History Funny / WarFrame

27th Nov '16 10:47:24 AM FlameDistortion
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-->'''Grineer Queen''': The colection of Kuva is very important. It is a crucial and... [[RecordScratch Ah, why do I bother.]] [[BadBoss Whipping are increased until further notice!]]

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-->'''Grineer Queen''': The colection of Kuva is very important. It is a crucial and... [[RecordScratch [[SurroundedByIdiots Ah, why do I bother.]] [[BadBoss Whipping Whippings are increased until further notice!]]
14th Nov '16 4:03:47 PM FlameDistortion
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-->Mobile Defense: Will it take longer than Lotus calculated?

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-->Mobile Defense: Will it take longer than Lotus calculated?calculated?
* As you traverse the Kuva Fortress, you may stumble upon video announcement from a Grineer Queen. Some of them quite amusing:
-->'''Grineer Queen''': The colection of Kuva is very important. It is a crucial and... [[RecordScratch Ah, why do I bother.]] [[BadBoss Whipping are increased until further notice!]]
12th Nov '16 5:59:28 AM TypeProton
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[[spoiler:'''Operator:''']] *wearily* Why does it have to be ''ravenous''?

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[[spoiler:'''Operator:''']] *wearily* Why does it have to be ''ravenous''?''ravenous''?
* The War Within update for PC included a new Kuva Fortress tileset. Along with it came the mission types both new and old, and this gem:
-->Mobile Defense: Will it take longer than Lotus calculated?
12th Nov '16 1:28:18 AM Tahaneira
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** After they slay Lephantus, they have a happy coffee break and mount its head on a wall.

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** After they slay Lephantus, they have a happy coffee break and mount its head on a wall.wall.
* Even in the midst of the grimness and revelations that make up War Within, there's room for a chuckle or two.
--->[[spoiler:'''Teshin:''']] Beware the ravenous golden maw!\\
[[spoiler:'''Operator:''']] *wearily* Why does it have to be ''ravenous''?
7th Nov '16 8:30:06 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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-->'''Tyl Regor''': Preacher, preacher... this your idea? ''(huffs, then imitates Nef Anyo's tone)'' "Giiive unto the Voooooid!" How about I scalpel off your little danglers and give ''them'' unto the Void, hm? What do you think about 'that'' idea, ''NEFFY''?!

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-->'''Tyl Regor''': Preacher, preacher... this your idea? ''(huffs, then imitates Nef Anyo's tone)'' "Giiive unto the Voooooid!" How about I scalpel off your little danglers and give ''them'' unto the Void, hm? What do you think about 'that'' ''that'' idea, ''NEFFY''?!
6th Nov '16 2:06:37 PM GammeDiamond
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** Ex has a rematch with Rhino, and instead destroys a wall, reveal a Mesa reading a Fashion Frame magazine.

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** Ex has a rematch with Rhino, and instead destroys a wall, reveal a Mesa and reveals Banshee reading a Fashion Frame magazine.
6th Nov '16 7:11:34 AM humrh360
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--->'''Alad V''': [[{{Infomercial}} Size Does Matter]]: Dear Sir, Having trouble competing? Are you finding the opposition too overpowered? Try ZANUKRA bio-enhancement & s(??? *Blocked by Kubrow's head*) boost compound, fresh from the lab(oratory.) [[BlatantLies ZANUKRA is not made from people]].

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--->'''Alad V''': [[{{Infomercial}} Size Does Matter]]: Dear Sir, Having trouble competing? Are you finding the opposition too overpowered? Try ZANUKRA bio-enhancement & s(??? *Blocked by Kubrow's head*) boost compound, fresh from the lab(oratory.) [[BlatantLies ZANUKRA is not made from people]].people]].
**After Ex joins a clan, he's pitted against a Rhino. Rhino [[MegatonPunch swats him like a fly]].
**Ex clumsily attempts a clan obstacle course. After he falls for, well, a falling platform, a Zephy zips by leaves in the dust (with said dust [[FlippingTheBird forming a middle finger]]). Cut the clan leaderboard revealing that [[EpicFail Ex took 20 minutes]].
**After Ex finally TookALevelInBadass, he's able to stay with his team, literally leaving footprints in his enemies' blood.
**Waiting in the elevator: Ex is just standing in a BadassArmFold, Mirage is playing Rock Paper Scissors with herself, Nyx is meditating, Frost is looking at snowglobe.
**After Ex is revealed to have topped the clan leaderboard, we SmashCut to him having trying out multiple cosmetic options making model poses with fashion show music.
**The battle with Alad V: Zanuka wipes the floor with everyone, and pins down a Loki Prime. Loki ''Switch Teleport''s with Alad, causing him to be crushed instead... [[MemeticMutation and spontaneously turn into vegetables]].
**Ex has a rematch with Rhino, and instead destroys a wall, reveal a Mesa reading a Fashion Frame magazine.
**After they slay Lephantus, they have a happy coffee break and mount its head on a wall.
6th Nov '16 6:54:03 AM humrh360
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--->'''??? (Stalker)''': CHECK OUT [[UnusualEuphemisim SARYN'S PRIME ASSETS]]. [[SchmuckBait Click attachment.]] [[BlatantLies Totally not virus.]] ([[MsFanservice Picture of Saryn in a sexy pose]])

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--->'''??? (Stalker)''': CHECK OUT [[UnusualEuphemisim SARYN'S PRIME ASSETS]].ASSETS. [[SchmuckBait Click attachment.]] [[BlatantLies Totally not virus.]] ([[MsFanservice Picture of Saryn in a sexy pose]])
6th Nov '16 6:52:52 AM humrh360
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* [=TennoCon=] 2016 previewed an upcoming animated series for the game (animated by [=OtaKing77077=] of the WebVideo/TIEFighterShortFilm, [[AwesomeAnimation no less!]]). Within the first few second, Excalibur quickly rushes through the tutorial we players went through, except [[EpicFail he chucks the Lato pistol aside and picks up the Kunai only to miss every single throw]].

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* [=TennoCon=] 2016 previewed an upcoming animated series animation for the game (animated by [=OtaKing77077=] of the WebVideo/TIEFighterShortFilm, [[AwesomeAnimation no less!]]). Within the first few second, Excalibur quickly rushes through the tutorial we players went through, except [[EpicFail he chucks the Lato pistol aside and picks up the Kunai only to miss every single throw]].



-->'''Lotus!Rebecca''': "Tyl Regor, if you are here today, we ask you to leave ([[{{Corpsing}} voice cracks up]]) and allow us to have this ceremony in ''peace''!"

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-->'''Lotus!Rebecca''': "Tyl Regor, if you are here today, we ask you to leave ([[{{Corpsing}} voice cracks up]]) and allow us to have this ceremony in ''peace''!"''peace''!"
*The [=TennoCon=] 2016, formally titled ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VuYCLelIO8 100 Days of Tenno]]'', is a awesome gut-buster from literal start to finish as we follow the adventures of a new Tenno using Excalibur.
**When Lotus suggests Excalibur to try moving around slowly, [[RecordNeedleScratch the serene music cuts out]] [[EpicFail Ex sprints off, hops and falls flat on his face, and then bullet jumps headfirst into a staircase]].
**After Oberon saves his sorry ass, we cut to Ex using the foundry... and producing miserably mangled Galatine claymore.
**Ex attempts a couple co-op missions. [[EpicFail They don't end well.]]
**Ex attempts a solo mission. [[EpicFail It doesn't end well.]]
**After his failures, Ex is going through his Inbox [[FreezeFrameBonus with some hilarious messages in it.]]
--->'''Lotus''': VITAL MISSION: Tenno. Customize your armor. You're making me look bad. Lotus, style consultant.
--->'''Grineer Faction''': Your actions have consequences...
--->'''Corpus Faction''': Your actions have consequences... Also, Kubrow treats are on 20% discount next week.
--->'''CLEM''': [[PokemonSpeak Clem!]]
--->'''??? (Stalker)''': CHECK OUT [[UnusualEuphemisim SARYN'S PRIME ASSETS]]. [[SchmuckBait Click attachment.]] [[BlatantLies Totally not virus.]] ([[MsFanservice Picture of Saryn in a sexy pose]])
--->'''Grineer Faction''': Your actions are also really embarrassing. Please stop. Thanks.
--->'''Alad V''': [[{{Infomercial}} Size Does Matter]]: Dear Sir, Having trouble competing? Are you finding the opposition too overpowered? Try ZANUKRA bio-enhancement & s(??? *Blocked by Kubrow's head*) boost compound, fresh from the lab(oratory.) [[BlatantLies ZANUKRA is not made from people]].
4th Nov '16 2:18:37 PM SNobleJr
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* Rhino's colossal GagPenis has to be seen to be believed. Volt gets in on the action too.

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* Rhino's colossal GagPenis [[GagPenis codpiece]] has to be seen to be believed. believed (especially when paired with the Limbo Agile animation set's rhythmic pelvic thrusts), and Volt gets is no slouch in on the action too.department, either.
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