* In ''WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs'', [[spoiler: Batman is wounded by Harleen's shotgun blast. He escapes and the next day, it's mentioned on the news that Bruce Wayne was in a nasty hunting accident.]]

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* In ''WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs'', [[spoiler: Batman [[spoiler:Batman is wounded by Harleen's shotgun blast. He escapes and the next day, it's mentioned on the news that Bruce Wayne was in a nasty hunting accident.]]
28th Mar '17 6:39:15 PM nombretomado
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* British sitcom ''OnlyFoolsAndHorses'' episode "No Greater Love" has this:

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* British sitcom ''OnlyFoolsAndHorses'' ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses'' episode "No Greater Love" has this:



* ''TheWestWing'': Josh's hand (supposedly) cut up by a broken drink glass in the episode "Noel", when in fact he [[spoiler: smashed his hand through a window during a particularly intense reaction to his Post Traumatic Stress Disorder]].

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* ''TheWestWing'': ''Series/TheWestWing'': Josh's hand (supposedly) cut up by a broken drink glass in the episode "Noel", when in fact he [[spoiler: smashed his hand through a window during a particularly intense reaction to his Post Traumatic Stress Disorder]].
17th Feb '17 10:09:47 AM dmcreif
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* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse
** ''Series/Daredevil2015'': Matt Murdock invents these sorts of cover stories to explain any visible injuries that show up on his face as a result of his fights as Daredevil.
*** In "Rabbit in a Snowstorm," he shows up at the office sporting a bruise over his right eye from his fight with the Russians the night before, and claims to Foggy and Karen that he wasn't looking and walked into a wall. Foggy and Karen suggest he get a seeing-eye dog.
*** In "The Path of the Righteous", Matt is laid up in his apartment, still recovering from being sliced open by Nobu and then beaten up by Wilson Fisk. Although Foggy is mad at finding that Matt has been lying to him for years about his secret life, [[ThickerThanWater he still covers for him]] by claiming to Karen that Matt got into a car accident. When she visits him, he says that he was hit by a Japanese...car, allowing him to tell her a half-truth about what really happened (Nobu is Japanese). And even though Matt's lying about the cause of his injuries, Karen still correctly suspects that Fisk had attacked him.
*** By "Bang", the first episode in season 2, Foggy is claiming to Karen that Matt has a drinking problem to explain his constant Daredevil injuries, and he's not too happy with this. In the next episode, "Dogs to a Gunfight," while Matt is recuperating from getting shot by the Punisher, Karen drops by to fill him in on the plea deal for Grotto and makes clear that she doesn't really buy Foggy's cover stories:
--->'''Karen Page:''' Sometimes I worry about you a little too much.
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' I appreciate it. There's no need to worry.
--->'''Karen Page:''' Yeah, you know that doesn't help, right? You denying that there's anything wrong?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Karen-
--->'''Karen Page:''' No, how many times can I hear that you "fell down the stairs" or you "walked into a door"?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Well, you know I'm blind-
--->'''Karen Page:''' And you know that I'm not an idiot. ''[beat]'' Okay, um, let's say this: when or if you ever feel like you can tell me what's going on with you, I promise that I'm here. Is that a deal?
** ''Series/LukeCage2016'': In "Code of the Streets," Cottonmouth visits Pop's Barbershop with Shades and Tone to get a haircut, as a cover story while they search the place for Chico. Pop notices [[InvulnerableKnuckles cuts on Cottonmouth's knuckles]] from when he killed Shameek. Cottonmouth laughs and says he cut himself shaving. Pop, himself a former street brawler and who ran with Cottonmouth back in the day, isn't fooled for a second and tells Luke such after Cottonmouth leaves.



* MarvelCinematicUniverse
** ''Series/Daredevil2015'': Matt Murdock invents these sorts of cover stories to explain any visible injuries that show up on his face as a result of his fights as Daredevil.
*** In "Rabbit in a Snowstorm," he shows up at the office sporting a bruise over his right eye from his fight with the Russians the night before, and claims to Foggy and Karen that he wasn't looking and walked into a wall. Foggy and Karen suggest he get a seeing-eye dog.
*** In "The Path of the Righteous", Matt is laid up in his apartment, still recovering from being sliced open by Nobu and then beaten up by Wilson Fisk. Although Foggy is mad at finding that Matt has been lying to him for years about his secret life, [[ThickerThanWater he still covers for him]] by claiming to Karen that Matt got into a car accident. When she visits him, he says that he was hit by a Japanese...car, allowing him to tell her a half-truth about what really happened (Nobu is Japanese). And even though Matt's lying about the cause of his injuries, Karen still correctly suspects that Fisk had attacked him.
*** By "Bang", the first episode in season 2, Foggy is claiming to Karen that Matt has a drinking problem to explain his constant Daredevil injuries, and he's not too happy with this. In the next episode, "Dogs to a Gunfight," while Matt is recuperating from getting shot by the Punisher, Karen drops by to fill him in on the plea deal for Grotto and makes clear that she doesn't really buy Foggy's cover stories:
--->'''Karen Page:''' Sometimes I worry about you a little too much.
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' I appreciate it. There's no need to worry.
--->'''Karen Page:''' Yeah, you know that doesn't help, right? You denying that there's anything wrong?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Karen-
--->'''Karen Page:''' No, how many times can I hear that you "fell down the stairs" or you "walked into a door"?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Well, you know I'm blind-
--->'''Karen Page:''' And you know that I'm not an idiot. ''[beat]'' Okay, um, let's say this: when or if you ever feel like you can tell me what's going on with you, I promise that I'm here. Is that a deal?
** ''Series/LukeCage2016'': In "Code of the Streets," Cottonmouth visits Pop's Barbershop with Shades and Tone to get a haircut, as a cover story while they search the place for Chico. Pop notices [[InvulnerableKnuckles cuts on Cottonmouth's knuckles]] from when he killed Shameek. Cottonmouth laughs and says he cut himself shaving. Pop, himself a former street brawler and who ran with Cottonmouth back in the day, isn't fooled for a second and tells Luke such after Cottonmouth leaves.

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* MarvelCinematicUniverse
** ''Series/Daredevil2015'': Matt Murdock invents these sorts of cover stories to explain any visible injuries that show up on his face as a result of his fights as Daredevil.
*** In "Rabbit in a Snowstorm," he shows up at the office sporting a bruise over his right eye from his fight with the Russians the night before, and claims to Foggy and Karen that he wasn't looking and walked into a wall. Foggy and Karen suggest he get a seeing-eye dog.
*** In "The Path of the Righteous", Matt is laid up in his apartment, still recovering from being sliced open by Nobu and then beaten up by Wilson Fisk. Although Foggy is mad at finding that Matt has been lying to him for years about his secret life, [[ThickerThanWater he still covers for him]] by claiming to Karen that Matt got into a car accident. When she visits him, he says that he was hit by a Japanese...car, allowing him to tell her a half-truth about what really happened (Nobu is Japanese). And even though Matt's lying about the cause of his injuries, Karen still correctly suspects that Fisk had attacked him.
*** By "Bang", the first episode in season 2, Foggy is claiming to Karen that Matt has a drinking problem to explain his constant Daredevil injuries, and he's not too happy with this. In the next episode, "Dogs to a Gunfight," while Matt is recuperating from getting shot by the Punisher, Karen drops by to fill him in on the plea deal for Grotto and makes clear that she doesn't really buy Foggy's cover stories:
--->'''Karen Page:''' Sometimes I worry about you a little too much.
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' I appreciate it. There's no need to worry.
--->'''Karen Page:''' Yeah, you know that doesn't help, right? You denying that there's anything wrong?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Karen-
--->'''Karen Page:''' No, how many times can I hear that you "fell down the stairs" or you "walked into a door"?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Well, you know I'm blind-
--->'''Karen Page:''' And you know that I'm not an idiot. ''[beat]'' Okay, um, let's say this: when or if you ever feel like you can tell me what's going on with you, I promise that I'm here. Is that a deal?
** ''Series/LukeCage2016'': In "Code of the Streets," Cottonmouth visits Pop's Barbershop with Shades and Tone to get a haircut, as a cover story while they search the place for Chico. Pop notices [[InvulnerableKnuckles cuts on Cottonmouth's knuckles]] from when he killed Shameek. Cottonmouth laughs and says he cut himself shaving. Pop, himself a former street brawler and who ran with Cottonmouth back in the day, isn't fooled for a second and tells Luke such after Cottonmouth leaves.
17th Feb '17 10:09:04 AM dmcreif
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* An unusual semi-real-life example on ''Series/TheColbertReport'': on the first anniversary of falling and breaking his wrist, Creator/StephenColbert showed up for work with two black eyes and stitches in his face. He explained that after [[ContinuityNod last year's incident]], he'd sworn never to break a fall with his ''hands'' again. The explanation was a joke, but the injuries are real; [[WrittenInInfirmity the actor was in a sailing accident]].

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* An unusual semi-real-life example on ''Series/TheColbertReport'': on the first anniversary of falling and breaking his wrist, Creator/StephenColbert showed up for work with two black eyes and stitches in his face. He explained that after [[ContinuityNod last year's incident]], he'd sworn never to break a fall with his ''hands'' again. The explanation was a joke, but the injuries are real; [[WrittenInInfirmity the actor was as he had been in a sailing accident]].
17th Feb '17 10:08:12 AM dmcreif
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* Marvel's Netflix universe

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* Marvel's Netflix universeMarvelCinematicUniverse



*** In "The Path of the Righteous", Matt is laid up in his apartment, still recovering from being sliced open by Nobu and then beaten up by Wilson Fisk. Although Foggy is mad at finding that Matt has been lying to him for years about his secret life, [[ThickerThanWater he still covers for him]] by claiming to Karen that Matt got into a car accident. When she visits him, he clarifies that he was hit by a Japanese car, allowing him to tell her a half-truth about what really happened. Even though Matt's lying about the cause of his injuries, Karen still correctly thinks that Fisk had tried to have him killed.
*** By "Bang", the first episode in season 2, Foggy is claiming to Karen that Matt has a drinking problem to explain his constant injuries. In the next episode, "Dogs to a Gunfight," while Matt is recuperating from getting shot by the Punisher, Karen drops by to fill him in on the plea deal for Grotto and makes clear that she doesn't really buy Foggy's cover stories:

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*** In "The Path of the Righteous", Matt is laid up in his apartment, still recovering from being sliced open by Nobu and then beaten up by Wilson Fisk. Although Foggy is mad at finding that Matt has been lying to him for years about his secret life, [[ThickerThanWater he still covers for him]] by claiming to Karen that Matt got into a car accident. When she visits him, he clarifies says that he was hit by a Japanese Japanese...car, allowing him to tell her a half-truth about what really happened. Even happened (Nobu is Japanese). And even though Matt's lying about the cause of his injuries, Karen still correctly thinks suspects that Fisk had tried to have him killed.
attacked him.
*** By "Bang", the first episode in season 2, Foggy is claiming to Karen that Matt has a drinking problem to explain his constant injuries.Daredevil injuries, and he's not too happy with this. In the next episode, "Dogs to a Gunfight," while Matt is recuperating from getting shot by the Punisher, Karen drops by to fill him in on the plea deal for Grotto and makes clear that she doesn't really buy Foggy's cover stories:



** ''Series/LukeCage2016'': Cottonmouth visits Pop's barbershop with Shades and Tone to get a haircut, as a cover story while they search for Chico. Pop notices [[InvulnerableKnuckles cuts on Cottonmouth's knuckles]] from when he killed Shameek. Cottonmouth claims he cut himself shaving, but Pop, himself a former street brawler, isn't fooled for a second and tells Luke such after Cottonmouth leaves.

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** ''Series/LukeCage2016'': In "Code of the Streets," Cottonmouth visits Pop's barbershop Barbershop with Shades and Tone to get a haircut, as a cover story while they search the place for Chico. Pop notices [[InvulnerableKnuckles cuts on Cottonmouth's knuckles]] from when he killed Shameek. Cottonmouth claims laughs and says he cut himself shaving, but shaving. Pop, himself a former street brawler, brawler and who ran with Cottonmouth back in the day, isn't fooled for a second and tells Luke such after Cottonmouth leaves.
15th Feb '17 4:22:14 AM Vir
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** Yet ''another'' Stewie example -- he, Chris, and Brian are in a car, and Chris was claiming not to be responsible for getting caught with some alcohol at school (it really was a friends). Stewie orders the car pulled over. Cut to him relentlessly spanking a sobbing Chris and demanding, "What do you say if your teachers ask about your bruises?" "I got hit with a baaase-baaall."
** In "Screams Of Silence: The Story Of Brenda Q," Brenda says her finger is bandaged up because "My (her) finger fell downstairs." In reality, it's clear that her BastardBoyfriend, Jeff, broke it.

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** Yet ''another'' Stewie example -- he, Chris, and Brian are in a car, and Chris was claiming not to be responsible for getting caught with some alcohol at school (it really was a his friends). Stewie orders the car pulled over. Cut to him relentlessly spanking a sobbing Chris and demanding, "What do you say if your teachers ask about your bruises?" "I got hit with a baaase-baaall."
** In "Screams Of of Silence: The Story Of Brenda Q," Brenda says her finger is bandaged up because "My (her) finger fell downstairs." In reality, it's clear that her BastardBoyfriend, Jeff, broke it.
31st Jan '17 6:46:33 PM DrY9K
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** In "Screams Of Silence: The Story Of Brenda Q," Brenda says her finger is bandaged up because "My (her) finger fell downstairs." In reality, it's clear that her BastardBoyfriend, Jeff, broke it.
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