History Funny / ZoeyProasheck

-->'''Fiona''': So I was right! He does die. Not trampled by wildebeests, but trampled by a sun.
-->'''Zoey''': This isn't ''Film/TheLionKing''!

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** As they're crawling through an underwater tunnel, Zoey has a conversation with Fiona in which they both agree that if Fiona ever got kidnapped and taken to an OldDarkHouse, Zoey would not and should not come to her rescue. They're suddenly interrupted by [[JumpScare a rotting corpse floating up in front of them]], prompting [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl the loudest scream]] ever heard from the normally deeper-voiced Zoey.

** Zoey does comically terribly throughout the tutorial, causing her, Fiona, and the chat to unanimously predict that the challenges will all sweep in Fiona's favor. Then, the moment the challenges start, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass she starts beating Fiona by large margins and getting first place consistently]], to the bafflement of all involved.

* Zoey does comically terribly throughout the tutorial, causing her, Fiona, and the chat to unanimously predict that the challenges will all sweep in Fiona's favor. Then, the moment the challenges start, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass she starts beating Fiona by large margins and getting first place consistently]], to the bafflement of all involved.

-->'''Zoey''': ... [[BluntYes Yes.]] You know that you always have a handle on my tits.

-->'''Fiona''': Ah, thanks! Thank you for paying me ''something''. (''{{Beat}}, in a lower, sultrier voice'') Will I get that something, Zoey?
-->'''Zoey''': ... Yes! You know that you always have a handle on my tits.

** After recovering from her initial disbelief over the [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Great Ape transformations]], Fiona takes the opportunity to launch into a tract about how real-life great apes aren't monsters and should be protected in the wild. Zoey is appropriately confused.

-->'''Zoey''': No, they shot me first! [[{{Understatement}} They were being mean!]]

** Because she's utterly clueless and thinks the whole thing is stupid, the chat decides to start [[{{Troll}} trolling Fiona]] about the nature of certain things, first making her believe and insist to a baffled Zoey that [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} the Dragon Balls are tools you use to collect dragons and use them in battle]]. She gets very sad when she learns that this is not the case.

** Zoey's character, [[PunnyName Zoku]], is a Saiyan woman with short black hair, [[WTHCostumingDepartment bright golden armor she imports from her character in the first game, and at one point a plain grey bowling shirt]]; she speaks in a deadpan, unenthusiastic monotone even when [[CallingYourAttacks calling her attacks]] (charging up her ki makes her sound like she's holding in a sneeze), and -- as Fiona points out -- she frequently looks completely [[ComicallyCrossEyed cross-eyed]].

** Zoey's character, [[PunnyName Zoku]], is a Saiyan woman with short black hair, [[WTHCostumingDepartment bright golden armor she imports from her character in the first game, and at one point a plain grey bowling shirt]]; she speaks in a [[CreepyMonotone low, deadpan monotone]] even when [[CallingYourAttacks calling her attacks]] (charging up her ki makes her sound like she's holding in a sneeze), and -- as Fiona points out -- she frequently looks completely [[ComicallyCrossEyed cross-eyed]].

** Zoey's character, [[PunnyName Zoku]], is a Saiyan woman with short black hair, [[WTHCostumingDepartment bright golden armor she imports from her character in the first game, and at one point a plain grey bowling shirt]]; she speaks in a [[CreepyMonotone low, deadpan monotone]] even when [[CallingYourAttacks calling her attacks]], and -- as Fiona points out -- she frequently looks completely [[ComicallyCrossEyed cross-eyed]].

** Zoey's character, [[PunnyName Zoku]], is a Saiyan woman with short black hair, [[WTHCostumingDepartment a plain grey bowling shirt, and golden spandex pants]] she imports from her character in the first game; she speaks in a [[CreepyMonotone low, deadpan monotone]] even when [[CallingYourAttacks calling her attacks]], and -- as Fiona points out -- she frequently looks completely [[ComicallyCrossEyed cross-eyed]].

** Because she's utterly clueless and thinks the whole thing is stupid, the chat decides to start [[{{Troll}} trolling Fiona]] about the nature of certain things, first making her believe and insist to Zoey that [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} the Dragon Balls are tools you use to collect dragons and use them in battle]].

** In the middle of a training mission, Zoey encounters two Time Patrollers named [[RefugeInAudacity Dirty Bonobo and Waifu Material]].

** Zoey's character, [[PunnyName Zoku]], is a Saiyan woman with short black hair, [[WTHCostumingDepartment a plain shirt, and golden spandex pants]] she imports from her character in the first game; she speaks in a [[CreepyMonotone low, deadpan monotone]] even when [[CallingYourAttacks calling her attacks]], and -- as Fiona points out -- she frequently looks completely [[ComicallyCrossEyed cross-eyed]].

** The appearance of Turles and Lord Slug leads Zoey to once again attempt an explanation, sparking a discussion about the Time Patrol system and whether there are [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Time Patroller Patroller Patrollers]].

-->'''Fiona''': Well, [[CrossesTheLineTwice the light is touching the land in a lot of places]].

** The ''instant'' Fiona finally builds a bridge that holds up and satisfies all of the goals, [[CosmicPlaything the game crashes on her]].

* About half an hour into their ''Besiege'' stream, Zoey and Fiona are faced with [[MeleeATrois armies attacking them from three sides]], which they must eliminate. After numerous failed plans (this encounter takes up [[OverlyLongGag a full hour of the stream]], give or take), both of them undergo severe SanitySlippage, with Fiona intently constructing a [[WeaponOfMassDestruction ridiculous multi-leveled fortress of cannons and bombs]] while Zoey continually pesters Fiona with the idea of using an explosion to launch a boulder. And the instant they first try to test it, [[StuffBlowingUp it immediately explodes.]]

* On the 2015 Christmas Eve stream, it's revealed that when Zoey and Fiona wake up every morning, [[CloudCuckoolander Zoey turns to Fiona and says something random in one of her crazy voices]]. Apparently, [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} "HOI! I'M TEMMIE!"]] is a recurring one.

-->'''Zoey''': [[TakeThat Oh, I miss you, Zoey!]] I love you, Zoey! Oh, Zoey!

-->'''Zoey''': Yeah? [[{{Troll}} Doesn't show.]]

-->'''Fiona''': I love y- (''processes what was said, descends into giggling'') Oh God, no! You can't say that!

-->'''Zoey''': [[VampireVords I van to suck your blood!]]

** The mission-ending cutscene is supposed to be taken seriously, as it [[spoiler: reveals that Cross' father was killed by the organization who hired 47's agency, reveals the connection between the missions, and makes 47 and Diana aware of the BigBad]], but Zoey is constantly distracted by [[{{Narm}} how out-of-place and strangely positioned 47 and Diana are.]]

-->'''Zoey''': [[TemptingFate No I'm not!]] ''("Murder of Crows" vigor idle animation causes Booker's [[RedRightHand hand to turn into a warped talon]])'' Ignore the bird hand!

-->'''Zoey''': No, they shot me first! [[{{Understatement}} They were being mean!]