History Funny / WaxAndWayne

* Funny/TheLastMetal

* Funny/BandsOfMourning

* FutureImperfect jokes about the characters of the original trilogy abound, ranging from "High Imperial" (Spook's dialect) to the fact that Breeze now has a sect of the Survivorist church dedicated to getting drunk, to canine stuffed animals modeled after [=TenSoon=]'s most famous body and dubbed "Soonie cubs."

** [[http://40.media.tumblr.com/b8ed1dee40b8133102a3855b9987cee8/tumblr_nvtmk5wKf31r5a98so1_500.jpg "Soonie cubs" can be seen here]]. Doubly funny if you own a beanie baby that looks like that.

* FutureImperfect jokes about the characters of the original trilogy abound, ranging from "High Imperial" (Spook's dialect) to the fact that Breeze now has a sect of the Survivorist church dedicated to getting drunk, to canine stuffed animals modeled after [=TenSoon=]'s most famous body and dubbed "Soonie cubs."

* FutureImperfect jokes about the characters of the original trilogy abound, ranging from "High Imperial" (Spook's dialect) to the fact that Breeze now has a sect of the Survivorist church dedicated to getting drunk, to canine stuffed animals modeled after TenSoon's most famous body and dubbed "Soonie cubs."

* Funny/ShadowsOfSelf

* Funny/TheAlloyOfLaw

* Spook's [[JiveTurkey dialect]] has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin.
* We have this gem of a conversation when Steris is insisting Wax make smalltalk.
--> '''Wax''': I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story.\\
''' Steris''': Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation.\\
'''Wax''': I know. Particularly since I was [[GroinAttack aiming for its balls]].
* [[spoiler: Miles]], after getting his [[BlastingItOutOfTheirHands gun shot out of his hand]] for the fourth time: "Stop ''doing'' that! [[CurseCutShort You bast--]]"
** Especially since the curse is cut short by his being shot in the face.
* Just about anything Wayne says
** '''Wax''': Logic doesn't work on Wayne.
---> '''Wayne''': I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle.\\
'''Marasi''': I... have no response to that.\\
'''Wayne''': Technically, that ''is'' a response.
** '''Wayne''': Now, if you were studying buffoonery and idiotic behavior, ''that'' is something we're experts on.
** '''Waxillium''': Two tripwires, rigged with explosives. Nothing else dangerous that we could find. Other that Wayne's body odor.
--->'''Wayne''': That's the smell of ''incredibleness!''
** '''Marasi''': Wayne?
--->'''Voice from the darkness''': He is dead, young lady. I am sorry for your loss.\\
'''Marasi''': ''[gasp of horror]''\\
'''Voice from the darkness''': Yes, he was simply too handsome, too clever, and too immensely remarkable in all aspects of his existence to allow to live. It took a hundred men to bring him down, and he killed all but one. His last words were "Tell Wax...that he's a total git...and he still owes me five notes.\\
'''Marasi''': ''Wayne!''
* The fact that aluminum's AntiMagic properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control ''actually works''.
* This conversation after Wax gets injured.
--> '''Wayne''': I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him.\\
'''Marasi''': That's different.\\
'''Wayne''': What? Why? [[LampshadeHanging Cuz' I can]] [[GoodThingYouCanHeal heal]]?\\
'''Marasi''': No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again.
* After yet another attempt by Wax to get Marasi to stay behind, somewhere safe:
--> '''Wax''': You're going home. That is that.\\
'''Marasi''': I'm staying. That is that.\\
'''Wayne''': I need to get something to eat. Fat is fat.
* Wayne and Waxillium in a [[TimeStandsStill Slider bubble]], arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting ''"It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer..."''.
* Wax mentally grumbling that Steris is insane after noticing that she appears to be aroused by flying around.
* The fact that the two main characters names are a very clever pun. Wax and Wayne.