History Funny / TribeTwelve

* In an earlier entry, Milo expresses absolute confusion as to how a second ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' movie ever got made, even going so far as to declare its existence as proof the supernatural is real, because if a second ''Shrek'' movie can get made, then anything's possible. Considering just how many sequels to ''Shrek'' have been released since that entry was written, it's likely that many fans were thrown off by this statement.

* His {{Cluster F Bomb}}s are also quite amusing at times.

-->'''holdingtruth:''' WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER ME??
-->'''OBSERVER:''' haveyoueverthoughtthatitisbecauseyouaskterriblequestions?

--> '''Asker:''' Ifyoursessionendshereandyouclaimthatyouusetohaveavesselandalsoyouexistedbeforewebeganandaslongasaspecifichistoricalevent
-->happenedareyougodandamindinanewvesselwithvesselsbetweentherealmofthelivingandtgedeadbutnowhavelostyourvesselandbecome
-->nothingbutthedark
-->'''OBSERVER:''' look
--> i am mocking you now
--> '''Asker:''' Whydoyoualwaystypelikethisandnot like this?
-->'''OBSERVER:''' donotmockme

--> Hey buddy, how you doin'? Here for my birthday, huh? Well I've got a gift for you, right here!

--> *''gets a four-line combo''* That feels good, that feels really, really good.
** Even better, during a brief frame, it's possible to see a message that seems like it was placed there by a member of the Collective: [[spoiler: "the I is the key save it"]]
* Noah, [[WebVideo/DarkHarvest Alex and Chris]] attempting to flee for their lives [[spoiler: from Slendy]] in "The Order"... only to have the car stall.
-->'''Noah:''' Oh, no.
-->'''Alex:''' This has happened to us before.
-->'''Noah:''' Then '''''why the fuck did we take this car?!'''''

--->'''Noah:''' Okay, we're not getting out of this car! ''[[GenreSavvy He's gonna be right there closer, it's all part of his plan! It's all part of his fucking game!]]''
--->'''Alex:''' What the fuck are we going to do? ''What're we gonna do?!''
--->'''Noah:''' Try turning the lights on, man.
--->(The headlights flicker and turn on.)
--->'''Alex:''' They're working now...
--->(There's a sound of something flying through the air, followed by one of the cultists landing on the roof with a BANG! He rolls off and onto the windshield, revealing a bloodied face.)
--->'''All Three:''' '''''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!'''''
** After learning that Noah [[spoiler: accidentally revealed their names to the Order]], Chris and Alex abandon him in a parking lot. Fortunately, their associate Daniel Shipman is close by and stops to pick him up.
--->'''Daniel:''' I've been worrying like crazy. I thought you were dead.
--->'''Noah:''' I thought I was too. I thought I was too. (long pause) Can I get some ice cream?
* The Observer [[spoiler:getting owned by Firebrand and his subsequent breakdown]] is this to some, especially with how smug he was leading up to Noah's birthday.

** The [=YouTube=] upload of the same Live Stream included footage that wasn't in the original, including an ending with [[spoiler: Noah thanking Firebrand. Firebrand responds by editing a picture into the last frame of the video: himself, posed in a BadassArmFold... next to the words "YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME".]]
* In ''DEUS EX MACHINA'', [[spoiler: Firebrand promises to throw his full support behind Noah]]. He shows footage of Noah sleeping, where he turns around to see the [[spoiler: Slender Man, getting his tentacles out, ready to attack. Firebrand flips him off and Slender Man puts his tentacles away and can only really be described as looking [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/947f1203ede376efc8a6ed97cf17fdf9/tumblr_mnwezpcPO11rmcjzqo1_400.gif totally baffled]].]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Noah:''' Gotta admit though, uh, when uh.... ''(laughs)'' when he gave Daddy Long Legs the finger, I smiled. Something I would do.]]

** [[spoiler:Firebrand's appearance]] at the end of the video and the final frame can also be considered funny.
*** A number of viewers remarked that [[spoiler: Firebrand's abrupt appearance and departure]] wouldn't be out of place at the end of a TV sitcom. One fan took this to its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVthuzSWviM logical conclusions]].

---> "He's just doing this to piss me off, he knows I'm Jewish."

---> '''Noah''': God, you look terrible.\\
'''HABIT''': Well fuck you, too.

--->'''HABIT:''' I've been expecting pizza, and I don't want you having any.
--->'''Noah:''' But I-I-I don't even know where I am!
--->'''HABIT:''' (mockingly) That's... cool! I-I-I I don't care!

--> "He's not just evil, he's like... he's like "[[LaughablyEvil silly evil]]"... and that's disturbing as shit!

---> '''Noah:''' I wasn't gonna come myself so he fucking took me. 'Least I don't gotta pump my own fucking gas!

* "Pitfall" The short description which sums up Noah's [[spoiler: dramatic fall from the boardwalk's tower.]]
-->[[spoiler:i fell]]
-->[[spoiler:it hurt]]

*** A combination of "Circles" by Soul Coughing and [[spoiler:the ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' staircase theme]] [[spoiler:when Noah tries to chase the Observer via the tower's now [[AbsurdlyLongStairway infinite staircase.]]]]. Also, [[spoiler: when Noah figures out his puzzles the "Correct Solution" sound from the game plays.]]
*** [[spoiler: [[{{Pun}} "Free Falling"]]]] by [[Music/TomPetty Tom Petty]] for [[spoiler:the aforementioned fall from the tower]]
*** And, the coup de grace of the video, "Welcome to the Jungle" by [[Music/GunsNRoses Guns N' Roses]] [[spoiler:when Noah is suddenly transported back to the boardwalk]].

--> ''wow littering is really bad for the environment dude what the fuck. ~ F''

--> ''i didnt mean to throw the hard drive across the room at him i promise.''

--->'''Future!Noah:''' So what do we got here? Uhh, we got a bottle of water, got a... can of spam -- you don't want ''that'' -- uh, a box of old raisins, [[spoiler:[[BreadEggsMilkSquick we got]] [[MacGuffin Sebastian's journal]]-]]
*** There's also something funny about Future!Noah telling Noah that he has to "earn" getting [[spoiler:the journal]] in the tone of a father that's scolding an impatient child.

--> Noah: ''you know your life is shit when living in [[CrapsackWorld the land of]] [[Series/GameOfThrones westeros]] seems like a much better situation.''

--> '''Noah:''' ''despite all of the terrible shit that has happened to me in the past seven years, having a twitter conversation on my own account with somebody speaking to me in emoji characters is by far the absolute worst thing that has happened''

--> '''Firebrand:''' ''oh quit being a fucking pissbaby and just upload the next video already, you sour kraut. youre lucky anyone even cares about your shit. milo didnt have anyone his whole life and he didnt gripe as much as you. he was a god among men. true gods dont whine. they get shit done.''

---> '''Noah:''' What are you, trying out for the football team?!!??

---> '''Noah:''' [[VisualPun I'm literally gonna be sitting beside myself!]] [[LampshadeHanging My life is a joke and I'm a walking punchline.]]

---> '''Noah:''' Man, Bieber just ain't what he used to be.

[[folder: Milo's Journal]]

[[/folder]]

*** [[spoiler: [[IncrediblyLamePun "Free Falling"]]]] by [[Music/TomPetty Tom Petty]] for [[spoiler:the aforementioned fall from the tower]]

** Noah seems to have found a teleport spot under his computer desk, which takes him to the boardwalk. After getting back home from another random warp, he decides to [[TemptingFate tempt fate]] by sitting under his desk, curled up with his knees at his chest, yelling about being teleported again. He vanishes mid-sentance, yelling about getting impatient, waiting for the warp. The camera tilts to show the hallway, which Noah skids through with leaves blowing behind him, reminiscent of ''Film/BackToTheFuture.''

** As Noah studies the journal at his desk, it whispers, ''[[SchmuckBait "I have something very special to tell you... listen..."]]''. Noah [[WhatAnIdiot holds the book right up against his ear]]... only to have the book whisper-shout [[{{Troll}} "I watch you sleep!"]]

** The Observer announces his presence in his video by whistling [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Yondu Undonta]] style. It's as ridiculous and unexpected as it sounds. He also mocks Noah before the latter runs away from him by briefly muttering "Bye bye!" in the most nonchalant way possible.

-->'''Noah:''' Okay, we're not getting out of this car! ''[[GenreSavvy He's gonna be right there closer, it's all part of his plan! It's all part of his fucking game!]]''
-->'''Alex:''' What the fuck are we going to do? ''What're we gonna do?!''
-->'''Noah:''' Try turning the lights on, man.
-->(Headlights flicker and turn on.)
-->'''Alex:''' They're working now...
-->(Sound of something flying through the air, followed by one of the cultists landing on the roof with a BANG! He rolls off and onto the windshield, revealing a bloodied face.)
-->'''Chris, Alex and Noah:''' ''AAAAAAHHHHHH!''

** The laugh that The Observer has in this entry is rather silly compared to the nightmarish laugh he usually has. Could also be a case of The Observer making it seem like Kevin is [[FoeYay having a good time running around and teasing Noah]].

** As Noah studies the journal at his desk, it whispers, ''[[SchmuckBait "I have something very special to tell you... listen..."]]''. Noah [[WhatAnIdiot holds the book right up against his ear]]... only to have the book whisper-shout [[{{Troll}} "I watch you sleep!"]].
*** The Grumpy Cat-esque face Noah made in response became an instant favorite amongst the viewers.

*** The Grumpy Cat-esque [[http://thiel-freak.tumblr.com/post/140144931731/i-feel-this-urge-to-post-something-related-to-tt face]] Noah make in response became an instant favorite amongst the viewers.

* In an earlier entry, Milo expresses absolute confusion as to how there can be another Shrek movie. Considering how many sequels to Shrek that have been released, it's likely that many fans were thrown off by this statement.

Can't Open Books\\

--> '''Noah:''' What are you, trying out for the football team?!!??

--> '''Noah:''' [[VisualPun I'm literally gonna be sitting beside myself!]] [[LampshadeHanging My life is a joke and I'm a walking punchline.]]

** Noah notices an odd circle just above the boardwalk and mutters "[[LampshadeHanging It's gonna be]] [[ArcSymbol an eye]], [[LampshadeHanging isn't it?]]" [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Seconds later...]]

--> '''The Newscaster:''' We received a call from someone claiming to be a good friend of Noah's named Kevin, who told us that Noah was quote, "a paranoid little pissant with no friends, never amounted to anything, and didn't even have the courage to open a book his rotting cousin gave him." Now, this is still an ongoing investigation, but it looks like it's safe to say that Mr. Maxwell was a pathetic nobody that will certainly not be missed.

--> ''Paranoid''\\
''Has No Friends''\\
''Worthless''\\
''Cowardly''\\
''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Stupid Face]]''\\
''Can't Open Books''\\
''[[CallBack Basically a]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords Troglodyte]]''
** Later when Kevin pays Noah a visit, he offers Noah some kind of "happy pill". Noah plays along just long enough to say, "No thanks, I'm on a diet." Then throws Kevin's water bottle at him with a "YEET!" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere books it for his bedroom]]. Even in hell, Noah drops memes.

*** Later when Kevin pays Noah a visit, he offers Noah some kind of "happy pill". Noah plays along just long enough to say, "No thanks, I'm on a diet." Then throws Kevin's water bottle at him with a "YEET!" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere books it for his bedroom]]. Even in hell, Noah drops memes.

** Noah notices an odd circle just above the boardwalk and mutters "[[LampshadeHanging It's gonna be]] [[ArcSymbol an eye]], [[LampshadeHanging isn't it?]]" [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Seconds later...]

[[caption-width-right:250:[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Screw you]] [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]].[[note]]A POVCam of [[FutureMeScaresMe Firebrand]] flipping off [[IHaveManyNames the Administrator]] as he [[HeelFaceTurn rebels]] against him to save and help Noah in the video ''"[[http://youtu.be/f-Vg7oCZvlA DEUS EX MACHINA]]"''.[[/note]]]]

--->[[spoiler:'''Noah:''' Gotta admit though, uh, when uh.... ''(laughs)'' when he gave Daddy Long Legs the finger, I smiled. Something I would do.]]

--> "He's just doing this to piss me off, he knows I'm Jewish."

--> '''Noah''': God, you look terrible.\\

--> '''Noah:''' I saw you kill your friends!\\
'''HABIT:''' (mockingly repeats Noah's line and then chuckles) No I didn't. I killed ''his'' (Evan's) friends!

** As one YouTube comment put it, [[{{Troll}} "U Mad Observer?"]]

** The YouTube upload of the same Live Stream included footage that wasn't in the original, including an ending with [[spoiler: Noah thanking Firebrand. Firebrand responds by editing a picture into the last frame of the video: himself, posed in a BadassArmFold... next to the words "YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME".]]

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** Though mind you, given that he wound up contacting Firebrand, communicating via shot glass was ''very'' appropriate.

** The Observer announces his presence in his video by whistling [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Yondu Undonta]] style. It's as ridiculous and unexpected as it sounds. He also mocks Noah before the latter runs away from him by briefly muttering "Bye bye!" in the most nonchalant way possible.

** The Observer announces his presence in his video by whistling [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Yondu Undonta]] style. It's as ridiculous and unexpected as it sounds.