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26th Jun '17 7:00:50 PM karstovich2
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** Some cheap Spanish red wines (''vino tinto'') can be really icky. A popular method to render them potable is to prepare ''kalimotxo'' out of them: a mixture of red wine and cola drink in 1:1 ratio. The phosphorous acid in cola drinks will neutralize any bitter substances to great extent. Kalimotxo is a popular drink on ''botellons'', grand impromptu booze-ups by the Spanish youth. Kalimotxo is also known as ''Diesel'', ''Cubalitro'' and ''Rioja Libre''.

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** Some cheap Spanish red wines (''vino tinto'') can be really icky. A popular method to render them potable is to prepare ''kalimotxo'' out of them: a mixture of red wine and cola drink in 1:1 ratio. The phosphorous phosphoric acid in cola drinks will neutralize any bitter substances to great extent. Kalimotxo is a popular drink on ''botellons'', grand impromptu booze-ups by the Spanish youth. Kalimotxo is also known as ''Diesel'', ''Cubalitro'' and ''Rioja Libre''.Libre''.
** Another use for Spanish ''tinto'' is ''tinto de verano''--"summer red", the most popular drink in the Spanish summertime. It consists of a 1:1 ratio of red wine and a lightly lemon-lime-flavored soft drink called ''gaseosa'' (a 50/50 mix of 7-Up and club soda approximates a ''gaseosa'', so non-Spaniards can think of it as 2 parts wine, one part 7-Up, and one part soda water). The wine for ''tinto de verano'' needs to be ''slightly'' better than that for the kalimotxo, since the phosphoric acid isn't there, but not by much.
19th Jun '17 12:50:12 PM morane
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** Finnish word for "moonshine" (illicit liquor), ''pontikka'' derives itself from the French province of Pontacq. The province is not known of quality wines.

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** Finnish word for "moonshine" (illicit liquor), ''pontikka'' ''pontikka'', derives itself from the French province of Pontacq. The province is not known of quality wines.


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** Some cheap Spanish red wines (''vino tinto'') can be really icky. A popular method to render them potable is to prepare ''kalimotxo'' out of them: a mixture of red wine and cola drink in 1:1 ratio. The phosphorous acid in cola drinks will neutralize any bitter substances to great extent. Kalimotxo is a popular drink on ''botellons'', grand impromptu booze-ups by the Spanish youth. Kalimotxo is also known as ''Diesel'', ''Cubalitro'' and ''Rioja Libre''.
6th Jun '17 10:27:27 AM NhazUl
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* There's the joke about beer company owners having a get-together, each ordering their own beer, and the last one, who considers them all horse piss, orders a fresh, stating "since no one's having beer..."
31st May '17 7:08:55 PM legendaryweredragon
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* In ''VideoGame/RuneScape'' there is a beverage called Moonlight Mead, which actually isn't mead because it is made from mushrooms and not honey. When you drink it, the game tells you "It tastes like something just died in your mouth". The only bar that serves this drink is in a town where almost everyone is a werewolf, possibly because werewolves like the taste of something dying in their mouths.
16th May '17 5:31:13 PM nombretomado
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* In a ''TheTwoRonnies'' sketch in which Ronnie Barker plays the President of the Institute of Scottish Tourism ("In other words, I'm PIST"), he warns tourists that identifying yourself as English in Scottish bars will usually result in being served with a disgusting concoction made from distilled ptarmigan (Which begins with a p, and so would you if you were being distilled), which is unfortunately identical to the Scottish malt whiskey he has in this glass here... ''(drinks, spits=)'' ...which is even more revolting.

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* In a ''TheTwoRonnies'' ''Series/TheTwoRonnies'' sketch in which Ronnie Barker plays the President of the Institute of Scottish Tourism ("In other words, I'm PIST"), he warns tourists that identifying yourself as English in Scottish bars will usually result in being served with a disgusting concoction made from distilled ptarmigan (Which begins with a p, and so would you if you were being distilled), which is unfortunately identical to the Scottish malt whiskey he has in this glass here... ''(drinks, spits=)'' ...which is even more revolting.
8th May '17 8:57:59 AM Screwhorn77
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* Hilariously parodied by Russian SketchCom ''6 Kadrov''. A guy in bar complains about his beer, calling it "donkey's piss". The bartender offers another cup. Guy takes a sip and immediately spits it out.
-->'''Guy:''' What's ''this?''
-->'''Bartender:''' This is donkey's piss. ''That'' [other cup] was beer.
3rd May '17 3:20:34 PM BattleMaster
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* In one ''Webcomic/{{Nodwick}}'' story, Yeagar is at the bar flat broke and ordering the only thing he can afford: squeezed bar rag. He compares the [[TastesLikeFeet taste to licking a troll's armpit]].
30th Apr '17 2:20:28 AM BenBones08
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Fangbone}}'' has the episode The Kat of Munching where Fangbone and Bill eat fudge made from the pixels of Munchie-Kat.
30th Apr '17 2:19:43 AM BenBones08
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* ''WesternAnimation/Fangbone'' has the episode The Kat of Munching where Fangbone and Bill eat fudge made from the pixels of Munchie-Kat.

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* ''WesternAnimation/Fangbone'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Fangbone}}'' has the episode The Kat of Munching where Fangbone and Bill eat fudge made from the pixels of Munchie-Kat.
30th Apr '17 2:19:03 AM BenBones08
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* ''WesternAnimation/Fangbone'' has the episode The Kat of Munching where Fangbone and Bill eat fudge made from the pixels of Munchie-Kat.
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