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-->'''Zoey''': [[TemptingFate No I'm not!]] ''("Murder of Crows" vigor idle animation causes Booker's [[RedRightHand hand to turn into a warped talon)'' Ignore the bird hand!

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-->'''Zoey''': [[TemptingFate No I'm not!]] ''("Murder of Crows" vigor idle animation causes Booker's [[RedRightHand hand to turn into a warped talon)'' talon]])'' Ignore the bird hand!

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-->'''Zoey''': No, they shot me first! [[{{Understatement}} They were being mean!]]

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-->'''Zoey''': No, they shot me first! [[{{Understatement}} They were being mean!]]mean!]
** This exchange, after Booker has killed a lot of soldiers in front of Elizabeth:
-->'''Elizabeth''': You're a monster!
-->'''Zoey''': [[TemptingFate No I'm not!]] ''("Murder of Crows" vigor idle animation causes Booker's [[RedRightHand hand to turn into a warped talon)'' Ignore the bird hand!
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** Zoey has to pause and [[INeedAFreakingDrink take a drink]] after stumbling onto the [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain racist raffle]] and seeing the first gory death. When she unpauses after a few minutes of cooling down and reading donations, her first attempt at a melee attack [[OffWithHisHead takes off her attacker's head completely]], forcing her to pause and drink again.

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** Zoey has to pause and [[INeedAFreakingDrink take a drink]] after stumbling onto the [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain racist raffle]] and seeing the first gory death. When she unpauses after a few minutes of cooling down and reading donations, her first attempt at a melee attack [[OffWithHisHead takes off her attacker's head completely]], forcing her to pause and drink again.again.
** A radio announcer reports on Booker's "rampage" and claims he's a malicious mass-murderer.
-->'''Zoey''': No, they shot me first! [[{{Understatement}} They were being mean!]]
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** Her horror and confusion upon finding four worshippers in different areas of the starting garden [[YouALLLookFamiliar who have the same face and haircut.]]

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** Her horror and confusion upon finding four worshippers in different areas of the starting garden [[YouALLLookFamiliar who have the same face and haircut.]]]]
** Zoey gets [[FreakOut a minor case of sensory overload]] when she first enters Columbia proper, and spends several minutes simply spluttering incoherently at all of the moving parts.
** Upon finding out that Columbia has the technology to record voices in 1912, she [[CloudCuckoolander wonders if Comstock is a Twitch streamer]].
** Because she's turned down the in-game music to avoid a copyright strike, all of the bands at the Columbia Fair appear to be simply toiling away at silent instruments.
** Zoey has to pause and [[INeedAFreakingDrink take a drink]] after stumbling onto the [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain racist raffle]] and seeing the first gory death. When she unpauses after a few minutes of cooling down and reading donations, her first attempt at a melee attack [[OffWithHisHead takes off her attacker's head completely]], forcing her to pause and drink again.
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-->'''Zoey''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice I guess we're not washing ourselves of the gayness today!]]

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-->'''Zoey''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice I guess we're not washing ourselves of the gayness today!]]today!]]
** Her horror and confusion upon finding four worshippers in different areas of the starting garden [[YouALLLookFamiliar who have the same face and haircut.]]
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** The mission-ending cutscene is supposed to be taken seriously, as it [[spoiler: reveals that Cross' father was killed by the organization who hired 47's agency, reveals the connection between the missions, and makes 47 and Diana aware of the BigBad]], but Zoey is constantly distracted by [[{{Narm}} how out-of-place and strangely positioned 47 and Diana are.]]

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** The mission-ending cutscene is supposed to be taken seriously, as it [[spoiler: reveals that Cross' father was killed by the organization who hired 47's agency, reveals the connection between the missions, and makes 47 and Diana aware of the BigBad]], but Zoey is constantly distracted by [[{{Narm}} how out-of-place and strangely positioned 47 and Diana are.]]]]
* Another solo stream, which has Zoey go through the first three hours of ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite'', starts off well when she happens upon a basin labeled "Of Thy Sins, Shall I Wash Thee", and Booker refuses to use it when she interacts with it.
-->'''Zoey''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice I guess we're not washing ourselves of the gayness today!]]
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-->'''Diana''': After all, today is Jordan Cross' 27th birthday.

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-->'''Diana''': After all, today is Jordan Cross' 27th birthday.birthday....



-->'''Diana''': [[BlackComedy The age]] when [[Music/JimiHendrix rock]] [[Music/KurtCobain stars]] [[Music/AmyWinehouse die]].

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-->'''Diana''': -->'''Diana''': ...[[BlackComedy The the age]] when [[Music/JimiHendrix rock]] [[Music/KurtCobain stars]] [[Music/AmyWinehouse die]].
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-->'''Narrator''': After all, today is Jordan Cross' 27th birthday.

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Diana''': After all, today is Jordan Cross' 27th birthday.



-->'''Narrator''': [[BlackComedy The age]] when [[Music/JimiHendrix rock]] [[Music/KurtCobain stars]] [[Music/AmyWinehouse die]].

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Diana''': [[BlackComedy The age]] when [[Music/JimiHendrix rock]] [[Music/KurtCobain stars]] [[Music/AmyWinehouse die]].

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** To get into the private lounge where her rock star target is, Zoey decides she needs a staff outfit to get past the two guards at the door. She heads up to her room and calls the front desk to request a minibar restocking, thinking that it's the perfect opportunity -- except when the restock arrives, [[OhCrap it's two people]]. A minute later, both of them have been clumsily stabbed with a letter opener and piled behind Zoey's bed. And to top it all off, [[ShaggyDogStory it turns out not to be the right kind of staff uniform]].
** Her attempts to somehow KillAndReplace a drummer surrounded by people in a bar, mid-conversation, [[WithThisHerring having exchanged her letter opener for a coconut]].

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** To get into the private lounge where her rock star target is, Zoey decides she needs a staff outfit to get past the two guards at the door. She heads up to her room and calls the front desk to request a minibar restocking, thinking that it's the perfect opportunity -- except when the restock arrives, [[OhCrap it's two people]]. A minute later, both of them have been clumsily stabbed with a letter opener and piled behind Zoey's bed. And to top it all off, then [[ShaggyDogStory it turns out not to be the right kind of staff uniform]].
** Her attempts to somehow KillAndReplace a drummer surrounded by people in a bar, mid-conversation, [[WithThisHerring having exchanged with a coconut]].
*** When she finally catches up to the drummer on his balcony, she decides to eliminate him by pushing him off, forgetting that she [[DeadPersonImpersonation needs his outfit]] and that [[EpicFail the balcony hangs over a small crowd]].
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her letter opener next try, she follows the drummer into the lounge and tries to remove the guard by throwing a coin into a room the other residents can't see. Instead, for some reason, the drummer himself heads into the room, and quickly falls victim to a coconut]].NeckSnap. [[AchievementsInIgnorance Zoey herself is baffled at how unintentionally well it worked.]] And then [[IdiotBall she dumps his body over the balcony again.]]
** Shortly after [[KarmicDeath tossing Cross off the roof]] and moving to her opportunity for Ken Morgan's assassination, Zoey knocks out a staff member and starts dragging her off the chair. A guard comes in at that exact moment, notices her crime, and draws a gun on her; in response, she [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill frantically draws her (unsilenced) pistol and fills him with bullets, continuing to shoot him after he dies]].
** The mission-ending cutscene is supposed to be taken seriously, as it [[spoiler: reveals that Cross' father was killed by the organization who hired 47's agency, reveals the connection between the missions, and makes 47 and Diana aware of the BigBad]], but Zoey is constantly distracted by [[{{Narm}} how out-of-place and strangely positioned 47 and Diana are.]]
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-->'''Zoey''': I feel like they should be.

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-->'''Zoey''': I feel like they should be.be.
* In Zoey's solo stream of the Bangkok mission in ''[[VideoGame/Hitman2016 Hitman]]'', she briefly [[CloudCuckoolander loses the plot]] while being told about her target:
-->'''Narrator''': After all, today is Jordan Cross' 27th birthday.
-->'''Zoey''': Oh, happy birthday, man!
-->'''Narrator''': [[BlackComedy The age]] when [[Music/JimiHendrix rock]] [[Music/KurtCobain stars]] [[Music/AmyWinehouse die]].
-->'''Zoey''': Oh. Right. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I forgot what I was here for]].
** The moment at the start of the mission when she decides to check into the hotel, turns around upon grabbing her keycard, and realizes that one of her targets is now standing right next to her.
** To get into the private lounge where her rock star target is, Zoey decides she needs a staff outfit to get past the two guards at the door. She heads up to her room and calls the front desk to request a minibar restocking, thinking that it's the perfect opportunity -- except when the restock arrives, [[OhCrap it's two people]]. A minute later, both of them have been clumsily stabbed with a letter opener and piled behind Zoey's bed. And to top it all off, [[ShaggyDogStory it turns out not to be the right kind of staff uniform]].
** Her attempts to somehow KillAndReplace a drummer surrounded by people in a bar, mid-conversation, [[WithThisHerring having exchanged her letter opener for a coconut]].

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** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]], and has an even worse freakout, [[CrossesTheLineTwice only to start doing trick shots with it]].



-->'''Zoey''': I feel like they should be.
** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]], and has an even worse freakout, [[CrossesTheLineTwice only to start doing trick shots with it]].

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-->'''Zoey''': I feel like they should be.
** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]], and has an even worse freakout, [[CrossesTheLineTwice only to start doing trick shots with it]].
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** The fact that Rythian is in the stream chat, constantly spoiling parts of the game.

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** The fact that Rythian is in the stream chat, constantly spoiling parts of the game. Eventually, Zoey starts [[{{Troll}} trolling him]] by delaying events as often as possible and taking meaningless detours constantly.
-->'''Fiona''': These streams aren't just to make Rythian suffer!
-->'''Zoey''': I feel like they should be.
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** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]], and has an even worse FreakOut. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Only to start doing trick shots with it]].

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** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]], and has an even worse FreakOut. freakout, [[CrossesTheLineTwice Only only to start doing trick shots with it]].
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** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]].

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** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]].around]], and has an even worse FreakOut. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Only to start doing trick shots with it]].

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** Fiona's first encounter with Emily.

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** Fiona's Fiona, acting as Corvo's voice while Zoey plays, first encounter with encounters Emily.



-->'''Fiona''': Oh my gosh, there's a child! Why am I hugging it?!

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-->'''Fiona''': Oh my gosh, there's a child! Why am I hugging it?!it?!
** The fact that Rythian is in the stream chat, constantly spoiling parts of the game.
** Zoey decides to swordfight and slaughter every guard she sees, but accidentally [[OffWithHisHead decapitates one of the last ones]] in a single swing and freaks out. [[FromBadToWorse And then she sees that she can pick up the head and carry it around]].
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-->'''Zoey''': [[HypocriticalHumor Language!]]

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-->'''Zoey''': [[HypocriticalHumor Language!]]Language!]]
** Fiona's first encounter with Emily.
-->'''Emily''': Corvo, you're back!
-->'''Fiona''': Oh my gosh, there's a child! Why am I hugging it?!
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-->'''Zoey''': ... [[PrecisionFStrike Oh shit, well.]]

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-->'''Zoey''': ... [[PrecisionFStrike Oh shit, well.shit]], [[MemeticMutation waddup.]]
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-->'''Fiona''': (giggling) What the fuck?

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-->'''Fiona''': (giggling) (''giggling'') What the fuck?
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** The stream ends at the first gameplay encounter with the Xenomorph. Zoey tries to hack a door open while chat yells at her to run, but she and Fiona [[IdiotBall blissfully ignore them]]... and the ominous footsteps and screeching noises closing in on them. Only when the tail [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impales her]] does Zoey realize that the Xenomorph is a proper enemy now.

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** The stream ends at the first gameplay encounter with the Xenomorph. Zoey tries to hack a door open while chat yells at her to run, but she and Fiona [[IdiotBall blissfully ignore them]]... and the ominous footsteps and screeching noises closing in on them. Only when the tail [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impales her]] does Zoey realize that the Xenomorph is a proper enemy now.now.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO5E3crQz2U Zoey and Fiona's stream]] of ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' gets off to a rollicking start with Zoey singing Fiona's name to the tune of their background music [[OverlyLongGag for about three minutes]], then refusing to start the game in favor of random conversations with a [[SanitySlippage steadily deteriorating]] Fiona.
-->'''Zoey''': [[{{Troll}} What's your favorite meme?]]
-->'''Fiona''': I don't have a favorite meme!
-->'''Zoey''': And why is it Dat Boi?
-->'''Fiona''': ''It's not Dat Boi!''
-->'''Zoey''': ... [[PrecisionFStrike Oh shit, well.]]
-->'''Fiona''': (giggling) What the fuck?
-->'''Zoey''': [[HypocriticalHumor Language!]]
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-->'''Zoey''': And it seems to me you lived your life like a [[JustForPun cone]]dle in the wind...

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-->'''Zoey''': And it seems to me you lived your life like a [[JustForPun cone]]dle in the wind...wind...
** The stream ends at the first gameplay encounter with the Xenomorph. Zoey tries to hack a door open while chat yells at her to run, but she and Fiona [[IdiotBall blissfully ignore them]]... and the ominous footsteps and screeching noises closing in on them. Only when the tail [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impales her]] does Zoey realize that the Xenomorph is a proper enemy now.
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** Zoey is separated from the cone shortly before Fiona comes in. She memorializes her exceptionally short-term friend with a song:

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** Zoey is separated from the cone shortly before Fiona comes in. She memorializes her exceptionally short-term friend "friend" with [[Music/EltonJohn a song:song]]:
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-->'''Zoey''': Come on, cone! The soothing sounds of Music/ThePolice will help us - (''unintelligible whimper'')

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-->'''Zoey''': Come on, cone! The soothing sounds of Music/ThePolice will help us - (''unintelligible whimper'')whimper'')
** Zoey is separated from the cone shortly before Fiona comes in. She memorializes her exceptionally short-term friend with a song:
-->'''Zoey''': And it seems to me you lived your life like a [[JustForPun cone]]dle in the wind...
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** When the first door opens on the Sevastapol to reveal an ominous dark passage, she balks, descends into a stream of gibberish in a croaking old woman voice, and contemplates waiting for Fiona. [[OhCrap Fiona then tells her she'll be in in ten minutes.]]

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** When the first door opens on the Sevastapol to reveal an ominous dark passage, she balks, descends into a stream of gibberish in a croaking old woman voice, and contemplates waiting for Fiona. [[OhCrap Fiona then tells her she'll be in in ten minutes.]]]]
** How does the lone Zoey cope with the escalating tension? By adopting a random traffic cone as her CompanionCube (taking the time to slowly kick it from place to place since she can't grab it properly) and singing a steadily cracking cover of [[Music/ThePolice "Roxanne"]].
-->'''Zoey''': Come on, cone! The soothing sounds of Music/ThePolice will help us - (''unintelligible whimper'')
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-->'''Zoey''': His face is so ''wet!'' [...] I'm distracted by the glistening sweat. ''It's so moist''.

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-->'''Zoey''': His face is so ''wet!'' [...] I'm distracted by the glistening sweat. ''It's so moist''.moist''.
*** She continues this [[RunningGag ongoing war against moistness]] for the duration of the stream.
** When the first door opens on the Sevastapol to reveal an ominous dark passage, she balks, descends into a stream of gibberish in a croaking old woman voice, and contemplates waiting for Fiona. [[OhCrap Fiona then tells her she'll be in in ten minutes.]]

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-->'''Zoey''': His face is so ''wet''! [...] I'm distracted by the glistening sweat. ''It's so moist''.
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-->'''Zoey''': His face is so ''wet''! ''wet!'' [...] I'm distracted by the glistening sweat. ''It's so moist''.
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moist''.
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* Another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03AtSM-Ri6Q solo art segment]] preceding Fiona's arrival to the stream has Zoey trying to draw "Bollard Man", a supervillain with the power to [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway summon bollards from his body]]. On taking the chat's advice to have the bollard physically sprouting out of him, Zoey connects the stick figure with the massive bollard by way of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything two lines]] [[GagPenis between his legs]]. The instant she sees what she's done, she immediately backpedals.

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* Another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03AtSM-Ri6Q solo art segment]] preceding Fiona's arrival to the stream has Zoey trying to draw "Bollard Man", a supervillain with the power to [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway summon bollards from his body]]. On taking the chat's advice to have the bollard physically sprouting out of him, Zoey connects the stick figure with the massive bollard by way of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything two lines]] [[GagPenis between his legs]]. The instant she sees what she's done, she immediately backpedals.backpedals.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQefIxnWius Zoey streams]] ''VideoGame/AlienIsolation'', one of 2014's most acclaimed horror games -- and for the first few minutes, Fiona isn't there to help her. HilarityEnsues.
** Her sanity gradually deteriorates right in the opening cutscene, when the UncannyValley facial effects and overused sweat sheen get noticeable.
-->'''Zoey''': His face is so ''wet''! [...] I'm distracted by the glistening sweat. ''It's so moist''.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt8jcdl4WBs The 2016 Valentine's Day stream]] ends with Fiona making a remark about tulips, which Zoey takes as a pun about [[JustForPun two lips]] and kissing. Zoey spends the last five minutes working herself up trying and failing to solve the pun, which Fiona repeatedly denies was the joke, and eventually laughs so hard she cries.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt8jcdl4WBs The 2016 Valentine's Day stream]] ends with Fiona making a remark about tulips, which Zoey takes as a pun about [[JustForPun two lips]] and kissing. Zoey spends the last five minutes working herself up trying and failing to solve the pun, which Fiona repeatedly denies was the joke, and eventually laughs so hard she cries.cries.
* Another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03AtSM-Ri6Q solo art segment]] preceding Fiona's arrival to the stream has Zoey trying to draw "Bollard Man", a supervillain with the power to [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway summon bollards from his body]]. On taking the chat's advice to have the bollard physically sprouting out of him, Zoey connects the stick figure with the massive bollard by way of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything two lines]] [[GagPenis between his legs]]. The instant she sees what she's done, she immediately backpedals.

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* The fan base has started a trend of putting any and all mentions of Fiona in quotation marks, [[InsaneTrollLogic implying that she's]] [[MindScrew not actually real.]]



** On the same stream, Fiona starts reading donation messages as she does on every break. As they're being read off, Zoey randomly starts [[CovertPervert sexily petting Fiona's face]]. [[AboveTheInfluence Fiona continues reading]].

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** On the same stream, Fiona starts reading donation messages as she does on every break. As they're being read off, Zoey randomly starts [[CovertPervert sexily petting Fiona's face]]. [[AboveTheInfluence Fiona continues reading]].reading]] until Zoey starts playing with her mouth.



-->'''Zoey''': The eyes look a bit sad, like "Why are you doing this? Why are you creating me, master? [[MercyKill Please delete me now!]]" ([[{{Corpsing}} Starts cracking up]]) "Do not bring me to life! I wish to be free of this pain... [[CatchPhrase Hoiiiiii!]]" [[MoodWhiplash And other such words.]]

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-->'''Zoey''': The eyes look a bit sad, like "Why are you doing this? Why are you creating me, master? [[MercyKill Please delete me now!]]" ([[{{Corpsing}} Starts cracking up]]) "Do not bring me to life! I wish to be free of this pain... [[CatchPhrase Hoiiiiii!]]" [[MoodWhiplash And other such words.]]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt8jcdl4WBs The 2016 Valentine's Day stream]] ends with Fiona making a remark about tulips, which Zoey takes as a pun about [[JustForPun two lips]] and kissing. Zoey spends the last five minutes working herself up trying and failing to solve the pun, which Fiona repeatedly denies was the joke, and eventually laughs so hard she cries.
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-->'''Zoey''': The eyes look a bit sad, like "Why are you doing this? Why are you creating me, master? [[MercyKill Please delete me now!]]" ([[{{Corpsing}} Starts cracking up}}) "Do not bring me to life! I wish to be free of this pain... [[CatchPhrase Hoiiiiii!]]" [[MoodWhiplash And other such words.]]

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-->'''Zoey''': The eyes look a bit sad, like "Why are you doing this? Why are you creating me, master? [[MercyKill Please delete me now!]]" ([[{{Corpsing}} Starts cracking up}}) up]]) "Do not bring me to life! I wish to be free of this pain... [[CatchPhrase Hoiiiiii!]]" [[MoodWhiplash And other such words.]]
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-->'''Zoey''': The eyes look a bit sad, like "Why are you doing this? Why are you creating me, master? [[MercyKill Please delete me now!]]" ([[{{Corpsing Starts cracking up}}) "Do not bring me to life! I wish to be free of this pain... [[CatchPhrase Hoiiiiii!]]" [[MoodWhiplash And other such words.]]

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-->'''Zoey''': The eyes look a bit sad, like "Why are you doing this? Why are you creating me, master? [[MercyKill Please delete me now!]]" ([[{{Corpsing ([[{{Corpsing}} Starts cracking up}}) "Do not bring me to life! I wish to be free of this pain... [[CatchPhrase Hoiiiiii!]]" [[MoodWhiplash And other such words.]]

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