History Funny / TurboKid

* Zeus's henchwoman, undoubtedly his toughest fighter who easily beats the Kid down, [[spoiler: gets gored alive by Apple in a BigDamnHeroes moment with the horn of a plastic unicorn]].

* Bagu’s introductory NonSequitur: “A vicious whore bit me. [[GroinAttack Right smack in the middle of my nut sack]].”

* The aversion of NoBikesInTheApocalypse results in many scenes of badass wasteland warrior types vowing to do violence in their barbaric, lawless world... and then hopping and bicycles and pedaling off into the wasteland.

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIypdjigrA This is not made up]]: during the second-to-last fight, the Kid makes one of Zeus's mooks stab another in the gut with a shovel. Then another goon trips the Kid down on top of the shovel, literally [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe slicing the goon in half from the waist]] and sending his top half flying onto another mook’s head, blocking his view. The Kid throws the goon’s bottom half out of disgust at another guy, which then gets stuck on top of that guy’s head and blocks ''his'' view. And don't forget Frederick casually ripping off a guy’s jaw and shoving it into his eyes. That last part might also count as NightmareFuel.

-->'''Apple''': My name is Apple!
-->'''Kid''': (beat) Of course it is...
* “THIS IS MY GNOME STICK!” Also a reference to [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness another 90’s movie involving a rather unhinged guy with a stick-themed nickname for a weapon]].
* When Zeus tells Frederick how he uses "blades and fire" as a way of dealing with things, one of his henchmen ignites a fire as a visual representation...[[AntiClimax only for it to malfunction and fizzle out almost immediately]]. Cue nervous button mashing as he tries to start it up again.
-->'''Zeus''': (choking his mook) When I say "blades and fire", I want [[LargeHam BLADES...AND FIRE!]]

* Apple’s method of attack. “[[EyeScream EYES]], THROAT, [[GroinAttack GENITALS!]]”...which she tries out on the Kid.

* In a case of BlackComedy, when Zeus [[ColdBloodedTorture interrogates]] [[spoiler: Bagu]] to find the Kid and Apple's location, he is able to get the answers almost immediately. Cue a surprised shrug from Skeletron practically saying "That was easy" and Zeus [[spoiler: proceeding to kill him anyway.]]
-->'''Zeus''': Do you have any idea how much time it took to set this up? I'm sure you'll understand.
-->[[spoiler: (Skeletron rips out Bagu's guts by peddling on the bike his insides are tied to)]]

-->“We’re gonna shove that thing so far up his ass, he’s gonna taste his own shit.”
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIypdjigrA This is not made up]]: during the second-to-last fight, the Kid makes one of Zeus’s mooks stab another in the gut with a shovel. Then another goon trips the Kid down on top of the shovel, literally [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe slicing the goon in half from the waist]] and sending his top half flying onto another mook’s head, blocking his view. The Kid throws the goon’s bottom half out of disgust at another guy, which then gets stuck on top of that guy’s head and blocks ''his'' view. And don’t forget Frederick casually ripping off a guy’s jaw and shoving it into his eyes. That last part might also count as NightmareFuel.
* Zeus’s henchwoman, undoubtedly his toughest fighter who easily beats the Kid down, [[spoiler: gets gored alive by Apple in a BigDamnHeroes moment with the horn of a plastic unicorn]].
* The Kid [[spoiler: kills Skeletron by goring him alive with an umbrella]]. And once he opens up the umbrella, blood and LudicrousGibs literally rain from the sky.

* “THIS IS MY GNOME STICK!” Also a reference to [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness another 80’s movie involving a rather unhinged guy with a stick-themed nickname for a weapon]].

* Similar to the death of [[spoiler: Zeus’s henchwoman, the Kid kills Skeletron by goring him alive with an umbrella]]. And once he opens up the umbrella, blood and LudicrousGibs literally rain from the sky.

* This is not made up: during the second-to-last fight, the Kid makes one of Zeus’s mooks stab another in the gut with a shovel. Then another goon trips the Kid down on top of the shovel, literally [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe slicing the goon in half from the waist]] and sending his top half flying onto another mook’s head, blocking his view. The Kid throws the goon’s bottom half out of disgust at another guy, which then gets stuck on top of that guy’s head and blocks ''his'' view.

* Pretty much anything Apple does due to her CloudCuckoolander personality, crazy eyes, and practical SlasherSmile that's almost always plastered on her face. Even her introduction.

* This is not made up: during the second-to-last fight, the Kid makes one of Zeus’s mooks stab another in the gut with a shovel. Then another goon trips the Kid down on top of the shovel, literally [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe slicing the goon in half from the waist]] and sending his top half flying onto another mook’s head, blocking his view. The Kid throws the goon’s bottom half out of disgust at another guy, which then gets stuck on top of that guy’s head and blocks ''his'' view.

* The Kid’s girly scream when he spots a snake while trying to get Apple a bike helmet.

-->'''Zeus''': Do you have any idea how much time it took to set this up? I'm sure you'll understand. [[spoiler: (Skeletron rips out Bagu's guts by peddling on the bike his insides are tied to)]]

* Bagu’s BigLippedAlligatorMoment: “A vicious whore bit me. [[GroinAttack Right smack in the middle of my nut sack]].”

* This is not made up: during the second-to-last fight, the Kid makes one of Zeus’s mooks stab another in the gut with a shovel. Then another goon trips the Kid down on top of the shovel, literally [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe slicing the goon in half from the waist]] and sending his top half flying onto another mook’s head, blocking his view. The Kid throws the goon’s bottom half out of disgust at another guy, which then gets stuck on top of that guy’s head and blocks his view.

* This is not made up: during the second-to-last fight, the Kid makes one of Zeus’s mooks stab another in the gut a shovel. Then another goon trips the Kid down on top of the shovel, literally [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe slicing the goon in half from the waist]] and sending his top half flying onto another mook’s head, blocking his view. The Kid throws the goon’s bottom half out of disgust at another guy, which then gets stuck on top of his head and blocks his view.