History JustForFun / WhyYouShouldDestroyThePlanetEarth

22nd Aug '16 2:00:59 PM BountyBeast
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->'''Henchman''':'' Wait I thought we were [[TakeOverTheWorld conquering]] Earth!''
->'''Mastermind''':'' Destroying is conquering. It's true - I looked it up.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/{{Mastermind}}''': World Conqueror

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->'''Henchman''':'' Wait ->'''Minion''':'' Did you say "destroy the planet"? Because I thought we were [[TakeOverTheWorld conquering]] Earth!''
conquering it]]!''
->'''Mastermind''':'' Destroying is ''is'' conquering. It's true - true, I looked it up.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/{{Mastermind}}''': '''[[VideoGame/MastermindWorldConqueror World Conqueror
Conqueror]]'''
29th Jul '16 4:11:07 PM ScorpiusOB1
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## Because you want the many precious resources ''very'' deep within it, reachable only with an EarthShatteringKaboom (and, hey, AsteroidMining lacks the coolness of a planet blowing up apart.)

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## Because you want the many precious resources ''very'' deep within it, reachable only with an EarthShatteringKaboom (and, hey, AsteroidMining lacks the coolness glamour of a planet blowing being blown up apart.)
29th Jul '16 3:48:14 PM ScorpiusOB1
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## Because you want the many precious resources ''very'' deep within it, reachable only with an EarthShatteringKaboom (and, hey, AsteroidMining lacks the coolness of a planet blowing up apart.)
20th Dec '15 4:43:05 PM nombretomado
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## Because {{God}} [[TheSilmarillion made you share authority over earth with others]].

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## Because {{God}} [[TheSilmarillion [[Literature/TheSilmarillion made you share authority over earth with others]].
17th Dec '15 11:47:00 AM erforce
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## [[Film/AlienVsPredator Because the aliens you planted on the planet eons ago have escaped]], so [[GoneHorriblyWrong kill them before they can spread any further]].

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## [[Film/AlienVsPredator [[Film/AVPAlienVsPredator Because the aliens you planted on the planet eons ago have escaped]], so [[GoneHorriblyWrong kill them before they can spread any further]].
24th Sep '15 9:23:50 PM Getheren
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## Humans are destroying the planet Earth's ecosystem, so [[KillAllHumans killing all humans]] will [[GreenAesop save the planet]]... oh wait, if you destroy the planet, it will also destroy the ecosystem. Well, at least they won't be able to spread like weeds throughout the galaxy, ruining countless other ecosystems.

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## Humans are destroying the planet Earth's ecosystem, so [[KillAllHumans killing all humans]] will [[GreenAesop save the planet]]... oh wait, if you destroy the planet, it will also destroy the ecosystem. Well, at least they won't be able to spread like weeds throughout the galaxy, ruining doing unto countless other ecosystems.ecosystems as they've already done to, say, certain parts of New Jersey.
2nd Jul '15 4:45:41 PM nombretomado
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## In fact, they [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters enslaved]] your [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined robotic]]/[[VideoGame/StarControl genetic]] ancestors [[CreatingLife after creating them.]]

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## In fact, they [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters enslaved]] your [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 robotic]]/[[VideoGame/StarControl genetic]] ancestors [[CreatingLife after creating them.]]
16th May '15 10:39:17 PM MechWarrior
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## Because [[KatamariDamacy you had too much to drink]]. Admit it, already!

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## Because [[KatamariDamacy [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy you had too much to drink]]. Admit it, already!
16th May '15 10:36:47 PM MechWarrior
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## Still another human [[TheChildrenOfHurin killed seventy of your trolls and then insulted you when you interrogated him.]] They're [[HumansAreWarriors a menace!]]

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## Still another human [[TheChildrenOfHurin [[Literature/TheChildrenOfHurin killed seventy of your trolls and then insulted you when you interrogated him.]] They're [[HumansAreWarriors a menace!]]



## Because humans are [[HumansAreCthulhu Just Plain Weird!]]

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## Because humans are [[HumansAreCthulhu Just Plain Weird!]]just plain weird!]]
6th May '15 6:05:22 PM yunatwilight
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## Because your millennia-old society cannot tolerate any [[{{Series/DoctorWho}} other race learning the secret of time travel and forming an empire of its own]].
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