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*** It's pointed out [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-11-01 here]] and elsewhere that an annie plant can be prevented from going supercritical if it's first "stepped down." Presumably, this is an automatic procedure in the event that something starts to go wrong with one of the tanks.
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*** Actually, Petey is embarrassed that he got caught in a recursion, and Kevyn mentions that its somewhat common for super-minds. In other words, there ''was'' an easy answer, but he couldn't stop calculating the ridiculous improbabilities long enough to think of it.
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*** Either way, the short version is that they don't use antimatter alone as a fuel.

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*** Either way, the short version is that they don't use antimatter alone as a fuel.fuel source.
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*** Either way, the short version is that they don't use antimatter alone as a fuel.
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****** Ordinary matter is [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-15 compressed gravitically until it becomes neutronium]]. They then use some magical technology to annihilate this neutronium (perhaps by converting neutrons into antineutrons). In any case, "annihilation" implies a total conversion.

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****** Ordinary matter is [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-15 compressed gravitically until it becomes neutronium]].neutronium]], which is used to fuel the annie plant. They then use some magical technology to annihilate this neutronium (perhaps by converting neutrons into antineutrons). In any case, "annihilation" implies a total conversion.
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****** Ordinary matter is [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-15 compressed gravitically until it becomes neutronium]]. They then use some magical technology to annihilate this neutronium (perhaps by converting neutrons into antineutrons). In any case, "annihilation" implies a total conversion.
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** The amount of fuel in the annie plant might also be a factor. The uplift robot that caused the volcano to erupt was fully fueled for an expected operating time of roughly five hundred years (though admittedly, it consumed a lot less power than a grav tank).
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** To my recollection, only the UNS (and the residents of Petey's space-Australia) actually knows Petey can ignore teraport interdiction. Further, only Tagon was party to Tailor's method of arrival, and he's both [[HeKnowsTooMuch too bright]] and not bright enough to question where Tailor came from, especially in the frazzled state he was in at the time. The rest of the crew likely assumed he just went and bought Tailor to get him a new suit as a self-birthday present.

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** To my recollection, only the UNS (and the residents of Petey's space-Australia) actually knows Petey can ignore teraport interdiction. Further, only Tagon was party to Tailor's method of arrival, and he's both [[HeKnowsTooMuch [[TooCleverByHalf too bright]] and not bright enough to question where Tailor came from, especially in the frazzled state he was in at the time. The rest of the crew likely assumed he just went and bought Tailor to get him a new suit as a self-birthday present.
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***** They do indeed have a magical way. They take in matter and compress it against the neutronium, or manipulate the gravitics to allow a very small chunk of the neutronium to explosively vaporize into energy. Either process will release a butt-ton of energy.
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*** I think his point was that there is a non-astronomical chance that an engineer with a weird sense of humor had rigged the sewage system - Thus preventing Petey's insanity. It's a good point. I assume the answer is RuleOfFunny.
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***Ooorrrr, Rod didn't say because he wanted to watch a 'war'.
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** Simple. Tanks are expected to come under fire, damaged, etc. Thus, their annie plants have some sort of safety feature to keep a breach from killing the pilot, perhaps directing the blast somewhere else, or something. Also, Elf was wearing armor good against 30th century artillery strikes, which probably helped.
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** It was actually more like 100% casualties, if you count the fact that ''every'' starship allowed into the Fleetmind refused to leave it at the end. However, nobody sent more than about half their navy, and ''everybody'' got their ships stolen, so the balance of power is intact.

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** It was actually more like 100% casualties, if you count the fact that ''every'' starship shipmind allowed into the Fleetmind refused to leave it at the end. However, nobody sent more than about half their navy, and ''everybody'' got their ships stolen, so the balance of power is intact.
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** It was actually more like 100% casualties, if you count the fact that ''every'' starship allowed into the Fleetmind refused to leave it at the end. However, nobody sent more than about half their navy, and ''everybody'' got their ships stolen, so the balance of power is intact.
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* Why doesn't the battle at the core seem to have any long-term ramifications? "Everyone" was there, and the battle was said to have 35% casualties - even assuming those were mostly on evacuated "expendable" ships like the ''Peacemaker'', unlikely since Petey didn't evacuate the ''Peacemaker'' until asked to, that must have been a ''massive'' loss of materiel. If only the Sol system forces managed such massive deployment, that's even ''worse'', since that must have hugely upset the balance of power both within the UNS and between it and other governments. And yet there doesn't seem to be any real aftermath other than the Fleetmind's formation.
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** Because there's no reason for the engineers to do that.

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*** When antimatter meets matter they are both converted into energy... to convert neutronium into energy, you use anti neutronium (unless they have some magical way to do so in the strip without using antimatter). What he is actually producing is fullerene bottles with anti matter inside. The antimatter inside the fullerine can be carried around (say, in bags), if the fullerine bottles are destroyed then it annihilates. This is neither an economics nor a thermodynamics fail, building a bomb costs more energy then the bomb will release, that is a given and a price of creating a weapon.

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*** When antimatter meets matter they are both converted into energy... to convert neutronium into energy, you use anti neutronium (unless they have some magical way to do so in the strip without using antimatter). What he is actually producing is fullerene bottles with anti matter inside. The antimatter inside
**** They do have a magical way. All we know about
the fullerine can be carried around (say, in bags), if the fullerine bottles are destroyed then it annihilates. This process is neither an economics nor a thermodynamics fail, building a bomb costs more energy then the bomb will release, that it involves gravitics. Presumably this vagueness is a given and a price of creating a weapon.to avoid giving wiseacre tropers like us any specific targets.
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* In the "Board of Accidental Tourism" arc, we find that even a minuscule annie-plant explosion could [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-10 level a city, or make a volcano erupt]]. Later on, the minitank-grade plant in Elf's tank [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-04 blows right under her, and all it does is take off her feet]].

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* In the "Board of Accidental Tourism" arc, we find that the explosion of even a minuscule annie-plant explosion could [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-10 level a city, or make a volcano erupt]]. Later on, the minitank-grade much larger plant in Elf's tank minitank [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-04 blows right under her, and all it does is take off her feet]].
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* In regards to petey's ghosts, how come nobody realized that the engineers who built him could have intentionally designed the sewage system to produce haunting sounds if you run air through them?
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*** When antimatter meets matter they are both converted into energy... to convert neutronium into energy, you use anti neutronium (unless they have some magical way to do so in the strip without using antimatter). What he is actually producing is fullerene bottles with anti matter inside. The antimatter inside the fullerine can be carried around (say, in bags), if the fullerine bottles are destroyed then it annihilates. This is neither an economics nor a thermodynamics fail, building a bomb costs more energy then the bomb will release, that is a given and a price of creating a weapon.
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** Their memories were wiped. All they remember is the fake wedding. This might turn out to be a plot point. It is, at the very least, effective use of irony.

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** Their memories were wiped.wiped - being married in jail wouldn't jive with the cover story, after all. All they remember is the fake wedding. This might turn out to be a plot point. It is, at the very least, effective use of irony.
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** Their memories were wiped. All they remember is the fake wedding. This might turn out to be a plot point. It is, at the very least, effective use of irony.
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* In recent story - [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-12-09 why Doctor and Reverend thinks they are not married]] while [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-01-27 they were by captain, whose parents were ortodox las veganists]]? Sure it was tactical marriage but still should be honored. (PS. I'm not surprised why they cry as many parts of memories are... radically different.
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* In the "Board of Accidental Tourism" arc, we find that even a minuscule annie-plant explosion could [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-10level a city, or make a volcano erupt]]. Later on, the minitank-grade plant in Elf's tank [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-04 blows right under her, and all it does is take off her feet]].

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* In the "Board of Accidental Tourism" arc, we find that even a minuscule annie-plant explosion could [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-10level com/2003-08-10 level a city, or make a volcano erupt]]. Later on, the minitank-grade plant in Elf's tank [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-04 blows right under her, and all it does is take off her feet]].
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* In the "Board of Accidental Tourism" arc, we find that even a minuscule annie-plant explosion could [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-10level a city, or make a volcano erupt]]. Later on, the minitank-grade plant in Elf's tank [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-04 blows right under her, and all it does is take off her feet]].
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** I got the impression that he was careful enough to avoid the stuff--until he loaded that aircar he gave the ellie with the stuff. That's what Schlock smelled, not the older batch. But, the stuff in the aircar was from the same batch (that's why he blew it up in the first place), so they smelled the same.
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*** Don't forget that their word for baryonic matter is "ANNOYING."
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*** Teraports only kill them when the density of teraports-per-volume-of-space gets very, very high. One large teraports might annoy them; a blanket of teraport as area-denial can kill them. So normal transport just annoys them, for which they attempt to kill everybody.
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*** Actually, terraports do kill them. That's how the Core War was fought. The point about the time bomb still stands, though.
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Don't whine about it. Just bloody fix it.


* The baryonic people genocided the dark matter people over a form of transportation. They can communicate. The baryonic people know how to stop terraporting.
** A: If you mean by teraporting, the strip's only said it "pollutes their space," not "kills them." It's never been made clear just how much damage the teraport was doing. B: If you mean by the attack in the core, the only Pa'anuri who were killed were soldiers sent to ensure the destruction of the Milky Way; they're from Andromeda, remember? C: The F'sherl-gaani ''did'' stop teraporting. The Pa'anuri responded with a time bomb, a hundred thousand years before the humans started again. D: There's one r in "teraport" (tera-, trillion, as in the trillions of wormholes it opens), and "genocide" isn't a verb.

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* The baryonic people genocided committed genocide of the dark matter people over a form of transportation. They can communicate. The baryonic people know how to stop terraporting.
teraporting.
** A: If you mean by teraporting, the strip's only said it "pollutes their space," not "kills them." It's never been made clear just how much damage the teraport was doing. B: If you mean by the attack in the core, the only Pa'anuri who were killed were soldiers sent to ensure the destruction of the Milky Way; they're from Andromeda, remember? C: The F'sherl-gaani ''did'' stop teraporting. The Pa'anuri responded with a time bomb, a hundred thousand years before the humans started again. D: There's one r in "teraport" (tera-, trillion, as in the trillions of wormholes it opens), and "genocide" isn't a verb.
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