History Literature / AlcatrazSeries

* AffablyEvil: She Who Must Not Be Named actually makes great chocolate chip cookies when she's not plotting the downfall of her enemies.

* PaintingTheFourthWall

* MakingASpctacleOfYourself: Sometimes it seems like the cooler a Lens is, the more ''un''cool it ''looks''.

* TheLibraryOfBabel: The Library of Alexandria is a massive dungeon like place with almost every book in the world, however it is run by undead librarians that try to steal your sould.

* MakingASpctacleOfYourself: Sometimes it seems like the cooler a Lens is, the more ''un''cool it looks.

** I quote a dinosaur saying "Honestly, claiming that [[JurassicPark velociraptors were the smarted dinosaurs]]. I knew a velociraptor in college, and he failed chemistry!"

* EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks: Especially chain-saw wielding sharks.
* EyeBeams: Any Oculatory lens with -Bringer's in the name (e.g. Firebringer's Lenses, Frostbringer's Lenses, etc).

* ActionGirl: Bastille is a perfect example of this, though I'm not sure I would use this term to her face.

* ChekhovsGun: Not only is the trope played straight a number of times, I explicitly mention it in the second book, and reference it again in the fourth (although that time I was talking about Chekhov's Blue Teddy Bear).
* CheerfulChild: Aydee Smedry

* DeathByNewberyMedal: This trope isn't used, so much as it's repeatedly mocked.

* DestructiveSaviour plus NiceJobBreakingItHero plus PersonOfMassDestruction: Hey, I did say I was good at breaking things. [[spoiler: This comes into sharp focus at the end of the fourth book.]]

* TheDitz: Australia Smedry

* EccentricMentor: Grandpa Smedry

* EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks

* InMediasRes, or maybe an ActionPrologue: The opening of the first book.

* TheLibraryOfBabel: The Library of Alexandria
* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: I, Alcatraz, wrote these books. I also wrote this article. The reason the book is attributed to BrandonSanderson and this article is attributed to others is because otherwise the Evil Librarians would catch on and erase everything.
* [[LukeIAmYourFather Alcatraz, she is your mother.]]

* SpeakOfTheDevil: Subverted with She Who Cannot Be Named. She isn't called that because it summons her or because her name has become a curse upon the world, but because [[TheUnpronounceable few people can pronounce her real name]]

-->''So there I was...''

Also, I would really like it if you don't confuse this with TheAlcatraz. Or ''{{Series/Alcatraz''}}'', for that matter

Also, I would really like it if you don't confuse this with TheAlcatraz. Or {{Series/''Alcatraz''}}, for that matter

Also, I would really like it if you don't confuse this with TheAlcatraz.

Also, I would really like it if you don't confuse this with TheAlcatraz or {{Series/Alcatraz}}.

Also, I would really like it if you don't confuse this with TheAlcatraz or [[Series/ Alcatraz]].

Also, I would really like it if you don't confuse this with TheAlcatrazor [[Series/Alcatraz]].

Also, I would really like it if you don't confuse this with TheAlcatraz.

* AuthorFilibuster: More like narrator filibuster. I frequently break the action to say various random things that may or may not relate to the story. For example: "Blah, blah, sacrifice, altars, daggers, sharks. Blah, blah, something pretentious. Blah, blah, rutabaga. Blah, blah, something that makes no sense whatsoever. Now, back to the story."

* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: I quote Kazan using "Rocky Mountain oysters" as an expletive. While this doesn't seem to go with his use of nuts as curses throughout the rest of the book, some people may realize that Rocky Mountain oysters refer to an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters entirely different type of nut]].

* StunGuns: Both the Librarians and the Free Kingdoms have weapons that can put their targets into a coma for an indefinite amount of time. The cure for each is a secret that is not know, to the opposing side, meaning, for example those that are put into a coma by Librarian weapons can only be revived by one of the few Librarians entrusted with the cure. While these weapons do reduce the death rates for warfare between Librarians and the Free Kingdoms, they don't result in complete NonLethalWarfare, as a lot of other weapons, like swords, don't have a non-lethal setting.

* {{Foreshadowing}}: You'll notice that I often mention ideas I'm going to explain latter in the book. Sometimes I do this because it makes nice foreshadowing. Other times, I'm just trying to annoy you. I'll let you decide which is which.

* ActionGirl - Bastille is a perfect example of this, though I'm not sure I would use this term to her face.

* AuthorFilibuster - More like narrator filibuster. I frequently break the action to say various random things that may or may not relate to the story. For example: "Blah, blah, sacrifice, altars, daggers, sharks. Blah, blah, something pretentious. Blah, blah, rutabaga. Blah, blah, something that makes no sense whatsoever. Now, back to the story."
* BlatantLies - Just about everything Librarians tell you. Physics, for example. And Napoleon. And, well... okay. Some of my narration isn't entirely accurate. Admit it, though. You totally thought I was a fish.
* BlackMagic - Dark Oculary
* BlessedWithSuck or CursedWithAwesome- All the Smedry Talents contain elements of both, to one degree or another.

* CatsAreMean - [[CuteKitten Kittens are cute]] so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens.

* ChekhovsGun - Not only is the trope played straight a number of times, I explicitly mention it in the second book, and reference it again in the fourth (although that time I was talking about Chekhov's Blue Teddy Bear).
* CheerfulChild - Aydee Smedry
* CoolAirship, or maybe CoolPlane - The Dragonaut isn't technically an airplane that uses jet engines or an airship that uses oversize balloons to fly, but it is cool and it flies, and there isn't a trope for "Cool Silimatic Flying Glass Dragon" so I had to put this somewhere.
* ContractualImmortality or perhaps ForegoneConclusion - Will Alcatraz Smedry be sacrificed by Evil Librarians? Will he be killed by a Dark Occultor? Will he die when he breaks his own flying dragon ship? Will he be killed in the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them? Of course not, because I'm still alive to tell the story. The suspense comes from finding out out I overcome obstacles and whether or not anyone else dies. [[spoiler: Of course, Bastille totally dies at the end of book 2.]]
* DeathByNewberyMedal - This trope isn't used, so much as it's repeatedly mocked.
* DepartmentOfChildDisservices - My child services worker was always telling me how useless I was. [[spoiler: Turns out she was my mother. I know, great parents I have, right.]]
* DestructiveSaviour plus NiceJobBreakingItHero plus PersonOfMassDestruction - Hey, I did say I was good at breaking things. [[spoiler: This comes into sharp focus at the end of the fourth book.]]
* DiscussedTrope - Sometimes the characters will discuss a trope, but more often I explicitly describe what tropes or {{Narrative Device}}s I'm using in my capacity as narrator.
* TheDitz - Australia Smedry
* DungeonCrawling - Every time we infiltrate a library, ranging from a typical American local library to the Library of Alexandria. Complete with traps, monsters and villains.
* EccentricMentor - Grandpa Smedry
* ElegantWeaponForAMoreCivilizedAge - The [[CoolSword crystal swords]] used by the Knights of Crystallia.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs - Er, actually, dinosaurs are a bit annoying. They ''can'' be useful if you want to cause a distraction in a library, though.

* KidHero - Alcatraz Smedry, though I'm not nearly as heroic as people think I am.
* FirstPersonSmartass - You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
* {{Foreshadowing}}- You'll notice that I often mention ideas I'm going to explain latter in the book. Sometimes I do this because it makes nice foreshadowing. Other times, I'm just trying to annoy you. I'll let you decide which is which.
* FunctionalMagic - Even when the Free Kingdomers call it Silimatic Technology.
* GogglesDoSomethingUnusual - Oculators use lenses that have a variety of powers. Each type of lens has its own function. These include tracking lenses, lenses that shoot laser beams, lenses that generate whirlwinds, etc.
* HeroicSacrifice - [[spoiler: Bastille dies at the end of book two, which you probably didn't want to know, so that's why I'm putting it behind a spoiler tag.[[hottip:*:Fooled you, haha! Of course she doesn't die, she's standing right over my shoulder as I type this. But that's what you get for reading spoilers!]]]]
* HiddenAgendaVillain - Not even the other Librarians seem sure what Ms. Fletcher is up to. But I usually assume it's nothing good. [[spoiler: Finding out she's my mother, Shasta Smedry just makes her mysterious motives ''harder'' to deal with.]]
* HumongousMecha - The Evil Librarians have giant robots (and ro''bats''. Yes. Really.) as part of their arsenal. Bastille claims they are AwesomeButImpractical, but they still pose a real threat in ''Alcatraz Versus the Shattered Lens''
* HumanSacrifice - So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians...
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy - Inverted. The Librarian minions can generally shoot just fine. It's just that Smedry Talents can make them almost [[ImmuneToBullets impossible to hit.]] For example, Grandpa Smedry is always late to where the bullets are going to be, and guns tend to break when fired at me.
* InMediasRes, or maybe an ActionPrologue - The opening of the first book.
* InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons - Of course, OurDragonsAreDifferent. For example, the Dragonaut is a dragon shaped flying ship, with six wings, and six legs. Oh, and it's made of glass, of course.
* ItRunsInTheFamily - "A family full of eccentric, weird and sometimes insane relatives..." Yeah, that sounds like mine. We're especially noted for our recklessness, which annoys Bastille no end.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall - Because I do all my narration in first person, and I'm the main character in the book, there's no fourth wall for me. Sometimes, even within the dialogue, I'll makes a reference to how the events of the story would appear if I wrote them as my memoirs.
* LemonyNarrator - though I really prefer macaroni and cheese.

* TheLibraryOfBabel - The Library of Alexandria
* LiteraryAgentHypothesis - I, Alcatraz, wrote these books. I also wrote this article. The reason the book is attributed to BrandonSanderson and this article is attributed to others is because otherwise the Evil Librarians would catch on and erase everything.

* {{Magitek}} - Silimatic technology might be considered either this or MagicFromTechnology. Just don't let a Free Kingdomer hear you call it "magic."
* {{Masquerade}} - The Hushlands are controlled by Evil Librarians who use their control of information to teach all sorts of lies about history, economics, geography, physics, etc. The Free Kingdoms are continents that have not yet been conquered by the Evil Librarians, so they don't even appear on Librarian-approved maps. For example, one of the Free Kingdoms is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You didn't really think there was nothing but water and tiny islands in all that space, did you?
* MediumAwareness - Not so much in the first few books, but MediumAwareness starts showing up a lot in the ''Alcatraz Versus the Shattered Lens''. For example, characters would refer to the "last chapter" or say that a trip took several chapters to complete. Of course, the fourth book is bizarre even by the standards of this series and this could be in large part because of [[UnreliableNarrator my sterling narration]].
* MetaFiction - By the bucketful. For example, I constantly comment on my own NarrativeDevices, usually as a way to convince you all how ''un''heroic I am.
* {{Muggles}} - Hushlanders.
* MuggleFosterParents - I went through dozens of sets of MuggleFosterParents. None of them would keep me for long because of my unfortunate tendency to break their most valued possessions.
* MyLittlePanzer - Teddy bears that [[spoiler: double as hand grenades.]]
* NoodleIncident - There is a story I could tell you about that, but as it involves [[NoodleImplements egg beaters]], it is not appropriate for young people.
* OtherStockPhrases - "So, there I was..." is the opening for every book in the series.

* ParentalAbandonment - I grew up thinking I was an orphan, only to eventually find out that [[spoiler: both my parents are WellIntentionedExtremist types: one of them fighting for my enemies, and the other one pursuing a plan that might inadvertently destroy the world. Also, neither have much in the way of parental skills.]]
* PinkIsForSissies - While the dragon shaped flying glass ship was awesome, I was not very happy about having to travel in the pink butterfly shaped glass ship. You'd think they could have found something more masculine.
* QuintessentialBritishGentleman - As everyone knows, all British are refined, calm, and well mannered, even if they are a bunch of dinosaurs.
* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething - The Smedry family, although we're technically not royal, just highly-ranked nobility.
* RuleOfFunny - My books aren't written to be funny. The reason they include all sorts of seemingly bizarre things is because that is what the world is really like. It is only because of Librarian Lies that you find dinosaurs with British accents funny instead of normal (if extremely annoying).
* ScaryLibrarian - Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.

* SpeakOfTheDevil - Subverted with She Who Cannot Be Named. She isn't called that because it summons her or because her name has become a cruse upon the world, but because [[TheUnpronounceable few people can pronounce her real name]]
* StunGuns - Both the Librarians and the Free Kingdoms have weapons that can put their targets into a coma for an indefinite amount of time. The cure for each is a secret that is not know, to the opposing side, meaning, for example those that are put into a coma by Librarian weapons can only be revived by one of the few Librarians entrusted with the cure. While these weapons do reduce the death rates for warfare between Librarians and the Free Kingdoms, they don't result in complete NonLethalWarfare, as a lot of other weapons, like swords, don't have a non-lethal setting.
* TalkativeLoon - Quentin, one of my cousins, has the power to say utter nonsense. It makes him an excellent spy, since he can arrange to be literally unable to reveal information no matter the torture without actually having to kill himself.

* ThisIsReality - When people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read "fantasy," because you prefer stories that are real. Then come back here and continue your research on the cult of evil Librarians who secretly rule the world.
* TranslatorMicrobes - [[spoiler: The Translator's Lens allows the user to translate any written or spoken language - even the Forgotten Language.]]
* UnreliableNarrator - IResembleThatRemark!
* UnusualEuphemism - Shattering Glass!

* WalkingTechBane - Not just technology but pretty much everything. I even broke a chicken once. It's not just me; Smedry Talents in general tend to be particularly effective against Hushlander technology.

* BlackMagic - Dark Occulatory

* CoolAirship, or maybe CoolPlane - The Dragonnaut isn't technically an airplane that uses jet engines or an airship that uses oversize balloons to fly, but it is cool and it flies, and there isn't a trope for "Cool Silimatic Flying Glass Dragon" so I had to put this somewhere.

* GogglesDoSomethingUnusual - Occulators use lenses that have a variety of powers. Each type of lens has its own function. These include tracking lenses, lenses that shoot laser beams, lenses that generate whirlwinds, etc.

* InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons - Of course, OurDragonsAreDifferent. For example, the Dragonnaut is a dragon shaped flying ship, with six wings, and six legs. Oh, and it's made of glass, of course.

* LethalJokeCharacter: Literally ''everyone'' with a Smedry Talent. For instance, Grandpa Leavenworth has a Talent for being late, and makes himself virtually invincible by doing things like arriving late to a spot that someone's shooting at, and my cousin Australia can be a MasterOfDisguise using her Talent for waking up ugly.

* CatsAreMean - [[EverythingsCuterWithKittens Kittens are cute]] so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens.

This series is not written by BrandonSanderson. I know, that's what it says on the cover, but CoversAlwaysLie. I'm Alcatraz Smedry, and I'm the real author of this series. I always tell the truth. Except when I lie. The reason it says "Brandon Sanderson" on the cover is because otherwise the Librarians would never allow it to be published. Brandon Sanderson has agreed to use his name as a cover for these series. He also writes a lot of his own books, but they are mostly a bunch of made-up fantasy stories about [[MistBorn mist]], [[TheStormlightArchive storms]], [[TheWheelOfTime wheels]] and other such [[{{Elantris}} silly]] [[{{Warbreaker}} stuff]]. I've taken a look at some of his books, and most of them are really long, really big, and would make for a good {{Doorstopper}}, or maybe a blunt weapon.

** "I hadn't forgotten how [[spoiler: my mother]]'d given Himalaya up to be executed, nor how she'd sold me [[spoiler: her own son]] to Blackburn, the one-eyed Oculator. [[WheelOfTime Or how she killed Asmodean"]].