History Funny / WarFrame

19th Nov '17 7:11:59 AM Andreus
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-->'''Frohd Bek''': "Actualize! Synergy! Synergize! Growth. Profit. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Grofit!]]"

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-->'''Frohd Bek''': "Actualize! Synergy! Synergize! Growth. Profit. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Grofit!]]"Grofit?!]]"
16th Nov '17 1:15:05 AM FlameDistortion
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--> ''Your jealous friend, Darvo"''

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--> ''Your jealous friend, Darvo"''Darvo"''
* Some worthy mentions from the "Plague Star" event:
** Konzu doing a mocking Vay Hek impersonation in one of his transmissions.
** Vay Hek referring to your efforts to destroy the gigantic infested boil-like meteoroid that crashed on the plains as "[[LargeHam trying to POP its GLISTENING MAGNIFICENCE]]".
28th Oct '17 7:19:54 AM Arca
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** Then there's Hok, who forges custom weapons for you, exacerbated by the fact he has a bad case of ThirdPersonPerson...
--> '''Hok:''' ''"PEDLEK! Did your mother jump around whilst pregnant? Those are not pets! Those are carnivorous as ffffffff-"'' [tenno appears] ''"-ffaaaaar as I know! Hello there! How may Hok serve?"''
--> ...
--> '''Hok:''' ''"I am a bright star surrounded by an accretion disk of cretins and ding-dongs!"''
24th Oct '17 7:24:08 PM JKRoo
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--> ''I tried to pilot my ship into the Rift but there's some sort of '[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall fourth-dimmensional wall]]' that's blocking my passage. I can't go in, but you're special. Maybe you can retrieve those sweet, sweet Prime items.''

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--> ''I tried to pilot my ship into the Rift but there's some sort of '[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall fourth-dimmensional fourth-dimensional wall]]' that's blocking my passage. I can't go in, but you're special. Maybe you can retrieve those sweet, sweet Prime items.''
22nd Oct '17 8:21:57 PM Valathreon
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** While you're fishing, you might throw a spear at what you thought was a fish...only to find you caught a boot. If this happens, instead of hearing the beat of drums, a short banjo tune is played, almost as if to say "sucker."
20th Oct '17 9:38:33 PM JKRoo
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-->''Everything in ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Ordis]]'', operator? '''IS THAT A PUN?'''-- Hmm. I will attempt to bypass this fault."''

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-->''Everything -->''"Everything in ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Ordis]]'', operator? '''IS THAT A PUN?'''-- Hmm. I will attempt to bypass this fault."''



** The Gara Quest, coming with the Plains of Eidolon update. Two words: '''Vay'''. '''Hek'''. He's back, and '''every single line''' he has is basically him [[ChewingTheScenery chewing the entire tileset as if it was a delicious cake]] [[LargeHam and making porkchops fall from the sky for the sheer hamminess.]] While he had already fully enstablished himself as a bombastic and over the top charachter, this may be just his best performance yet. Cherry on top, his "Did you think this would be so easy?" catchphrase also makes a comeback.
--> (Referring to the [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]] [[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]]) ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. KILL IT!''

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** The Gara Quest, coming with the Plains of Eidolon update. Two words: '''Vay'''. '''Hek'''. He's back, and '''every single line''' he has is basically him [[ChewingTheScenery chewing the entire tileset as if it was a delicious cake]] [[LargeHam and making porkchops fall from the sky for the sheer hamminess.]] While he had already fully enstablished himself as a bombastic and over the top charachter, character, this may be just his best performance yet. Cherry on top, his "Did you think this would be so easy?" catchphrase also makes a comeback.
--> (Referring to the [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]] [[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]]) ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. [[SuddenlyShouting KILL IT!''IT]]!''
* Those who linked their Warframe account to Twitch Prime got a free Frost Prime frame, a decorative scarf-equivalent Prime syandana, a Soma Prime rifle, and Scindo Prime axe. You're notified that the items are redeemable by an in-game mail... from [[HonestJohnsDealership Darvo]] again. Once more, he does not disappoint.
--> ''"I Found Some Crazy Stuff''
--> ''[Player], You'll never believe this. I found the most peculiar Void Rift. The signals I'm getting from this thing are just unexplainable, it's like they aren't even from this system. But that's not even the crazy part...''
--> ''I scanned a freaking FROST PRIME WARFRAME and a PRIME SYANDANA. Just sitting there waiting to be taken. FOR FREE.''
--> ''I tried to pilot my ship into the Rift but there's some sort of '[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall fourth-dimmensional wall]]' that's blocking my passage. I can't go in, but you're special. Maybe you can retrieve those sweet, sweet Prime items.''
--> ''Your friend, Darvo"''
--> ''"[Player], Lightning has struck twice! That's right. I've found another strange Void Rift.''
--> ''Where it leads, I have no idea. What's inside? I'm detecting a SOMA PRIME and a SCINDO PRIME. Just waiting for a Tenno to snatch them up, FOR FREE.''
--> ''Try as I might, I cannot break this '[[RunningGag fourth-dimensional-wall]]' and take the items for myself. So it's up to you, Tenno. Find more info in your ship's market.''
--> ''Your jealous friend, Darvo"''
18th Oct '17 4:48:16 PM RazorTongue
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** The Gara Quest, coming with the Plains of Eidolon update. Two words: '''Vay'''. '''Hek'''. He's back, and '''every single line''' he has is basically him [[ChewingTheScenery chewing the entire tileset as if it was a delicious cake]] [[LargeHam and making porkchops fall from the sky for the sheer hamminess.]] While he had already fully enstablished himself as a bombastic and over the top charachter, this may be just his best performance yet.
Cherry on top, his "Did you think this would be so easy?" catchphrase also makes a comeback.

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** The Gara Quest, coming with the Plains of Eidolon update. Two words: '''Vay'''. '''Hek'''. He's back, and '''every single line''' he has is basically him [[ChewingTheScenery chewing the entire tileset as if it was a delicious cake]] [[LargeHam and making porkchops fall from the sky for the sheer hamminess.]] While he had already fully enstablished himself as a bombastic and over the top charachter, this may be just his best performance yet.
yet. Cherry on top, his "Did you think this would be so easy?" catchphrase also makes a comeback.
18th Oct '17 4:47:18 PM RazorTongue
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Cherry on top, his "Did you think this would be so easy?" catchphrase also makes a comeback.
18th Oct '17 4:44:54 PM RazorTongue
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** The New update also comes with yet more glorious scenery chewing from Vay Hek; some particular excerpts of comedy gold include
--> ''"It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. KILL IT!"''

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** The New update also comes Gara Quest, coming with yet more glorious scenery the Plains of Eidolon update. Two words: '''Vay'''. '''Hek'''. He's back, and '''every single line''' he has is basically him [[ChewingTheScenery chewing the entire tileset as if it was a delicious cake]] [[LargeHam and making porkchops fall from Vay Hek; some particular excerpts of comedy gold include
the sky for the sheer hamminess.]] While he had already fully enstablished himself as a bombastic and over the top charachter, this may be just his best performance yet.
--> ''"It's...(Referring to the [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]] [[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]]) ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. KILL IT!"''IT!''
17th Oct '17 12:50:22 AM TheRedStarRising
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** PoE also came with a lot of bugs, but the funniest one happens when you enter Cetus in operator mode. Your warframe is stuck in a kneeling pose, but full motion is completely allowed.

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** PoE also came with a lot of bugs, but the funniest one happens when you enter Cetus in operator mode. Your warframe is stuck in a kneeling pose, but full motion is completely allowed.allowed.
** The New update also comes with yet more glorious scenery chewing from Vay Hek; some particular excerpts of comedy gold include
--> ''"It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. KILL IT!"''
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