History Funny / Yotsuba

** Yotsuba makes a hilarious face when discovering [[IncrediblyLamePun the bitter truth]] about coffee and accuses her dad of tricking her about it.

--->'''Ena''': Your hands! Your hands! Don't let go of those chains!\\
'''Yotsuba''': ''[[TemptingFate (holds up her hands)]]'' My hands?\\

'''Yotsuba:''' BUTT! ''[later runs to one of the aforementioned men and slaps his behind]'' BUTT! ''[gets dragged away by Koiwai and Fuuka]''

* In chapter 86, Yotsuba attempts to ''headbutt'' her grandma when they reunite. And her grandma actually manages to stop her.

--->'''Ena''': Your hands! Your hands! Don't let go of those chains!
--->'''Yotsuba''': ''[[TemptingFate (holds up her hands)]]'' My hands?
--->'''Ena''': ''(makes a terrified expression while watching Yotsuba fly off... who thankfully lands safely in the sandpit)''

*** The Finnish translation tops it off. Yotsuba says "Olen kaskas" ("I'm a cicada"), which isn't funny yet. The thing is, "kas kas" is a common way to say "is that so?", which is exactly what Fuka says next, making this an epicly lame {{pun}}. It's like Kiyohiko Azuma wrote the line expecting the eventual Finnish translation.

--->'''Yotsuba:''' ''(to Koiwai)'' She said I can come every day!
--->'''Koiwai:''' That's great. Be sure to thank her.
--->'''Yotsuba:''' Yeah. ''(to Mom)'' I'd like some ice-cream please!

--->'''Asagi''': It must be hard to find clothes your size.
--->'''Jumbo''': NOT REALLY! BECAUSE BEING NAKED IS OK FOR ME TOO!
---> *blank stare*

--->'''Fuuka/Mom/Asagi:''' Jumbo-san./Giraffe-san./Takeda-san.
--->'''Asagi & Fuuka:''' ''Giraffe''-san?
--->'''Mom:''' He said his ancestors were giraffes...

** Koiwai and Yotsuba races climbing a long staircase to visit a shrine and Koiwai obviously wins. On the way back Koiwai exclaims "Winner gets ice cream!" and dashes off. What's funny? Yotsuba ''wins'' [[spoiler:via BanisterSlide - her determined expression while sliding butt-first past Koiwai absolutely seals it]]. You don't get in the way of Yotsuba and ice cream!

* Chapter 9 has Yotsuba, after watching a gangster movie, going on a revenge rampage on her father, Jumbo and the neighbors with her water pistol. From squirting down her own father in cold blood, to taking out one of Ena's teddy bears (while saying [[HypocriticalHumor she doesn't kill children]]), to the part where [[CoolBigSis Asagi]] gets the drop on her and gives her a taste of her own medicine.
** The following exchange.
--->'''Koiwai''': Please, come back alive...
--->'''Yotsuba''': Alright. Even if I die... I'll come back alive.
** At the end of the chapter, Yotsuba comes back home after finishing her "RoaringRampageOfRevenge" and has this exchange with Jumbo:
--->'''Jumbo''': Hey! How did the revenge go?
--->'''Yotsuba''': *smiling brightly* I died!

--->'''Koiwai''': So, you can't swim either.
--->'''Fuuka''': Yes. Sorry.

--->'''Yotsuba''': Let's start with pike.
--->'''Koiwai, Jumbo, Fuuka''': ........
--->'''Yotsuba''': You have to think about the fish!
--->'''Caption''': Yotsuba's swimming dojo - unsuccessful.

* Asagi's [=CDs=] for her father in chapter 14.
-->'''Asagi''': Hm... I wasn't thinking when I bought these. Dad... isn't... with us anymore, is he?
-->''[Asagi and Mrs. Ayase look out the window as if mourning his death]''
-->'''Fuuka''': No, no, no. Dad is ''alive''. He's working right now.
-->'''Ena''': Asagi always likes to kill Dad off.

---> '''Yotsuba''': "OHHHHH! You can tell what the elephant is saying!?"
---> '''Koiwai''': "You bet I can! What else is a translator for? ''I am an elephant! From Africaaa!''"
---> '''Yotsuba (reading from sign)''': "In. Di. An. Ele. Phant."
---> '''Koiwai''': "[[VisibleSilence ...]] Okay, sorry. Daddy was making that up."

-->'''Koiwai''': KIEEE!!
-->'''Jumbo''': KUAAAA!!
-->'''Koiwai''': CHOO
-->'''Jumbo''': CHAA
-->'''Koiwai''': HAUAAA
-->'''Jumbo''': HOIYAA
-->'''Yotsuba''': Hurry up and play.
-->'''Koiwai & Jumbo''': Ok. Sorry.
* Chapter 23 has Jumbo going berserk when he finds out Miura is going to Hawaii.
-->'''Jumbo:''' And now our little princess will perform a hula dance!
-->'''Ena:''' ''<clap> <clap> <clap>''
-->'''Miura:''' STOP THAT!

* In Chapter 27, Yotsuba finding out from Asagi and revealing to Dad what tsukutsukuboshi ''really'' are.
* Chapter 30

** "DAMN YOU, YANDA!"
*** '' '''NEVER COME BACK.''' ''
*** The end-of-chapter sketch shows Koiwai letting an enraged Yotsuba punch his hands, a look of complete apathy on his face.
* Chapter 31, "Yotsuba & the Stars"

---> '''Koiwai''': Are there any stars you know, Yotsuba?
---> '''Yotsuba''': There is!
---> '''Koiwai''': Oh, which one?
---> '''Yotsuba''': Um... that bright, pretty one.
---> ''*Yotsuba points up at the sky*''
---> '''Koiwai''': Which star is it?
---> ''[[{{Beat}} *Next panel*]]''
---> '''Yotsuba''': Earth.

** Yanda's arrival and Yotsuba's reaction:
--->'''Yotsuba:''' A nasty guy arrived!
--->'''Jumbo:''' Ah true, a nasty guy arrived.
--->'''Koiwai:''' A nasty guy arrived.
--->'''Yanda:''' ... Give me a break.
** A little later, they take a break and Jumbo gets hamburgers. In an adorable, and hilarious, moment, Yotsuba maliciously eats hers at Yanda, who only had cup ramen.
** A few pages later, Yotsuba gets to help out by applying wood glue to the ends of the bookshelf frame; thinking it looks like cream, she proceeds to taste the glue.
--->'''Koiwai:''' ...So? What does it taste like?
--->'''Yotsuba:''' Not sweet, not hot, not sour. ''(makes a face of disgust)'' '''''Real bad.'''''
--->'''Koiwai:''' You march right up to the bathroom and gargle.

--->'''Yotsuba''': I know how to count to five!
--->'''Yanda''': I also know how to count to five.
--->'''Jumbo''': I know how to count as well!
--->'''Koiwai''': So do I.
--->'''Tour guide''': H-how nice...

--> '''Yanda''': Your face is huge.

* Chapter 54: "BUTT!"
** *smack* "BUTT!"
* Yotsuba makes a hilarious face when discovering [[IncrediblyLamePun the bitter truth]] about coffee in chapter 58 and accuses her dad of tricking her about it.
** Later when she goes next door to show Duralumin, she notices Fuuka's balance ball and decides to try it... by belly-flopping onto it, which sends her flying and causes her to land on her back.

* In Chapter 61, Koiwai spins Yotsuba around like a helicopter. Yotsuba then asks him to do ''Asagi'' next, and just as he's about to decline Asagi actually offers him her hands. The confused and blank looks on both their faces as they awkwardly spin around holding each other's hands are priceless.

* Chapter 65:
** The aftermath of the balloon chapter is hilarious, especially given the ShipTease Azuma introduces, combined with Jumbo's crush on Asagi:
---> '''Koiwai''': "If I tell Jumbo that I went out with Asagi, he's gonna be pissed."
---> ''*Jumbo walks in*''
---> '''Jumbo''': "Yo."
---> '''Koiwai''': "I went out with Asagi."
---> '''Jumbo''': '''"''WHAT!?''"'''
** And then later:
---> ''*Jumbo sees a photo of Asagi and Koiwai twirling around, joined at the hands* ''
---> '''Jumbo''': ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "YOUR HANDS!!!"]]''
---> ''*Jumbo grabs Koiwai's hands* ''
---> '''Jumbo''': ''"LIKE THIS!?"''
---> ''*Jumbo starts twirling around with Koiwai* ''
---> '''Jumbo''': "''LIKE THIIIS!?''"

* Pretty much the entirety of [[http://www.mangareader.net/yotsubato/69/24 Chapter 69 pt 2]], but special mention goes to Miura's little attempt at wisdom on the first page:
-->'''Miura:''' Robot or not, all living things must die.
-->beat
-->'''Miura:''' Even though he's not a living thing... since he's a robot...
* Volume 11 adds a bonus section prior to chapter 72:
** This exchange between Yotsuba and Jumbo when she's telling him about the pizza she and her dad ate:
--->'''Yotsuba''': But Daddy ate so much that he turned into Full Belly Man.
--->'''Jumbo''': What does he do when he's Full Belly Man?
--->'''Yotsuba''': He doesn't move.

--->'''Yanda:''' ''(puts the table back)'' What's with you guys...
--->'''Jumbo:''' ''(still curled up in a ball with a box on his head)'' Hurry up and find me...
--->'''Yanda:''' You're in plain sight!

--->'''Koiwai:''' Remember last year when we went to visit Grandpa when he was in the hospital? It's like that.
--->'''Yotsuba:''' Oh. You mean when everyone was wearing black, and all the people were saying "Our prayers are with you"? I got in lots of trouble.
--->'''Koiwai:''' That was the old man next door's funeral.
*** On a more uplifting note, once Koiwai explains it, Yotsuba's spirits rise again.

--->'''Yotsuba:''' Asagi! Here! ''(holds up her "gifts")'' Ramen and burrs. Our prayers are with you in this difficult time.
--->'''Asagi:''' ''(confused)'' What is this?
* Chapter 78: Both Koiwai and Yotsuba's [[OhCrap faces]] when the former catches the latter covered in blue paint while standing next to the table ''she tried to paint herself'' without him knowing and the mess she left. This is followed by this exchange:
-->'''Yotsuba:''' Is this going to get me in trouble? Am I in trouble?
-->'''Yotsuba:''' Daddy... the paint won't come off...
-->'''Koiwai:''' ... That's what happens when you use paint without asking.
-->'''Yotsuba:''' What do you do to get it off? It comes off, right?
-->'''Koiwai:''' No it doesn't. [[{{Troll}} You're going to be blue from now on.]]
-->'''Yotsuba:''' ''(BlueWithShock)''

** Yotsuba and Ena pretending to be fancy ladies while on their way to the camp site:
--->'''Ena''': Lady Yotsuba, dost thine eyes see what lies thither?
--->'''Yotsuba''': Heavens, what could it be? My stars, it's a river! It looks ever so refreshing!
** and then later...
--->'''Yotsuba''': Is this where hillbillies live?
--->'''Miura''': Heavens, that won't do at all. A lady of your stature saying such things.
--->'''Yotsuba''': Goodness! You must forgive me.

* In Chapter 94 ("Yotsuba & The Day Before"), Yotsuba spots Yanda at the supermarket. While he's busy going through instant ramen to buy for himself, Yotsuba secretly starts putting multiple boxes of biscuits into his basket. When Yanda finally notices her, Yotsuba... puts more boxes in the basket. Annoyed, Yanda then yells, "Stop throwing them in after I already saw you!"

** Koiwai and Yotsuba races climbing a long staircase to visit a shrine and Koiwai obviously wins. On the way back Koiwai exclaims "Winner gets ice cream!" and dashes off. What's funny? Yotsuba ''wins'' [[spoiler:via BanisterSlide]]. You don't get in the way of Yotsuba and ice cream!

** Also a mix of CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, when the Flower Cupid comes home to heaven.

---> '''Yotsuba''': A [[Franchise/{{Gamera}} turtle]]!

** Jumbo's random "GAOO!" at Ena, followed by her running away and tripping. Koiwai's deadpan "You're an idiot" makes this little bit pricess.

* In Chapter 6, Yotsuba showing off the cicadas she and her friends caught to their mom - [[HilarityEnsues by opening the box of bugs, setting them free inside their house]]. It can be reminiscent of the many similar mistakes of any troper's childhood.
--> "After that we went cicada hunting in Ena's house."

** Jumbo's random "GAOO!" at Ena, followed by her running away and tripping.

* Chapter 9 has Yotsuba, after watching a gangster movie, going on a revenge rampage on her father, Jumbo and the neighbors with her water pistol. From squirting down her own father in cold blood, to taking out one of Ena's teddy bears (while saying [[HypocriticalHumor she doesn't kill chidren]]), to the part where [[CoolBigSis Asagi]] gets the drop on her and gives her a taste of her own medicine.

** Yotsuba as a swimming instructor

--->'''Koiwai''': Very cute! Just like the Literature/LittleMatchGirl.\\

* In Chapter 72 has not only Yotsuba but also ''Jumbo and Koiwai'' going absolutely crazy over the cool bubble toys Yanda's brought.

** Yotsuba and Ena pretending to be fancy ladies while on their way to the cam place:

** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Koiwai biting Yotsuba's head]].

* In Chapter 87, Fuuka finds what she thinks is a cat outside her house and meows at it... only for the wind to blow it and it turns out to be a bag. An embarrassed Fuuka tries to walk away casually, only to see that Yotsuba and her grandma had watched the whole thing.

** Yotsuba finds an electric razor and immediately tests it out on Jumbo's beard. [[RapeOfTheLock Jumbo is horrified.]]

*** The Finnish translation tops it off. Yotsuba says "Olen kaskas" ("I'm a cicada"), which isn't funny yet. The thing is, "kas kas" is a common way to say "is that so?", which is exactly what Fuka says next, making this an [[IncrediblyLamePun epicly lame pun]]. It's like Kiyohiko Azuma wrote the line expecting the eventual Finnish translation.

-->'''Yotsuba''': [[GetOnWithItAlready Hurry up and play]].

* Chapter 2:
** Fuuka getting stuck in the Koiwais' bathroom window... not long after Koiwai did the exact same thing.
** And then being made fun of by Asagi, who also brings out Ena just to have a good laugh.

** Yanda's [[http://bato.to/read/_/5334/yotsubato_v6_ch41_by_azunites/14 arrival]] and Yotsuba's reaction:

--->'''Yanda:''' ...Give me a break.

* In Chapter 47, [[http://bato.to/read/_/17727/yotsubato_v7_ch47_by_veers/27 the faces Yanda makes]] when Yotsuba is trying to get a ticket from a toll booth (and poor Yotsuba's subsequent reactions).

--> '''Yanda''': [[http://bato.to/read/_/17729/yotsubato_v7_ch48_by_veers/21 Your face is huge.]]

* Yotsuba discovering [[IncrediblyLamePun the bitter truth]] about [[http://bato.to/read/_/44381/yotsubato_v9_ch58_by_veers/2 coffee]] in chapter 58.
* [[http://bato.to/read/_/44382/yotsubato_v9_ch59_by_veers/30 Chapter 59]] shows that one should never be Yotsuba's (or Duralumin's) enemy.

** The aftermath of the balloon chapter is hilarious, especially given the ShipTease Azuma introduces, combined with Jumbo's [[http://bato.to/read/_/44388/yotsubato_v10_ch65_by_veers/3 crush on Asagi]]:

** And then [[http://bato.to/read/_/44388/yotsubato_v10_ch65_by_veers/6 later]]:

** Yotsuba [[http://www.mangareader.net/132-54916-23/yotsubato/chapter-67.html headbanging]].

--->'''Yotsuba:''' I'll flip them all over! ''({{Beat}})'' I'd rather have candy.

* In chapter 86, Yotsuba attempts to ''headbutt'' her grandma when they reunite. And her grandma actually manages to stop her.

* Chapter 26 has Yotsuba making her own newspaper, and her headline... is about Fuuka's heartache. Fuuka's not impressed when she wakes up to only read it but also see her ''whole'' family is reading it.

** Yanda's attempts to at least get Yotsuba back to normal: he aims a paper airplane at her, pinches and poke hers cheeks, and nearly succeeds in making her laugh (to her annoyance) by stuffing tissues up his nostrils. He then tickles her and snaps her out of it, and their usual fight ensues.

** Yotsuba sneaking up on Mrs Ayase, who's calmly reading a magazine, and scares her by suddenly shouting in her costume, "Trick a boom!"

* In chapter 86, Yotsuba attempts to ''heabutt'' her grandma when they reunite. And her grandma actually manages to stop her.

---> '''Yotsuba''': A [[{{Gamera}} turtle]]!

** "After that we went cicada hunting in Ena's house."

* Any time Koiwai and Jumbo face off. Like when they were playing Badminton in chapter 22.

---> ''*Next panel*''

* Pop quiz! What's something you go see, is large and round, and flies through the air?
--> '''Yotsuba''': A [[{{Gamera}} turtle]]!

* Yotsuba drops her newly-acquired teddy bear from a hot air balloon. Lesson about taking better care of one's possessions? Not... quite.
-->'''Torako:''' ''(stunned)'' '''''IT LANDED ON ITS FEET!'''''

* Volume 11 adds a bonus section to chapter 72:

** Yotsuba, Dad, and Jumbo hide when Yanda comes round. Badly. And then the confused Yanda hides himself ''too''.

** Yanda's attempts to at least get Yotsuba back to normal: he aims a paper airplane at her, pinches and poke hers cheeks, and nearly succeeds in making her laugh (to her annoyance) by stuffing tissues up his nostrils. He then tickles her and snaps her out of it, and their usual fight ensures.

** Yotsuba attempting a courtesy call with Juralumin and Asagi, and ''sort of'' gets it...

* Chapter 78: Both Koiwai and Yotsuba's [[OhCrap faces]] when the former catches the latter covered in blue paint while standing next to the table ''she tried to paint herself without him knowing'' and the mess she left. This is followed by this exchange: