History Literature / BastardOperatorFromHell

15th Nov '17 6:51:00 AM TranceWarp
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* BreakTheMotivationalSpeaker[[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard20.php 's Neck]] with own briefcase even.

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* BreakTheMotivationalSpeaker[[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard20.php BreakTheMotivationalSpeaker[[http://www.bofharchive.com/2000/bastard200020.html 's Neck]] with own briefcase even.



* SustainedMisunderstanding: Done deliberately to annoy the Boss [[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/1998/bastard98-22.php here]]:

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* SustainedMisunderstanding: Done deliberately to annoy the Boss [[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/1998/bastard98-22.php [[http://www.bofharchive.com/1998/bastard98-22.html here]]:



** The last episode of 1999 [[http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html found here]] is written from the PFY's perspective as though he were Watson to the BOFH's Holmes, detailing the struggle against [[Literature/SherlockHolmes Arty Murray]]. There are plenty of Holmes references including the [[spoiler:BOFH apparently dying in the 'Right-Out-Back faller']] only to [[spoiler:[[BackFromTheDead return in the next episode]]]]

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** The last episode of 1999 [[http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.[[http://www.bofharchive.com/1999/bastard99-27.html found here]] is written from the PFY's perspective as though he were Watson to the BOFH's Holmes, detailing the struggle against [[Literature/SherlockHolmes Arty Murray]]. There are plenty of Holmes references including the [[spoiler:BOFH apparently dying in the 'Right-Out-Back faller']] only to [[spoiler:[[BackFromTheDead return in the next episode]]]]
15th Nov '17 6:41:21 AM TranceWarp
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You can read all of Travaglia's work [[http://bofh.bjash.com/ here]] and [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/data_centre/bofh/ here]]

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You can read all of Travaglia's work [[http://bofh.bjash.[[http://www.bofharchive.com/ here]] and [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/data_centre/bofh/ here]]



* ShoddyKnockoffProduct: The BOFH finds himself contending with a delivery of "Crisco" equipment in [[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/1997/bastard97-39.php here]].

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* ShoddyKnockoffProduct: The BOFH finds himself contending with a delivery of "Crisco" equipment in [[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/1997/bastard97-39.php [[http://www.bofharchive.com/1997/bastard97-39.html here]].
7th Sep '17 12:43:56 PM TranceWarp
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'''PFY:''' But I don't want to visit Microsoft!

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'''PFY:''' But I don't want '''''want''''' to visit Microsoft!
7th Sep '17 8:55:24 AM TranceWarp
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* TakeThat: A fine example in this conversation...
-->'''BOFH:''' Right, I think I made my point! Now, I think it's time you took a couple of weeks' holiday.\\
'''PFY:''' How kind. But where will I go?\\
'''BOFH:''' Somewhere where they know nothing about computing...where they wouldn't know a RAM chip from a potato chip!\\
'''PFY:''' But I don't want to visit Microsoft!
30th Apr '17 11:04:09 AM TranceWarp
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** The [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/31/bofh_2017_episode_4/ second arc]] shows a guy named James who wants to see and modify a security program of the BOFH's making. By the end of the arc, he's already starting the defenestrations. [[spoiler:Namely, the current Director.]]

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** The [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/31/bofh_2017_episode_4/ second arc]] shows a guy named James who wants to see and modify a security program of the BOFH's making. By the end of the arc, he's already starting the defenestrations.[[DestinationDefenestration defenestrations]]. [[spoiler:Namely, the current Director.]]
30th Apr '17 11:00:51 AM TranceWarp
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* TheApprentice: Originally just the PFY. However, two [[StoryArc Story Arcs]] created two more...
** The [[http://bofh.bjash.com/newbofh/bofh16apr97.html first story arc]] has the tables turned with Simon as the Boss and the PFY as the new Networks Admin, while the former boss has taken the PFY role. The old boss learns quickly. [[labelnote:Spoiler]]By the next story, he's cremating phones by attaching phone lines to mains power.[[/labelnote]]
** The [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/31/bofh_2017_episode_4/ second arc]] shows a guy named James who wants to see and modify a security program of the BOFH's making. By the end of the arc, he's already starting the defenestrations. [[spoiler:Namely, the current Director.]]
25th Mar '17 2:07:22 AM supercomputer276
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* SideBet: The Director and Boss-of-the-time once bet on how the BOFH and the PFY would dispose of a Health & Safety inspector trying to get into the server room.
15th Dec '16 8:20:16 AM TranceWarp
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You can read all of Travaglia's work [[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/ here]] and [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/ here]]

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You can read all of Travaglia's work [[http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/ bjash.com/ here]] and [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/ uk/data_centre/bofh/ here]]
14th Jul '15 8:18:54 PM BiggerJ
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** And, of course, anyone who knows what happens when he DOES get fired would never want to fire him, because the only way he can be fired is if he WANTS to be fired, which would normally seriously hamper his chances of ever getting hired again... unless, of course, the company that fired him were to collpase catastrophically within, say, the next two months...
13th May '15 6:44:02 AM szaleniec1000
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* GroinAttack: Also known as a Non-Maskable Interrupt

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* GroinAttack: Also known as a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-maskable_interrupt Non-Maskable InterruptInterrupt]].
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