History Funny / Xenogears

* When [[spoiler:Miang is killed and [[BodySurf Body Surfs]] to Elly, she takes Billy's gun and shoots Fei and explains a large amount of information concerning Deus]]. The only thing Billy can manage to say: "...She took my gun."

--> '''Bart''': See you again, Shakhan. Till then... go get your head waxed!
--> '''Land Crab''': *propellers start smoking then fly off without the body*
--> '''Shakhan''': Is this some kind of joke? Hmm, it seems sandworms can't fly after all.

--> '''Fei''': Bart...?...You didn't... No, don't tell me you...
--> '''Citan''': It's true Fei.
--> '''Bart''': (defensively) Aw, come on! How was I supposed to know you were on that thing?
--> '''Fei''': ... I'm too disgusted to say anything.

--> '''Bart:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Don't worry! I've never fouled things up yet, have I? Well have I!?]] How 'bout... Ladies and gentlemen, behold! Tis that not Babel Tower ...over yonder? Well? Isn't it way coooool!? It floats from the Fatima Jasper... I call it Ft. Jasper, and you'll be able to see it from far off. I'me sure that last beam cannon could reach it! Well, I guess I wanted to show you all its greatness. Have you ever seen such a cannon? And don't mix it up with Vanderkaum's pea shooter. This is many times more powerful and many times more refined. After all, that's why my ancestors used it for generations to guard the treasure. Yeah, this is the real thing. And don't forget it. Now as I was saying, I haven't fouled up yet. So, let's go get this treasure and go home! But first, we have to open that door in the dome! I don't think the switch on this control panel will do it though. Over there!
--> '''Billy:'''...
--> '''Fei:''' (Didn't you say you hit the wrong button earlier?)
* A RunningGag in the game is this flamboyant man named Big Joe appears over and over again. As it turns out? [[spoiler: He's one of the oldest characters in the game and is the only other survivor of the Zeboim people along with Emeralda]]. How old is he? [[spoiler: 4036.]]

* And before that, Citan and Hammer decide that the best way to shake Grahf off their tail (or wing, rather) is to hit the accelerator on the Goliath and let air resistance do its thing. It works. You have to be wondering what's going through Grahf's head once he realizes '''"the power"''' is [[RealityEnsues apparently no match for the laws of physics]].

* A RunningGag in the game is this flamboyant man named Big Joe appears over and over again. As it turns out? [[spoiler: He's one of the oldest characters in the game and is the only other survivor of the Zeboim people along with Emeralda]]. How old is he? [[spoiler: 4036.]]

* At Billy's orphanage, a sidequest involves collecing a bunch of comic books. A kid comes out of the bathroom and hands you one, saying that there wasn't any toilet paper and he used the comic instead. The item's description? [[ToiletHumor Not so comical anymore]]

--> '''Captain:''' I am! A man! OF THE SEA!
--> '''Everyone else:''' ...

* And before that, Citan and Hammer decide that the best way to shake Grahf off their tail (or wing, rather) is to hit the accelerator on the Goliath and let air resistance do it's thing. It works. You have to be wondering what's going through Grahf's head once he realizes '''"the power"''' is [[RealityEnsues apparently no match for the laws of physics]].

* A RunningGag in the game is this flamboyant man named Johnny appears over and over again. As it turns out? [[spoiler: He's one of the oldest characters in the game and is the only other survivor of the Zeborim people along with Emeralda]]. How old is he? [[spoiler: 4036.]]

--> '''Everyone else:''' ...

* And before that, Citan and Hammer decide that the best way to shake Grahf off their tail (or wing, rather) is to hit the accelerator on the Goliath and let air resistance do it's thing. It works. You have to be wondering what's going through Grahf's head once he realizes '''"the power"''' is [[RealityEnsues apparently no match for the laws of physics]].

--> '''Fei''': Bart... don't tell me...

--> '''Bart''': (defensively) H-how was I supposed to know you were on that thing?

* And before that, Citan and Hammer decide that the best way to shake Grahf off their tail is to hit the accelerator on the Goliath and let air resistance do it's thing. It works. You have to be wondering what's going through Grahf's head once he realizes '''"the power"''' is [[RealityEnsues apparently no match for the laws of physics]].

* And before that, Citan and Hammer decide that the best way to shake Grahf off their tail is to hit the accelerator on the Goliath and let air resistance do it's thing. It works. You have to be wondering what's going through Grahfs head when he realizes '''the power''' is [[RealityEnsues no match for the laws of physics]].

* Earlier, while Fei and Elly are stranded on the Goliath's wreckage, Elly laments that her and Fei's Gears are stuck inaccessibly under the wrecked and submerged Gear hangar. Fei, meanwhile, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is jumping back-and-forth trying to catch a fish for dinner.]]

* Earlier, while Fei and Elly are stranded on the Goliath's wreckage, Elly is lamenting that her and Fei's Gears are stuck inaccessibly under the wrecked and submerged Gear hangar. Fei, meanwhile, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is jumping back-and-forth trying to catch a fish for dinner.]]

--> '''Fei''': ... I'm too disgusted to say anything.

* At Billy's orphanage, a sidequest involves collecing a bunch of comic books. A kid comes out of the bathroom and hands you one, saying that there wasn't any toilet paper and he used the comic instead. The item's description? [[ToiletHumor Not so comical anymore]]

* "...She took my gun."

* "...She took my gun."