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* '''''VideoGame/Gundam0079TheWarForEarth''''' was a [[FMVGame full motion video game]] attempting to bring the ''Franchise/{{Gundam}}'' franchise out of [[NoExportForYou its Japan-only status]] throughout most of the 1990's and bring new success for Gundam in North America. Unfortunately, while its full motion technology might have looked great for its time (primarily with the mobile suits), every other aspect of the game was a confusing, sloppy mess that ruined any potential enjoyability. If you ignore some of the weird translation errors in the story (like the Principality of Zeon being the Duchie of Zeon (pronounced as John), Char's name being Shar, and Zakus being Zacks) and the CanonDiscontinuity story being put in small [[WallOfText Walls of Text]], the game centers on an arrogant driver (that the game subtly mocked itself early on in a brief moment of SelfDeprecation) entering a military base out of impatience before suddenly being forced into acting as a new Gundam pilot and a confusing set-up that the game expects you to get immediately with its controls. While the game can be beaten in a half-hour if you know what you're doing, even experienced gamers like Rerez [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrmsx3S6w4 can struggle for a half-hour (or longer)]] just trying to figure out how to get out of the intro cutscene alone! Reasons why most people usually struggle with it include strange symbols representing the actions you're supposed to do[[note]]like four small diamonds representing movement, a lightning bolt meaning attack, a coffin being a shield, and an actual shield being an interact button[[/note]], hitting the right button not always working properly, unskippable cutscenes, and the fact that they don't tell you what each button does until you already know how to enter the Gundam itself via TrialAndErrorGameplay, including a FailureIsTheOnlyOption moment that needs to be lost in a proper manner. And boy, does this game ''love'' using trial-and-error gameplay to ludicrous degrees[[note]]one part has you lose if you don't pick up a badge in a brief second and a half[[/note]], with the method to save your gameplay also being awkward to do in a proper manner. Combine all that with inconsistent results for certain actions[[note]]shielding can survive a nuclear reaction, but fails to handle enemy fire properly[[/note]], a maze section that's awkward to figure out without dying, awkward cuts in cutscenes ("[[AccidentalInnuendo Try taking out the cock-!]]"), an anticlimactic final boss fight ending on a SequelHook cliffhanger, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the fact that it was one of those rare games released on the]] [[Horrible/VideoGamesOther Apple Pippen]], and it's no wonder why this was the only Gundam game ever made by a North American developer and that they never truly bothered with the live-action angle for the series moving forward. Seriously, you're much better off watching the original ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam'' anime instead if you want a better understanding of the Gundam story it's trying to tell you.

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* '''''VideoGame/Gundam0079TheWarForEarth''''' was a [[FMVGame full motion video game]] attempting to bring the ''Franchise/{{Gundam}}'' franchise out of [[NoExportForYou its the Japan-only status]] it had throughout most of the 1990's and bring new success for Gundam in North America. Unfortunately, while its full motion technology might have looked great for its time (primarily with the mobile suits), every other aspect of the game was a confusing, sloppy mess that ruined any potential enjoyability. If you ignore some of the weird translation errors in the story (like the Principality of Zeon being the Duchie of Zeon (pronounced as John), Char's name being Shar, and Zakus being Zacks) and the CanonDiscontinuity story being put in small [[WallOfText Walls of Text]], the game centers on an arrogant driver (that the game subtly mocked itself early on in a brief moment of SelfDeprecation) entering a military base out of impatience before suddenly being forced into acting as a new Gundam pilot and a confusing set-up that the game expects you to get immediately with its controls. While the game can be beaten in a half-hour if you know what you're doing, even experienced gamers like Rerez [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrmsx3S6w4 can struggle for a half-hour (or longer)]] just trying to figure out how to get out of the intro cutscene alone! Reasons why most people usually struggle with it include strange symbols representing the actions you're supposed to do[[note]]like four small diamonds representing movement, a lightning bolt meaning attack, a coffin being a shield, and an actual shield being an interact button[[/note]], hitting the right button not always working properly, unskippable cutscenes, and the fact that they don't tell you what each button does until you already know how to enter the Gundam itself via TrialAndErrorGameplay, including a FailureIsTheOnlyOption moment that needs to be lost in a proper manner. And boy, does this game ''love'' using trial-and-error gameplay to ludicrous degrees[[note]]one part has you lose if you don't pick up a badge in a brief second and a half[[/note]], with the method to save your gameplay also being awkward to do in a proper manner. Combine all that with inconsistent results for certain actions[[note]]shielding can survive a nuclear reaction, but fails to handle enemy fire properly[[/note]], a maze section that's awkward to figure out without dying, awkward cuts in cutscenes ("[[AccidentalInnuendo Try taking out the cock-!]]"), an anticlimactic final boss fight ending on a SequelHook cliffhanger, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the fact that it was one of those rare games released on the]] [[Horrible/VideoGamesOther Apple Pippen]], and it's no wonder why this was the only Gundam game ever made by a North American developer and that they never truly bothered with the live-action angle for the series moving forward. Seriously, you're much better off watching the original ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam'' anime instead if you want a better understanding of the Gundam story it's trying to tell you.
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* '''''Anime/DragonBallGT: Final Bout''''' is one of the rarest [=PlayStation=] titles released outside of Japan, having come out before ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' became popular overseas and thus only getting a limited print run. Once ''DBZ'' aired on Toonami and took the West by storm, demand for the game increased to such a degree that online sellers could command prices of a few hundred dollars for a copy, and by the time ''GT'' began airing in the States demand got so high that it was given an official re-release in 2004, a full decade after the console's release in Japan. Sadly, the game was hardly worth the MSRP: it was plagued with unresponsive controls, spastic character animations, an uncooperative camera, an overall lack of moves and variety among the playable characters, and such horrendous dubbed voice acting that, even with a cast of established West Coast-based voice actors, not even Creator/SteveBlum's portrayal as Goku is salvageable ([[CreatorBacklash and he'll be the first to admit as much]]). [[LetsPlay/SuperGamingBros The Super Gaming Bros]] try to suffer through it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPHLAnm8bg here.]]

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* '''''Anime/DragonBallGT: Final Bout''''' is one of the rarest [=PlayStation=] titles released outside of Japan, having come out before ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' became popular overseas and thus only getting a limited print run. Once ''DBZ'' aired on Toonami and took the West by storm, demand for the game increased to such a degree that online sellers could command prices of a few hundred dollars for a copy, and by the time ''GT'' began airing in the States demand got so high that it was given an official re-release in 2004, a full decade after the console's release in Japan. Sadly, the game was hardly worth the MSRP: it was plagued with unresponsive controls, spastic character animations, an uncooperative camera, an overall lack of moves and variety among the playable characters, sluggish game feel, and such horrendous dubbed voice acting that, even with a cast of established West Coast-based voice actors, not even Creator/SteveBlum's portrayal as Goku is salvageable ([[CreatorBacklash and he'll be the first to admit as much]]). [[LetsPlay/SuperGamingBros The Super Gaming Bros]] try to suffer through it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPHLAnm8bg here.]]]] WebVideo/MattMcMuscles also threw it in the ring for the title of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyFoWftIDXg The Worst Fighting Game]], and concluded that it ''just barely'' fell short of dethroning the then-current "champion" ''Iron & Blood: Warriors of Ravenloft'', the ''Dragon Ball'' license alone being its one redeeming value.
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* ''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}'' has had a number of video games released over the years. Some, such as the SNES and Game Boy Color releases, are [[SoOkayItsAverage perfectly adequate]]. Others, such as the action arcade[=/=]Dreamcast title ''Spawn: In the Demon's Hand'' and the ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' clone ''Spawn: Armageddon'', are [[SugarWiki/NoProblemWithLicensedGames actually really good]]. And then there's '''''Spawn: The Eternal''''' on the Platform/PlayStation, which is [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames complete and utter crap]]. The graphics are ugly, the ''Franchise/TombRaider''-esque puzzle-solving is obtuse, the platforming segments are an exercise in torture that the Violator would delight in inflicting, and the combat plays like a very poor man's ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' (which is now HilariousInHindsight, given that Spawn is a GuestFighter in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''). As one last insult to injury, the player doesn't even get to fight the BigBad Malebogia as the final boss ([[CutsceneBoss even though the ending cutscene still shows Spawn slaying him]]). Neither [[https://www.ign.com/articles/1997/12/10/spawn-the-eternal IGN]], nor [[https://www.gamespot.com/spawn-the-eternal/reviews/spawn-the-eternal-review-2546067/ Gamespot]], nor the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU had anything positive to say about it]].

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* ''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}'' has had a number of video games released over the years. Some, such as the SNES and Game Boy Color releases, are [[SoOkayItsAverage perfectly adequate]]. Others, such as the action arcade[=/=]Dreamcast title ''Spawn: In the Demon's Hand'' and the ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' clone ''Spawn: Armageddon'', are [[SugarWiki/NoProblemWithLicensedGames actually really good]]. And then there's '''''Spawn: The Eternal''''' on the Platform/PlayStation, which is [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames complete and utter crap]]. The graphics are ugly, the ''Franchise/TombRaider''-esque puzzle-solving is obtuse, the platforming segments are an exercise in torture that the Violator would delight in inflicting, and the combat plays like a very poor man's ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' (which is now HilariousInHindsight, given that Spawn is a GuestFighter in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''). As one last insult to injury, the player doesn't even get to fight the BigBad Malebogia as the final boss ([[CutsceneBoss even though the ending cutscene still shows Spawn slaying him]]). Neither [[https://www.ign.com/articles/1997/12/10/spawn-the-eternal IGN]], nor [[https://www.gamespot.com/spawn-the-eternal/reviews/spawn-the-eternal-review-2546067/ Gamespot]], nor the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU had anything positive to say about it]].
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* '''''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}''''' has had a number of video games released over the years. Some, such as the SNES and Game Boy Color releases, are [[SoOkayItsAverage perfectly adequate]]. Others, such as the action arcade[=/=]Dreamcast title ''Spawn: In the Demon's Hand'' and the ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' clone ''Spawn: Armageddon'', are [[SugarWiki/NoProblemWithLicensedGames actually really good]]. And then there's '''''Spawn: The Eternal''''' on the Platform/PlayStation, which is [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames complete and utter crap]]. The graphics are ugly, the ''Franchise/TombRaider''-esque puzzle-solving is obtuse, the platforming segments are an exercise in torture that the Violator would delight in inflicting, and the combat plays like a very poor man's ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' (which is now HilariousInHindsight, given that Spawn is a GuestFighter in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''). As one last insult to injury, the player doesn't even get to fight the BigBad Malebogia as the final boss ([[CutsceneBoss even though the ending cutscene still shows Spawn slaying him]]). Neither [[https://www.ign.com/articles/1997/12/10/spawn-the-eternal IGN]], nor [[https://www.gamespot.com/spawn-the-eternal/reviews/spawn-the-eternal-review-2546067/ Gamespot]], nor the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU had anything positive to say about it]].

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* '''''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}''''' ''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}'' has had a number of video games released over the years. Some, such as the SNES and Game Boy Color releases, are [[SoOkayItsAverage perfectly adequate]]. Others, such as the action arcade[=/=]Dreamcast title ''Spawn: In the Demon's Hand'' and the ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' clone ''Spawn: Armageddon'', are [[SugarWiki/NoProblemWithLicensedGames actually really good]]. And then there's '''''Spawn: The Eternal''''' on the Platform/PlayStation, which is [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames complete and utter crap]]. The graphics are ugly, the ''Franchise/TombRaider''-esque puzzle-solving is obtuse, the platforming segments are an exercise in torture that the Violator would delight in inflicting, and the combat plays like a very poor man's ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' (which is now HilariousInHindsight, given that Spawn is a GuestFighter in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''). As one last insult to injury, the player doesn't even get to fight the BigBad Malebogia as the final boss ([[CutsceneBoss even though the ending cutscene still shows Spawn slaying him]]). Neither [[https://www.ign.com/articles/1997/12/10/spawn-the-eternal IGN]], nor [[https://www.gamespot.com/spawn-the-eternal/reviews/spawn-the-eternal-review-2546067/ Gamespot]], nor the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU had anything positive to say about it]].
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* '''''[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/egm02.htm Club Drive]]''''' for the Platform/AtariJaguar. For most of your missions in this game, you have to control an RC car and pick up glowing balls of string - something which has nothing to do with clubs and little to do with driving. The graphics are shoddy and the physics are incomprehensible to the point where it borders on ArtificialStupidity. In some instances, your car can levitate into the air and fly briefly. There's even an instance of FakeDifficulty to be found. In his review, where he names it the second-worst game of all time (behind only the ''E.T.'' game), Creator/{{Seanbaby}} speculates that the programmers of ''Club Drive'' "might have stolen their programming code from ''Dolphin Adventures in Tuna Nets''".

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* '''''[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/egm02.htm Club Drive]]''''' '''''Club Drive''''' for the Platform/AtariJaguar. For most of your missions in this game, you have to control an RC car and pick up glowing balls of string - -- something which has nothing to do with clubs and little to do with driving. The graphics are shoddy and the physics are incomprehensible to the point where it borders on ArtificialStupidity. In some instances, your car can levitate into the air and fly briefly. There's even an instance of FakeDifficulty to be found. In his review, where he names it Creator/{{Seanbaby}} [[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/egm02.htm named it]] the second-worst game of all time (behind only the ''E.T.'' game), Creator/{{Seanbaby}} speculates that the programmers of ''Club Drive'' "might have stolen their programming code from ''Dolphin Adventures in Tuna Nets''".behind ''VideoGame/ETTheExtraterrestrial''.
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* On paper, '''''VideoGame/UniversalStudiosThemeParkAdventure''''' for the {{Platform/Gamecube}} seems like a winning concept, presenting a series of mini-games themed around some of the most beloved films of all time, tied together under the guise of rides in a simulation of the real-life Ride/UniversalStudios. Sadly, the game is more likely to deter players from wanting to visit the real Universal. Navigating the park is a chore, since instead of a fully three-dimensional world, the park is represented through a series of still images with a fixed camera which doesn't follow your character or show where the boundaries for each screen are. It's not uncommon to move to another screen and not even be able to see your kid because of how far in the distance they are. Not helping matters is the game's bizarre decision to replicate some of the less desirable aspects of the theme park experience. You can't enter an attraction if the line is too long, which happens at random and only becomes more frequent the further you get into the game. One of the most consistent ways to get the points necessary to bypass the lines is to pick up and throw away trash polluting the park, which is hardly something anyone would want to do to have fun at a theme park. Things don't improve when you do finally make it to the rides, as the games within feature very little content, and tend to either drag on long after they've worn out their welcome, or suffer from poor controls that make them difficult to play properly. [[https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/universal-studios-theme-park-adventure-review/1900-2838080/ Gamespot]] gave the game a 3.5 in their review, finding the game too frustrating for kids, and too tedious for anyone else, while WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd features the game [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVf9-wEzGvc here]], where he unfavorably compares the ''E.T. Adventure'' minigame to its [[VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial Atari 2600 counterpart]].
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* The console/PC versions of ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings: The Fellowship of the Ring'' from Creator/VivendiUniversalGames based on the original novel (to keep Creator/ElectronicArts off their back) are [[SoOkayItsAverage nothing more to write home about]], but the '''Platform/GameBoyAdvance adaptation''' is nothing short of a PortingDisaster thanks to being [[ObviousBeta rife with glitches]] and [[GameBreakingBug broken beyond all salvageability]]. If a player wasn't careful, then by the midpoint of the game items essential to progress would simply vanish. There were [[UnintentionallyUnwinnable glitches that rendered the game impossible]] unless one knew how to get around them. There's even a spot where you need to save during a transition between scenes to keep the game from becoming {{Unwinnable}}.

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* The console/PC versions of ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings: The Fellowship of the Ring'' from Creator/VivendiUniversalGames based on the original novel (to keep Creator/ElectronicArts off their back) are [[SoOkayItsAverage [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames nothing more to write home about]], but the '''Platform/GameBoyAdvance adaptation''' is nothing short of a PortingDisaster thanks to being [[ObviousBeta rife with glitches]] and [[GameBreakingBug broken beyond all salvageability]]. If a player wasn't careful, then by the midpoint of the game items essential to progress would simply vanish. There were [[UnintentionallyUnwinnable glitches that rendered the game impossible]] unless one knew how to get around them. There's even a spot where you need to save during a transition between scenes to keep the game from becoming {{Unwinnable}}.
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* The console/PC versions of ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings: The Fellowship of the Ring'' from Creator/VivendiUniversalGames based on the original novel (to keep Creator/ElectronicArts off their back) are nothing more to write home about, but the ''Platform/GameBoyAdvance adaptation'' was [[ObviousBeta rife with glitches]] and [[GameBreakingBug broken beyond all salvageability]]. If a player wasn't careful, then by the midpoint of the game items essential to progress would simply vanish. There were [[UnintentionallyUnwinnable glitches that rendered the game impossible]] unless one knew how to get around them. There's even a spot where you need to save during a transition between scenes to keep the game from becoming {{Unwinnable}}.

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* The console/PC versions of ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings: The Fellowship of the Ring'' from Creator/VivendiUniversalGames based on the original novel (to keep Creator/ElectronicArts off their back) are [[SoOkayItsAverage nothing more to write home about, about]], but the ''Platform/GameBoyAdvance adaptation'' was '''Platform/GameBoyAdvance adaptation''' is nothing short of a PortingDisaster thanks to being [[ObviousBeta rife with glitches]] and [[GameBreakingBug broken beyond all salvageability]]. If a player wasn't careful, then by the midpoint of the game items essential to progress would simply vanish. There were [[UnintentionallyUnwinnable glitches that rendered the game impossible]] unless one knew how to get around them. There's even a spot where you need to save during a transition between scenes to keep the game from becoming {{Unwinnable}}.
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* '''''Cardinal Syn''''' was made by Kronos Digital Entertainment, of ''VideoGame/FearEffect'' fame -- and ''Criticom'' infamy. That should set your expectations right away. Released after their similarly-crappy (though not quite to the same extent as ''Criticom'') ''Dark Rife'' in what Gamecritics has referred to as the "Trilogy of Terror", it was developed simply so the company could keep its head above water long enough to develop the action survival-horror game they would be best known for. They attempted to use motion capture to create smoother character animations (done mostly in-house), but it still appears stiff and jittery -- a shame as the game's graphics are otherwise somewhat nice. The game tries to draw inspiration from ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Edge]]'', but where ''Soul Edge'' had depth hidden in its simplicity, ''Cardinal Syn'' is as shallow as a puddle in comparison to its contemporaries, and the magical special attacks are all very same-y (and limited by magic potions per fight). None of this is helped by controls that are sluggish, if not unresponsive, making combos needlessly difficult, and made potentially harder by weapons bouncing off of nearby walls. WebVideo/MattMcMuscles [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fFNaoUXlhw concluded]] that for all of its exceptional presentation (which he considers a step up from ''Iron & Blood''), it's just not a particularly fun game.

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* '''''Cardinal Syn''''' was made by Kronos Digital Entertainment, of ''VideoGame/FearEffect'' fame -- and ''Criticom'' ''VideoGame/{{Criticom}}'' infamy. That should set your expectations right away. Released after their similarly-crappy (though not quite to the same extent as ''Criticom'') ''Dark Rife'' Rift'' in what Gamecritics has referred to as the "Trilogy of Terror", it was developed simply so the company could keep its head above water long enough to develop the action survival-horror game they would be best known for. They attempted to use motion capture to create smoother character animations (done mostly in-house), but it still appears stiff and jittery -- a shame as the game's graphics are otherwise somewhat nice. The game tries to draw inspiration from ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Edge]]'', but where ''Soul Edge'' had depth hidden in its simplicity, ''Cardinal Syn'' is as shallow as a puddle in comparison to its contemporaries, and the magical special attacks are all very same-y (and limited by magic potions per fight). None of this is helped by controls that are sluggish, if not unresponsive, making combos needlessly difficult, and made potentially harder by weapons bouncing off of nearby walls. WebVideo/MattMcMuscles [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fFNaoUXlhw concluded]] that for all of its exceptional presentation (which he considers a step up from ''Iron & Blood''), it's just not a particularly fun game.
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* '''''Cardinal Syn''''' was made by Kronos Digital Entertainment, of ''VideoGame/FearEffect'' fame -- and ''Criticom'' infamy. That should set your expectations right away. Released after their similarly-crappy (though not quite to the same extent as ''Criticom'') ''Dark Rife'' in what Gamecritics has referred to as the "Trilogy of Terror", it was developed simply so the company could keep its head above water long enough to develop the action survival-horror game they would be best known for. They attempted to use motion capture to create smoother character animations (done mostly in-house), but it still appears stiff and jittery -- a shame as the game's graphics are otherwise somewhat nice. The game tries to draw inspiration from ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Edge]]'', but where ''Soul Edge'' had depth hidden in its simplicity, ''Cardinal Syn'' is as shallow as a puddle in comparison to its contemporaries, and the magical special attacks are all very same-y (and limited by magic potions per fight). None of this is helped by controls that are sluggish, if not unresponsive, making combos needlessly difficult, and made potentially harder by weapons bouncing off of nearby walls. WebVideo/MattMcMuscles concluded that for all of its exceptional presentation (which he considers a step up from ''Iron & Blood''), it's just not a particularly fun game.

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* '''''Cardinal Syn''''' was made by Kronos Digital Entertainment, of ''VideoGame/FearEffect'' fame -- and ''Criticom'' infamy. That should set your expectations right away. Released after their similarly-crappy (though not quite to the same extent as ''Criticom'') ''Dark Rife'' in what Gamecritics has referred to as the "Trilogy of Terror", it was developed simply so the company could keep its head above water long enough to develop the action survival-horror game they would be best known for. They attempted to use motion capture to create smoother character animations (done mostly in-house), but it still appears stiff and jittery -- a shame as the game's graphics are otherwise somewhat nice. The game tries to draw inspiration from ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Edge]]'', but where ''Soul Edge'' had depth hidden in its simplicity, ''Cardinal Syn'' is as shallow as a puddle in comparison to its contemporaries, and the magical special attacks are all very same-y (and limited by magic potions per fight). None of this is helped by controls that are sluggish, if not unresponsive, making combos needlessly difficult, and made potentially harder by weapons bouncing off of nearby walls. WebVideo/MattMcMuscles concluded [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fFNaoUXlhw concluded]] that for all of its exceptional presentation (which he considers a step up from ''Iron & Blood''), it's just not a particularly fun game.
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* '''''Cardinal Syn''''' was made by Kronos Digital Entertainment, of ''VideoGame/FearEffect'' fame -- and ''Criticom'' infamy. That should set your expectations right away. Released after their similarly-crappy (though not quite to the same extent as ''Criticom'') ''Dark Rife'' in what Gamecritics has referred to as the "Trilogy of Terror", it was developed simply so the company could keep its head above water long enough to develop the action survival-horror game they would be best known for. They attempted to use motion capture to create smoother character animations (done mostly in-house), but it still appears stiff and jittery -- a shame as the game's graphics are otherwise somewhat nice. The game tries to draw inspiration from ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Edge]]'', but where ''Soul Edge'' had depth hidden in its simplicity, ''Cardinal Syn'' is as shallow as a puddle in comparison to its contemporaries, and the magical special attacks are all very same-y (and limited by magic potions per fight). None of this is helped by controls that are sluggish, if not unresponsive, making combos needlessly difficult, and made potentially harder by weapons bouncing off of nearby walls. WebVideo/MattMcMuscles concluded that for all of its exceptional presentation (which he considers a step up from ''Iron & Blood''), it's just not a particularly fun game.
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* '''''Who Wants to Beat Up a Millionaire''''' is a game for PC and Platform/SegaDreamcast that purports itself as a parody of ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'', but fails on every conceivable level. Up to four players are given a question, and the first one to buzz in and answer correctly is given money and allowed some time to "beat up" a millionaire in a boxing minigame; after only a small handful of questions, the game ends. The game was panned by players and critics for its concept, both due to the ill-conceived mismatch of genres and due to its violence being seen as more horrifying than funny; not that the rest of the comedy--consisting of an annoying host who doesn't shut up--makes up for it. While the PC version has 2D cartoon graphics, the Dreamcast version uses 3D models that look much uglier, falling straight into the UnintentionalUncannyValley. Electronic Gaming Monthly rated the game a 1/10, PC Gamer gave the PC version a 15%, and Video Game Critic gave the Dreamcast version an F- and later [[https://videogamecritic.com/extras/themes/worst50-2.htm placed it third]] on his list of the worst video games of all time.
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* '''''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}''''' has had a number of video games released over the years. Some, such as the SNES and Game Boy Color releases, are [[SoOkayItsAverage perfectly adequate]]. Others, such as the action arcade[=/=]Dreamcast title ''Spawn: In the Demon's Hand'' and the ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' clone ''Spawn: Armageddon'', are [[SugarWiki/NoProblemWithLicensedGames actually really good]]. And then there's '''''Spawn: The Eternal''''' on the Platform/PlayStation, which is complete and utter crap. The graphics are ugly, the ''Franchise/TombRaider''-esque puzzle-solving is obtuse, the platforming segments are an exercise in torture that the Violator would delight in inflicting, and the combat plays like a very poor man's ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' (which is now HilariousInHindsight, given that Spawn is a GuestFighter in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''). As one last insult to injury, the player doesn't even get to fight the BigBad Malebogia as the final boss ([[CutsceneBoss even though the ending cutscene still shows Spawn slaying him]]). Neither [[https://www.ign.com/articles/1997/12/10/spawn-the-eternal IGN]], nor [[https://www.gamespot.com/spawn-the-eternal/reviews/spawn-the-eternal-review-2546067/ Gamespot]], nor the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU had anything positive to say about it]].

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* '''''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}''''' has had a number of video games released over the years. Some, such as the SNES and Game Boy Color releases, are [[SoOkayItsAverage perfectly adequate]]. Others, such as the action arcade[=/=]Dreamcast title ''Spawn: In the Demon's Hand'' and the ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' clone ''Spawn: Armageddon'', are [[SugarWiki/NoProblemWithLicensedGames actually really good]]. And then there's '''''Spawn: The Eternal''''' on the Platform/PlayStation, which is [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames complete and utter crap.crap]]. The graphics are ugly, the ''Franchise/TombRaider''-esque puzzle-solving is obtuse, the platforming segments are an exercise in torture that the Violator would delight in inflicting, and the combat plays like a very poor man's ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' (which is now HilariousInHindsight, given that Spawn is a GuestFighter in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''). As one last insult to injury, the player doesn't even get to fight the BigBad Malebogia as the final boss ([[CutsceneBoss even though the ending cutscene still shows Spawn slaying him]]). Neither [[https://www.ign.com/articles/1997/12/10/spawn-the-eternal IGN]], nor [[https://www.gamespot.com/spawn-the-eternal/reviews/spawn-the-eternal-review-2546067/ Gamespot]], nor the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU had anything positive to say about it]].
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* '''''[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/egm17.htm Bubsy 3D]]''''' for the Platform/PlayStation, an attempt at reinvigorating the ill-fated ''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}'' franchise. Inexplicably, Eidetic prioritized the game's resolution, pushing for 480i at a time when console games often ran at 240p. As a result, they had little time or resources left to actually design the levels, and boy-oh-boy does it show. The extremely primitive yet eye-searingly garish graphics, ranging from jittery models to flat, single-shade patchwork, harken back to "[[Music/DireStraits Money For Nothing.]]" Just loading individual frames of the resulting mess would eat up most of the console's already limited video memory. The gameplay is abominable: it's difficult to move Bubsy in any direction other than straight forward, and jumping on platforms is a chore because of the bad camera angles. To add insult to injury, Bubsy has one of the most grating voices known to man and shrieks inane dialogue every five seconds. ''Bubsy''[='s=] 2D games may have their fans, but ''Bubsy 3D'' put the bobcat to sleep for 21 years. Lead designer Michael Berlyn didn't realize how bad it was until he went to CES 1996 to show it off; there, he encountered a booth demonstrating ''Super Mario 64''. By this point, it was too late to go back and fix. The game only got SoOkayItsAverage reviews at first for being one of the first [=3D=] platformers ever released--along with ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' and ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996.'' As the genre grew, that factor was lost and any goodwill the game had evaporated. WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd gives his take on it, along with several other notorious games, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwGDVMptn8k here]]. WebVideo/SomecallmeJohnny also reviewed this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKaPVMJ8Yck game]] along with the rest of the ''Bubsy'' franchise. WebVideo/JonTron [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTAlr5raV2U also reviewed the franchise.]] WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} also tackled it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AWGXx8H79g&t=1125s here]]. For the morbidly curious to just ''how'' bad it really is, WebVideo/NitroRad takes a look at it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIWrA8ItPFI here]], even though it almost costs him his sanity, while WebVideo/MattMcMuscles discusses the game's TroubledProduction [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arVADOfs1cY here]]. WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90V_yIBjH2M allocates a large portion of its "from 2d to 3d" video to it]], then later [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyfmjmtUBBw chose it as the single worst game he ever played in 11 years of videos]].

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* '''''[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/egm17.htm Bubsy 3D]]''''' '''''VideoGame/Bubsy3D''''' for the Platform/PlayStation, an attempt at reinvigorating the ill-fated ''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}'' franchise. Inexplicably, Eidetic prioritized the game's resolution, pushing for 480i at a time when console games often ran at 240p. As a result, they had little time or resources left to actually design the levels, and boy-oh-boy does it show. The extremely primitive yet eye-searingly garish graphics, ranging from jittery models to flat, single-shade patchwork, harken back to "[[Music/DireStraits Money For Nothing.]]" Just loading individual frames of the resulting mess would eat up most of the console's already limited video memory. The gameplay is abominable: it's difficult to move Bubsy in any direction other than straight forward, and jumping on platforms is a chore because of the bad camera angles. To add insult to injury, Bubsy has one of the most grating voices known to man and shrieks inane dialogue every five seconds. ''Bubsy''[='s=] 2D games may have their fans, but ''Bubsy 3D'' put the bobcat to sleep for 21 years. Lead designer Michael Berlyn didn't realize how bad it was until he went to CES 1996 to show it off; there, he encountered a booth demonstrating ''Super Mario 64''. By this point, it was too late to go back and fix. The game only got SoOkayItsAverage reviews at first for being one of the first [=3D=] platformers ever released--along with ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' and ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996.'' As the genre grew, that factor was lost and any goodwill the game had evaporated. WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd gives his take on it, along with several other notorious games, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwGDVMptn8k here]]. WebVideo/SomecallmeJohnny also reviewed this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKaPVMJ8Yck game]] along with the rest of the ''Bubsy'' franchise. WebVideo/JonTron [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTAlr5raV2U also reviewed the franchise.]] WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} also tackled it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AWGXx8H79g&t=1125s here]]. For the morbidly curious to just ''how'' bad it really is, WebVideo/NitroRad takes a look at it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIWrA8ItPFI here]], even though it almost costs him his sanity, while WebVideo/MattMcMuscles discusses the game's TroubledProduction [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arVADOfs1cY here]]. WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90V_yIBjH2M allocates a large portion of its "from 2d to 3d" video to it]], then later [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyfmjmtUBBw chose it as the single worst game he ever played in 11 years of videos]].
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* ''VideoGame/SonicJam'' for the Saturn was a delightful compilation of the Genesis ''Sonic'' platformers with extra bells and whistles. '''''Sonic Jam'' for the Platform/GameCom'''... [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope isn't]]. Only three of the four games the Saturn version ported are represented, in the loosest fashion possible: each game only used stage graphics from the first Zone of their respective games. Knuckles' gliding and climbing abilities are absent, making him play exactly like Sonic. The sound design is awful: music is barely present, consisting of muffled beeps and boops, and the sound effects are horribly compressed versions of what you'd hear in Sonic games. The controls are stiff, which makes playing the game a chore, on top of the game itself being [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp460zM_PGA as slow as molasses]], which Sonic games never should be. As crappy as it is, it's no wonder it (and the other games Tiger licensed from other publishers) couldn't help the [[Horrible/VideoGamesOther already infamous]] [=Game.com=] survive in the gaming market. Watch the folks at Website/FindTheComputerRoom suffer through it [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeYtzI6he0lIQJmy8py-doRqOzxTbxVNc here]]. Not even Mark Bussler of WebVideo/ClassicGameRoom could find a single good thing to say [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwTzG6vC-i0 in his review of the game]].

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* ''VideoGame/SonicJam'' for the Saturn was a delightful compilation of the Genesis ''Sonic'' platformers with extra bells and whistles. '''''Sonic Jam'' for the Platform/GameCom'''... [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope isn't]]. Only three of the four games the Saturn version ported are represented, in the loosest fashion possible: each game only used stage graphics from the first Zone of their respective games. Knuckles' gliding and climbing abilities are absent, making him play exactly like Sonic. The sound design is awful: music is barely present, consisting of muffled beeps and boops, and the sound effects are horribly compressed versions of what you'd hear in Sonic games. The controls are stiff, which makes playing the game a chore, on top of the game itself being [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp460zM_PGA as slow as molasses]], which Sonic games never should be. As crappy as it is, it's no wonder it (and the other games Tiger licensed from other publishers) couldn't help the [[Horrible/VideoGamesOther already infamous]] [=Game.com=] survive in the gaming market. Watch the folks at Website/FindTheComputerRoom suffer through it [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeYtzI6he0lIQJmy8py-doRqOzxTbxVNc here]]. Not even Mark Bussler of WebVideo/ClassicGameRoom and Shane Luis of WebVideo/{{Rerez}} could find a single good thing to say [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwTzG6vC-i0 in his review their reviews]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F14pBxcu6yY&t=1313s of the game]].
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* '''''LEGO Stunt Rally''''' for the Platform/GameBoyColor. The original game wasn't that well regarded to begin with, but the GBC version took the already easy difficulty and toned it down even more - ''entire courses'' can be won by doing nothing but holding down the A button. The only time this ever changes is when there are obstacles that require a lane switch, like a road block. The sound is also extremely lacking, as are the graphics. WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} takes a look at it [[https://youtu.be/ywkwq1KF1Ps?si=G5nq83Q_zqf-IeuO&t=1849 here]], who has no kind words for it.

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* '''''LEGO Stunt Rally''''' '''''VideoGame/LEGOStuntRally''''' for the Platform/GameBoyColor. The original game wasn't that well regarded to begin with, but the GBC version took the already easy difficulty and toned it down even more - ''entire courses'' can be won by doing nothing but holding down the A button. The only time this ever changes is when there are obstacles that require a lane switch, like a road block. The sound is also extremely lacking, as are the graphics. WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} takes a look at it [[https://youtu.be/ywkwq1KF1Ps?si=G5nq83Q_zqf-IeuO&t=1849 here]], who has no kind words for it.
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* '''''VideoGame/ShadowWarOfSuccession''''' (aka ''Shadow Warriors'', not to be confused with the FPS ''VideoGame/{{Shadow Warrior|1997}}'') on the [[Platform/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]] at first glance looks like just one of the many {{Fighting Game}}s that tried to [[FollowTheLeader piggyback on the success]] of ''Franchise/MortalKombat''. [[CoversAlwaysLie But once you look beyond the cover]] and actually get to play the "game", everything changes. ''Shadow: War of Succession'' might be one of the most poorly programmed games ever released commercially, up to the point of making it virtually unplayable. Just to give something to compare with, the infamous ''[[PortingDisaster Mortal Kombat Advance]]'' actually plays better. Horribly drab backgrounds, horrendous DigitizedSprites with animation frames in the single digits, character designs ranging from bland to ludicrous, the screen shaking every time a fighter lands after jumping, awful pre-rendered opening cutscene complete with UsefulNotes/{{MIDI}} straight off an SC-55, laughable voice clips, controls based on just two buttons, a Fatality prompt despite the developers ''not having programmed Fatalities into the game'', and nonexistent collision detection are just a sampling of the long list of ''Shadow Warriors''[='=] flaws. And for some absolutely baffling reason, the final boss and ''most'' of its stage background are hand-drawn, clashing so horribly with the aesthetics of everything else that you'd think they were taken from an entirely different game. Watch it in all its glory [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUOeGz7vOo here]], as well as Retsupurae's riff on the game [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAWAqyjedo here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCT7CuEIz0 here]]. River City Gamers decided to have an [[http://youtu.be/FWlEyLHVVLQ inclusive tournament in the game, as well as exploiting the game for all its worth.]] WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldC4hw8AJ2c took a shot at it]], along with other ''Mortal Kombat'' rip-offs.

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* '''''VideoGame/ShadowWarOfSuccession''''' (aka ''Shadow Warriors'', not to be confused with the FPS ''VideoGame/{{Shadow Warrior|1997}}'') on the [[Platform/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]] at first glance looks like just one of the many {{Fighting Game}}s that tried to [[FollowTheLeader piggyback on the success]] of ''Franchise/MortalKombat''. [[CoversAlwaysLie But once you look beyond the cover]] and actually get to play the "game", everything changes. ''Shadow: War of Succession'' might be one of the most poorly programmed games ever released commercially, up to the point of making it virtually unplayable. Just to give something to compare with, the infamous ''[[PortingDisaster Mortal Kombat Advance]]'' actually plays better. Horribly drab backgrounds, horrendous DigitizedSprites with animation frames in the single digits, character designs ranging from bland to ludicrous, the screen shaking every time a fighter lands after jumping, awful pre-rendered opening cutscene complete with UsefulNotes/{{MIDI}} Platform/{{MIDI}} straight off an SC-55, laughable voice clips, controls based on just two buttons, a Fatality prompt despite the developers ''not having programmed Fatalities into the game'', and nonexistent collision detection are just a sampling of the long list of ''Shadow Warriors''[='=] flaws. And for some absolutely baffling reason, the final boss and ''most'' of its stage background are hand-drawn, clashing so horribly with the aesthetics of everything else that you'd think they were taken from an entirely different game. Watch it in all its glory [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUOeGz7vOo here]], as well as Retsupurae's riff on the game [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAWAqyjedo here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCT7CuEIz0 here]]. River City Gamers decided to have an [[http://youtu.be/FWlEyLHVVLQ inclusive tournament in the game, as well as exploiting the game for all its worth.]] WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldC4hw8AJ2c took a shot at it]], along with other ''Mortal Kombat'' rip-offs.
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* '''''VideoGame/KangFu''''' is an Amiga platformer that would've remained lost in the dark and forsaken depths of video game history [[ColbertBump had it not been covered by]] ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''. To even start the game is a convoluted task that is nearly impossible to solve [[AllThereInTheManual without consulting the enclosed instruction manual]]: because of a programming bug with the Amiga [=CD32=]'s boot sequence, the game [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading would endlessly load]] or display an "Out of Memory" message if started on a [=CD32=], unless the player starts the game after the [=CD32=] logo's music stops playing. The graphics could be best described as a mish-mash of random assets taken from random sources, with cartoony animals juxtaposed with realistic assets (i.e. skulls and Roman statues) on a photographic backdrop. There is no story to speak of, and the game [[NeverTrustATitle doesn't even live up to the title]], as the playable kangaroo character uses a gun instead of kung-fu to defeat enemies. Even then, it fails even as a RunAndGun, as the controls are erratic and stiff, while the level design is haphazard and nondescript. Upon getting a GameOver, the player is greeted by [[UsefulNotes/{{Plagiarism}} a picture cropped straight from the cover of]] Michael Asher's ''A Desert Dies''. The developers, [=GREat=] Effects Development (or GREED), boasted that their game [[MetaphoricallyTrue "shows the full possibilities of the [=CD32=]"]]. Far from being the Amiga computer or [=CD32=]'s KillerApp, the game's release date of 1996, two years after the discontinuation of the console, along with the quality of the game itself, indicate that this game was more likely either an act of desperation or a pet project GoneHorriblyWrong.

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* '''''VideoGame/KangFu''''' is an Amiga platformer that would've remained lost in the dark and forsaken depths of video game history [[ColbertBump had it not been covered by]] ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''. To even start the game is a convoluted task that is nearly impossible to solve [[AllThereInTheManual without consulting the enclosed instruction manual]]: because of a programming bug with the Amiga [=CD32=]'s boot sequence, the game [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading would endlessly load]] or display an "Out of Memory" message if started on a [=CD32=], unless the player starts the game after the [=CD32=] logo's music stops playing. The graphics could be best described as a mish-mash of random assets taken from random sources, with cartoony animals juxtaposed with realistic assets (i.e. skulls and Roman statues) on a photographic backdrop. There is no story to speak of, and the game [[NeverTrustATitle doesn't even live up to the title]], as the playable kangaroo character uses a gun instead of kung-fu to defeat enemies. Even then, it fails even as a RunAndGun, as the controls are erratic and stiff, while the level design is haphazard and nondescript. Upon getting a GameOver, the player is greeted by [[UsefulNotes/{{Plagiarism}} [[MediaNotes/{{Plagiarism}} a picture cropped straight from the cover of]] Michael Asher's ''A Desert Dies''. The developers, [=GREat=] Effects Development (or GREED), boasted that their game [[MetaphoricallyTrue "shows the full possibilities of the [=CD32=]"]]. Far from being the Amiga computer or [=CD32=]'s KillerApp, the game's release date of 1996, two years after the discontinuation of the console, along with the quality of the game itself, indicate that this game was more likely either an act of desperation or a pet project GoneHorriblyWrong.



* '''''VideoGame/TheMastersFighter''''' was a 1997 FightingGame developed for the Platform/PlayStation by [=UNICO=] (who had released the far superior ''VideoGame/DragonMaster'' 3 years prior) and published by Cinema Supply. It's easily considered one of the worst fighting games of all-time, even worse than ''VideoGame/ShaqFu'' or ''VideoGame/RiseOfTheRobots'', due mostly to HitBoxDissonance, heavy controls, very limited gameplay, poor graphics and near-nonexistent music... but the worst part is that unlike ''Dragon Master'', which had original sprites, they actually [[UsefulNotes/{{Plagiarism}} plagiarized sprites]] from other games to make the characters, and some of them are even fusions of two characters. The horribly-defined sprites do very little to conceal the plagiarism. [[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay Pat and Woolie]] take a look at the game as part of Saturday Night Scrublords [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF5-h6maBuA here]] and are completely mystified by the shamelessness and failure of the game. Even more baffling, the game is a PortingDisaster of the somewhat better ''Master’s Fury'', (footage [[https://youtu.be/wy9qwYpm5dM here]], note that the graphics are far less grainy) which had faded into obscurity due to not being able to be emulated until 2020. WebVideo/MattMcMuscles tears it apart [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2EnPKezu4 here]] as part of "The Worst Fighting Game" series.

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* '''''VideoGame/TheMastersFighter''''' was a 1997 FightingGame developed for the Platform/PlayStation by [=UNICO=] (who had released the far superior ''VideoGame/DragonMaster'' 3 years prior) and published by Cinema Supply. It's easily considered one of the worst fighting games of all-time, even worse than ''VideoGame/ShaqFu'' or ''VideoGame/RiseOfTheRobots'', due mostly to HitBoxDissonance, heavy controls, very limited gameplay, poor graphics and near-nonexistent music... but the worst part is that unlike ''Dragon Master'', which had original sprites, they actually [[UsefulNotes/{{Plagiarism}} [[MediaNotes/{{Plagiarism}} plagiarized sprites]] from other games to make the characters, and some of them are even fusions of two characters. The horribly-defined sprites do very little to conceal the plagiarism. [[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay Pat and Woolie]] take a look at the game as part of Saturday Night Scrublords [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF5-h6maBuA here]] and are completely mystified by the shamelessness and failure of the game. Even more baffling, the game is a PortingDisaster of the somewhat better ''Master’s Fury'', (footage [[https://youtu.be/wy9qwYpm5dM here]], note that the graphics are far less grainy) which had faded into obscurity due to not being able to be emulated until 2020. WebVideo/MattMcMuscles tears it apart [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2EnPKezu4 here]] as part of "The Worst Fighting Game" series.



* '''''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1 Genesis''''', a.k.a. ''the'' [[Platform/GameBoyAdvance GBA]] PortingDisaster. Like the notorious ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 '06]]'', it was given a near-impossible short development cycle so they could slap a [[MilestoneCelebration 15th Anniversary]] logo on it. But while ''[='=]06'' has its moments and some defenders, no one is willing to defend this botching of a classic platformer. For starters, the devs had no access to the source code. Instead, they ''very'' hastily ported the UsefulNotes/{{Java}} [[MobilePhoneGame mobile port]] (itself already a PortingDisaster in its own right, making this version a porting disaster of a porting disaster) to the GBA. No effort was made to optimize this glut of data for the already-overtaxed engine. As a result, the game slows down constantly (even ''the BGM'' contributes, despite being MIDI) and is loaded with bugs, to the point of FakeDifficulty. The inconsistent physics engine alone wreaks havoc on the difficulty curve and messes up the ending demo, in a [[{{irony}} truly emblematic display]]. Furthermore, [[ScreenCrunch the screen is cropped]] to the point of TrialAndErrorGameplay even in boss rounds, and yet there's still pop-in. The bonus features -- a level select[[note]]Which is in and of itself almost useless because you can only see the ending if you start from the beginning.[[/note]], an "Anniversary Mode"[[note]]The exact same as the regular game, albeit with the Spin Dash from ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' added; which [[DamnYouMuscleMemory cannot be charged]] and only serves to further scramble the already-broken physics.[[/note]], and a Sound Test[[note]][[AWinnerIsYou Unlocked on beating the game]], but redundant since it's not only a standard feature on most ''Sonic'' games already, but only serves to put the incredibly cheap and badly-redone MIDI music and sound effects on full display.[[/note]] -- are all worthless, meager contributions tacked on with no thought given to how they'd fit in, especially when ''VideoGame/SonicJam'' on Sega Saturn does virtually everything this trainwreck of a port could do but better. [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries BrainScratchComms]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2iaUbxtqUM&list=PLFB30749D9E999638&index=2 took several shots at it]] and much rage ensued. WebVideo/ExoParadigmGamer gave it his most damning ''Remake or Rebreak'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_0N2Le30a8 review]] thus far. Even the normally optimistic WebVideo/CygnusDestroyer hated it. Simon "Stealth" Thomley of ''Knuckles in Sonic 1'' and ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogMegamix Sonic Megamix]]'' fame [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFwxF-7vSrQ managed to outdo the entire team]]; Creator/{{SEGA}}, to their credit, eventually hired him to work on the Star Engine ports of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' and its sequel with Christian "The Taxman" Whitehead [[PolishedPort to great acclaim]], as well as ''VideoGame/SonicMania'' and ''Sonic Origins''.

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* '''''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1 Genesis''''', a.k.a. ''the'' [[Platform/GameBoyAdvance GBA]] PortingDisaster. Like the notorious ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 '06]]'', it was given a near-impossible short development cycle so they could slap a [[MilestoneCelebration 15th Anniversary]] logo on it. But while ''[='=]06'' has its moments and some defenders, no one is willing to defend this botching of a classic platformer. For starters, the devs had no access to the source code. Instead, they ''very'' hastily ported the UsefulNotes/{{Java}} MediaNotes/{{Java}} [[MobilePhoneGame mobile port]] (itself already a PortingDisaster in its own right, making this version a porting disaster of a porting disaster) to the GBA. No effort was made to optimize this glut of data for the already-overtaxed engine. As a result, the game slows down constantly (even ''the BGM'' contributes, despite being MIDI) and is loaded with bugs, to the point of FakeDifficulty. The inconsistent physics engine alone wreaks havoc on the difficulty curve and messes up the ending demo, in a [[{{irony}} truly emblematic display]]. Furthermore, [[ScreenCrunch the screen is cropped]] to the point of TrialAndErrorGameplay even in boss rounds, and yet there's still pop-in. The bonus features -- a level select[[note]]Which is in and of itself almost useless because you can only see the ending if you start from the beginning.[[/note]], an "Anniversary Mode"[[note]]The exact same as the regular game, albeit with the Spin Dash from ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' added; which [[DamnYouMuscleMemory cannot be charged]] and only serves to further scramble the already-broken physics.[[/note]], and a Sound Test[[note]][[AWinnerIsYou Unlocked on beating the game]], but redundant since it's not only a standard feature on most ''Sonic'' games already, but only serves to put the incredibly cheap and badly-redone MIDI music and sound effects on full display.[[/note]] -- are all worthless, meager contributions tacked on with no thought given to how they'd fit in, especially when ''VideoGame/SonicJam'' on Sega Saturn does virtually everything this trainwreck of a port could do but better. [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries BrainScratchComms]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2iaUbxtqUM&list=PLFB30749D9E999638&index=2 took several shots at it]] and much rage ensued. WebVideo/ExoParadigmGamer gave it his most damning ''Remake or Rebreak'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_0N2Le30a8 review]] thus far. Even the normally optimistic WebVideo/CygnusDestroyer hated it. Simon "Stealth" Thomley of ''Knuckles in Sonic 1'' and ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogMegamix Sonic Megamix]]'' fame [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFwxF-7vSrQ managed to outdo the entire team]]; Creator/{{SEGA}}, to their credit, eventually hired him to work on the Star Engine ports of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' and its sequel with Christian "The Taxman" Whitehead [[PolishedPort to great acclaim]], as well as ''VideoGame/SonicMania'' and ''Sonic Origins''.

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