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* A similar joke: "Why does beer come out easier than, say, milk? It doesn't need to change its color. And why does [InsertJokeButtBeerLable] come out easier than Bavarian? It doesn't need to change its taste either."
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* Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter wormwood-flavored liqueur that has a cult following in Chicago, where it was created and continues to be made. Humorist Creator/JohnHodgman has described it as being "flavored with darkness and pain" and that it "tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak."

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%% * Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter wormwood-flavored liqueur that has a cult following in Chicago, where it was created and continues to be made. Humorist Creator/JohnHodgman has described it as being "flavored with darkness and pain" and that it "tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak."
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* ''Shock's Cocks'' is a series of [=YouTube=] videos by Shockwave of the Canadian [[RobotOrSpacemanAlterEgo kayfabe band]] The Cybertronic Spree. Each one is about him making a horrible cockail by adding "special" ingredients like corndogs or Pepto Bysmol.
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* In one early ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'' strip, Izzy opines that ''all'' beer falls under this trope, comparing the taste to rancid piss. She then decides to use her newfound wealth to create a beer that actually tastes good.
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* WebVideo/{{Cultmoo}}: On the ''Bro Beer Reviews'', Cultmoo taste various malt liquors, some of which are allegedly surprisingly good, while others are allegedly disgusting. The following beverages are notable alcoholic beverages they have tried which they have panned:
** Boss Watermelon is a malt liquor which Herr Pink and Señor Guerro describe as "tasting like perm chemicals and nail polish remover". It has the lowest score of any malt liquor on the show, and supposedly chugs as poorly as it sips.
** Modelo Chelada is loathed by Pink and Loafy for its "tomato soup like consistency", and its flavor which "tastes exactly like vomit", while Guerro likes it.

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* WebVideo/{{Cultmoo}}: On the ''Bro Beer Reviews'', Cultmoo taste Throughout their various malt liquors, review shows, Herr Pink, Señor Guerro and Loafy Molasses have tasted various beverages, some of which are allegedly surprisingly good, while others are allegedly disgusting. The following beverages are notable alcoholic beverages they have tried which they have panned:
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**''The Bro Beer Reviews:''
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Boss Watermelon is a malt liquor which Herr Pink and Señor Guerro describe as "tasting like perm chemicals and nail polish remover". It has the lowest score of any malt liquor on the show, and supposedly chugs as poorly as it sips.
** *** Modelo Chelada is loathed by Pink and Loafy for its "tomato soup like consistency", and its flavor which "tastes exactly like vomit", while Guerro likes it.it.
*** Joose Blue Lemonade is considered a mixture of cloying sweetness and malt liquor funk which goes from one extreme to another. Loafy describes a taste reminiscent of "multi-purpose cleaner".
*** Busch 4 is described as "spoiled rice water" by Guerro, who further states that despite being a fan of cheap beer, he refuses to buy the product in question. Loafy describes it as "bad dishwater".
*** Four Loko Red is described as having a taste which reminds Loafy of what it was like to "bite into a cherry Chapstick" with the smell being different from the "nail varnish" taste.
**''Liquor Show:''
*** Jian Nan Chun Chiew is a clear 52% alcohol from the PRC made from Sorghum, Rice, Glutinous Rice, Wheat and Corn. It is described as having an aroma (to paraphrase) similar to saké left out too long in the sun. Pink describes it as having a "burning" taste and "plasticky...glutinous aftertaste". The duo are only able to tolerate the beverage with copious amounts of prickly pear syrup.
**''Grubbin':''
*** Redbridge Gluten-free Sorghum Beer is described by Loafy as tasting like "tangy water...bland and subtle but all the flavours that are there are wrong", and when Guerro refers to it as a "carbonated alcoholic beverage," Loafy tells him that his terminology is giving "a bad name to everything that goes under that category".
*** Boss Green Beer is described as smelling "skunky", and tasting like "pulled pork Kool-Aid".
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* ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'': In the "Citadel'' DLC, during the second part of the loud party, Joker will challenge Cortez to match him shot for shot if the latter wants to get him to engage in shooting training. Joker's shots are something he made himself, which are three parts "horse choker" and one part antiseptic mouthwash. Cortez downs one and [[ItTastesLikeFeet poetically compares the flavor to a goat's butt]], then forfits the competition rather than have to drink another.

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* ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'': In the "Citadel'' DLC, during the second part of the loud party, Joker will challenge Cortez to match him shot for shot if the latter wants to get him to engage in shooting training. Joker's shots are something he made himself, which are three parts "horse choker" and one part antiseptic mouthwash. Cortez downs one and [[ItTastesLikeFeet poetically compares the flavor to a goat's butt]], then forfits forfeits the competition rather than have to drink another.
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* Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter wormwood-flavored liqueur that has a cult following in Chicago, where it was created and continues to be made. Humorist Creator/JohnHodgman has described it as being "flavored with darkness and pain" and that it "tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak."
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* ''WebVideo/OrdinarySausage'': One episode involves making sausage flavored with Jeppson's Malort liquor. Mr. Sausage is utterly disgusted by the taste, referring to it as "if whiskey expired" and comparing drinking it to getting repeatedly kicked in the groin, among other colorful metaphors. Unsurprisingly, the resulting sausage is beyond horrific and scores a 0/5.0

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* ''WebVideo/OrdinarySausage'': One episode involves making a sausage flavored with Jeppson's Malort Malört liquor. Mr. Sausage is utterly disgusted by the taste, referring to and described it as tasting like "if whiskey expired" and comparing drinking it to getting repeatedly kicked in the groin, among other colorful metaphors. expired". Unsurprisingly, the resulting sausage is was beyond horrific horiffic, was described as tasting like getting repeatedly [[GroinAttack kicked in the crotch]], and scores scored a 0/5.00 out of 5. Almost a year later, he would upload a "Non-Sausage Episode" where he boiled a steak in a pot full of the stuff. The result was described as tasting like cat ear medicine and also scored a 0 out of 5.

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* ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' has sewer brew, an alcohol tied for the lowest value of any in the game, alongside swamp whiskey, prickle berry wine, gutter cruor, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers mead]]. Fittingly, sewer brew is made with rat weed, and swamp whiskey is made with muck root, although prickle berries and sliver barbs are a relatively innocent name for a plant. Some dwarves will prefer these icky-sounding boozes anyhow, making them an important part of your farming industry if you want to maximize morale in your fortress.

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* ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' has sewer brew, an alcohol tied for the lowest value of any in the game, alongside swamp whiskey, prickle berry wine, gutter cruor, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers mead]].mead. Fittingly, sewer brew is made with rat weed, and swamp whiskey is made with muck root, although prickle berries and sliver barbs are a relatively innocent name for a plant. Some dwarves will prefer these icky-sounding boozes anyhow, making them an important part of your farming industry if you want to maximize morale in your fortress.
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* The ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' series:

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* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV and V]]'' have a parody of shitty, cheap mass-market beer in the form of Pißwasser [[note]]German for "piss-water"[[/note]], which ix explicitly stated to be "Cheap German lager for export only". In-game ads play up the redneck stereotypes associated with chugging such brews in quantity, not to mention [[TheAlcoholic being constantly drunk to forget your problems]] [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy and starting new ones]] ("Pisswasser, this is beer! [[DrunkDriver Drive drunk, off a pier!]]").

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* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV and V]]'' have a parody of shitty, cheap mass-market beer in the form of Pißwasser [[note]]German for "piss-water"[[/note]], which ix is explicitly stated to be "Cheap German lager for export only". In-game ads play up the redneck stereotypes associated with chugging such brews in quantity, not to mention [[TheAlcoholic being constantly drunk to forget your problems]] [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy and starting new ones]] ("Pisswasser, this is beer! [[DrunkDriver Drive drunk, off a pier!]]").
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* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV and V]]'' have a parody of shitty, cheap mass-market beer in the form of Pißwasser [[note]]German for "piss-water"[[/note]]. In-game ads play up the redneck stereotypes associated with chugging such brews in quantity.

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* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV and V]]'' have a parody of shitty, cheap mass-market beer in the form of Pißwasser [[note]]German for "piss-water"[[/note]]. "piss-water"[[/note]], which ix explicitly stated to be "Cheap German lager for export only". In-game ads play up the redneck stereotypes associated with chugging such brews in quantity.quantity, not to mention [[TheAlcoholic being constantly drunk to forget your problems]] [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy and starting new ones]] ("Pisswasser, this is beer! [[DrunkDriver Drive drunk, off a pier!]]").
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* ''WebVideo/OrdinarySausage'': One episode involves making sausage flavored with Jeppson's Malort liquor. Mr. Sausage is utterly disgusted by the taste, referring to it as "if whiskey expired" and comparing drinking it to getting repeatedly kicked in the groin, among other colorful metaphors. Unsurprisingly, the resulting sausage is beyond horrific and scores a 0/5.0

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