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23rd Jan '17 8:33:41 PM dustyham
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--> ''Wear a hat that's foil-lined,\\
in case an alien's inclined,\\
To probe you butt or read you mind.''
2nd Jan '17 1:22:01 AM SeptimusHeap
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Fortunately for the abductors, all three of those things can be achieved through a single method which involves [[AssShove inserting vaguely described alien technological instruments into the rectal cavity of the victim]]. If the audience learns ''anything'' about the probing tech itself, it's usually never much more than just what it looks like, which is typically either [[FreudWasRight an insanely large torture device with pincers and needles and spinning blades mounted on a rotating head or a dildo]].

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Fortunately for the abductors, all three of those things can be achieved through a single method which involves [[AssShove inserting vaguely described alien technological instruments into the rectal cavity of the victim]]. If the audience learns ''anything'' about the probing tech itself, it's usually never much more than just what it looks like, which is typically either [[FreudWasRight an insanely large torture device with pincers and needles and spinning blades mounted on a rotating head or a dildo]].
dildo.



* A segment on ''Series/TheColbertReport'' about an "Alien Hunter," Derrel Simms, sees Mr. Simms recount a story about him being probed by aliens in his youth. After describing the alien probe [[FreudWasRight in very phallic terms]], Colbert interrupts him in a voice over just before Simms was about to say where the probe was "jammed very painfully," exclaiming, "Okay, that's enough; I think we ''all'' know where the probe goes." Simms then reveals that it went into [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope his nasal passage.]]]]

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* A segment on ''Series/TheColbertReport'' about an "Alien Hunter," Derrel Simms, sees Mr. Simms recount a story about him being probed by aliens in his youth. After describing the alien probe [[FreudWasRight in very phallic terms]], terms, Colbert interrupts him in a voice over just before Simms was about to say where the probe was "jammed very painfully," exclaiming, "Okay, that's enough; I think we ''all'' know where the probe goes." Simms then reveals that it went into [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope his nasal passage.]]]]
21st Dec '16 5:48:06 PM Psychadelico
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* {{Subverted}} in ''WesternAnimation/TheTick'': when the Tick is abducted, he is enthusiastic about being probed to expand interstellar knowledge, but it turns out the aliens actually want him to help defeat their enemies. The thought of probing him never crossed their minds.

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* {{Subverted}} in ''WesternAnimation/TheTick'': when the Tick is abducted, he is enthusiastic about being probed to expand interstellar knowledge, but it turns out the aliens actually want him to help defeat their enemies. The thought of probing him never crossed their minds. Eventually, they concede to probe him... by tapping him on the head with a stick. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Tick seems disappointed.]]
25th Nov '16 2:07:32 PM StFan
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!!Examples

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* In one radio spot for Dos Equis beer, the narrator describing Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld says about him, "Alien abductors ask him to probe ''them''."
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[[folder:Comics]]

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-->'''Captain Queaze''': After all these experiments... over all these centuries, what have you learned?
-->'''Gagwaller 1''': We have learned... that most of... them don't like the... probing.
-->'''Gagwaller 2''': Well... ''most''... of them.

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-->'''Captain Queaze''': Queaze:''' After all these experiments... over all these centuries, what have you learned?
-->'''Gagwaller 1''':
learned?\\
'''Gagwaller 1:'''
We have learned... that most of... them don't like the... probing.
-->'''Gagwaller 2''':
probing.\\
'''Gagwaller 2:'''
Well... ''most''... of them.



* The ''[[ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable Black Hands 2011 Special]]'' ends with the Black Hands characters being anally probed by aliens after Weird Pete decides to combine his ''Cattlepunk'' campaign with ''Scream of Kachoolu''.
* Almost happened to ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} the time he was abducted by aliens. He decided he didn't like the idea and proceeded to kick all their asses.

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* The ''[[ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable Black Hands 2011 Special]]'' ends with the Black Hands characters being anally probed by aliens after Weird Pete decides to combine his ''Cattlepunk'' campaign with ''Scream of Kachoolu''.
* Almost happened happens to ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} the time he was is abducted by aliens. He decided decides he didn't doesn't like the idea and proceeded proceeds to kick all their asses.



[[folder:Commercials]]
* In one radio spot for Dos Equis beer, the narrator describing Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld says about him, "Alien abductors ask him to probe ''them''."

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[[folder:Commercials]]
[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* In one radio spot for Dos Equis beer, ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'': The "Black Hands 2011 Special" ends with the narrator describing Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld says about him, "Alien abductors ask him Black Hands characters being anally probed by aliens after Weird Pete decides to probe ''them''."combine his ''Cattlepunk'' campaign with ''Scream of Kachoolu''.



[[folder: Fan Works]]
* The following exchange takes place between Paul and the alien Varx in the Prologue of ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'' when Varx is trying to convince Paul to go on a “great adventure”:
-->Paul: Is this one of those alien abductions where you're gonna probe me, then?
-->Varx (snorting): Gods, you Earthians are masochists. Believe me, if we really wanted that info, which we don't, we could do a deep scan right from our own universe and you'd never know it happened.

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[[folder: Fan [[folder:Fan Works]]
* The following exchange takes place between Paul and the alien Varx in the Prologue of ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'' when Varx is trying to convince Paul to go on a “great adventure”:
-->Paul:
"great adventure":
-->'''Paul:'''
Is this one of those alien abductions where you're gonna probe me, then?
-->Varx (snorting):
then?\\
'''Varx:''' ''[snorting]''
Gods, you Earthians are masochists. Believe me, if we really wanted that info, which we don't, we could do a deep scan right from our own universe and you'd never know it happened.



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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Planet 51}}'': Skiff gives Lem a cork to put it in certain place on his body in order to defend against the "alien's favourite form of research, the probe".

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Planet 51}}'': ''WesternAnimation/Planet51'': Skiff gives Lem a cork to put it in certain place on his body in order to defend against the "alien's favourite favorite form of research, the probe".



--> '''Newton:''' I mean, do they really travel billions of lightyears just to...
--> '''Agent J:''' Boy, move.

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--> '''Newton:''' -->'''Newton:''' I mean, do they really travel billions of lightyears just to...
-->
to...\\
'''Agent J:''' Boy, move.



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[[folder: Music]]

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--> '''Cyranose:''' They probed me-
--> '''De Guiche:''' Eeew!
--> '''Cyranose:''' For information.
--> '''De Guiche:''' Oh.
--> '''Cyranose:''' Anally. A few times. (beat) It's an acquired taste.
* The second act of ''In The Next Room, or the Vibrator Play'' introduces the Chatanooga anal vibrator.

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--> '''Cyranose:''' -->'''Cyranose:''' They probed me-
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me--\\
'''De Guiche:''' Eeew!
-->
Eeew!\\
'''Cyranose:''' For information.
-->
information.\\
'''De Guiche:''' Oh.
-->
Oh.\\
'''Cyranose:''' Anally. A few times. (beat) ''[beat]'' It's an acquired taste.
* The second act of ''In The the Next Room, or the Vibrator Play'' introduces the Chatanooga anal vibrator.



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[[folder: Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}'' downloadable quest package "Mothership Zeta" sees [[PlayerCharacter the Lone Wanderer]] abducted on board a spaceship and probed.

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* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}'' ''VideoGame/Fallout3'' downloadable quest package "Mothership Zeta" sees [[PlayerCharacter the Lone Wanderer]] abducted on board a spaceship and probed.



* ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame'' features this exchange between two of Kang and Kodos' [[{{Mook}} mooks]] during the AlienInvasion level:
--> '''Alien 1:''' This human has tiny pieces of paper which gives him big, big savings. We must study him!
--> '''Alien 2:''' Study him with Anal Probing?
--> '''Alien 1:''' Of course with Anal Probing! What else would we do?! Talk to him?!

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* ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame'' features this exchange between two of Kang and Kodos' [[{{Mook}} mooks]] Kodos's {{mook}}s during the AlienInvasion level:
--> '''Alien -->'''Alien 1:''' This human has tiny pieces of paper which gives him big, big savings. We must study him!
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him!\\
'''Alien 2:''' Study him with Anal Probing?
-->
Probing?\\
'''Alien 1:''' Of course with Anal Probing! What else would we do?! Talk to him?!



--->'''EDI:''' ''Really'', Commander?
--->'''EDI:''' Probing Uranus.

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--->'''EDI:''' ''Really'', Commander?
--->'''EDI:'''
Commander?\\
'''EDI:'''
Probing Uranus.



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-->'''Tristan''': Dude, do you ''want'' the aliens to probe your anus?
-->(''{{Beat}}'')
-->'''Duke''': ...Maybe.

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-->'''Tristan''': -->'''Tristan:''' Dude, do you ''want'' the aliens to probe your anus?
-->(''{{Beat}}'')
-->'''Duke''': ...
anus?\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Duke:''' ...
Maybe.



--->'''Ned:''' Do we really have to tell them I was "gang probed"?
--->'''Homer:''' Would you rather tell them the ''truth?''
--->'''Ned:''' (Sigh) What did the aliens look like?
--->'''Homer:''' Well, ''I'' only saw them from the back 'cause they were so busy gang probing you!

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--->'''Ned:''' Do we really have to tell them I was "gang probed"?
--->'''Homer:'''
probed"?\\
'''Homer:'''
Would you rather tell them the ''truth?''
--->'''Ned:''' (Sigh)
''truth?''\\
'''Ned:''' ''[sigh]''
What did the aliens look like?
--->'''Homer:'''
like?\\
'''Homer:'''
Well, ''I'' only saw them from the back 'cause they were so busy gang probing you!



21st Nov '16 1:37:35 AM eroock
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[[quoteright:350:[[ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hellboy_probe.png]]]]

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20th Nov '16 9:43:22 PM Willbyr
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20th Nov '16 9:43:01 PM Willbyr
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[[caption-width-right:330:Greetings, Hellboy, we have traveled millions of light years to explore new planets... and now, we seek to explore [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]!]]

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[[caption-width-right:330:Greetings, [[caption-width-right:350:Greetings, Hellboy, we have traveled millions of light years to explore new planets... planets...and now, we seek to explore [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]!]]
{{Uranus|IsShowing}}!]]
20th Nov '16 9:42:37 PM Willbyr
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[[quoteright:330:[[Series/TheKidsInTheHall http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/probing_175.jpg]]]]
[[caption-width-right:330:Greetings, Earth Human, we have traveled millions of light years to explore new planets... and now, we seek to explore [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]!]]

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[[caption-width-right:330:Greetings, Earth Human, Hellboy, we have traveled millions of light years to explore new planets... and now, we seek to explore [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]!]]






19th Nov '16 4:53:49 PM Adept
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* ''VideoGame/TheSims 2''. The (actually light green) Greys have pollination technicians, who abduct, probe and impregnate Sim men.

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* ''VideoGame/TheSims 2''.''VideoGame/TheSims2''. The (actually light green) Greys have pollination technicians, who abduct, probe and impregnate Sim men.
12th Nov '16 10:54:39 PM Vir
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'' episode ''Tears of a Sea Cow'', Hank and Dermott mistake the Monarch's cocoon for a UFO and his henchmen for aliens. Dermott shoves a lighter up his butt so that if the aliens try to probe him, they'll get a "face full of fire."

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'' episode ''Tears "Tears of a Sea Cow'', Cow", Hank and Dermott mistake the Monarch's cocoon for a UFO and his henchmen for aliens. Dermott shoves a lighter up his butt so that if the aliens try to probe him, they'll get a "face full of fire."
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