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** That’s up for [[Myth/ClassicalMythology the Fates]] to decide
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* [[Music/TheClash Should I stay or should I
** That’s up for [[Myth/ClassicalMythology the Fates]] to decide
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** Over here. But you're ''[[RunningGag/AtopTheFourthWall over there]]'', and [[ComiBook/SupermanGrounded over there has to take care of itself]].
* [[Music/KylieMinogue What kind of fool do you take me for?]]
** I don't know. What kinds are there?
** Over here. But you're ''[[RunningGag/AtopTheFourthWall over there]]'', and [[ComiBook/SupermanGrounded over there has to take care of itself]].
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** I don't know. What kinds are there?
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* [[Music/VanHalen It's got what it takes... so tell me, why can't this be love?]]
* [[Music/{{Genesis}} Oh, Superman, where are you now, when everything's gone wrong somehow?]]
* [[Music/VanHalen It's got what it takes... so tell me, why can't this be love?]]
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** [[EndlessDaytime The sun never goes down around here.]]
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* ''Why Does it Always Rain on Me?''
** Because you live in UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}--get over it.
** [[Literature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Because you're a rain god.]]
** Because you don't go inside when it rains.
** Haven't you seen your own MusicVideo? You've got no roof!
** Because you're too mean to buy a decent umbrella.
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} You have the Drizzle ability.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Tenshi was bored.]]
* [[Disney/PeterPan "What Made the Red Man Red?"]]
** '''Racism.'''
** Indians
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre#Early_historical_period Ochre?]]
** A lack of sunscreen.
** Sunburns.
** Well he'd look awful silly if he were blue, now wouldn't he?
** I'm pretty sure Redman isn't ''actually'' red. Come on, now.
** Genetics, adaptation to ambient light conditions over several thousand years, and enough stereotyping by whitey to lump great variation together.
** Blue paint.
** Red paint, duh.
** Communism
* [[Music/TheBeatles Why don't we do it in the road?]]
** No one will be watching us.
** We'll be run over.
*** [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-04.html This won two people]] the Website/DarwinAwards.
** It will be really dirty and uncomfortable.
** Because there's a dead possum there.
*** You sure it's dead and not just playing?
** Right in front of the [[AbbeyRoadCrossing abbey]]? Ew, no!
* [[Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas How did 64 get in there?]]
** It's eight squared, don't you see.
*** Base eight.
** [[Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas Everybody get one? Good.]]
** The SNES needed updating.
** Creator/ShigesatoItoi thought it sounded cool.
* [[Music/PanicAtTheDisco Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?]]
** [[Music/{{Metallica}} The door is closed... and so are your eyes, apparently.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF7Rn2y9DyM *closes]] [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys door*]]
*** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Well played.]]
** [[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Just push on the wood here. Never use the doorknob. I’m always afraid that it will shatter into a million pieces and that one of them will hit my eye]].
* Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
** Just like you, they're [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uncritically attracted to shiny objects.]]
** [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Wait, those are turkey vultures... Are you a zombie?]]
** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Do they? Fascinating! Can there be a creature whose existence depends solely on its proximity to an observer?]]
** I don't know. [[Film/TheBirds Mr. Hitchcock]] won't tell anybody.
** Because [[FlippingTheBird those rude people don't like me for some reason]].
* [[Music/{{Queen}} Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?]]
** [[Creator/SquareEnix Yup.]] [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Your last.]]
** Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
*** Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
*** I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
** Film/TheMatrix has you...
** Just check your [[Film/{{Inception}} totem]], dude.
** [[MemeticMutation Is this going to be forever?]]
** It's AllJustADream.
*** No, ''this'' is the dream. [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus You are back in the cell.]]
** TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou.
* ''Who Wrote the Book of Love?''
** [[LoveHurts A masochist.]]
** [[http://www.amazon.com/Book-Love-Magdalene-Line/dp/0743299973 Kathleen McGowan]].
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Somebody named Love, obviously]].
*** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII Donald]], perhaps?
* [[Music/TheWho Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?]]
** [[SubvertedTrope I'm a policeman, you don't have to know my name!]]
*** [[BradPaisley Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman...]]
** It seems you really want to know. Too bad.
** Yes, I play first on the Troper Baseball Team.
** [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Just who the hell do you think I am?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho I'm the Doctor.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Just a man, or a Superman?]]
*** [[Music/{{Queen}} Just a man, with a man's courage.]]
*** [[Music/FiveForFighting I'm only a man in a funny red sheet.]]
*** [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?]]
*** [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas It's not a dress; it's a kilt. Sicko!]]
** [[ComicBook/VForVendetta "Who"? "Who" is but the form following the function of "what" and what I am is a man in a mask.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} I am Optimus Prime.]]
*** [[Series/BabylonFive Unacceptable answer!]] I already know your ''name''. ''[[ArcWords Who are you?]]''
** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Who am I?]] '''''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!]]'''''
** [[WhosOnFirst Whoo]].
** [[Music/TheBeatles I am the Walrus.]]
** [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel I am a Rock. I am an Island.]]
** Actually, [[SplitPersonality I'm not sure.]]
** [[Music/BlackSabbath I AM IRON MAN!]]
** [[Film/JamesBond Bond. James Bond]].
*** [[Film/CasinoRoyale2006 You know my name.]]
** [[Film/JudgeDredd I am the law]].
** [[Series/KamenRiderDecade I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider]].
** [[ComicBook/XMen I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!]]
** [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Don't you know who I am? I'm Electro]].
** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall I AM A MAN!]]
** [[Music/PigWithTheFaceOfABoy I am the man who arranges the blocks]] [[VideoGame/{{Tetris}} that descend upon you from up above]].
** Hoot-hoot! I am an owl.
** ROAR ROAR I'm [[Literature/WingsOfFire Starflight the NightWing]].
** [[Franchise/DanganRonpa I am Monokuma!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI Now baby I'm the ripper! Your baby daddy's worst nightmare!]]
** [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Just a guy who's a hero for fun.]]
** [[Disney/AliceInWonderland Well, don't you think you ought to tell me]] ''[[Disney/AliceInWonderland who]]'' [[Disney/AliceInWonderland you are first?]]
** [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cnvi_i-m-a-bitch-i-m-a-lover-meredith-br_music I'm a bitch, I'm a lover / I'm a child, I'm a mother / I'm a sinner, I'm a saint / I do not feel ashamed]]
** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep.]]
*** "Meow meow, I'm a cow, I said meow meow I'm a" - "[[BigNo NO]]!"
** [[Disney/BigHero6 I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.]]
* Who let the dogs out?
** Film/{{Beethoven}}.
** Music/TheWho.
*** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]].
*** Doctor who?
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers, release the hounds.]]
** The guy being chased by cats?
** The guy who uses BrandX in [[ToiletHumour Beano and some Pepto-Bismol]] commercials.
** [[WebOriginal/JonTron IT WAS ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, ALRIGHT?!?]]
** [[Literature/UncleTomsCabin Simon Legree]].
** [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello No, wasn't him. He's at the ballgame]].
* How many roads must a man walk down?
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Forty-two.]]
** No, it's rhetorical.
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Rhetorical, eh? Eight!]]
** [[WebComic/{{Homestuck}} Four Thirteen.]]
** [[Literature/TheMouseThatRoared One hundred and sixty-one]].
** Before they can call him a man? I don't know, but he has to revisit highway 40.
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Two hundred and three]].
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Most trainers go down about forty-five per game.]]
* What is love?
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I Baby, don't hurt me]]... [[WaxingLyrical don't hurt me]]... [[EarWorm no more]]...
** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} A curious game.]] [[Film/WarGames The only winning move is not to play.]]
** A miserable little pile of baby don't hurt me.
** [[Music/TheBeatles Something that money can't buy, apparently.]]
** [[Film/TheDevilsAdvocate Overrated. Biochemically, no different from eating a lot of chocolate.]]
** A second-hand emotion.
*** A sweet old-fashioned notion.
** A many-splendored thing.
** [[Music/PatBenatar A battlefield]].
** [[AsTheGoodBookSays Patient; kind; it does not envy, it does not boast]], etc etc.
** Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love]] you're asking for.
** [[Music/TheBeatles All you need]].
** A tennis term meaning "You're not doing that well."
** [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews It's a curious thing.]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture Make a-one man weep, make another man sing.]]
*** That's not love itself, just its power.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Food for the changelings.]]
** [[Music/HelloProject What do you want, is it necessary?]]
** A temple.
** The higher law.
** [[Videogame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds...]]
** It means never having to say you're sorry.
** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} An acronym for]] [[spoiler:[[CharacterLevel Level Of [=ViolencE=]]]]].
** [[AwesomeMusic/StevenUniverse What Garnet is made of]].
** [[[VisualNovel/DanganRonpa REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]]]
** [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Love is War]].
** [[Memes/{{Gundam}} Acguy is love]].
** [[VideoGame/{{EarthBoundBeginnings}} Love is the power, Love is the glory, Love is the beauty and the joy of spring, Love is the magic, Love is the story, Love is the melody we all can sing...]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles What would you do if I sang out of tune?]]
** I would stand up and walk out on you.
** I would turn off the radio.
** Ask you to stop singing.
** Yes, because your singing it bad and you should feel bad.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Stop! No time for a song! Here comes Applejack!]]
* Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that's been keeping me up all night?
** No. That would be insomnia.
** [[Film/TheProducers It's called an erection. Well, it's that or malaria. Don't worry, they have pills for everything these days.]]
** [[Music/JohnMellencamp Sometimes love don't feel like it should--you make it hurt so good.]]
** [[Music/PetShopBoys Another night with open eyes, too late to sleep, too soon to rise…]]
* [[Music/TheOffspring Why Don't You Get A Job?]]
** I blame the recession. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife And this website.]]
** [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob I'm independently wealthy.]]
** I don't have a job because I don't have any skills, I don't have any skills because I didn't go to school, I didn't go to school because I don't have any money, I don't have any money because I don't have a job, I don't have a job because I don't have any skills...
*** [[Music/AliceCooper And so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car... And a house. With cable]].
** [[NoodleIncident After what happened at Rite Aid, I'm pretty much unemployable.]]
** [[Literature/TheBible ...Because he's covered in boils?]]
* [[Music/TheRollingStones Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name?]]
** Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}}, gimme my baby back.
*** [[GuideDangIt Wrong]]. It's [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIQuestForTheCrown Ifnkovhgroghprm.]]
** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Could it be… SATAN?!]]
** Trick question - [[IHaveManyNames you have many names]].
** [[FilkSong George Lucas]].
** No. If you want to introduce yourself, you can tell me your name like a normal person, damn it.
*** He won't because he's [[VideoGame/PaperMario Doo liss]]. ...Confound it, [[InterfaceScrew he stole a letter from my keyboard!]] Again!
** Your name is Not-Bob.
** Only if you guess mine.
** JustForFun/CandleJack
** Oh, come ''on,'' [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Fhqwhgads]]!
** Lucy.
* What is this feeling?
** Stomach pains. I'm afraid you're going to die.
** [[Theatre/{{Wicked}} Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.]]
** It couldn't be tonsillitis, it feels like neuritis, but nevertheless it's love.
** Don't worry, you'll get over it.
** A heart attack. Call 911!
** Gas.
** The feeling that you will have been here before.
** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother You just got slapped! Across the face, my friend...]]
*** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother Yeah that really just happened...]]
** Hey, [[Music/DaftPunk if you wanna leave, I'm with it...]]
** [[VideoGame/PokerNightTwo That's envy, you emotionally stunted android.]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The burning you feel? It is shame.]]
** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The feeling that you will have been here before.]]
* War, huh! What is it good for?
** [[Discworld/{{Thud}} Freeing slaves, maybe? Defending yourself against a totalitarian aggressor?]].
** Depends on your opinion of the purpose of life. Is it to live the longest, healthiest, safest life possible? Maybe. Or maybe life is to sacrifice in the name of glory, tradition, or identity. [[WebVideo/CrashCourse These are big questions, and there are no easy answers...]]
** [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.]]
** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice It strengthens the economy!]]
*** [[ArtisticLisenceEconomy Except it doesn't.]]
* [[EagleLand "Oh, say can you... and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave?"]]
** [[GrammarNazi Run on sentence.]]
*** [[GrammarNazi Also, missing a verb.]]
** [[ScunthorpeProblem Banned for inappropriate language]] (s[[ClusterBleepBomb ** *** *** *** ** *** *** *** ***]]t)
** [[Creator/OscarWilde Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.]]
*** '''[[Film/TheRock [=[Punch]=]]]'''
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Oh, won't you please take me home?]]
** You can't go home. You can never go home.
*** [[Music/BonJovi Who says you can't go home?]]
*** [[Music/{{Eagles}} You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.]]
*** [[Music/{{Daughtry}} But these places and these faces are getting old, so I'm going home.]]
** [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Ohmigod! Yes I will!]]
** Well, I'd need to know where you live first, unless you mean ''my'' home, which is kind of a mess right now...
** If I do, [[Music/CultureClub will you still be in love, baby?]]
** Even now, after all you've done, you can still ''go'' home!
** Why, [[Music/PhilCollins cuz you don't remember]]?
** How can I? I'm no [[Music/JohnDenver country road]].
** [[Music/PeterGabriel If your heart's going boom-boom-boom, then yeah, grab your things, I've come to take you home.]]
** No, get the bus.
* [[Music/BlackSabbath What is this that stands before me?]]
** [[Music/GreenDay A bald guy talking in a cell phone and a marching band.]][[http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1142444300-front-cover.jpg]]
** It's just me. Hi there.
** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} A dagger.]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles Is there anybody going to listen to my story?]]
** I've got about three minutes. Make it quick.
** Depends on the story, I suppose.
** [[VideoGame/PaperMario At first, but then I'll fall asleep partway through and not wake up until you ask me if I'm listening, at which point I'll claim I am.]]
** No.
* [[Music/{{War}} Why can't we be friends?]]
** Because you're kind of a jerk...
** I'm shy and socially awkward, so I don't really spend time with people. Don't take it personally.
** [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you]]!
** You're an idiot.
** [[Creator/StuartAshen Because we're poor and I hate you.]]
* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Why did Constantinople]] [[CoveredUp get the works?]]
** Ask the Turks.
*** Can't. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII They're Shin-Ra's secret agents]].
** They were conquered by people who had a different religion.
** Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way.
*** TheyChangedItNowItSucks.
** I thought it was called Istanbul.
* [[Music/LeonardCohen What can I tell you, my brother, my killer? What could I possibly say?]]
** "Next time, check the safety on that thing"?
** "[[Music/PinkFloyd Careful with that axe, Eugene.]]"
* [[Music/TheCure Why can't I be you?]]
** Because I'm not done being me yet.
** Because deep down, you realize I kinda suck and you're better off as yourself.
* How many people want to kick some ass?
** 42. Always 42.
** Sorry, I'm really just a sensitive artist...
* [[Music/TheMoodyBlues Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door with a thousand different questions about hate and death and war?]]
** Next time, ask the questions one at a time.
** Nobody's home. Try the next house.
** Hiding! Who the f*** wants to answer a thousand questions?!
** [[VisibleSilence ...]]
** The world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
* [[Music/WhitneyHouston How will I know if he really loves me?]]
** [[Music/{{Cher}} It's in his kiss.]]
*** Specifically, [[VideoGame/SuperheroLeagueOfHoboken a kiss before the morning toothbrushing.]]
* [[Music/{{Queen}} Who wants to live forever?]]
** [[VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri I want to live for a thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.]]
*** '''[[Music/{{REM}} I]]''' [[Music/{{REM}} could live a million...]]
*** [[Literature/HarryPotter Only I can live forever!]]
** No, he doesn't. At least not anymore. He's tired.
** [[Music/OingoBoingo NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!]]
** [[ImmortalityHurts Don't we have a whole trope on this idea?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho The Family of Blood]].
* [[Music/{{REM}} What's the frequency, Kenneth?]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail African or European?]]
** I don't know, but it [[{{Pun}} hurts]]!
** The speed of propagation divided by the wavelength.
* [[Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival Have you ever seen the rain?]]
** For three days straight. Give us some sun already!
** [[Music/JamesTaylor I've seen fire, too. And sunny days I thought would never end.]]
* [[Music/BonnieTyler Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?]]
** He's having a beer with the streetwise Hercules.
* [[Music/ToddEdwards Why do you even bother?]]
** Because I want to.
** Whoever said I did?
** Biko. Because Biko.
* [[Music/ThePixies Where is my mind?]]
** [[Music/BasementJaxx Where's your head at?]]
* [[Music/KilroyWasHere What the devil's going on?]]
** Really? That's your best insult?
** Blowed if I know.
** Didn't I tell you that my name is LouisCypher?
** We're playing a Tv Tropes game. Have a go - that's how wikis work.
* [[Music/PinkFloyd Is there anybody out there?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Who's]] [[RunningGag out there.]]
** No.
** [[Music/OneohtrixPointNever There's nobody]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw here...]]
* What rhymes with "hug me"?
** 'Mug me'? Might not want to say that too much...
** [[HatesBeingTouched "Don't hug me"]] rhymes with "hug me."
** [[Film/MidnightMadness Hugem... Huge M! What place around here has a huge M?]]
** [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017 ...rice pilaf]]
** [[TormentByAnnoyance Bug]] [[MostAnnoyingSound me]], [[LoveAtFirstPunch slug]] [[TalkToTheFist me]], [[ButLiquorIsQuicker drug]] [[SlippingAMickey me]]...
** Tug me.
* Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
** Go home dad, you're drunk.
** [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ...Are you, like, Iron Fist or something?]]
* [[Music/TheAxisOfAwesome Why aren't lasers doing cool shit?]]
** Scientists are worried we'll find out how much fun they are.
** Because oddly enough, giant FrickinLaserBeams are somewhat dangerous.
** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Everything's lasers with you!]]
** They are, but maybe not the cool things ''you're'' thinking of.
** Just like any other weapon, you need to level them up.
** Lucasfilm would sue us for plagiarism, so [[Series/BattlestarGalactica1978 we]] had to make do with invisible lasers.
*** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Stop mocking our invisible guns.]]
* [[{{Music/Ylvis}} What does the fox say?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIR8RtI9kaw This.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mtjiOwertA And this.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_DVvNK7mRA Here's your answer.]]
** [[VideoGame/StarFox Get out of there, Slippy!]]
** [[Webcomic/HiimDaisy ALL YO' YENS, YIP YIP YAP!!!]]
** [[Series/{{Firefly}} Your favorite show]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork has been canceled.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Believe it!]]
*** [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Or don't!]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure "All's well that ends well, right?"]]
** [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt "HWAIIIEEE!"]]
** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-]]
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtezkpAsSpY&t=40s We're no strangers]] [[Music/RickAstley to looove~]]
** BOOM BOOM!
** [[http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0913/funny-youtube-comment-fox-say-dora.jpg Do you people even watch]] WesternAnimation/{{Dora|TheExplorer}}? the fox says "AWWW MAN".
* Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart?
** It appears my NeuroVault is still functioning well. Excellent...
** Do you even know what happened with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the last guy]] who knew all the words to that song?
*** Hudduh hudduh huuudduh, hudduh hud hud huud?
** I believe the autonomic nervous system functions regardless of age and gender.
** Not since I was about five.
** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Yes. That's why I get them to make contracts with me.]]
* [[Music/EltonJohn What do I do when lightning strikes me?]]
** Call 911!
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Stop]] [[Videogame/FinalFantasyXIII2 playing]] Creator/{{Squ|areEnix}}eenix [[Videogame/LightningReturnsFinalFantasyXIII games.]]
** [[VideoGame/MarioKart Use a mushroom]].
** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Use a high-mobility character to dodge and bait. Sheik and Yoshi generally outmatch Pikachu.]]
* [[Music/PeteSeeger Where have all the flowers gone?]]
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution To the florist?]]
** Mario needs them.
*** [[VideoGame/PaperMario But they despawned with the hearts and coins.]]
** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Alphys needed them for experimentation.]]]]
* [[Music/LeAnnRimes How do I breathe without you?]]
** Inhale, exhale.
** With a ventilator.
* Am I ever gonna see your face again?
** No way, get fucked, fuck off!
** [[Literature/TheBible Get thee from me, take heed to thyself, see my face no more; for in that day thou seest my face thou shalt die.]]
* [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you, why do I love you?!]]
** Hate isn't the opposite of love, indifference is.
** Someone's a bit {{Tsundere}}.
** It's called kismesissitude.
* [[Music/SimplePlan How could this happen to me?]]
** That's going to need more explanation than we can give in this short bullet point.
** [[Theatre/TheLionKing Do you want the short list or the long?]]
* [[Music/TheBuggles I met your children, what did you tell them?]]
** That you suck and cannot be trusted.
* [[Music/GreenDay Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?]]
** What, all of it? We could be here a while.
* [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews Do you believe in love?]]
** Do you believe it's true?
** [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} If it means a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you tell me.]]
* [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Are you going to Scarborough Fair?]]
** No. I don't even know where the heck that is.
*** North-East England.
* [[Music/PinkFloyd How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?]]
** I take the pudding from you.
* [[Music/{{Coldplay}} How long must you wait for it?]]
** Just [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd gimme three steps]].
* [[Music/JoniMitchell Don't it always seem to go]] [[Music/CountingCrows that you don't know what you've got till it's gone?]]
** And then you've got to wait for them to re-spawn, too.
* [[Music/MidnightOil How do we dance when our Earth is turning?]]
** Do the twist?
** How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
*** I was sleeping at a motel at the time.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_My_Scene%3F What's My Scene?]]
** And another thing \ I've been wondering lately \ Am I crazy \ To believe in ideals?
*** [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers Not necessarily!]]
** A Franchise/{{Barbie}} toyline.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civzfZ_3uVc Do you see what I see?]]
** That depends. Mostly on what you can see.
** Good grief, [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy there's a spaceship parked behind the sidescreen.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs How long can we look at each other / Down the barrel of a gun?]]
** Dare you to blink first!
* [[Music/PaulSimon Can I call you Betty?]]
** Yes, but [[Film/MulhollandDrive I think I might be Diane Selwyn]].
** That's 'Elizabeth' to you, [[Series/KingOfFighters Ash]].
** But my name's Cameron...
** Well, that is my name, so yeah.
* [[Music/BowlingForSoup Are You Kidding Me?!]]
** No. This is SeriousBusiness.
* [[NurseryRhyme Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?]]
** No. [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Wait until they eat some more grass.]]
* [[PlaygroundSong Did you ever see a lassie?]]
** They're not bad films, on the whole.
* [[Music/TheBangles Am I only dreaming, or is this burning an eternal flame?]]
** [[Music/CheapTrick I will be the flame!]]
* [[Music/TheKillers Are we human? Or are we dancers?]]
** You ''can'' be both, you know.
* Do you really want to know?
** [[Music/TomPettyAndTheHeartbreakers I need to know!]]
** Yes.
*** Come on.
*** '''''KNOOOOOOOOOOW.'''''
* How much is that doggie in the window?
** That's no dog; that's a ManekiNeko.
*** No, it's a [[ShinMegamiTensei Shiisaa!]]
** [[Film/AustinPowers One]] ''[[Film/AustinPowers million]]'' [[Film/AustinPowers dollars!]]
** [[Literature/TheBible Thirty pieces of silver.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch You sure it's a dog?]]
* [[Music/CultureClub Do you really want to hurt me?]]
** [[Music/AliceCooper Just to hear you screamin' my name]].
** Yes. Yes, I really want to hurt you.
* [[Music/AvrilLavigne Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?]]
** What can I say? [[ComplexityAddiction I'm addicted to it.]]
*** Oh dear, that's [[Music/DanSeals a real bad thing]].
** I'm looing at you, [[TheChrisCarterEffect Chris Carter]].
* [[Music/BillyIdol Hey, little sister, what have you done?]]
** [[Videogame/BioShock Bad man, bad man! Unzip 'im, Mr. B! Unzip 'im!]]
* [[Music/{{Blink182}} What's My Age Again?]]
** [[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo I am twenty-nine. I got my first girlfriend.]]
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 It's too embarassing to say, but I'm only a hundred and six.]]
* How do you like your eggs in the morning?
** Poached, on a crumpet. In the evening I prefer an omelette.
** [[Film/RunawayBride Benedict. I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.]]
* [[Music/PinkFloyd Mother, did it need to be so high?]]
** ''[[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Isaac...]]''
* [[Music/ThreeDoorsDown If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?]]
** You sound slightly crazy already.
* [[Music/{{Queen}} What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?]]
** GORDON'S ALIVE?
* [[Music/{{Sabaton}} What's the price of a mile?]]
** 1.609344 of the km price.
* [[Music/{{Eminem}} How you gonna breastfeed me, mom?! You ain't got no tits!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros It's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress]].
* [[Music/PinkFloyd Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?]]
** Floyd, duh.
** [[ShapedLikeItself What? The one that's coloured pink!]]
** The singer that wrote 'So What' and 'There You Go'.
* [[Music/PeterGabriel Why don't you make your intention clear?]]
** Was the ClickHello not enough?
* [[Music/ShaniaTwain Whose bed have your boots been under?]]
** [[YourMom Your mother's!]]
* How deep is your love?
** As deep as the puddle in front of my house. Now can you please shut up?
* [[Music/TheWhiteStripes Little ghost, little ghost, one I'm scared of the most, can you scare me up a little bit of love?]]
** ...How does that work? How do you scare someone into being in love?
*** [[GladToBeAliveSex There are ways]].
* [[Music/KylieMinogue What do I have to do to get it through to you? How can I prove I really love you, love you?]]
** [[Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing Kill Claudio]].
*** [[Music/MeatLoaf I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Bring your Sun Mask to me in three day's time.]]
* [[Music/MenAtWork Do you come from a land down under?]]
** [[EscapedFromHell Just got back from the Land Way Down Under, actually]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5GbNMfdJfs Whatever happened to the revolution?]]
** [[Theatre/LesMiserables Javert nipped it in the bud.]]
* [[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Is it bright where you are?]]
** No, but the people have definitely changed.
* [[Music/MidnightOil And did I hear you say,]] "MyCountryRightOrWrong"?
* [[Music/TheKillers It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?]]
** Are you the kind of person who just kisses random people for no reason? It probably wasn't "only a kiss".
* [[Music/InsaneClownPosse Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?]]
* [[Music/MichaelJackson Annie, are you OK? Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?]]
** If you stopped panicking you would probably hear my answer.
* [[Music/VanessaCarlton If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?]]
* Do you know the way to San Jose?
** Well, if you're coming from San Francisco, just take I-280 or Route 101, while if you're coming from the south, take I-5 until Exit 403... should I write this down for you?
* [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Where are you Christmas?]]
** [[Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough In Turkey]].
** You'll find it [[ChristmasCreep as soon as Halloween is over - or earlier]].
* Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
* What shall we do with the drunken sailor, ear-lye in the morning?
* [[Music/LivingColour Look in my eyes, what do you see?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNoINHdM5WA What makes such a sweet guy dance so mean?]]
* [[CrapsackWorld Is it only a dream that there'll be]] [[Music/PinkFloyd no more turning away?]]
* You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
** Somebody to walk underneath that weight so [[AnvilOnHead it can fall on them]].
* [[Music/{{Roxette}} What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?]]
** Blue paint.
** Contact lenses.
* [[Music/{{PaulMcCartney}} Mister Marks, can you find for me someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee?]]
* [[Music/PinkFloyd So... so you think you can tell...]]
** ...heaven from hell?
** Blue skies from pain?
** Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
** A smile from a veil?
** Do you think you can tell?
** Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
** Hot ashes for trees?
** Hot air for a cool breeze?
** Cold comfort for change?
** Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
** Because you live in UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}--get over it.
** [[Literature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Because you're a rain god.]]
** Because you don't go inside when it rains.
** Haven't you seen your own MusicVideo? You've got no roof!
** Because you're too mean to buy a decent umbrella.
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} You have the Drizzle ability.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Tenshi was bored.]]
* [[Disney/PeterPan "What Made the Red Man Red?"]]
** '''Racism.'''
** Indians
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre#Early_historical_period Ochre?]]
** A lack of sunscreen.
** Sunburns.
** Well he'd look awful silly if he were blue, now wouldn't he?
** I'm pretty sure Redman isn't ''actually'' red. Come on, now.
** Genetics, adaptation to ambient light conditions over several thousand years, and enough stereotyping by whitey to lump great variation together.
** Blue paint.
** Red paint, duh.
** Communism
* [[Music/TheBeatles Why don't we do it in the road?]]
** No one will be watching us.
** We'll be run over.
*** [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-04.html This won two people]] the Website/DarwinAwards.
** It will be really dirty and uncomfortable.
** Because there's a dead possum there.
*** You sure it's dead and not just playing?
** Right in front of the [[AbbeyRoadCrossing abbey]]? Ew, no!
* [[Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas How did 64 get in there?]]
** It's eight squared, don't you see.
*** Base eight.
** [[Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas Everybody get one? Good.]]
** The SNES needed updating.
** Creator/ShigesatoItoi thought it sounded cool.
* [[Music/PanicAtTheDisco Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?]]
** [[Music/{{Metallica}} The door is closed... and so are your eyes, apparently.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF7Rn2y9DyM *closes]] [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys door*]]
*** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Well played.]]
** [[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Just push on the wood here. Never use the doorknob. I’m always afraid that it will shatter into a million pieces and that one of them will hit my eye]].
* Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
** Just like you, they're [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uncritically attracted to shiny objects.]]
** [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Wait, those are turkey vultures... Are you a zombie?]]
** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Do they? Fascinating! Can there be a creature whose existence depends solely on its proximity to an observer?]]
** I don't know. [[Film/TheBirds Mr. Hitchcock]] won't tell anybody.
** Because [[FlippingTheBird those rude people don't like me for some reason]].
* [[Music/{{Queen}} Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?]]
** [[Creator/SquareEnix Yup.]] [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Your last.]]
** Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
*** Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
*** I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
** Film/TheMatrix has you...
** Just check your [[Film/{{Inception}} totem]], dude.
** [[MemeticMutation Is this going to be forever?]]
** It's AllJustADream.
*** No, ''this'' is the dream. [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus You are back in the cell.]]
** TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou.
* ''Who Wrote the Book of Love?''
** [[LoveHurts A masochist.]]
** [[http://www.amazon.com/Book-Love-Magdalene-Line/dp/0743299973 Kathleen McGowan]].
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Somebody named Love, obviously]].
*** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII Donald]], perhaps?
* [[Music/TheWho Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?]]
** [[SubvertedTrope I'm a policeman, you don't have to know my name!]]
*** [[BradPaisley Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman...]]
** It seems you really want to know. Too bad.
** Yes, I play first on the Troper Baseball Team.
** [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Just who the hell do you think I am?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho I'm the Doctor.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Just a man, or a Superman?]]
*** [[Music/{{Queen}} Just a man, with a man's courage.]]
*** [[Music/FiveForFighting I'm only a man in a funny red sheet.]]
*** [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?]]
*** [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas It's not a dress; it's a kilt. Sicko!]]
** [[ComicBook/VForVendetta "Who"? "Who" is but the form following the function of "what" and what I am is a man in a mask.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} I am Optimus Prime.]]
*** [[Series/BabylonFive Unacceptable answer!]] I already know your ''name''. ''[[ArcWords Who are you?]]''
** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Who am I?]] '''''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!]]'''''
** [[WhosOnFirst Whoo]].
** [[Music/TheBeatles I am the Walrus.]]
** [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel I am a Rock. I am an Island.]]
** Actually, [[SplitPersonality I'm not sure.]]
** [[Music/BlackSabbath I AM IRON MAN!]]
** [[Film/JamesBond Bond. James Bond]].
*** [[Film/CasinoRoyale2006 You know my name.]]
** [[Film/JudgeDredd I am the law]].
** [[Series/KamenRiderDecade I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider]].
** [[ComicBook/XMen I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!]]
** [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Don't you know who I am? I'm Electro]].
** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall I AM A MAN!]]
** [[Music/PigWithTheFaceOfABoy I am the man who arranges the blocks]] [[VideoGame/{{Tetris}} that descend upon you from up above]].
** Hoot-hoot! I am an owl.
** ROAR ROAR I'm [[Literature/WingsOfFire Starflight the NightWing]].
** [[Franchise/DanganRonpa I am Monokuma!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI Now baby I'm the ripper! Your baby daddy's worst nightmare!]]
** [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Just a guy who's a hero for fun.]]
** [[Disney/AliceInWonderland Well, don't you think you ought to tell me]] ''[[Disney/AliceInWonderland who]]'' [[Disney/AliceInWonderland you are first?]]
** [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cnvi_i-m-a-bitch-i-m-a-lover-meredith-br_music I'm a bitch, I'm a lover / I'm a child, I'm a mother / I'm a sinner, I'm a saint / I do not feel ashamed]]
** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep.]]
*** "Meow meow, I'm a cow, I said meow meow I'm a" - "[[BigNo NO]]!"
** [[Disney/BigHero6 I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.]]
* Who let the dogs out?
** Film/{{Beethoven}}.
** Music/TheWho.
*** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]].
*** Doctor who?
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers, release the hounds.]]
** The guy being chased by cats?
** The guy who uses BrandX in [[ToiletHumour Beano and some Pepto-Bismol]] commercials.
** [[WebOriginal/JonTron IT WAS ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, ALRIGHT?!?]]
** [[Literature/UncleTomsCabin Simon Legree]].
** [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello No, wasn't him. He's at the ballgame]].
* How many roads must a man walk down?
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Forty-two.]]
** No, it's rhetorical.
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Rhetorical, eh? Eight!]]
** [[WebComic/{{Homestuck}} Four Thirteen.]]
** [[Literature/TheMouseThatRoared One hundred and sixty-one]].
** Before they can call him a man? I don't know, but he has to revisit highway 40.
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Two hundred and three]].
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Most trainers go down about forty-five per game.]]
* What is love?
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I Baby, don't hurt me]]... [[WaxingLyrical don't hurt me]]... [[EarWorm no more]]...
** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} A curious game.]] [[Film/WarGames The only winning move is not to play.]]
** A miserable little pile of baby don't hurt me.
** [[Music/TheBeatles Something that money can't buy, apparently.]]
** [[Film/TheDevilsAdvocate Overrated. Biochemically, no different from eating a lot of chocolate.]]
** A second-hand emotion.
*** A sweet old-fashioned notion.
** A many-splendored thing.
** [[Music/PatBenatar A battlefield]].
** [[AsTheGoodBookSays Patient; kind; it does not envy, it does not boast]], etc etc.
** Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love]] you're asking for.
** [[Music/TheBeatles All you need]].
** A tennis term meaning "You're not doing that well."
** [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews It's a curious thing.]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture Make a-one man weep, make another man sing.]]
*** That's not love itself, just its power.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Food for the changelings.]]
** [[Music/HelloProject What do you want, is it necessary?]]
** A temple.
** The higher law.
** [[Videogame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds...]]
** It means never having to say you're sorry.
** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} An acronym for]] [[spoiler:[[CharacterLevel Level Of [=ViolencE=]]]]].
** [[AwesomeMusic/StevenUniverse What Garnet is made of]].
** [[[VisualNovel/DanganRonpa REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]]]
** [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Love is War]].
** [[Memes/{{Gundam}} Acguy is love]].
** [[VideoGame/{{EarthBoundBeginnings}} Love is the power, Love is the glory, Love is the beauty and the joy of spring, Love is the magic, Love is the story, Love is the melody we all can sing...]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles What would you do if I sang out of tune?]]
** I would stand up and walk out on you.
** I would turn off the radio.
** Ask you to stop singing.
** Yes, because your singing it bad and you should feel bad.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Stop! No time for a song! Here comes Applejack!]]
* Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that's been keeping me up all night?
** No. That would be insomnia.
** [[Film/TheProducers It's called an erection. Well, it's that or malaria. Don't worry, they have pills for everything these days.]]
** [[Music/JohnMellencamp Sometimes love don't feel like it should--you make it hurt so good.]]
** [[Music/PetShopBoys Another night with open eyes, too late to sleep, too soon to rise…]]
* [[Music/TheOffspring Why Don't You Get A Job?]]
** I blame the recession. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife And this website.]]
** [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob I'm independently wealthy.]]
** I don't have a job because I don't have any skills, I don't have any skills because I didn't go to school, I didn't go to school because I don't have any money, I don't have any money because I don't have a job, I don't have a job because I don't have any skills...
*** [[Music/AliceCooper And so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car... And a house. With cable]].
** [[NoodleIncident After what happened at Rite Aid, I'm pretty much unemployable.]]
** [[Literature/TheBible ...Because he's covered in boils?]]
* [[Music/TheRollingStones Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name?]]
** Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}}, gimme my baby back.
*** [[GuideDangIt Wrong]]. It's [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIQuestForTheCrown Ifnkovhgroghprm.]]
** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Could it be… SATAN?!]]
** Trick question - [[IHaveManyNames you have many names]].
** [[FilkSong George Lucas]].
** No. If you want to introduce yourself, you can tell me your name like a normal person, damn it.
*** He won't because he's [[VideoGame/PaperMario Doo liss]]. ...Confound it, [[InterfaceScrew he stole a letter from my keyboard!]] Again!
** Your name is Not-Bob.
** Only if you guess mine.
** JustForFun/CandleJack
** Oh, come ''on,'' [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Fhqwhgads]]!
** Lucy.
* What is this feeling?
** Stomach pains. I'm afraid you're going to die.
** [[Theatre/{{Wicked}} Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.]]
** It couldn't be tonsillitis, it feels like neuritis, but nevertheless it's love.
** Don't worry, you'll get over it.
** A heart attack. Call 911!
** Gas.
** The feeling that you will have been here before.
** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother You just got slapped! Across the face, my friend...]]
*** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother Yeah that really just happened...]]
** Hey, [[Music/DaftPunk if you wanna leave, I'm with it...]]
** [[VideoGame/PokerNightTwo That's envy, you emotionally stunted android.]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The burning you feel? It is shame.]]
** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The feeling that you will have been here before.]]
* War, huh! What is it good for?
** [[Discworld/{{Thud}} Freeing slaves, maybe? Defending yourself against a totalitarian aggressor?]].
** Depends on your opinion of the purpose of life. Is it to live the longest, healthiest, safest life possible? Maybe. Or maybe life is to sacrifice in the name of glory, tradition, or identity. [[WebVideo/CrashCourse These are big questions, and there are no easy answers...]]
** [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.]]
** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice It strengthens the economy!]]
*** [[ArtisticLisenceEconomy Except it doesn't.]]
* [[EagleLand "Oh, say can you... and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave?"]]
** [[GrammarNazi Run on sentence.]]
*** [[GrammarNazi Also, missing a verb.]]
** [[ScunthorpeProblem Banned for inappropriate language]] (s[[ClusterBleepBomb ** *** *** *** ** *** *** *** ***]]t)
** [[Creator/OscarWilde Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.]]
*** '''[[Film/TheRock [=[Punch]=]]]'''
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Oh, won't you please take me home?]]
** You can't go home. You can never go home.
*** [[Music/BonJovi Who says you can't go home?]]
*** [[Music/{{Eagles}} You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.]]
*** [[Music/{{Daughtry}} But these places and these faces are getting old, so I'm going home.]]
** [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Ohmigod! Yes I will!]]
** Well, I'd need to know where you live first, unless you mean ''my'' home, which is kind of a mess right now...
** If I do, [[Music/CultureClub will you still be in love, baby?]]
** Even now, after all you've done, you can still ''go'' home!
** Why, [[Music/PhilCollins cuz you don't remember]]?
** How can I? I'm no [[Music/JohnDenver country road]].
** [[Music/PeterGabriel If your heart's going boom-boom-boom, then yeah, grab your things, I've come to take you home.]]
** No, get the bus.
* [[Music/BlackSabbath What is this that stands before me?]]
** [[Music/GreenDay A bald guy talking in a cell phone and a marching band.]][[http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1142444300-front-cover.jpg]]
** It's just me. Hi there.
** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} A dagger.]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles Is there anybody going to listen to my story?]]
** I've got about three minutes. Make it quick.
** Depends on the story, I suppose.
** [[VideoGame/PaperMario At first, but then I'll fall asleep partway through and not wake up until you ask me if I'm listening, at which point I'll claim I am.]]
** No.
* [[Music/{{War}} Why can't we be friends?]]
** Because you're kind of a jerk...
** I'm shy and socially awkward, so I don't really spend time with people. Don't take it personally.
** [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you]]!
** You're an idiot.
** [[Creator/StuartAshen Because we're poor and I hate you.]]
* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Why did Constantinople]] [[CoveredUp get the works?]]
** Ask the Turks.
*** Can't. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII They're Shin-Ra's secret agents]].
** They were conquered by people who had a different religion.
** Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way.
*** TheyChangedItNowItSucks.
** I thought it was called Istanbul.
* [[Music/LeonardCohen What can I tell you, my brother, my killer? What could I possibly say?]]
** "Next time, check the safety on that thing"?
** "[[Music/PinkFloyd Careful with that axe, Eugene.]]"
* [[Music/TheCure Why can't I be you?]]
** Because I'm not done being me yet.
** Because deep down, you realize I kinda suck and you're better off as yourself.
* How many people want to kick some ass?
** 42. Always 42.
** Sorry, I'm really just a sensitive artist...
* [[Music/TheMoodyBlues Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door with a thousand different questions about hate and death and war?]]
** Next time, ask the questions one at a time.
** Nobody's home. Try the next house.
** Hiding! Who the f*** wants to answer a thousand questions?!
** [[VisibleSilence ...]]
** The world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
* [[Music/WhitneyHouston How will I know if he really loves me?]]
** [[Music/{{Cher}} It's in his kiss.]]
*** Specifically, [[VideoGame/SuperheroLeagueOfHoboken a kiss before the morning toothbrushing.]]
* [[Music/{{Queen}} Who wants to live forever?]]
** [[VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri I want to live for a thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.]]
*** '''[[Music/{{REM}} I]]''' [[Music/{{REM}} could live a million...]]
*** [[Literature/HarryPotter Only I can live forever!]]
** No, he doesn't. At least not anymore. He's tired.
** [[Music/OingoBoingo NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!]]
** [[ImmortalityHurts Don't we have a whole trope on this idea?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho The Family of Blood]].
* [[Music/{{REM}} What's the frequency, Kenneth?]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail African or European?]]
** I don't know, but it [[{{Pun}} hurts]]!
** The speed of propagation divided by the wavelength.
* [[Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival Have you ever seen the rain?]]
** For three days straight. Give us some sun already!
** [[Music/JamesTaylor I've seen fire, too. And sunny days I thought would never end.]]
* [[Music/BonnieTyler Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?]]
** He's having a beer with the streetwise Hercules.
* [[Music/ToddEdwards Why do you even bother?]]
** Because I want to.
** Whoever said I did?
** Biko. Because Biko.
* [[Music/ThePixies Where is my mind?]]
** [[Music/BasementJaxx Where's your head at?]]
* [[Music/KilroyWasHere What the devil's going on?]]
** Really? That's your best insult?
** Blowed if I know.
** Didn't I tell you that my name is LouisCypher?
** We're playing a Tv Tropes game. Have a go - that's how wikis work.
* [[Music/PinkFloyd Is there anybody out there?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Who's]] [[RunningGag out there.]]
** No.
** [[Music/OneohtrixPointNever There's nobody]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw here...]]
* What rhymes with "hug me"?
** 'Mug me'? Might not want to say that too much...
** [[HatesBeingTouched "Don't hug me"]] rhymes with "hug me."
** [[Film/MidnightMadness Hugem... Huge M! What place around here has a huge M?]]
** [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017 ...rice pilaf]]
** [[TormentByAnnoyance Bug]] [[MostAnnoyingSound me]], [[LoveAtFirstPunch slug]] [[TalkToTheFist me]], [[ButLiquorIsQuicker drug]] [[SlippingAMickey me]]...
** Tug me.
* Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
** Go home dad, you're drunk.
** [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ...Are you, like, Iron Fist or something?]]
* [[Music/TheAxisOfAwesome Why aren't lasers doing cool shit?]]
** Scientists are worried we'll find out how much fun they are.
** Because oddly enough, giant FrickinLaserBeams are somewhat dangerous.
** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Everything's lasers with you!]]
** They are, but maybe not the cool things ''you're'' thinking of.
** Just like any other weapon, you need to level them up.
** Lucasfilm would sue us for plagiarism, so [[Series/BattlestarGalactica1978 we]] had to make do with invisible lasers.
*** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Stop mocking our invisible guns.]]
* [[{{Music/Ylvis}} What does the fox say?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIR8RtI9kaw This.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mtjiOwertA And this.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_DVvNK7mRA Here's your answer.]]
** [[VideoGame/StarFox Get out of there, Slippy!]]
** [[Webcomic/HiimDaisy ALL YO' YENS, YIP YIP YAP!!!]]
** [[Series/{{Firefly}} Your favorite show]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork has been canceled.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Believe it!]]
*** [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Or don't!]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure "All's well that ends well, right?"]]
** [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt "HWAIIIEEE!"]]
** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-]]
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtezkpAsSpY&t=40s We're no strangers]] [[Music/RickAstley to looove~]]
** BOOM BOOM!
** [[http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0913/funny-youtube-comment-fox-say-dora.jpg Do you people even watch]] WesternAnimation/{{Dora|TheExplorer}}? the fox says "AWWW MAN".
* Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart?
** It appears my NeuroVault is still functioning well. Excellent...
** Do you even know what happened with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the last guy]] who knew all the words to that song?
*** Hudduh hudduh huuudduh, hudduh hud hud huud?
** I believe the autonomic nervous system functions regardless of age and gender.
** Not since I was about five.
** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Yes. That's why I get them to make contracts with me.]]
* [[Music/EltonJohn What do I do when lightning strikes me?]]
** Call 911!
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Stop]] [[Videogame/FinalFantasyXIII2 playing]] Creator/{{Squ|areEnix}}eenix [[Videogame/LightningReturnsFinalFantasyXIII games.]]
** [[VideoGame/MarioKart Use a mushroom]].
** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Use a high-mobility character to dodge and bait. Sheik and Yoshi generally outmatch Pikachu.]]
* [[Music/PeteSeeger Where have all the flowers gone?]]
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution To the florist?]]
** Mario needs them.
*** [[VideoGame/PaperMario But they despawned with the hearts and coins.]]
** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Alphys needed them for experimentation.]]]]
* [[Music/LeAnnRimes How do I breathe without you?]]
** Inhale, exhale.
** With a ventilator.
* Am I ever gonna see your face again?
** No way, get fucked, fuck off!
** [[Literature/TheBible Get thee from me, take heed to thyself, see my face no more; for in that day thou seest my face thou shalt die.]]
* [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you, why do I love you?!]]
** Hate isn't the opposite of love, indifference is.
** Someone's a bit {{Tsundere}}.
** It's called kismesissitude.
* [[Music/SimplePlan How could this happen to me?]]
** That's going to need more explanation than we can give in this short bullet point.
** [[Theatre/TheLionKing Do you want the short list or the long?]]
* [[Music/TheBuggles I met your children, what did you tell them?]]
** That you suck and cannot be trusted.
* [[Music/GreenDay Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?]]
** What, all of it? We could be here a while.
* [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews Do you believe in love?]]
** Do you believe it's true?
** [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} If it means a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you tell me.]]
* [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Are you going to Scarborough Fair?]]
** No. I don't even know where the heck that is.
*** North-East England.
* [[Music/PinkFloyd How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?]]
** I take the pudding from you.
* [[Music/{{Coldplay}} How long must you wait for it?]]
** Just [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd gimme three steps]].
* [[Music/JoniMitchell Don't it always seem to go]] [[Music/CountingCrows that you don't know what you've got till it's gone?]]
** And then you've got to wait for them to re-spawn, too.
* [[Music/MidnightOil How do we dance when our Earth is turning?]]
** Do the twist?
** How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
*** I was sleeping at a motel at the time.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_My_Scene%3F What's My Scene?]]
** And another thing \ I've been wondering lately \ Am I crazy \ To believe in ideals?
*** [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers Not necessarily!]]
** A Franchise/{{Barbie}} toyline.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civzfZ_3uVc Do you see what I see?]]
** That depends. Mostly on what you can see.
** Good grief, [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy there's a spaceship parked behind the sidescreen.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs How long can we look at each other / Down the barrel of a gun?]]
** Dare you to blink first!
* [[Music/PaulSimon Can I call you Betty?]]
** Yes, but [[Film/MulhollandDrive I think I might be Diane Selwyn]].
** That's 'Elizabeth' to you, [[Series/KingOfFighters Ash]].
** But my name's Cameron...
** Well, that is my name, so yeah.
* [[Music/BowlingForSoup Are You Kidding Me?!]]
** No. This is SeriousBusiness.
* [[NurseryRhyme Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?]]
** No. [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Wait until they eat some more grass.]]
* [[PlaygroundSong Did you ever see a lassie?]]
** They're not bad films, on the whole.
* [[Music/TheBangles Am I only dreaming, or is this burning an eternal flame?]]
** [[Music/CheapTrick I will be the flame!]]
* [[Music/TheKillers Are we human? Or are we dancers?]]
** You ''can'' be both, you know.
* Do you really want to know?
** [[Music/TomPettyAndTheHeartbreakers I need to know!]]
** Yes.
*** Come on.
*** '''''KNOOOOOOOOOOW.'''''
* How much is that doggie in the window?
** That's no dog; that's a ManekiNeko.
*** No, it's a [[ShinMegamiTensei Shiisaa!]]
** [[Film/AustinPowers One]] ''[[Film/AustinPowers million]]'' [[Film/AustinPowers dollars!]]
** [[Literature/TheBible Thirty pieces of silver.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch You sure it's a dog?]]
* [[Music/CultureClub Do you really want to hurt me?]]
** [[Music/AliceCooper Just to hear you screamin' my name]].
** Yes. Yes, I really want to hurt you.
* [[Music/AvrilLavigne Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?]]
** What can I say? [[ComplexityAddiction I'm addicted to it.]]
*** Oh dear, that's [[Music/DanSeals a real bad thing]].
** I'm looing at you, [[TheChrisCarterEffect Chris Carter]].
* [[Music/BillyIdol Hey, little sister, what have you done?]]
** [[Videogame/BioShock Bad man, bad man! Unzip 'im, Mr. B! Unzip 'im!]]
* [[Music/{{Blink182}} What's My Age Again?]]
** [[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo I am twenty-nine. I got my first girlfriend.]]
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 It's too embarassing to say, but I'm only a hundred and six.]]
* How do you like your eggs in the morning?
** Poached, on a crumpet. In the evening I prefer an omelette.
** [[Film/RunawayBride Benedict. I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.]]
* [[Music/PinkFloyd Mother, did it need to be so high?]]
** ''[[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Isaac...]]''
* [[Music/ThreeDoorsDown If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?]]
** You sound slightly crazy already.
* [[Music/{{Queen}} What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?]]
** GORDON'S ALIVE?
* [[Music/{{Sabaton}} What's the price of a mile?]]
** 1.609344 of the km price.
* [[Music/{{Eminem}} How you gonna breastfeed me, mom?! You ain't got no tits!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros It's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress]].
* [[Music/PinkFloyd Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?]]
** Floyd, duh.
** [[ShapedLikeItself What? The one that's coloured pink!]]
** The singer that wrote 'So What' and 'There You Go'.
* [[Music/PeterGabriel Why don't you make your intention clear?]]
** Was the ClickHello not enough?
* [[Music/ShaniaTwain Whose bed have your boots been under?]]
** [[YourMom Your mother's!]]
* How deep is your love?
** As deep as the puddle in front of my house. Now can you please shut up?
* [[Music/TheWhiteStripes Little ghost, little ghost, one I'm scared of the most, can you scare me up a little bit of love?]]
** ...How does that work? How do you scare someone into being in love?
*** [[GladToBeAliveSex There are ways]].
* [[Music/KylieMinogue What do I have to do to get it through to you? How can I prove I really love you, love you?]]
** [[Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing Kill Claudio]].
*** [[Music/MeatLoaf I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Bring your Sun Mask to me in three day's time.]]
* [[Music/MenAtWork Do you come from a land down under?]]
** [[EscapedFromHell Just got back from the Land Way Down Under, actually]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5GbNMfdJfs Whatever happened to the revolution?]]
** [[Theatre/LesMiserables Javert nipped it in the bud.]]
* [[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Is it bright where you are?]]
** No, but the people have definitely changed.
* [[Music/MidnightOil And did I hear you say,]] "MyCountryRightOrWrong"?
* [[Music/TheKillers It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?]]
** Are you the kind of person who just kisses random people for no reason? It probably wasn't "only a kiss".
* [[Music/InsaneClownPosse Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?]]
* [[Music/MichaelJackson Annie, are you OK? Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?]]
** If you stopped panicking you would probably hear my answer.
* [[Music/VanessaCarlton If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?]]
* Do you know the way to San Jose?
** Well, if you're coming from San Francisco, just take I-280 or Route 101, while if you're coming from the south, take I-5 until Exit 403... should I write this down for you?
* [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Where are you Christmas?]]
** [[Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough In Turkey]].
** You'll find it [[ChristmasCreep as soon as Halloween is over - or earlier]].
* Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
* What shall we do with the drunken sailor, ear-lye in the morning?
* [[Music/LivingColour Look in my eyes, what do you see?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNoINHdM5WA What makes such a sweet guy dance so mean?]]
* [[CrapsackWorld Is it only a dream that there'll be]] [[Music/PinkFloyd no more turning away?]]
* You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
** Somebody to walk underneath that weight so [[AnvilOnHead it can fall on them]].
* [[Music/{{Roxette}} What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?]]
** Blue paint.
** Contact lenses.
* [[Music/{{PaulMcCartney}} Mister Marks, can you find for me someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee?]]
* [[Music/PinkFloyd So... so you think you can tell...]]
** ...heaven from hell?
** Blue skies from pain?
** Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
** A smile from a veil?
** Do you think you can tell?
** Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
** Hot ashes for trees?
** Hot air for a cool breeze?
** Cold comfort for change?
** Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
