History Funny / YoungSheldon

-->'''Tam''': Finally, we were allowed to come to the United States and start over in Galveston. My father saved money and bought his own shrimp boat.
-->'''Mary''': There's a happy ending, huh? See kids when the going gets tough, America provides.
-->'''Tam''': It did until the Klu Klux Klan burned our boat and chased us away.\\

* While frantically looking for his safety goggles, Sheldon bursts into Principal Peterson's office just as he's comforting a student who just found out she's pregnant. Sheldon ranting that "There is nothing more important than protection!" makes the girl cry harder.
* When the reporter comes to interview Sheldon, Missy wants to show off her singing "This Land Is Your Land" for the graduation ceremony, while Georgie asks to propose over the air. [[GilliganCut Cut to]] the interview with just Sheldon, Mary and George.

-->'''Amy:''' You're lucky I let you name him Leonard.

* With George considering transferring Sheldon to a college (and getting a job there himself) the principal is left panicked over how losing Sheldon would make their average test scores plummet and cost them Federal Funding. While Sheldon's teachers are delighted at the thought of him leaving, they reluctantly start trying to make him feel well-like and welcome after being told it's either that or try to make the rest of the students smarter so they'll score high on the tests.

* Sheldon is GenreBlind about high school culture.

* Georgie eavesdropping on the other lien as Pastor Jeff calls Mary for advice on avoiding temptation.

* Pastor Jeff ending up in the dunk tank himself, and his miersable reaction after Missy dunks him several times in a row with her throwing arm.

[[folder: Episode 15 Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman]]
* Tam's painfully desperate and awkward attempts to flirt with Libby, who couldn't be less interested.
* When George Jr catches his father spying on Sheldon, Tam and Libby in the library, the dialogue between them is awkward and hilarious. Especially when George Sr. mentions he didn't realize that Libby was black. When Georgie asks why that matters, his father quickly backtracks and gets extremely flustered. Georgie's ending line is gold.
-->'''Georgie''': They got some books in there about Martin Luther King, maybe you should go read one.

[[folder:Episode 20 A Dog, A Squirrel, and a Fish named Fish]]
* The Sparks are keeping a dog for Billy's uncle because he moved into a "gated community". George expresses confusion about why they don't take dogs and Herschel elaborates that his brother-in-law is in prison.
* The reveal (also a heartwarming moment) that the dog keeps bothering Sheldon because he uses the same hair cream as it's old owner.

!!Season 2
[[folder: Episode 5 A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries]]
* Georgie dancing to "Got To Have Your Love" by Mantronix playing on Series/SoulTrain but stops and tries to play it cool once Missy and Sheldon arrive home; a few seconds later, Sheldon tries to do the same!

[[folder: Episode 6 Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan]]
* The entire Hell House, from Sheldon's drama teacher being hired as Satan and [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial constantly insisting]] it won't fall under DoNotDoThisCoolThing to the girl Georgie was hoping to get lucky with being the one person to convert ([[EasyEvangelism instantly convinced by the "Lust" exhibit]]) much to his frustration (Narrator Sheldon adds that his brother became a hardcore atheist in that moment).

!! Season 3
[[folder: Episode 2 A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board]]
* Pastor Jeff admitting having unsure feelings about his girlfriend to Mary, and saying he can't act on them, then giving her a look as if he is waiting for her to contradict him.
* Georgie eavesdropping on the other lien as Pastor Jeff calls Mary for advice on avoiding temptation.

[[folder: Episode 4 Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball of Zip]]
* At the bowling alley, Sheldon tries to analyze the best way to aim the ball. When he does throw it, the ball slowly rolls down the lane to Ravel's ''Bolero''. It barely nudges the first pin.
* Sheldon [[LogicBomb obsessing over the discrepancies in the The Lord of the Rings franchise]] after liking it overall, and babbling about this to anyone adult in earshot. When one comic book shop owner actually likes this and suggests and explanation, Sheldon isn't satisfied, goes on for a while, and then leaves, causing the shaken comic store owner to ask out loud if that's what ''he'' sounds like to people.
* Sheldon's dream where he sees himself as Smeagol and Gollum from ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', arguing about science vs. fantasy.

[[folder: Episode 5: A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship]]
* Dr. Sturgis's speech to the barroom about how good of a friend George has been to him causing a very public MistakenForGay moment.

[[folder: Episode 6: A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm]]
* Pastor Jeff asking Mary if Sheldon will sit over the dunk tank and being angrily turned down.
* Pastor Jeff ending up in the dunk tank himself, and his miersable reaction after Missy dunks him several times in a row with her throwing arm.

[[folder: Episode 8: The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's]]
* With George considering transferring Sheldon to a college (and getting a job there himself) the principal is left panicked over how losing Sheldon would make their average test scores plummet and cost them Federal Funding. While Sheldon's teachers are delighted at the thought of him leaving, they reluctantly start trying to make him feel well-like and welcome after being told it's either that or try to make the rest of the students smarter so they'll score high on the tests.

* Georgie dancing to "Got To Have Your Love" by Mantronix but stops and tries to play it cool once Missy and Sheldon arrive home; a few seconds later, Sheldon tries to do the same!

* While frantically looking for his safety goggles, Sheldon bursts into Principal Dale's office just as he's conforting a student who just found out she's pregnant. Sheldon ranting that "There is nothing more important than protection!" makes the girl cry harder.

-->'''Amy:''' You're lucky I let you name him Leonard.

[[folder: Episode 8: The Sin of Greed and a Chimicanga from Chi-Chi's]]

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* Sheldon's dream where he sees himself as Smeagol and Gollum from ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', argugin about science vs. fantasy.

* Pastor Jeff ending up in the dunk tank himself, and his miersable reaction after Missty dunks him several times in a row with her throwing arm.

* With George considering transferring Shelond to a college (and getting a job there himself) the principal is left panicked over how losing Sheldon would make they average test scores plummet and cost them Federal Funding. While Sheldon's teachers are delighted at the thought of him leaving, they reluctantly start trying to make him feel well-like and welcome after being told it's either that or try to make the rest of the students smarter so they'll score high on the tests.

-->'''Georgie''': Admit it. He's adopted.
-->'''Sheldon''': How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
-->'''Mary:''' No one's adopted!
-->'''Missy:''' I wish I was.

-->'''Sheldon''': High school's a haven for higher learning
-->'''George Sr.''': Oh dear lord.

-->'''Sheldon''': Hello George.
-->'''George''': What?
-->'''Sheldon''': I do admire your thick head of hair...George.
-->'''George''': ''very awkwardly'' Thanks. What's going on?
-->'''Sheldon''': Well, I'm practicing the principles in this book.
-->'''George''': ''very awkwardly'' Why?
-->'''Sheldon''': Well I know Mom is concerned that I don't have any friends so I'm determined to remedy the situation.
-->'''George''': Oh
-->'''Sheldon''':...George
-->'''George''': Good for you
-->'''Sheldon''': Do you feel complimented when I say your name George? The book says you should...George.
-->'''George''': I suppose. Kind of overdoing it a little...Sheldon.
-->'''Sheldon''': Well thank you for your criticism. It also says I should praise any improvements that you've made.
-->'''George''': Well, ok
-->'''Sheldon''':...I'll get back to you...George.

* After failing to make friends with his classmates, he tracks down every previous borrower of the book in hopes of making a friend who happen to be his teachers who do nothing but rant about their failures with the book while Sheldon acts as a [[sounding board.]]

-->'''Tam''': It did until the Klu Klux Klan burned our boat and chased us away.
-->'''George''': You're gonna put a good spin on that one?

-->'''Sheldon:''' I can't lie to my mother.
-->'''Constance:''' Sure you can. Believe in yourself!

-->'''Sheldon''': Oh no, we're going to jail.
-->'''Missy''': Georgie's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.
-->'''Sheldon''': That's a good plan. You and I were kidnapped.
-->'''Georgie''': If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail.

!!!!Season 2

* The Cooper's awkward questions about Tam's story.

* After failing to make friends with his classmates, he tracks down every previous borrower of the book in hopes of making a friend who happen to be his teachers who do nothing but rant about their failures with the book while Sheldon acts as a [[sounding board.

* Sheldon then goes on to try and make friends with his teenage classmates. Awkward hilarity ensues.

* The entire Hell House, from Sheldon's drama teacher being hired as Satan and [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial constantly insisting]] it won't fall under DoNotDoThisCoolThing to Georgie's date being the one person to convert ([[EasyEvangelism instantly convinced by the "Lust" exhibit]]) much to his frustration. (Narrator Sheldon adds that his brother became a hardcore atheist in that moment)

-->'''Missy:''' [[LittleMissSnarker I wish I was.]]

* Sheldon then goes on to try and make friends with his teenage classmates. Awkward hilarity [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZAR4H53ruY ensues!]]
* After failing to make friends with his classmates, he tracks down every previous borrower of the book in hopes of making a friend who happen to be his teachers who do nothing but rant about their failures with the book while Sheldon acts as a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15d1a1ScEI sounding board]].

* The fact that Sheldon is able to remember [[spoiler:Constance telling him her brisket recipe]], even though it happened when he was ''23 months old''.

* TheStinger has poor Sheldon remembering [[spoiler:seeing his parents [[PrimalScene have sex]] when he was a baby.]]

-->'''Georgie: '''They got some books in there about Martin Luther King, maybe you should go read one.\\