History Funny / Undergrads

* Rocko's [[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Oh+Rocko.+credit+to+the+creator+of+underGRADS+miss+that+show_3e377a_4147148.jpg fake ID]] reading [[BlatantLies "I am 21 so drinking is yes."]] It works ''completely'' flawlessly - he gets into the bar without the bouncer even sparing a second glance!

** Cal learning about STDs

* Rocko's [[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Oh+Rocko.+credit+to+the+creator+of+underGRADS+miss+that+show_3e377a_4147148.jpg fake ID]] reading [[BlatantLies "I am 21 so drinking is yes."]]

--->'''Cal''': "Beer before liquor, get drunk quicker." "Liquor before Beer, you got Pam Greer!"\\

'''Rocko''': Shut up.

-->'''Rocko''': ''[sips a drink Nitz gave him and spits it out]]' AH GOD, I'm sick enough as it is, what was that crap?!\\

--> '''Nitz''': Good Charlotte? What have they done that I might have heard? *The Dougler walks by in the background [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall playing the shows theme song]] on a boombox*

'''Gimpy:''' (over Mump's radio) Show some dignity, man! You're making an ass of yourself!
-->'''Rocko:''' What?\\

--> '''Nitz''': ...where's the banana?
--> '''Rocko''': I ate it.
--> '''Nitz''': There was a ''condom'' on it! *Rocko just stares blankly*

--> '''Rocko''': And I'm descending further and further into insanity... *the camera pans out, showing Rocko is now wearing a hot dog costume*

--> '''Cal''': I'm all out of Nitzes hats, ladies. Take Nitzes boxer shorts.

--> '''Kimmy''': You're always so calm and collected, like nothing ever bothers you.
--> '''Nitz''': *outwardly calm, but his true thoughts show up on a video chat screen*
--> '''Imaginary!Nitz''': *begins tearing out his hair* NO, KIMMY!! AHH! *tears off more hair* WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT HER?! AHHH!! *tears off his whole face, revealing the skull underneath* AHHH! WHY DID I DO THAT?! NOW I GOT NO FACE!!

--> '''Rocko''': [[BlatantLies It's sorta complicated!]]

** Nitz trouble with his financial aid eventually balloons into a huge protest rally against the financial aid office led by Kimmy, despite there being no fault on their part (the stoner mail clerk accidentally dropped Nitz check behind a filing cabinet).

-->'''Rocko''': *sips a drink Nitz gave him and spits it out* AH GOD, I'm sick enough as it is, what was that crap?!\\

** First, Nitz tries to get Cal's help to learn to drink. It doesnt go well.
--> '''Cal''': “ Beer before liquor, get drunk quicker ” “ Liquor before Beer, you got Pam Greer!
--> '''Nitz''': You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
--> '''Cal''': Nope! Later guy, I gotta have my late-afternoon sex!

--> '''Rocko''': Oh, Skid Row Bro!
--> '''Nitz''': Huh?
--> '''Rocko''': You know, like in ''Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs''! Skid Row Bro!
--> '''Nitz''': That's ''Quid Pro Quo''.
--> '''Rocko''': Shut up.

--> '''Rocko''': You know, like in ''SilenceOfTheLambs''! Skid Row Bro!

** The ridiculous buerocratic nightmare at the financial aid office leads to Nitz falling asleep in line, which is mistaken by Kimmy as a "sleep-in" protest.
* Rocko decides to go sober after one particular night of hedonism lands him in jail while wearing a urine soaked adult diaper, and the following mornings hangover almost kills him. At the same time, Nitz wants to try drinking so he can join Kimmy and her friends at a local bar. The result? Rocko teaches Nitz about drinking and bar life, and Nitz teaches Rocko about sobriety.
--> '''Rocko''': *sips a drink Nitz gave him and spits it out* AH GOD, I'm sick enough as it is, what was that crap?!
--> '''Nitz''': That was ''orange juice''.

--> '''Cal''': “ Beer before liquor, get drunk quicker ” “ Liqour before Beer, you got Pam Greer!

'''Rocko:''' What?

'''Gazoo:''' Continue making a jolly old ass of yourself.

* The school newspaper staff, which consists of Kimmy, Cal, Brodie, the Dougler and the med student in charge of Work Study. Aside from Kimmy, no one there cares one iota about the paper or the campus protest club attached to it. The med student is just using it to pad his resume for grad school, Brodie is using their resources to try and get film industry contacts, The Dougler just wants to pretend it's the 60s and Cal is using it to get some alone time away from his ladyfriends.

** The world seems to conspire against Rocko keeping sober. On his first day of sobriety, he walks into the frathouse, only to discover it's "Drink All Day" Day, with every room in the house full of some alcohol-related shenanigans.

** That includes communicating exclusively through video chat, an I.V drip so he doesnt have to leave to eat, and a ''bedpan'' (which he makes Mump empty for him).

* The clique completely falling apart while Nitz is in self imposed exile in his room as Room Guy. Without Nitz to guide them, Rocko has used negative conditioning to turn Cal into a carbon copy of himself and then descended into madness because Cal not being annoying anymore meant he didnt hate him, which went completely against his worldview, Cal has turned feral and decided to live among the squirrels because his new Rocko/Cal persona means women are no longer interested in him, and Gimpy has become obsessed with obtaining Nitz's fame as Room Guy for himself.

** Nitz reacts... poorly to the chance that Kimmy might leave State U if her audition for next years drama class doesnt go well.

* The school newspaper staff, which consists of Kimmy, Cal, Brodie, the Dougler and the med student in charge of Work Study. Aside from Kimmy, no one there cares one iota about the paper or the campus protest club attached to it. The med student is just using it to pad his resume for grad school, Brodie is using their resources to try and get film industry contacts, The Dougler just wants to pretend its the 60s and Cal is using it to get some alone time away from his ladyfriends.
** Nitz trouble with his financial aid eventually balloons into a huge protest rally against the financial aid office led by Kimmy, despite there being no fault on their part (the stoner mail clerk accidently dropped Nitz check behind a filing cabinet).

** The world seems to conspire against Rocko keeping sober. On his first day of sobriety, he walks into the frathouse, only to discover its "Drink All Day" Day, with every room in the house full of some alcohol-related shenanigans.

** Gimpy calling on Mump to serve as his technical advisor over radio and watching over surveillance camera. At one point, when Mump suggests Gimpy to form an alliance with Nitz, Mump has to tell him [[BlatantLies "it was from]] Franchise/StarWars". Funniest of all? ''Gimpy'' believes it.

* Rocko complaining that he didnt get to feel up the actress he was in an informative date rape sketch with.
--> '''Rocko''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice What kind of crappy date rape is this?]]

* The school newspaper staff, which consists of Kimmy, Cal, the Dougler and the med student in charge of Work Study. Aside from Kimmy, no one there cares one iota about the paper or the campus protest club attached to it. The med student is just using it to pad his resume for grad school, The Dougler just wants to pretend its the 60s and Cal is using it to get some alone time away from his ladyfriends.

--> '''Nitz''': That was ''orange juice''.

* From the first episode, when Rocko hallucinates Mump as the Great Gazoo:

* From the last episode, "Screw Week", we have the incredibly crappy student housing the group comes across while looking for options of where to live next semester, such as a cardboard box without water, electricity or air which costs $3,000 a month, and a dilapidated town house with most of its ceiling missing, and a broken toilet.

* The Dougler, the irritating R.A of Cal and Nitz's dorm, who acts like a male GranolaGirl.

* Rocko's insistence on treating college life like a college movie, much to his frat brothers' frustration, including hazing himself even though hazing has been banned on campus since the 50's, and refusing to partake in the community service aspects of a frat.

* The gang attempting to find free sources of entertainment while their source of income has dried up, which ranges from sneaking into a Jewish sabbat dinner, to attending a crappy Christian rock concert.
* The clique completely falling apart while Nitz is [[ItMakesSenseInContext in self imposed exile in his room as Room Guy]]. Without Nitz to guide them, Rocko has used negative conditioning to turn Cal into a carbon copy of himself and then descended into madness because Cal not being annoying anymore meant he didnt hate him, which went completely against his world view, Cal has turned feral and decided to live among the squirrels because his new Rocko/Cal persona means women are no longer interested in him, and Gimpy has become obsessed with obtaining Nitz's fame as Room Guy for himself.

--> This costume gives me great power. Power to install school spirit and make people cheer. But with great power comes great responsiblity. I'd be letting the school spirit down if I didn't show, and the school spirit is a ghost who will kill me if I fail. Ghosts are scary guy.

** Gimpy calling on Mump to serve as his technical advisor over radio and watching over surveillance camera.
*** At one point, when Mump suggests Gimpy to form an alliance with Nitz, Mump has to tell him [[BlatantLies "it was from]] Franchise/StarWars". Funniest of all? ''Gimpy'' believes it.

** Jessie kept complaining about how Nitz was always doing everything Kimmi asked him. [[HypocriticalHumor Also Nitz is always asking favors from Jessie]].
*** After being explained how the game works, Jessie immediately joined the game and foils Nitz's scape plan.

--->"I'm out of the will, but it's worth it."

--->'''Rocko:''' Oh Great Gazoo, what should I do?
--->'''Gazoo:''' Continue making a jolly old ass of yourself.

* Rocko tries to sell his sperm for money, and discovers they only accept sperm from people going to good schools like Tekerson Tek -- Gimpy's school.
-->'''Rocko:''' Gimpy, can I jerk off in your room?
-->'''Gimpy:''' ''(angry face)'' Rocko!... What do I say every time you ask me that?

--> '''Rocko''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice "What kind of crappy daterape is this?"]]

* Nitz attempting to create a defining identity for himself to make himself noteable to the other students, which consists mostly of grafting the identities of everyone else into a single personality.
* Also from ''Identity Crisis'', we have Gimpy's increasingly desperate attempts at luring Nitz out of his room, including sending out his sidekick, the portly Mump dressed up as Nitz crush Kimmy.
--> [[CreepyCrossdresser Mump]]: "Oh Nitz, its me, Kimmy Burgen, your one true love! Please come out of your room and make sweet love to me!"
--> '''Nitz''': "''No'', Mump!"
* From the last episode, ''Screw Week'', we have the incredibly crappy student housing the group comes across while looking for options of where to live next semester, such as a cardboard box without water, electricity or air which cost $3,000 a month, and a dillapidated town house with most of its ceiling missing, and a broken toilet.

--> This costume gives me great power. Power to install school spirit and make people cheer. But with great power comes great responsiblity. I'd be letting the school spirit down if I didn't show, and the school spirit is a ghost who will kill me if I fail. Ghost's are scary guy.
* Rocko attempting to start a sports team rivalry between State U and his own school by himself, despite the fact that his school doesnt even have a football team, and his efforts mostly consists of beating up Cal while wearing his school shirt, which everyone thinks if for a fictitious college. In the end, he crashes the State U/Techerson Tech trivia finals dressed up in a mascot costume ''of himself'' to openly challenge any college, or really tough high school, to take on his college.

--> '''Rocko''': Okay Mump, I want you to describe to me in detail the worst moment of your life.
--> '''Mump''': Well... this one right now is pretty bad...
* Rocko's insistance on treating college life like a college movie, much to his frat brothers frustration, including hazing himself despite the fact that hazing has been banned on campus since the 50's, and refusing to partake in the community service aspects of a frat.

*** At one point, when Mump suggests Gimpy to form an alliance with Nitz, Mump has to tell him [["it was from Franchise/StarWars"]]. Funniest of all? {{Gimpy}} believes it.

*** And finally, the revelation that the festival at State U has disintegrated into a flaming warzone, ''all because Nitz was playing Risk, instead of being at the festival to stop one very minute thing from happening.''

--> This costume gives me great power. Power to install school spirit and make people cheer. But with great power comes great responsiblity. I'd be letting the school spirit down if I didn't show, and the school spirit is a ghost who will kill me if I fail. Ghost's are scary guy.

* Rocko's fake ID reading [[BlatantLies "I am 21 so drinking is yes."]]

* The gang attempting to find free sources of entertainment while their source of income has dried up, which ranges from sneaking into a Jewish sabbat dinner, to attending a crappy christian rock concert.

* From the last episode, ''Screw Week'', we have the incredibly crappy student housing the group comes across while looking for options of where to live next semester, such as a cardboard box without water, electricity or air which cost 3000$ a month, and a dillapidated town house with most of its ceiling missing, and a broken toilet.

* Nitz attempting to create a defining identity for himself to make himself noteable to the other students, which consists mostly of grafting the identities of everyone else into a single personality.

-->'''Gimpy:''' ''(angry face)'' Rocko!... What do I say every time you ask me that?

--->'''Rocko:''' Gimpy, can I jerk off in your room?
--->'''Gimpy:''' ''(angry face)'' Rocko!... What do I say every time you ask me that?