History JustForFun / WhyYouShouldDestroyThePlanetEarth

4th Apr '18 6:40:36 PM 313Bluestreak
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## Because [[NietzscheWannabe life is meaningless, morality a sham and love, hope and dreams are illusions of a deluded mind!]] Therefore the only worthwhile purpose left is to destroy everything and [[SuicidalCosmicTemperTantrum put an end to the pointless suffering that is existence!]]

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## Because [[NietzscheWannabe [[StrawNihilist life is meaningless, morality a sham and love, hope and dreams are illusions of a deluded mind!]] Therefore the only worthwhile purpose left is to destroy everything and [[SuicidalCosmicTemperTantrum put an end to the pointless suffering that is existence!]]


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## Because you got a [[MinorInjuryOverreaction paper cut]].
## Because you [[SpoiledBrat never get what you want.]]
4th Jan '18 6:30:00 PM nombretomado
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So you're an aspiring OmnicidalManiac, [[HowToInvadeAnAlienPlanet alien invader]], or plain old disgruntled MadScientist or EvilSorcerer and want to destroy the planet Earth, or at least KillAllHumans? Good for you! However, to avoid being a gauche GenericDoomsdayVillain, why not get yourself a proper motivation to destroy humanity from among the items on this list?

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So you're an aspiring OmnicidalManiac, [[HowToInvadeAnAlienPlanet [[JustForFun/HowToInvadeAnAlienPlanet alien invader]], or plain old disgruntled MadScientist or EvilSorcerer and want to destroy the planet Earth, or at least KillAllHumans? Good for you! However, to avoid being a gauche GenericDoomsdayVillain, why not get yourself a proper motivation to destroy humanity from among the items on this list?
5th Dec '17 5:34:41 AM SomethingRandom113
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## [[BlatantLies "Earth? No, I've never heard of this 'Earth'. Mars has always been between two asteroid belts."]]
18th Jun '17 4:48:04 AM justanid
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* ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20090420151832/http://talisiorder.ca/worldbuilding/alienguide.php Aliens' Guide to the Conquest of Humanity]]''
18th Jun '17 4:46:36 AM justanid
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* qntm.org has [[http://qntm.org/?why such a list]].

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* qntm.org has [[http://qntm.''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20090420151832/http://talisiorder.ca/worldbuilding/alienguide.php Aliens' Guide to the Conquest of Humanity]]''
* ''[[http://qntm.
org/?why such a list]].Why destroy the Earth?]]''
14th May '17 5:19:23 PM nombretomado
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## Because your ten thousand year old empire cannot tolerate any [[{{Traveller}} other race learning the secret of interstellar travel and forming an empire of its own]].
## Because your millennia-old society cannot tolerate any [[{{Series/DoctorWho}} other race learning the secret of time travel and forming an empire of its own]].

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## Because your ten thousand year old empire cannot tolerate any [[{{Traveller}} [[TabletopGame/{{Traveller}} other race learning the secret of interstellar travel and forming an empire of its own]].
## Because your millennia-old society cannot tolerate any [[{{Series/DoctorWho}} [[Series/DoctorWho other race learning the secret of time travel and forming an empire of its own]].
13th May '17 5:11:47 PM nombretomado
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## [[{{Starcraft}} Their planet is contaminated by another alien species]].

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## [[{{Starcraft}} [[VideoGame/StarCraft Their planet is contaminated by another alien species]].
15th Mar '17 6:27:57 PM Phys101
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## Humans are destroying the planet Earth's ecosystem, so [[KillAllHumans killing all humans]] will [[GreenAesop save the planet]]... oh wait, if you destroy the planet, it will also destroy the ecosystem. Well, at least they won't be able to spread like weeds throughout the galaxy, doing unto countless other ecosystems as they've already done to, say, certain parts of New Jersey.

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## Humans are destroying the planet Earth's ecosystem, so [[KillAllHumans killing all humans]] will [[GreenAesop save the planet]]... [[FridgeLogic oh wait, wait]], if you destroy the planet, it will also destroy the ecosystem. Well, at least they won't be able to spread like weeds throughout the galaxy, doing unto countless other ecosystems as they've already done to, say, certain parts of New Jersey.


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## [[LogicalFallacies To prevent them from destroying the earth.]]
22nd Aug '16 2:00:59 PM BountyBeast
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->'''Henchman''':'' Wait I thought we were [[TakeOverTheWorld conquering]] Earth!''
->'''Mastermind''':'' Destroying is conquering. It's true - I looked it up.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/{{Mastermind}}''': World Conqueror

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->'''Henchman''':'' Wait ->'''Minion''':'' Did you say "destroy the planet"? Because I thought we were [[TakeOverTheWorld conquering]] Earth!''
conquering it]]!''
->'''Mastermind''':'' Destroying is ''is'' conquering. It's true - true, I looked it up.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/{{Mastermind}}''': '''[[VideoGame/MastermindWorldConqueror World Conqueror
Conqueror]]'''
29th Jul '16 4:11:07 PM ScorpiusOB1
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## Because you want the many precious resources ''very'' deep within it, reachable only with an EarthShatteringKaboom (and, hey, AsteroidMining lacks the coolness of a planet blowing up apart.)

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## Because you want the many precious resources ''very'' deep within it, reachable only with an EarthShatteringKaboom (and, hey, AsteroidMining lacks the coolness glamour of a planet blowing being blown up apart.)
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