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** Babbling about her sex life, she says "it's not like I have a safe word... kumquat."

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** Babbling about her sex life, she says "it's not like I have a safe word... kumquat." Marke's "WTF" look at her at that is the icing on the cake.
** Marke talks about Becky's skills.
-->'''Marke''': Anything you need, Becky can source it within the hour.
-->'''Becky''': Except for any sort of illegal drugs. Those I can have in fifteen minutes. ''(giggles then sees Markes glaring)'' Kidding! But if you need a 50 of Purple Urkle, I am not the girl to ask. ''(gives a sly wink)''
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'''Adele:''' That's what she said.

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'''Adele:''' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what she said. said.]]
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** Babbling about her sex life, she says "it's not like I have a safe word...kumquat."

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** Babbling about her sex life, she says "it's not like I have a safe word... kumquat."



* Xander's heckling skills:
-->'''Xander:''' Twenty two... *(Snaps the AR-15...)* And a Half.

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* Xander's heckling haggling skills:
-->'''Xander:''' Twenty two... *(Snaps the AR-15...)* And and a Half.half.
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* Xander's heckling skills:
-->'''Xander:''' Twenty two... *(Snaps the AR-15...)* And a Half.
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* Nina Dobrev's Becky steals every scene.

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* Nina Dobrev's Creator/NinaDobrev's Becky steals every scene.
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** Adele is revealed to have a ''Franchise/CallOfDuty'' gamer tag. Which is "Lady_Boner", by the way.

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** Adele is revealed to have a ''Franchise/CallOfDuty'' ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' gamer tag. Which is "Lady_Boner", by the way.
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** Neymar thinking that he had been recruited by ''ComicBook/TheAvengers'', probably because Creator/SamuelLJackson Sam]] himself is talking to him. Bonus points because [[spoiler:when he returns at the end of the movie, his sunglasses are presented in a way that makes [[ComicBook/NickFury one of them look like an eyepatch]].]]

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** Neymar thinking that he had been recruited by ''ComicBook/TheAvengers'', probably because Creator/SamuelLJackson Sam]] himself is talking to him. Bonus points because [[spoiler:when he returns at the end of the movie, his sunglasses are presented in a way that makes [[ComicBook/NickFury one of them look like an eyepatch]].]]
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* Several of the characters' bios.
** Neymar thinking that he had been recruited by ''ComicBook/TheAvengers'', probably because Creator/SamuelLJackson Sam]] himself is talking to him. Bonus points because [[spoiler:when he returns at the end of the movie, his sunglasses are presented in a way that makes [[ComicBook/NickFury one of them look like an eyepatch]].]]
** Adele is revealed to have a ''Franchise/CallOfDuty'' gamer tag. Which is "Lady_Boner", by the way.
* Nina Dobrev's Becky steals every scene.
** Babbling about her sex life, she says "it's not like I have a safe word...kumquat."
** After Xander has dumped out the Marines and gotten his own wild agents, she remarks to Marke "So...aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
** Her banter with Adele as the latter checks a rifle.
--->'''Becky:''' Wow, you really know how what you're doing down there.\\
'''Adele:''' That's what she said.
* Xander's entrance into the movie involves him climbing up a massive cable tower, ''skiing'' down a mountainside, skateboarding down a long road... all to provide a nearby waterfront neighborhood with free cable for a soccer game.
* Becky [[TookALevelInBadass taking a level in badass]] and gunning down several mooks, followed by her saying, "That was ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' awesome!"
* When the team comes under fire, Xander hands Serena a phone and tells her to dial "9." Making his big save, [[spoiler: Darius Stone's]] screen bio says "waiting 11 years for someone to hit '9'."
* Moreso [[spoiler:Stone's BondOneLiner after sweeping through Marke's kill squads:]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Darius:]]''' Rock. Paper. Scissors. [[spoiler:[[NoKillLikeOverkill Grenade Launcher]].]]
* Tennyson singing along with the chorus then [[InelegantBlubbering weeping like a baby]] when visiting Gibbons' funeral in the ending.
* When the [[spoiler:Russians]] attack the island rave, their leader yells "First one who moves, dies!" Cut to Xander making a squeaking noise and slowly twisting his upper body around like a robot.
-->'''Xander:''' I moved!
* The line "I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller," said by Creator/KrisWu's character Nicks. Finally, the phrase "I'm a lover, not a fighter" has been made accessible to younger audiences.
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