History Funny / TransformersFallOfCybertron

--> '''Megatron''': Not bad for a librarian! Perhaps you should have spent more time in the pit!
--> '''Optimus''': And perhaps you should have spent more time at the library.

-->'''Slug''': You cut through those guys like Beryllium Bologna!
-->'''Grimlock''': You mean Cesium Salami!
-->'''Slug''': No, Beryllium Bologna!!
-->'''Grimlock''': Cesium Salami!!!

-->'''Grimlock:''' Never mind.

-->'''Vortex''': Whoa, it's spooky dark down here.
-->'''Brawl''': ''You're'' afraid of the ''dark''?
-->'''Vortex''': Well, it ''does'' kinda make it hard to see.

-->'''Decepticon Soldier''': Yes, sir.
-->'''Vortex''': Yes sir, what?
-->'''Decepticon Soldier''': Yes sir -- sir?
-->'''Vortex:''' That's better!

-->'''Jazz''': Whoa, Bruticus, you're even uglier up close.

--->'''Jazz''': You don't think I'm coming near that, do you?\\
'''Bruticus''': No problem! [[SlicesDicesAndMakesJulienneFries It slices, it dices!]] ButWaitTheresMore!

-->'''Autobot soldier''': He's going after the turbines!
-->'''Bruticus''': Nope! It's just in my way!

-->'''Bruticus:''' ''(as the turbine explodes)'' Huh, maybe that wasn't such a good idea!

-->'''Jazz''': Cliffjumper, you catch any of that?
-->'''Cliffjumper''': You mean the screaming? The horror? Followed by more screaming?
-->'''Jazz''': Uh, yeah. That'd be it.

--> '''Starscream''': [[MythologyGag WHO DARES TO DISRUPT MY CORONATION?!]]
--> '''Megatron''': (with sarcasm) [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy]].

-->'''Starscream:'''Decepticons, as your leader, I STARSCREAM demand absolute loyalty from ALL of my subjects. Onslaught and his Combaticons chose to disobey my order. They chose to break my law. There is no greater act of treason than disobeying MY direct order. I am the leader; all of you serve ME. I will not tolerate insubordination of any kind from any one of YOU. Tonight you will all learn the fate of those who choose to defy me. A fate so terrible, so awful and humiliating that you will never ever want it to happen to you. That is the lesson here; a lesson of EXTREME importance that YOU should commit to memory and RECITE to yourself, FREQUENTLY. Disobedience means treason; treason MEANS terrible fate; TERRIBLE FATE, could mean most anything if it is terrible. I want you to think about that for a moment. Think about the most terrible thing you could possibly conjure up in your PATHETIC minds. Now, double it! NOW, triple it! THAT is the kind of terrible thing I AM TALKING ABOUT!

-->'''Jazz:''' ''*after falling*'' Scrap! Thought that would hold!
-->'''Cliffjumper:''' Your head was too big.
-->'''Jazz:''' Careful! I'm sensitive about my weight!

-->''Projected odds of survival are extremely low."

-->"''It is unlikely you will survive Starscream's leadership."

-->"''Greetings, Orion Pax--errrrrrrr, Optimus Prime.''"

-->'''Blast Off''': You plan on shooting any of them today, Vortex?
-->'''Vortex''': Hard to get a bead.
-->'''Blast Off''': Aim with your guns, not your mouth.

-->'''Cliffjumper''': That's ''terrible''.

* After beating Starscream, Megatron mentions that Starscream's "penchant for self-worship" had severely drained their Energon supply. [[HypocriticalHumor Then the Decepticons promptly bring in a much bigger statue of Megatron, so large its feet could stand on the bases of two of the Starscream ones.]]

** Or the fact that the final Stealth Kill animation has [[spoiler: the Mook Starscream sticks the bomb to catching him in the act and throwing him through a window, but since he didn't see that you already placed the bomb on him, he explodes in the middle of taunting Starscream]].

** Becomes HarsherInHindsight (or maybe [[HilariousInHindsight Hilarious]]), when you realize that destroying that turbine was probably the reason [[spoiler: The transport crashes, destroying half of the Energon and getting the Combaticons locked up by Starscream]].

* Metroplex [[spoiler:repeatedly smashing Megatron into the rubble]]. Fully controllable by the player. Like the above, it's also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for the big guy.
** Especially funny since during Megatron's monologue towards [[spoiler:a captured Optimus]], none of the cons notice [[spoiler:a ''giant, hulking cityformer'' rising up behind the window]] until the last second.
** Even sweeter are the two simple words that pop up as your objective: [[spoiler:destroy Megatron.]]

* Finding [[spoiler: the crown]] in Starscream's level, which he will then proceed to wear for the rest of the time you play as him. It's made even funnier once you switch from Starscream to Grimlock because one of the first things you can do once you're in control is [[spoiler: destroy the crown by stepping on it, much as Galvatron did in the movie.]]

* A lot of the prompts are either awesome or ''ridiculous''. A good one is when you're playing as Megatron and are [[spoiler: about to reclaim your leadership from Starscream.]] A prompt comes up that simply says [[spoiler: "Shut Starscream Up"]]. You can let the guy monologue for a little while too, to heighten the effect.

* In Soundwave's abandoned workshop, if you take the time to look at those treadmills depositing scrap in a melting pit behind he setup where you [[spoiler: rebuild Megatron,]] you can see Frenzy running for his life on one, dodging scrap. Either Frenzy did something Soundwave didn't like, or he was having a really... interesting day.

* In the act where you play as a Decepticon mook, you can clearly see before they’re kicked off their chair by who appears to be their boss that they and their friend were playing a shooter game on the console, the friend quickly changing the screen once the boss arrives.

* Metroplex [[spoiler: repeatedly smashing Megatron into the rubble]]. Fully controllable by the player. Like the above, it's also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for the big guy.
** Especially funny since during Megatron's monologue towards [[spoiler: a captured Optimus]], none of the cons notice [[spoiler: a giant, hulking cityformer rising up behind the window]] until the last second.

--> '''Starscream''': WHO DARES TO DISRUPT MY CORONATION?!
--> '''Megatron''': (with sarcasm) Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.

** Or you can head to the Kaon arcade. As 'Megatron'.

** Becomes HarsherInHindsight(or maybe [[HilariousInHindsight Hilarious]]), when you realize that destroying that turbine was probably the reason [[spoiler: The transport crashes, destroying half of the Energon and getting the Combaticons locked up by Starscream]].

* After beating Starscream, Megatron mentions that Starscream's "penchant for self-worship" had severely drained their Energon supply. [[HypocriticalHumor Then the Decepticons promptly bring in a much '' bigger '' statue of Megatron, so large its feet could stand on the bases of two of the Starscream ones.]]

* After beating Starscream, Megatron mentions that Starscream's "penchant for self-worship" had severely drained their Energon supply. [[HypocriticalHumor Then the Decepticons promptly bring in a much ''bigger'' statue of Megatron, so large its feet could stand on the bases of two of the Starscream ones.]]

* After beating Starscream, Megatron mentions that Starscream's "penchant for self-worship" had severely drained their Energon supply. Then the Decepticons promptly bring in a much ''bigger'' statue of Megatron, so large its feet could stand on the bases of two of the Starscream ones.

* While on his way to confront Starscream, Megatron scoffs at all the statues of himself Starscream has placed all over the city, saying they're a waste of energy. After defeating Starscream, however, the Combaticons promptly put down a much bigger, ''golden'' statue of Megatron, so large its feet stand on the bases of two of the larger Starscream ones.

'''Bruticus''': No problem! [[SlicesDicesAndMakesJulienneFries It slices, it dices!]] [[ButWaitTheresMore But wait, there's more!]]

** Even more disturbing when you realize the game is in continuity with ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'', which featured Cliffjumper and Arcee being partners and having a closer relationship. Suddenly, you feel disgusted with yourself.

* During the stage where Megatron raids the Autobot stronghold that has Trypticon imprisoned, there's a cutscene of Megatron approaching Soundwave, while Rumble is busy beating the scrap out of a downed Autobot that is twice his size. May double as both funny and (a bit) heartwarming moment, since Megatron proudly tells Rumble to show no mercy while passing by, and Rumble responds by smashing both of his arms across the unfortunate Autobot soldier.

* During the stage where Megatron raids the Autobot stronghold that has Trypticon imprisoned, there's a cutscene of Megatron approaching Soundwave, while Rumble is busy beating the scrap out of a downed Autobot that is twice his size. May double as both a funny and (a bit) heartwarming moment, since Megatron proudly tells Rumble to show no mercy while passing by, and Rumble responds by smashing both of his arms across the unfortunate Autobot soldier.

* In Soundwave's abandoned workshop, if you take the time to look at those treadmills depositing scrap in a melting pit behind he setup where you [[spoiler: rebuild Megatron,]] you can see Frenzy running for his life on one, dodging scrap. Either Frenzy did something Soundwave didn't like, or he was having a really... interesting day.

** Even better is that Bumblebee is doing ''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir The Carlton]]'', of all things. And that all of the hilarity starts with Optimus and Jazz ''brofisting to the opening of The Touch''.

* "''SHUT UP and '''FIGHT''', SWOOP!''"

* "''SHUT UP and '''FIGHT''', SWOOP!''!"

* In Soundwave's abandoned workshop, if you take the time to look at those treadmills depositing scrap in a melting pit behind he setup where you [[spoiler: rebuild Megatron,]] you can see Frenzy running for his life on one, dodging scrap. Either Frenzy did something Soundwave didn't like, or he was having a really... Interesting day.

* Optimus is cornered by three leapers in a narrow hallway, enemies specifically difficult to kill from the front and Optimus knows it. As they loom over him, Metroplex's fist comes through the wall and crushes them. Both Prime and Metroplex just share a brief nod to each other and continue on. Also counts as a MomentOfAwesome for Metroplex.
* Metroplex [[spoiler: repeatedly smashing Megatron into the rubble]]. Fully controllable by the player. Like the above, it's also a MomentOfAwesome for the big guy.