History Main / AnalProbing

* Parodied in ''Film/GalaxyQuest'', where the cast of Star Trek actor expies, having been transported up to the alien ship, are approached by tentacled monsters carrying CowTools, one of which looks like a speculum. They tremble in fear until the aliens realize they haven't turned on their disguises yet, and do so, apologizing.
** Comes back as a BrickJoke at the end of the movie, when Fred, the only person unbothered by the prospect of getting anally probed at the beginning, gets it on with his Thermian love interest Laliari and she puts one of her tentacles ... some place that makes the watching Guy react in disgust.

* Creator/FrancisEDec warned in his rants that Gangster Computer God's servants do this to people at night, when we are all "[[MindControl Frankenstein zombies]]".

* In ''WesternAnimation/JourneyToSaturn'' the Danish astronauts (all of them male) have been captured by the Saturnians, who subjects them to this procedure. They all scream in pain as it happens, and anguish over their lost dignity and manhood afterwards, except for Ole who genuinely enjoys the whole experience and acts as if he just got a massive itch scratched.

-->"I thought if these beings were more advanced than us, they should be nearer the Creator," babbled a pasty-faced pastor. "But the alien said the only creator it worshipped was Ray Harryhausen. Then it stuck a PROBE up my behind! IT'S EVIL!"\\

* A short film parody had ''Series/TheXFiles'' InTheStyleOf the silent film era ''[[Creator/KeystoneStudios Keystone Cops]]''. Our comedic cop heroes come across a 'moon man' in a park about to abuse a hapless human with his pants down. He even has [[MyCard a business card]] advertising his services: ''[[FirstContactFarmer Rustics amazed]], [[AlienAbducted yokels abducted]], derrieres probed''.

%% * A short film parody had ''Series/TheXFiles'' InTheStyleOf the silent film era ''Keystone Cops''. Our comedic heroes come across a 'moon man' in a park about to abuse a hapless human with his pants down. He even has [[MyCard a business card]] advertising his services: ''Rustics amazed, yokels abducted, derrieres probed''.

* Aliens do this to Cherry during ''Series/TheXFiles'' parody in ''Cherry Comics''. Cherry, naturally, [[AnythingThatMoves enthusiastically enjoys it]] and is disappointed when it ends.

* In ''WesternAnimation/JourneyToSaturn'' the Danish astronauts (all of them male) have been captured by the Saturnians, who subjects them to this procedure. They all scream in pain as it happens, and anguish over their lost dignity and manhood afterwards, except for [[AnythingThatMoves Ole]] who genuinely enjoys the whole experience and acts as if he just got a massive itch scratched.

* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' has this bit of dialogue between [[CloudCuckoolander Tristan]] and [[AnythingThatMoves Duke]]:

* In WebVideo/NeilsPuppetDreams ''Alien Abduction'', Neil is abducted by aliens. He is very excited about everything but once the aliens discover his identify they refuse to probe him as they are not allowed to probe famous people so Neil starts to beg them to probe him. In the end they probe him with some spinning device.

* Boss Skua in ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet'' tells the story of how he got abducted by [[HumansAreCthulhu aliens]]. During it he mentions "They probe me" although it's not certain if he meant anal probing.

* In ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'', after Sonic wakes up from being tranquilized by Tom, Tom presumes he is some kind of alien planning to abduct him. When they hear a vehicle approach, Tom asks "What's happening? Is this your mother ship? I'm not in the mood to get probed." to which Sonic replies "You think you're worried? I'm not even wearing pants!"

* Parodied in ''Film/GalaxyQuest'', where the cast of Star Trek actor expies, having been transported up to the alien ship, are approached by tentacled monsters carrying CowTool[=s=], one of which looks like a speculum. They tremble in fear until the aliens realize they haven't turned on their disguises yet, and do so, apologizing.

* In "[[Crossover/ComicBooks Overkill]]: ''Comicbook/{{Witchblade}}''/[[Franchise/{{Alien}} Aliens]]/[[ComicBook/TheDarkness Darkness]]/''Franchise/{{Predator}}'' Issue 2" Jackie Estacado gets dazes and abducted by the Predator. When he wakes up he finds himself [[StrappedToAnOperatingTable tied to a table]] with a large piece of machinery hanging above him. He warns the Predator not to do it but he ignores him and puts the probe in his butt.

* ''VideoGame/COffeeCrisis'', a game dealing with humanity facing an AlienInvasion, have one of these in the backstory which reveals an abducted punk rocker was probed by TheGreys who kidnapped him during a concert.

* In Bubba the Redneck Werewolf Super Sci-fi Special, Bubba starts to beat up an alien spaceship and gets bound and zapped by a security device and passes out. After he is waken up by his wife inside the spaceship he asks where they are and why his butt hurts to which she replies that he doesn't want to know the answer and that they should get out of here before the alien doctors get back (just outside their cell is even a table with a pointy device above it). Bubba is not very pleased that the aliens have violated his nether regions.

* In Bubba the Redneck Werewolf Super Sci-fi Special, Bubba starts to beat up an alien spaceship and gets bound and zapped by a security device and passes out. After he is waken up by his girlfriend inside the spaceship he asks where they are and why his butt hurts to which she replies that he doesn't want to know the answer and that they should get out of here before the alien doctors get back (just outside their cell is even a table with a pointy device above it). Bubba is not very pleased that the aliens have violated his nether regions.

* In Bubba the Redneck Werewolf Super Sci-fi Special, Bubba starts to beat up an alien spaceship and gets bound and zapped by a security device and passes out. After he is waken up by his girlfriend inside the spaceship he asks where they are and why his butt hurts to which se replies that he doesn't want to know the answer and that they should get out of here before the alien doctors get back. Just outside their cell is even a table with a pointy device above it.

** A Martian explains this was due to a biological misunderstanding. It was supposed to be a MindProbe but "we assumed from human behavior [[HumansAreMorons that your brains were located in your behinds]]."

-->"I thought if these beings were more advanced than us, they should be nearer the Creator," babbled a pasty-faced pastor. "But the alien said the only creator it worshipped was Ray Harryhausen. Then it stuck a PROBE up my behind! IT'S EVIL!"\\
"Sometimes we would find our cattle mutilated, and our men with probes up their behinds," muttered a hot Hispanic babe. "The old women, they crossed themselves and whispered crazy things: The Beast That Makes Queers Out Of Men."

* ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
** The Martian [=TuMok=] explains this was due to a biological misunderstanding. It was supposed to be a MindProbe but "we assumed from human behavior [[HumansAreMorons that your brains were located in your behinds]]."
** As part of his CulturalPosturing, D'Ork of the Thorkoth claims that his species "abducted the entire Mayan civilization solely to further our studies into the anal regions."

* ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''. The Martian [=TuMok=] explains this was due to a biological misunderstanding. It was supposed to be a MindProbe but "we assumed from human behavior [[HumansAreMorons that your brains were located in your behinds]]." Later we have [[NoodleIncident mention of]] a supervillain called "The Bugger Being of Galaxy Five", who looks like a Grey alien wielding a well-lubricated anal probe.