History Funny / VampireTheRequiem

-->"I’ve learned that even our malignance and evilhas been surpassed by some mortal sect calling themselves ‘Democrats.’"

-->"I’ve learned that [[CardCarryingVillain even our malignance and evil]] [[TakeThat has been surpassed by some mortal sect calling themselves ‘Democrats.’]]"

-->"I’ve learned that [[TakeThat even our malignance and evil has been surpassed by some mortal sect calling themselves ‘Democrats.’]]"

-->"A visit from SantaClaus is never quite as terrifying for a poor child as when it is his [[LookLikeOrlok Nosferatu]] father behind the mask, so Kindred parents with some wisdom still exercise restraint."

* ''Damnation City'', a supplement meant to help flesh out your urban environment in a Chronicle, provides rules for a Graffiti code Kindred sometimes use to communicate. One of the sample Graffiti presented? "Fuck Prince Gorman", which basically is the Kindred equivalent of "Fuck the Police". Apparently, just because you are immortal doesn't mean you can't be immature.

-->''Well, son, when a mommy and a daddy who are deeply in love decide they want a little baby, mommy murders a homeless man and drinks up all his yummy blood until her belly is big and full of it, and then daddy lays on top of her, and puts his wing-wang in her hoo-haa and moves up and down, and then his seed and her egg meet, and mommy uses some of the blood to make the little baby growing in her big and healthy, but because she's eating for two now, mommy gets very very hungry, and has to murder lots and lots of homeless men so in nine months a perfect little bouncing baby is born, with daddy's nose, and mommy's sickening occult affliction.''

-->"I’ve learned that even our malignance and evil has been surpassed by some mortal sect calling themselves ‘Democrats.’"

* The first edition provides rules and explanations for what reaction Kindred would have to various environments, including what would happen if they ended up in the deepest depth of the ocean, or in complete vacuum (AKA [[RecycledInSpace in space]]). Followed by a comment [[WhatTheHellPlayer asking the reader what kind of campaign they are running to get to this.]]

* The first edition provides rules and explanations for what reaction Kindred would have to various environments, including what would happen if they ended up in the deepest depth of the ocean, or in complete vacuum (AKA [[RecycledInSpace in space]]). Followed by a comment [[WhatTheHellPlayer asking the reader what kind of campaign they are running to get to this.]]

-->"I’ve learned that even our malignance and evil has been surpassed by some mortal sect calling themselves ‘Democrats.’"