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* ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'': Kat had them in grade school. Art describes an old yearbook photo as looking like "a bear trap with whiskers."

If some character has teeth in need of orthodontic correction, it's pretty unlikely you're going to see them in regular, boring old braces. After all, we see those all the time in RealLife -- how dull and boring! Instead, poor crooked-teethed Alice or Bob is going to be saddled with this [[NightmareFuel monstrous orthodontic device]] that sticks out of their mouth, takes up half their face, and brands them as a nerd/dork/geek for the rest of their formative years. Yes, be prepared for the be-headgeared character to be a StereotypicalNerd, or at least take on a few nerdy mannerisms. No popular or cool kid ever has to wear one of these ridiculous things.

* Inverted by body-modification fan Pierce from ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'', who gets disheartened when his orthodontist (the main character's father) tells him he can't have ''more'' metal added to his teeth/face.
-->'''Walt:''' ''[{{facepalm}}]'' Pierce, as your doctor I prefer that you don't perform freelance orthodontia on yourself.\\
'''Pierce:''' Even if it's just decorative and not structural?

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}'', one of the skeletons going to cross the marigold bridge to the Land of the Living is wearing rather enormous braces that fit his huge jaw. It's mentioned that his photo is on the ''ofrenda'' of his dentist.

* The live-action musical film of ''Film/LittleShopOfHorrors'' has a kid in headgear so complex ''she cannot talk''. It looks like the Reverse Bear Trap from ''Franchise/{{Saw}}''. Amusingly, those braces were fitted by doing something to ''[[Funny/LittleShopOfHorrors remove the jaw]]''.
* ''Film/CharliesAngelsFullThrottle'': Teenage Natalie had outside-the-face braces. Even after the FlashBack, which showed that despite this she grew up to be a super-hottie, she still had the klutzy geekiness and was an unpopular girl at heart.
* ''Film/SixteenCandles'': Joan Cusack's character wears a monstrous orthodontic appliance throughout the film that comically interferes with her attempts to drink from a water fountain and a can of beer.
* In the second ''Series/TheBradyBunch'' movie, Jan had the braces ''and'' the headgear.
* Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka from ''Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' has them in {{flashback}}s. His father was a very strict dentist, and the constant denial of candy was a major development point in his newly made up backstory. "Present" Willy has aggressively perfect teeth, though, so they did the job.
* Lane's fix-up date in ''Film/BetterOffDead'' is with a girl wearing hideous orthodontia. Fortunately, she doesn't want to go out with him, either, so she just gets him to pay her what he would've spent on the date.
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* Robbie's braces in ''Film/PoltergeistIITheOtherSide'' are relatively normal... until they try to electrocute him.
* Shirley in ''Film/{{Brazil}}'' has a comically oversized dental contraption.
* The Harry Potter-cosplayer-with-a-traffic-cone-for-a-wizard-hat underage drinker in ''Film/HotFuzz'' certainly qualifies. Although his bracers look pretty standard on a surface level, the gleam of metal when he opens his mouth is [[AudibleGleam so bright it makes a sound]] and blinds an unprepared Sgt. Angel.

* In one ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'' book, Greg gets one of these. Not because actually he needs them, but rather because his dentist wanted to publicly humiliate him for accidently biting his finger. Greg later vows never to use them after Manny tries them out, to not let his already unpopular social life go down the toilet.

* When Marcia Brady needed (regular) braces, an entire episode of ''Series/TheBradyBunch'' was devoted to her overcoming the angst and insecurity of wearing them. Three seasons later, Jan was seen wearing them without any explanation as to how they got there. Same with Bobby and Cindy the following season.

* One episode of ''Series/KidsIncorporated'' had Renee needing braces. After spending an entire episode angsting, [[SnapBack she got an invisible set]].
* ''Series/MyWorldAndWelcomeToIt'': Lydia is frequently seen wearing a wire teeth-straightener that wraps around the sides of her face when at home.

* Averted for the most on ''Series/EvenStevens''. Ren wears braces, but this fact is hardly ever brought up (the unobservant likely wouldn't even have known). However, in the episode where she gets her braces removed, the kid after her at the orthodontist's office has one of these monstrosities on.
* Miranda wore braces in one episode of ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', after learning she was a tongue thruster. She had her braces removed by the end of the episode once she decided that being a tongue thruster was the lesser of two evils. Although the braces she wore looked normal, it's worth mentioning because she was in her mid-thirties, making her older than the usual children/teenagers you normally see wearing braces on TV.
* In the first episode of ''Series/PoliceSquad'', Detective Drebin goes to shake down a nefarious orthodontist. The patients in his waiting room are actually sitting in order of the ridiculousness of their appliances: from the first patient with simple braces, to the last patient wearing a giant vice clamp on her head.

* In "The Paper Route", a third-season episode of ''Series/TheMiddle'', Sue is expecting to get her braces off. Instead, since they've overcorrected her teeth, she's forced to wear headgear full-time.

* The video "Hobo humpin' slobo babe" by Swedish group Whale. Singer Cia Berg wore regular braces, but looked somewhat unusual since she wore them on both upper and lower jaw, and she was 30 at the time. A rumour stated that the braces was a forfeit for some kind of bet between her and her then husband (also a member of the group), allegedly about oral sex. Weird rumors like these were pretty much par for the course for Whale, and was their standard way of doing cheap promotion.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield Last Exit to Springfield]]", the family discovers that Lisa needs braces. After she's initially offered practically invisible ones, the dentist finds out the Simpsons don't have a dental plan anymore (thanks to Mr. Burns) and heads straight for the type of obtrusive orthodontic headgear known only to cartoon nerds complete with the admonition, "These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet." The storyline [[ButtMonkey played Lisa's humiliation for all it was worth]], from Bart calling her a "freak" to Lisa herself reenacting Jack Napier's discovery that he has become the Joker ("The mirror!...THE MIRROR!") in ''Film/Batman1989'' - as if you didn't feel sorry enough for her already. Strangely, in this episode, Lisa's braces get less and less obtrusive in every scene in which she appears. At first, she can't even conceal them by closing her mouth, but later she can, and eventually, they're only slightly more noticeable than ordinary braces.
** The big-ass orthodontic headgear made another appearance in a Simpsons comic Halloween special, as an attempt to become unappetising to monsters.
** In another episode where a school dance is held at Springfield Elementary, Milhouse's date to this dance wears orthodontic headgear. Yes, she's on the awkward and ugly-looking side.
** In the episode "Bye Bye Nerdie", the clunky headgear is seen on a character on the bus who is wearing a "Frankie Says relax" shirt (who, in a bit of HypocriticalHumor, tells a nerdy new girl she'll never fit in.) A quick flashback scene later in the episode shows Smithers used to wear clunky braces back in grade school.
** One episode revolves around Homer and Marge being framed for a murder committed by a man wearing a giant set of braces, and ending up on death row. [[spoiler:It turns out it was a new reality show from Fox.]]
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' had everyone (even Earl, who already had regular braces, and an old man with no teeth) being terrorized by the "Orthodontic Police" (Red Guy in disguise) and forced to wear various orthodontic devices, all of which were obtrusive and exaggerated-looking. Some of them even came with ''belt harnesses.'' At the end, Supercow beats the crap out of Red Guy and straps him into an even bigger brace rig, which doubled as a ''satellite tracking dish''. The episode provides the page image.
* Shannon from ''WesternAnimation/WhateverHappenedToRobotJones'', in a partial aversion. That is, she appears to be relatively well-adjusted socially and there is a pseudo-80s feel to the show as a whole. Her braces are the least of her problems: she's also ''missing a leg'' and has a rather odd-looking metal prosthetic. This is implied to be the reason Robot Jones is attracted to her.

* Stan's sister, Shelly Marsh, from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''. People making fun of her headgear is a BerserkButton for her even though no one ever really makes fun of or mentions her headgear, she just assumes everyone does.

* In ''WesternAnimation/AllGrownUp'', Chuckie wears regular braces, though he's still socially awkward.
* Jimmy's retainer in ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', which is apparently of the non-removable sort. It's at least simpler than most cartoon orthodontia; It's merely a ring hovering around his head. It's revealed in a flashback that it's the result of his teeth being damaged after he bit into a bowling ball disguised as an ice cream cone during a scam.

* Played with in, of all places, ''WesternAnimation/{{Braceface}}''. The series revolves around this whole trope: although her braces ''look'' as physically normal as those in reality, the title character gets into bizarre and awkward situations when the braces tend to magnetize various objects.
* Played with in the animated version of ''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}''. Hay Lin's new braces become a plot point for the episode "T is for Trauma": Nerissa is able to convince Hay Lin that her normal-looking braces are ugly, leading to a HeroicBSOD for Hay Lin. Hay Lin's boyfriend Eric tells her that the braces don't detract from her looks at all, and even implies they look cute on her ("They're so shiny!"). [[spoiler:Then Hay Lin happily glomps him.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'':
** The dentistry-obsessed villain Knightbrace uses his orthodontic headgear as a PrecisionGuidedBoomerang. In his debut episode "Operation: T.E.E.T.H.", he also completely fills Numbuh Four's mouth with braces by force, essentially attaching a metal brick to his teeth.
** One of the Delightful Children (Lenny) wears gigantic orthodontic headgear under his football helmet.

* Leela from ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' is shown to be wearing normal braces in a flashback to her childhood, but she still had a very nerdy and awkward appearance. Judging from the general squalor of the Orphanarium she grew up in, they must have funneled all their funds into the dental plan. Of course, this is a thousand years in the future... maybe then, braces like that are considered to fall under this trope.
* Aversion: Frylock of ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' wears unobtrusive, traintrack-type braces. He's also the closest thing [[SadistShow that show]] has to a cool guy.
* ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'':
** Also averted with Butt-Head, in which the fact that he wears braces is only pointed out in TheMovie, where he meets Chelsea Clinton just before she defenestrates him from her room.
--->'''Butt-Head:''' I noticed you wear braces. I wear braces, too."
** The movie, though, also shows that Butt-Head used to wear a larger set of braces when he was younger.
* Gretchen on ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' has very noticeable braces, but oddly, they're fairly normal -- the main problem is ''her teeth'' are so large and stick out even when her mouth is closed. She's a geeky background character (though a ''bit'' more popular in the fandom since she has a [[PuppyLove crush on Dib]]).
* Tuesday X of ''WesternAnimation/TheXs'' is supposed to get braces. She gets a pamphlet and becomes excited at the prospect of braces that are clear so that they won't be easily noticeable. Her TooDumbToLive father, however, thinks that those kinds of braces are spy gear, and says that she has to wear the "approved" set, which is one of these. This goes horribly wrong when Truman, the little brother, discovers that he can control Tuesday's actions through them, causing him to nearly ruin a date she was on. Fortunately, her date's EvilUncle ended up trying to do this too, and the date turned out all right.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/QuackPack'' has Huey get the faceguard-braces... only it turns out that he went to the wrong orthodontist and the braces were actually a mind-control transmitter, which he promptly uses on pretty much THE ENTIRE WORLD for the rest of the episode. A robotic agent burned the transmitter's circuit, but it was kinda funny.
* In ''WesternAnimation/UglyAmericans'', during the credits for the episode Demon Baby we see Callie wearing a Reverse Beartrap from ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' films for braces.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/MuchaLucha'' had this as a villain's plot. The [[DepravedDentist Evil Dentista]] [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom of Doom]] plans to conquer the world by burdening the best masked wrestlers with oversized, unneeded braces.
* Subverted in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi'' in which, while Yumi is forced to wear clunky, impractical headgear connected to her mouth (and gets caught in all kinds of jinx thanks to it), they do not serve an orthodontical purpose; instead, their utility is to force her face into a CheshireCatGrin because of the doctor diagnosing her with "scowl-itis".
* In ''WesternAnimation/AaahhRealMonsters'', Oblina ended up with these once, because her teeth were ''straight'' (due to her youthful indiscretion of brushing her teeth once). This actually caught the attention of the RomanticFalseLead, who admired his reflection in the massive things.
* A flashback in the camping episode of ''WesternAnimation/TUFFPuppy'' revealed that Snaptrap wore huge braces as a child.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' has Stan having to wear braces again from constant teeth-grinding and also suffered from acne. He gets picked on by his coworkers (not after getting acne, but getting braces).
** He also wore the same type of braces as a bullied teenager.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Littlest Pet Shop|2012}}'': In the episode "Lotsa Luck", Pepper Clark sported a pair of these during her adolescence.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Motorcity}}'': Junior, the leader of the gang Momma's Boys, has a set of these.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'': {{Downplayed|Trope}}, Luan was 14 years old and started wearing braces. In "Hand-Me-Downer", she was wearing braces when she was younger.
* Chelsea Keezheekoni and her brother has to wear those in ''WesternAnimation/{{Clarence}}''.

If some character has teeth in need of orthodontic correction, it's pretty unlikely you're going to see them in regular, boring old braces. After all, we see those all the time in RealLife -- how dull and boring! Instead, poor crooked-teethed Alice or Bob is going to be saddled with this [[NightmareFuel monstrous orthodontic device]] that sticks out of their mouth, takes up half their face, and brands them as a nerd/dork/geek for the rest of their formative years. Yes, be prepared for the be-headgeared character to be a stereotypical nerd, or at least take on a few nerdy mannerisms. No popular or cool kid ever has to wear one of these ridiculous things.

* In ''Series/PushingDaisies'', Chuck apparently wore these as a kid, which is why she's so good at understanding mumbled speech. Somewhat subverted in that she wore them [[ItMakesSenseInContext as a form of birth control.]]

* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' had everyone (even Earl, who already had regular braces, and an old man with no teeth) being terrorized by the "Orthodontic Police" (Red Guy in disguise) and forced to wear various orthodontic devices, all of which were obtrusive and exaggerated-looking. Some of them even came with ''belt harnesses.'' At the end, Supercow beats the crap out of Red Guy and straps him into an even bigger brace rig, which doubled as a ''cellphone tower''. The episode provides the page image.

* In one ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'' book, Greg gets one of these. He later vows never to use them after Manny tries them out, to not let his already unpopular social life go down the toilet.

* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' had everyone (even Earl, who already had regular braces, and an old man with no teeth) being terrorized by the "Orthodontic Police" (Red Guy in disguise) and forced to wear various orthodontic devices, all of which were obtrusive and exaggerated-looking. Some of them even came with ''belt harnesses.'' At the end, Supercow beats the crap out of Red Guy and straps him into an even bigger brace rig, which doubled as a ''cellphone tower''.

* Tuesday X of ''WesternAnimation/TheXs'' is supposed to get braces. She gets a pamphlet and becomes excited at the prospect of braces that are clear so that they won't be easily noticeable. Her TooDumbToLive father, however, thinks that those kinds of braces are spy gear, and says that she has to wear the "approved" set, which is one of these. This goes horribly wrong when Truman, the little brother, discovers that he can control Tuesday's actions through them, causing him to nearly ruin a date she was on. Fortunately, her date's evil uncle ended up trying to do this too, and the date turned out all right.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'': Judith Dinsmore wears these all the time. They consist of a ring around her mouth.

* Subverted in ''Literature/{{Smile}}''. The main character goes through a mound of trouble with her teeth and gets braces to make a new batch of two front teeth.

* Played with in ''How To Rock Braces and Glasses.'' The braces the main character gets are pretty standard metal ones, but because she's a superficial teenaged AlphaBitch, she ''acts'' like they're this Trope. [[{{Wangst}} Because now her life is over]].

* Subverted in ''Smile.'' The main character goes through a mound of trouble with her teeth and gets braces to make a new batch of two front teeth.

* Aversion: Stargirl, of the ''ComicBook/JusticeSocietyOfAmerica'', got braces in the second issue of her solo series. She still has them to this day, though they're typically only drawn in during close-up panels.
* [[ComicBook/SmileSistersDuology ''Smile'']], the graphic autobiography by Raina Telgemeier, talks about the various dental and orthodontic procedures she went through when she seriously damaged her teeth in an accident. As such, the procedures are realistic such as she has to wear an external frame at one point, but only when she was in bed. She did have to wear a variant brace at one point that included a rubber band inside her mouth that was diagonally positioned from one side of her upper jaw, to the other side of her lower one. However, most of her braces were reasonably subtle in appearance and once she finally dropped her false friends who continually teased her about them, the real friends she later gained didn't notice anything after a while.

* The live-action musical film of ''Film/LittleShopOfHorrors'' has a kid in headgear so complex ''she cannot talk''. It looks like the Reverse Bear Trap from ''Saw''.
** Even better: those braces were fitted by doing something to ''[[Funny/LittleShopOfHorrors remove the jaw]]''.

** One of the Delightful Children (Lenny) wears headgear under his football helmet.

* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/030914 This strip.]] Also notice that Kent is ''strapped to'' the dentist's chair.

[[caption-width-right:334:[[JustForPun Brace yourselves...]]]]

* ''Literature/{{Nerds}}'': After getting ''thirty-six'' extra teeth removed, Jackson receives a set of braces and headgear that attracts metal objects, prevents him from wearing a football helmet (getting him kicked off the team) and worst of all turns him from Mr. Popular to a social outcast.

* Subverted in ''How To Rock Braces and Glasses.'' The braces the main character gets are pretty standard metal ones, but because she's a superficial teenaged AlphaBitch, she ''acts'' like they're this Trope. [[{{Wangst}} Because now her life is over]].