History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlayFridayNightFisticuffs

** Woolie and Matt play as unlockable characters Spider-Man and Professor X respectively. Spider-Man is pretty reasonable, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFa2zzt4yow&t=32m45s ol' Charles...]] Matt actually can be heard leaning away from the camera, he's laughing so hard.

** With the first two unlocked boss characters (German [[KiManipulation Ubermensch]] [[BigBad Cula]] and the aforementioned [[CaptainErsatz "Italian Hitler"]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Wac]][[{{Cyborg}} ker]]) setting a clear trend, the Best Friends wonder who the third boss fighter is, if it's not Japan. They are baffled to find that it's... a [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers wholesome-looking Nepalese mountain man]].

'''Woolie:''' [[VideogameHistoricalRevisionism Maybe Japan is just rewriting history.]]

** With the first two unlocked boss characters (German [[KiManipulation Ubermensch]] [[BigBad Cula]] and the aforementioned [[CaptainErsatz "Italian Hitler"]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Wac]][[{{Cyborg}} ker]]) setting a clear trend, the Best Friends wonder who the third boss fighter is, if it's not Japan. They are baffled to find that it's... a wholesome-looking [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Nepalese mountain man named Chieshen]].

** With the first two unlocked boss characters (German [[KiManipulation Ubermensch]] [[BigBad Cula]] and the aforementioned [[CaptainErsatz "Italian Hitler"]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Wac]][[{{Cyborg}} ker]]) setting a clear trend, the Best Friends wonder who the third boss fighter is, if it's not Japan. They are baffled to find that it's... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a wholesome-looking Nepalese mountain man named Chieshen]].

** With the first two unlocked boss characters ([[KiManipulation Ubermensch]] [[BigBad Cula]] from Germany, the aforementioned [[CaptainErsatz "Italian Hitler"]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Wac]][[{{Cyborg}} ker]]) setting a clear trend, the Best Friends wonder who the third boss fighter is, if not Japan. They are baffled to find that it's... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a wholesome-looking Nepalese mountain man named Chieshen]].

-->'''Pat:''' ''Nepal'' is part of the Axis of Evil now?\\

** With the first two unlocked boss characters ([[KiManipulation Ubermensch]] [[BigBad Cula]] from Germany, the aforementioned [[CaptainErsatz "Italian Hitler"]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Wac]][[{{Cyborg}} ker]]) setting a clear trend, the Best Friends wonder who the third boss fighter is, if not Japan. They are baffled to find that it's... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a Nepalese fighter named Chieshen]].
-->'''Pat:''' ''Nepal'' is part of the Axis of Evil now?[...]He looks like a wholesome mountain man.\\

** The three unlocked boss characters seems to be from the Axis of Evil: [[KiManipulation Ubermensch]] [[BigBad Cula]] from Germany, the aforementioned [[CaptainErsatz "Italian Hitler"]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Wac]][[{{Cyborg}} ker]] and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Chieschen the Nepalese fighter.]]
-->'''Pat:''' ''Nepal'' is part of the Axis of Evil now?\\

---> '''Matt''' : We only have ourselves to blame!

-->'''Matt:''' Now, the biggest question of all, [[ItMakesSenseInContext did Batman shove 50 pills down the gullet of the pig?]][[note]]The Arkham kitchen stage famously has a hanging pig that can be used as a weapon.[[/note]]

** The guys have a discussion about the FridgeLogic / VoodooShark implications of the game's explanation for how {{Badass Normal}}s like Comicbook/{{Batman}} and Comicbook/HarleyQuinn can fight {{Flying Brick}}s and {{Physical God}}s like Comicbook/{{Superman}} and Comicbook/{{Shazam}} [[PowerCreepPowerSeep on a level playing field]]. They agree that the street-level characters taking special pills to enhance their combat strength makes sense, but question why this somehow means the powerhouses can also be damaged by weapons, vehicles and environmental objects.

** The guys have a discussion about the FridgeLogic / VoodooShark implications of the game's explanation for how {{Badass Normanl}}s like Comicbook/{{Batman}} and Comicbook/HarleyQuinn can fight {{Flying Brick}}s and {{Physical God}}s like Comicbook/{{Superman}} and Comicbook/{{Shazam}} [[PowerCreepPowerSeep on a level playing field]]. They agree that the street-level characters taking special pills to enhance their combat strength makes sense, but question why this somehow means the powerhouses can also be damaged by weapons, vehicles and environmental objects.

** The guys have a discussion about the FridgeLogic/VoodooShark implications of the game's explanation for how {{Badass Normanl}}s like Comicbook/{{Batman}} and Comicbook/HarleyQuinn can fight {{Flying Brick}}s and {{Physical God}}s like Comicbook/{{Superman}} and Comicbook/{{Shazam}} [[PowerCreepPowerSeep on a level playing field]]. They agree that the street-level characters taking special pills to enhance their combat strength makes sense, but question why this somehow means the powerhouses can also be damaged by weapons, vehicles and environmental objects.

** Woolie starts hyping up Fritz when Pat ends up picking him, going into detail about how the character and his moves work. Less than a minute later, Pat starts saying how he hates the character because he's ''exactly'' the [[DifficultButAwesome kind]] [[MechanicallyUnusualFighter of fighter]] Pat hates, while conversely being the kind Woolie loves. Cue Pat ultimately winning the round anyway. [[spoiler:Only for Woolie's character to AutoRevive out of nowhere, an ability Woolie forgot she even had, and [[YankTheDogsChain take the win away from Pat]].]]

--> '''Woolie''': GiantBomb doesn't haves anything on underboob, but [[{{Underboobs}} TV Tropes has a page on it]].\\

-->'''Matt:''' And then, on the scheduled day [Gregg Rainwater's] supposed to show up for the mo-cap for this piece of shit, they go to his trailer and it's ''cleared out''.

** At one point, Matt mentions [[ComicBook/TheInhumans Black Bolt]]. Pat confusedly asks who Black Bolt is. Matt enthusiastically declares Black Bolt to be "The best character in anything, ever!"

-->'''Matt:''' She just tortures a bus.

** Matt explains why T. Hawk is the only fighter from the movie not present in either version of the game:

-->'''Matt:''' And then, on the scheduled day [Greg Rainwater's] supposed to show up for the mo-cap for this piece of shit, they go to his trailer and it's ''cleared out''.

-->'''Matt:''' And they go like, "Greg Rainwater, is he gone?" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere you hear the sounds of an airplane in the background]].

** Matt explains why T. Hawk is the only characters from the movie not present in either version of the game:

* ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovieVideoGame Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game]]'':

-->'''Matt:''' And then, on the scheduled day he's supposed to show up for the mo-cap for this piece of shit, they go to [Greg Rainwater's] trailer and it's ''cleared out''.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUB3peOQcDU Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game]]'':

** The usual theme song is replaced with a cheesy electronic track from the game.

* ''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout''
** The intro is a sight to behold, with Super Saiyan hair shopped onto Woolie, Super Saiyan Blue hair shopped onto Matt, Krillin's forehead scar-dots shopped onto Pat, and every noise from the normal Fisticuffs intro dubbed over with sound effects from [[Anime/{{DragonBallZ}} Dragon Ball Z]], with every instance of the three talking, in particular, being dubbed over by [[NoIndoorVoice random shouting]].

* ''[[VideoGame/DragonBallFighterZ Dragon Ball FighterZ]]'':

** At first, this 2D fighting game looks like a generic, budget boxing/MMA-style game, but quickly proves to be [[CoversAlwaysLie anything but.]] The characters all have absurd and over-the-top super moves, such as a gangbanger with a [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Devil Trigger]] and a SCUBA diver with a [[Anime/DragonBall Khamehameha-style]] energy blast. Most of these supers either snap across the stage, are completely unblockable or are simply [[GameBreaker both]], leaving any competitive balance sacrificed for absurd levels of RuleOfCool and the Best Friends in stunned hysterics.

** When the guys start playing ''Galactic Storm'', they're immediately baffled by the obscure 90s Avengers and villains that make up the game's roster. When Pat asks who Black Knight is, Liam responds with increasingly ridiculous fake facts, such as Black Knight being Comicbook/SpiderMan's real father and the guy who taught Comicbook/ThePunisher how to fight.

-->'''Matt:''' You'll die, Logan, frozen and alone! But I'll track you down, just for the pleasure of burying your bones!

-->'''Pat:''' It's weird, that part where they show flashbacks of Wonder Woman, like, killing a bunch of children.

** Matt jokes that it would be awesome if Zodd the Immortal from ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'' showed up in ''[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman v Superman]]'', arguing that Zodd probably has a much lower body count than the average [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse DCEU]] superhero.

** Matt jokes that it would be awesome if Zodd the Immortal from ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'' showed up in ''[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman v Superman]]'', arguing that Zodd probably has a much lower body count than the average [[Film/DCExtendedUniverse DCEU]] superhero.