History Funny / WelcometoNightvale

--> "Screaming, a slow movement downwards, the crunch of items made of wood and items not made of wood. A quick movement upwards. Char. A smell of rotting seaweed, or a poisoned ocean. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The song "La Bamba", only faster.]]"

--> "Screaming, a slow movement downwards, the crunch of items made of wood and items not made of wood. A quick movement upwards. Char. A smell of rotting seaweed, or a poisoned ocean. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The song "La Bamba", only faster."]]

* In episode 5, Cecil rants about the moon, and wonders if it's watching them. When considering if the moon found something more interesting than Night Vale, Cecil seems genuinely put out by that and then demands that the moon watches them.

* In episode 29, a strange, creepy child messenger sent by the City Council comes to Cecil during his recording and, afterwards, stares at him. Cecil's biggest concern is that he doesn't know what to do with the messenger - or any of the rest that the City Council keeps sending him - and wonders if anyone ''else'' would like to have the kid.

* Alligators: Can they kill your children? [[BluntYes Yes]].

-->Are you suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you enjoying carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you surprised by carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you enraged by carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a throbbing sadness that you almost cannot stand from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a bounty of love and appreciation for your fellow human beings traveling through this confusing and finite lifetime with you from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you get ''sexually aroused'' by carpal tunnel syndrome? [beat] That would be weird. Not to be judgmental...but it would be weird.

* In episode 29 a strange, creepy child messenger sent by the City Council comes to Cecil during his recording and is staring at him afterword. Cecil's biggest concern about the whole situation is wondering if anyone would like a child since he honestly doesn't know what to do with this child messenger or any of the rest that the City Council keeps sending him before hand.

* She was then heard to deny the sky, the existence of a loving deity, and eggs. "Eggs aren't real," she said. "Nuh-uh. Show me an egg. That's not an egg. What's an egg? Who let you in here?"

* In episode 29 a strange, creepy child messenger sent by the City Council comes to Cecil during his recording and is staring at him afterword. Cecil's biggest concern about the whole situation is wondering if anyone would like a child since he honestly doesn't know what to do with this children messenger or the rest that the City Council keeps sending him.

* In episode 29 a strange, creepy child messenger sent by the City Council comes to Cecil during his recording and is staring at him afterword. Cecil's biggest concern about the whole situation is wondering if anyone would like a child since he honestly doesn't know what to do this children messenger and the rest that the City Council keeps sending him.

-->In episode 29 a strange, creepy child messenger sent by the City Council comes to Cecil during his recording and is staring at him afterword. Cecil's biggest concern about the whole situation is wondering if anyone would like a child since he honestly doesn't know what to do this children messenger and the rest that the City Council keeps sending him.

--> She was then heard to deny the sky, the existence of a loving deity, and eggs. "Eggs aren't real," she said. "Nuh-uh. Show me an egg. That's not an egg. What's an egg? Who let you in here?"

-->In episode 29 a strange, creepy child messenger sent by the City Council comes to Cecil during his recording. Cecil's biggest concern about the whole situation is wondering if anyone would like a child since he honestly doesn't know what to do this children messenger and the rest that the City Council keeps sending him.

-->If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded.

-->Are you suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you enjoying carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you surprised by carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you enraged by carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a throbbing sadness that you almost cannot stand from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a bounty of love and appreciation for your fellow human beings traveling through this confusing and finite lifetime with you from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you get ''sexually aroused'' by carpal tunnel syndrome? [beat] That would be weird. Not to be judgmental...but it would be weird.

* Alligators: can they eat your children? Yes.

-->Are you suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you enjoying carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you surprised by carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you enraged by carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a throbbing sadness that you almost cannot stand from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a bounty of love and appreciation for your fellow human beings travelling through this confusing and finite lifetime with you from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you get ''sexually aroused'' by carpal tunnel syndrome? [beat] That would be weird. Not to be judgmental...but it would be weird.

* Alligators: can they eat your children? Yes.

* Cecil and Carlos' first date in episode 27. They have dinner at Gino's in a doorless room and have to escape by throwing a brick (provided by their waiter) through a window then take a romantic stroll through the park while the usual crowd of Night Vale residents are pointing at the sky and shouting in terror.

* Cecil and Carlos' first date in episode 27. They have dinner at Gino's in a windowless room and have to escape by throwing a brick (provided by their waiter) through a window then take a romantic stroll through the park while the usual crowd of Night Vale residents are pointing at the sky and shouting in terror.

* In episode 21, the mayor decides to get in some "denial practice:"

* From episode 21:

** Episode 7: "And now, a word from our sponsors. [[LiteralMetaphor That word]]... is [[InherentlyFunnyWord carp]]."

** Also from the Pilot: "[The City Council] would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park."

* In the Pilot, Cecil states that Carlos and his team of scientists have found that one of the houses in Night Vale does not exist. And states that the last time they were seen, the scientists were all standing around on the sidewalk in front of the "house", daring each other to go knock on the door.

--> She was then heard to deny the sky, the existence of a loving deity, and eggs. "Eggs aren't real," she said. "Nuh-uh. Show me an egg. That's not an egg. What's an egg? Who let you in here?"

* According to the City Council's SuspiciouslySpecificDenial, Pink Floyd does not exist. And even if it does, they are not fans of Pink Floyd's music. And they certainly did not attempt to hold a seance to summon the ghost of Syd Barrett, or use that spirit to hold a Pink Floyd Laser Show in Radon Canyon.

--> ''Plastic bags. '''PLASTIC. BAGS.'''''

* While Cecil is generally pretty accepting of the City Council's [[BlatantLies explanations]] for the various strange events that occur around town- if only because he knows better than to question the City Council- even ''he'' has difficulty accepting the cover-up for the attacks and vandalism by the feral dog pack from the Dog Park.

* Cecil's editorial about people who want to prevent Hiram [=McDaniels=], an 18-foot tall, five-headed firebreathing dragon, from running for mayor, accusing them of FantasticRacism.

* Cecil's editorial about people who want to prevent Hiriam McDaniels, an 18-foot tall, five-headed firebreathing dragon, from running for mayor, accusing them of FantasticRacism.