History Funny / ULTIMATEWARRIOR

* His first appearance at WWE where he defeats the Westling/HonkyTonkMan in [[SquashMatch 30 seconds]], as shown on the main page.

* His first appearance at WWE where he defeats the Westling/HonkeyTonkMan in [[SquashMatch 30 seconds]], as shown on the main page.

-->'''Warrior:''' Brother, if you're looking for a full-length, action-packed adventure, I've got a movie for you- with me kicking your ass from beginning to end! (''proceeds to do so.'')

** Although that spot starts with a FunnyAneurysmMoment: "Not even the Grim Reaper, starving to get his hands on the Warrior's soul..." Yeesh...

* In 1996, Goldust attempted to psyche out THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR with his usual creepy sexual double entendre act. THE WARRIOR. Everybody on Earth knew this would not end well for Goldust, but the verbal onslaught that preceded the inevitable ass whooping was totally unexpected.

* In 1996, Goldust attempted to psyche out THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR with his usual creepy sexual double entendres act. THE WARRIOR. Everybody on Earth knew this would not end well for Goldust, but the verbal onslaught that preceded the inevitable ass whuppin' was totally unexpected.

** Becomes {{Hilarious|inhindsight}} '''AND''' HarsherInHindsight when Warrior legitimately died the year after.

* In 2013, he did a commercial promoting his appearance in the WWE 2K14 video game, which featured him going around the 2K Games office, beating up random employees while giving one of his trademark promos.

--> '''Warrior:'' Let me tell you something, freak! Whatever you're trying to pull from the minds of those you SCREW with, and whatever those choose to do with what you dish out, let me make it perfectly clear: what is, is. And whatever you're into, I don't give a shit!!!

-->'''Warrior:'' Brother, if you're looking for a full-length, action-packed adventure, I've got a movie for you- with me kicking your ass from beginning to end! (''proceeds to do so.'')

Warrior: Let me tell you something, freak! Whatever you're trying to pull from the minds of those you SCREW with, and whatever those choose to do with what you dish out, let me make it perfectly clear: what is, is. And whatever you're into, I don't give a shit!!!

And when the Golden One tries to rile up Warrior with his trademarked "skeevy bark", Warrior responds with-

Warrior: Brother, if you're looking for a full-length, action-packed adventure, I've got a movie for you- with me kicking your ass from beginning to end!

And proceeds to do so.

* In 1996, Goldust attempted to psyche out THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR with his usual creepy sexual double entendres act. THE WARRIOR. Everybody on Earth knew this will not end well for Goldust, but what preceded the inevitable ass whuppin' was totally unexpected.

** While he's sneaking up on Heenan, Warrior looks at the crowd and motions toward Heenan's direction with his thumb as if to say, "Check this out." With a giant grin on his face the whole time.

* His team with Wrestling/RandySavage led to some.....unique interviews. You know something's hilariously messed up if "The Macho Man" comes off as the sane, rational one....

* His anti-smoking PSA.

* while he's sneaking up on Heenan, Warrior looks at the crowd and motions toward Heenan's direction with his thumb as if to say, "Check this out." With a giant grin on his face the whole time.

* ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries 1989'' features a hilarious out-of-character moment for Warrior. Bobby Heenan is forced to take part in a Survivor Series match [[note]]replacing Tully Blanchard, who was legitimately released from the company that day[[/note]] with Wrestling/ArnAnderson, Wrestling/AndreTheGiant and [[Wrestling/{{Meng}} Haku]], versus Warrior, the Rockers and Jim Neidhart. Heenan gets by thanks to his teammates doing all the dirty work, but by the end, Heenan and Warrior are ''alone,'' after Warrior takes out Arn Anderson. As Heenan begs Arn to come back, Warrior decides to sneak up on him, and actually [[{{Corpsing}} starts laughing]] in the process. Heenan's OhCrap face is the icing on the cake. (And yes, Heenan [[CurbStompBattle gets his shit ruined]].)

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0pyWCNEIY The Ultimate Warrior vs Phil Collins!]]

* Here's a fun one: when he's giving one of his [[SarcasmMode highly erudite and concise promos,]] pay attention to anyone else in the room, and imagine what's going through their minds as they listen to him. Just thinking about the sheer willpower it must've taken for these guys to not {{Corpse}} in front of the camera because of him will have you in stitches.

* In 2013, he did a commercial promoting his appearance in the WWE 2K14 video game, which featured him going around the 2K Games office, beating up random employees while giving one of his trademark promos.