History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlayLetsPlay2016

* As they battle the first Crystal Sage in the Road of Sacrifices, they begin singing a Dark Souls version of the ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' theme song, with Pat-Tron 4000 (their character) Lucky Ted, and [[VideoGame/DarkSoulsI Solaire.]]

** Matt editing the fight music to the [[EarWorm Night Battle music from]] ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''.

---->'''Matt:''' ''(Reading the character's injury prompts in a deadpan)'' [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound I'm hurt, I'm hurt, I'm wounded, I'm losing blood.]]

* Their various jokes about the clawshots are all comedy gold, particularly the bit in [[https://youtu.be/sw1Y_PCZjGw?t=5m28s Part 35]] where Matt suggests a [[Manga/{{JojosBizarreAdventure}} Stand]] with the power of a clawshot, but quickly realises that its probably already been done.

* In part 36 they predict that Malo will grow up to be the Zelda equivalent of [[Manga/{{JojosBizarreAdventure}} Dio]].

* Part 6: Pat and Woolie deciding that being in this game is David Bowie look-alike [[{{Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure}} Yoshikage Kira's]] punishment for being a serial killer.

** Discussion about tarot cards brings up [[JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo]] and the inevitable King Crimson mention. Pat decides to pass on editing the video to make it confusing.

---->'''Matt:''' ''(Reading the character's injury prompts in a deadpan)'' [[MostAnnoyingSound I'm hurt, I'm hurt, I'm wounded, I'm losing blood.]]

-->'''Woolie''':[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo Giorno]] is like [[BigBad my dad]] is your [[ArchNemesis enemy]].

* When the Jojolion chapter begins Pat remarks on Gappy's [[HelloSailor design]] and how it relates to the entire series being a reflection of Araki's evolving tastes in homoeroticism.

* In Part 17, they witness Josuke-8 and Joshuu's [[CombinationAttack Dual Heat Attack]] for the first time. As they haven't caught up on Part 8 yet, they are absolutely ''flabbergasted'' by the fact that Josuke-8's stand Soft&Wet can ''remove the '''concept''' of friction '''from the ground.''' '' They immediately freak out and laugh about how this fact means that Soft&Wet's ability is so broad that it can easily be a StoryBreakerPower.

-->'''Pat''': "I stole the concept of breathabilty from the air!!"[[labelnote:*]] [[HilariousInHindsight He actually does later beat an enemy in the manga by stealing the air from his enemy's lungs]] [[/labelnote]]

* Part 2 has Woolie asking what fictional AI [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47]] compares to best. Pat choose ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender]]''.

* Their entire reaction to the ending, which features the ghost of [[TheScrappy Vic]] giving a '''''[[CharacterFilibuster 7-minute long monologue about his life]]'''''. With the fact that Vic [[DroppedABridgeOnHim dying from driving while drunk offscreen]] happened not too long before the ending, they ''quickly'' recognize the game's attempt at forcing a Tearjerker moment with this sequence, and have nothing but very vocal consternation for it, considering [[FlatCharacter Vic's]] been nothing but a massive prick until ''literally'' this moment where it tries to make Vic a sympathetic character with deep issues. As the monologue continues and Vic talks about how his childhood with an abusive father messed him up, but then turns around and talks about how thankful he was that Freq and his sister treated him like a brother, and that their loving parents practically raised him as if he was their own son when his father didn't, they start to talk about how it's actively making Vic ''less'' sympathetic, because this reveals that he ''knew'' how selfless and good Rage and his family was to him, ''[[{{Jerkass}} and yet he used them for everything, abused his friendship of Freq when he got famous for his own selfish desires, and had the nerve to try and guilt trip him when Freq tried to call him out on doing all of this.]]''

** Pat even makes the comparison of Vic to ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure DIO]]'' in that both talk about how they ended up bad because they had a shitty father, but the fact that they were mostly raised by a loving surrogate family who treated them like their own makes that excuse ''bullshit''.

* Their entire reaction to the ending, which features the ghost of [[TheScrappy Vic]] giving a ''[[CharacterFilibuster 7-minute long monologue about his life]]''. As the monologue continues and Vic talks about being brought up by Rage's loving family, they start to talk about how it's actively making Vic ''less'' sympathetic; Pat even making the comparison of Vic to ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure DIO]]'' in that both talk about how they ended up bad because they had a shitty father, but the fact that they were mostly raised by a loving adoptive family makes that excuse ''bullshit''.

** Pat starts the episode by attempting to say Merry Christmas only for Woolie to quickly stop his attempts of passing the LP off as a Christmas gift. [[DontExplainTheJoke The joke is that the episode was uploaded on December 25.]]

'''Pat:''' *ManiacalLaugh*

* Their incredulity at Jotaro [[spoiler: using Star Platinum: The World Over Heaven to re-write reality and bring Kakyouin, Avdol, and Iggy back to life, and how much that screws up the timeline.]]

--> '''Pat''': Considering this game came out in 2007, alongside [[VideoGame/BioShock BioShock]], they've had, like, nine years for the fanart to come out. Ever since 2009. [[note]]Dark Souls came out in 2011.[[/note]]

* In the Playthrough of Episode 2, Pat and Woolie are discussing the idea that almost nobody would be actually watching the video, instead just listening to them rant from a minimized window. Then Pat muses that he really hopes that YouTube never implements a feature where views wouldn't count if the window wasn't maximized, and they both conclude that they'd be dead if that happened.

*** After discussing how good the song is and telling people to just look it up on Youtube, Pat muses they're just shitting all over their own LP.

* Part 13 consists largely of a search to find a magic ring, so that they can save the game and ''stop''. Meanwhile, Pat asks the audience who is more responsible for breaking the LP by using up all the magic rings by asking them to [[UnwinnableByMistake put a 1 in the comments if it was Pat's fault]], [[NeverMyFault 2 if it was kinda-sorta' Pat's fault but David Cage is more at fault.]] So far at the time of writing, the top relevant comment on YouTube [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin is a 1 with over a hundred and fifty likes.]]

* Woolie voicing his displeasure of Slippy only for Matt ad Liam to twist his words.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2u4yN41IcM Part 5]]: The group's baffled breakdown at the mission briefing that states Richard Hawk is ''sending American citizens into overseas white slavery''.

** Matt suggests ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Smash Bros. 4]]'', but that gets shot down quickly because at the end of the day, Liam would still be playing Smash Bros. Woolie agrees by saying that forcing him to play [[StreetFighterEX Street Fighter EX]] means he still gets to play [[StreetFighter Street Fighter.]]

--->'''The Player:''' I would prefer not to go back to Kayl's apartment. The police or the demons are surely waiting for me there.\\

--->'''The Player:''' Am I a sorcerer now?

'''Mat''': Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. I like where this is going. I like this energy.\\

*** What has them thinking that this is the final boss? When you die in the shooting segment, it uses up a magic ring whenever you respawn. And WhoWouldBeStupidEnough [[Creator/QuanticDream to have a game mechanic where you use up save tokens in a boss fight before the final boss?]]

* In Part 13 they compare Kaine to [[MetalGearSolid Big Boss]] in a shirt thanks to her superhuman ability to adventure [[PantsFree without pants]].

* Multiple comparisons of Naruto's shadow clones and [[WesternAnimatio/RickAndMorty Mr Meeseeks]].

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* They reach the Catacombs of Carthus, an entire area dedicated to skeletons. The ''WesternAnimation/SkeletonWarriors'' theme ensues.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u8lJ5mVGPY Pat dying to the Skeleton Ball.]] Three times. In a row.
** To elaborate: the first time is simply being caught off guard by something so absurd. The second time, Pat tries to roll out of the way, only to get bounced off the edge by it. The third time, he figures out how to dodge it both going down and up the stairs, and while he's out of the way tries to attack it, only to bounce off of it again and die.

David Cage [[MichaelJackson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent]] [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E9HomerBadman which he believes makes him]] a good game director.\\

*** Woolie points out that while the seven day long battle of legend should ''sound'' cool, they need to imagine this in terms of ''[[SoBadItsHorrible Omikron]]'' fighting.

'''Matt''': In case you were thinking "[[SoBadItsHorrible Have the Best Friends gone crazy]]?"\\

-->'''Liam:''' I played half of [[SoBadItsHorrible Vampire Rain]] to see if we could make a LP out of it.

** This conversation continues through several suggestions that shows just how low Liam's tolerance for SoBadItsHorrible games are, eventually the inevitable jabs at the ''Reboot'' LP come up, to a completely incensed rant from Woolie.