History Funny / WarFrame

12th Dec '16 4:22:56 PM Valiran
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* You think '''you've''' had a bad day at work? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u-cNKqnGD8 Watch what happens to these guys!]]
27th Nov '16 10:47:24 AM FlameDistortion
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-->'''Grineer Queen''': The colection of Kuva is very important. It is a crucial and... [[RecordScratch Ah, why do I bother.]] [[BadBoss Whipping are increased until further notice!]]

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-->'''Grineer Queen''': The colection of Kuva is very important. It is a crucial and... [[RecordScratch [[SurroundedByIdiots Ah, why do I bother.]] [[BadBoss Whipping Whippings are increased until further notice!]]
14th Nov '16 4:03:47 PM FlameDistortion
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-->Mobile Defense: Will it take longer than Lotus calculated?

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-->Mobile Defense: Will it take longer than Lotus calculated?calculated?
* As you traverse the Kuva Fortress, you may stumble upon video announcement from a Grineer Queen. Some of them quite amusing:
-->'''Grineer Queen''': The colection of Kuva is very important. It is a crucial and... [[RecordScratch Ah, why do I bother.]] [[BadBoss Whipping are increased until further notice!]]
12th Nov '16 5:59:28 AM TypeProton
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[[spoiler:'''Operator:''']] *wearily* Why does it have to be ''ravenous''?

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[[spoiler:'''Operator:''']] *wearily* Why does it have to be ''ravenous''?''ravenous''?
* The War Within update for PC included a new Kuva Fortress tileset. Along with it came the mission types both new and old, and this gem:
-->Mobile Defense: Will it take longer than Lotus calculated?
12th Nov '16 1:28:18 AM Tahaneira
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** After they slay Lephantus, they have a happy coffee break and mount its head on a wall.

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** After they slay Lephantus, they have a happy coffee break and mount its head on a wall.wall.
* Even in the midst of the grimness and revelations that make up War Within, there's room for a chuckle or two.
--->[[spoiler:'''Teshin:''']] Beware the ravenous golden maw!\\
[[spoiler:'''Operator:''']] *wearily* Why does it have to be ''ravenous''?
7th Nov '16 8:30:06 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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-->'''Tyl Regor''': Preacher, preacher... this your idea? ''(huffs, then imitates Nef Anyo's tone)'' "Giiive unto the Voooooid!" How about I scalpel off your little danglers and give ''them'' unto the Void, hm? What do you think about 'that'' idea, ''NEFFY''?!

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-->'''Tyl Regor''': Preacher, preacher... this your idea? ''(huffs, then imitates Nef Anyo's tone)'' "Giiive unto the Voooooid!" How about I scalpel off your little danglers and give ''them'' unto the Void, hm? What do you think about 'that'' ''that'' idea, ''NEFFY''?!
6th Nov '16 2:06:37 PM GammeDiamond
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** Ex has a rematch with Rhino, and instead destroys a wall, reveal a Mesa reading a Fashion Frame magazine.

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** Ex has a rematch with Rhino, and instead destroys a wall, reveal a Mesa and reveals Banshee reading a Fashion Frame magazine.
6th Nov '16 7:11:34 AM humrh360
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--->'''Alad V''': [[{{Infomercial}} Size Does Matter]]: Dear Sir, Having trouble competing? Are you finding the opposition too overpowered? Try ZANUKRA bio-enhancement & s(??? *Blocked by Kubrow's head*) boost compound, fresh from the lab(oratory.) [[BlatantLies ZANUKRA is not made from people]].

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--->'''Alad V''': [[{{Infomercial}} Size Does Matter]]: Dear Sir, Having trouble competing? Are you finding the opposition too overpowered? Try ZANUKRA bio-enhancement & s(??? *Blocked by Kubrow's head*) boost compound, fresh from the lab(oratory.) [[BlatantLies ZANUKRA is not made from people]].people]].
**After Ex joins a clan, he's pitted against a Rhino. Rhino [[MegatonPunch swats him like a fly]].
**Ex clumsily attempts a clan obstacle course. After he falls for, well, a falling platform, a Zephy zips by leaves in the dust (with said dust [[FlippingTheBird forming a middle finger]]). Cut the clan leaderboard revealing that [[EpicFail Ex took 20 minutes]].
**After Ex finally TookALevelInBadass, he's able to stay with his team, literally leaving footprints in his enemies' blood.
**Waiting in the elevator: Ex is just standing in a BadassArmFold, Mirage is playing Rock Paper Scissors with herself, Nyx is meditating, Frost is looking at snowglobe.
**After Ex is revealed to have topped the clan leaderboard, we SmashCut to him having trying out multiple cosmetic options making model poses with fashion show music.
**The battle with Alad V: Zanuka wipes the floor with everyone, and pins down a Loki Prime. Loki ''Switch Teleport''s with Alad, causing him to be crushed instead... [[MemeticMutation and spontaneously turn into vegetables]].
**Ex has a rematch with Rhino, and instead destroys a wall, reveal a Mesa reading a Fashion Frame magazine.
**After they slay Lephantus, they have a happy coffee break and mount its head on a wall.
6th Nov '16 6:54:03 AM humrh360
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--->'''??? (Stalker)''': CHECK OUT [[UnusualEuphemisim SARYN'S PRIME ASSETS]]. [[SchmuckBait Click attachment.]] [[BlatantLies Totally not virus.]] ([[MsFanservice Picture of Saryn in a sexy pose]])

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--->'''??? (Stalker)''': CHECK OUT [[UnusualEuphemisim SARYN'S PRIME ASSETS]].ASSETS. [[SchmuckBait Click attachment.]] [[BlatantLies Totally not virus.]] ([[MsFanservice Picture of Saryn in a sexy pose]])
6th Nov '16 6:52:52 AM humrh360
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* [=TennoCon=] 2016 previewed an upcoming animated series for the game (animated by [=OtaKing77077=] of the WebVideo/TIEFighterShortFilm, [[AwesomeAnimation no less!]]). Within the first few second, Excalibur quickly rushes through the tutorial we players went through, except [[EpicFail he chucks the Lato pistol aside and picks up the Kunai only to miss every single throw]].

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* [=TennoCon=] 2016 previewed an upcoming animated series animation for the game (animated by [=OtaKing77077=] of the WebVideo/TIEFighterShortFilm, [[AwesomeAnimation no less!]]). Within the first few second, Excalibur quickly rushes through the tutorial we players went through, except [[EpicFail he chucks the Lato pistol aside and picks up the Kunai only to miss every single throw]].



-->'''Lotus!Rebecca''': "Tyl Regor, if you are here today, we ask you to leave ([[{{Corpsing}} voice cracks up]]) and allow us to have this ceremony in ''peace''!"

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-->'''Lotus!Rebecca''': "Tyl Regor, if you are here today, we ask you to leave ([[{{Corpsing}} voice cracks up]]) and allow us to have this ceremony in ''peace''!"''peace''!"
*The [=TennoCon=] 2016, formally titled ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VuYCLelIO8 100 Days of Tenno]]'', is a awesome gut-buster from literal start to finish as we follow the adventures of a new Tenno using Excalibur.
**When Lotus suggests Excalibur to try moving around slowly, [[RecordNeedleScratch the serene music cuts out]] [[EpicFail Ex sprints off, hops and falls flat on his face, and then bullet jumps headfirst into a staircase]].
**After Oberon saves his sorry ass, we cut to Ex using the foundry... and producing miserably mangled Galatine claymore.
**Ex attempts a couple co-op missions. [[EpicFail They don't end well.]]
**Ex attempts a solo mission. [[EpicFail It doesn't end well.]]
**After his failures, Ex is going through his Inbox [[FreezeFrameBonus with some hilarious messages in it.]]
--->'''Lotus''': VITAL MISSION: Tenno. Customize your armor. You're making me look bad. Lotus, style consultant.
--->'''Grineer Faction''': Your actions have consequences...
--->'''Corpus Faction''': Your actions have consequences... Also, Kubrow treats are on 20% discount next week.
--->'''CLEM''': [[PokemonSpeak Clem!]]
--->'''??? (Stalker)''': CHECK OUT [[UnusualEuphemisim SARYN'S PRIME ASSETS]]. [[SchmuckBait Click attachment.]] [[BlatantLies Totally not virus.]] ([[MsFanservice Picture of Saryn in a sexy pose]])
--->'''Grineer Faction''': Your actions are also really embarrassing. Please stop. Thanks.
--->'''Alad V''': [[{{Infomercial}} Size Does Matter]]: Dear Sir, Having trouble competing? Are you finding the opposition too overpowered? Try ZANUKRA bio-enhancement & s(??? *Blocked by Kubrow's head*) boost compound, fresh from the lab(oratory.) [[BlatantLies ZANUKRA is not made from people]].
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