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--> '''Glenn:''' ''CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP''... for one fucking minute? I'm asking nicely.
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* Hugh, Glenn and Ollie frantically trying to come up with policy ideas in the back of a taxi after Malcolm tells them to dump the "Snooper Force" plans on their way to the announcement.
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* From the first episode, Hugh, Glenn and Ollie frantically trying to come up with policy ideas in the back of a taxi after Malcolm tells them to dump the "Snooper Force" plans on their way to the announcement.
* The focus group fiasco in episode two. It starts with Hugh's decision to "precis" the focus group out of laziness, and eventually leads to him cowering in a supply cupboard when Malcolm inevitably finds out. It wouldn't be quite so bad if it hadn't resulted in the approval of a policy that was savaged by the newspapers.
-->'''Hugh:''' We gave her a one-on-one.
-->'''Malcolm:''' [[TranquilFury Why?]]
-->'''Hugh:''' She's Middle England.
-->'''Malcolm:''' So Middle England is a big fucking field with one woman standing in it?
-->'''Hugh:''' We gave her a one-on-one.
-->'''Malcolm:''' [[TranquilFury Why?]]
-->'''Hugh:''' She's Middle England.
-->'''Malcolm:''' So Middle England is a big fucking field with one woman standing in it?
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** Really, the entire scene is full of zingers. Another highlight is Jamie dismissing Cliff's draft statement as "[[{{Wangst}} self-pity and shit]]" that "sucks cock so deep, the bell-end is wearing your appendix as a little hat".
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** Really, the entire scene is full of zingers. Another highlight is Jamie dismissing Cliff's draft statement as "[[{{Wangst}} self-pity and self-pitying shit]]" that "sucks cock so deep, the bell-end is wearing your appendix as a little hat".
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-->'''Stewart:''' Just try it, Peter. Not the cock out, but just the shirt thing.
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Thanks for that. I will action that."]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Thanks for that. I will action that."]]
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-->'''Glenn:''' What if everybody had to carry a plastic bag, by law?
-->'''Hugh:''' You've fucking cracked. Are you mad?
-->'''Hugh:''' You've fucking cracked. Are you mad?
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* Hugh, Glenn and Ollie frantically trying to come up with policy ideas in the back of a taxi after Malcolm tells them to dump the "Snooper Force" plans on their way to the announcement.
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** And then Adam uses the fact that it was bought with taxpayers' money as a defence. As if that makes it any better.
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** And then Adam uses the fact that it was bought with taxpayers' money as a defence. As if that makes it any better.Peter isn't impressed.
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Decided to delete some entries I added earlier as they were less memorable moments that were cluttering up the page.
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** Later, Malcolm and Jamie send Ollie over to ITN to influence the news order. Jamie decides to check up on him.
--->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done it yet?
--->'''Ollie:''' I'm just in the middle of doing it right now, but every time I --
--->'''Jamie:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WELL FUCKIN' HURRY UP!]] GET OFF THE FUCKIN' PHONE!'''''
--->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done it yet?
--->'''Ollie:''' I'm just in the middle of doing it right now, but every time I --
--->'''Jamie:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WELL FUCKIN' HURRY UP!]] GET OFF THE FUCKIN' PHONE!'''''
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* Glenn's frustration upon being presented with four boxes' worth of crime statistics to be published, having already already fed a huge pile of stats into the system.
-->'''Glenn:''' What the hell's this?
-->'''Ollie:''' It appears to be a trolley full of crime stats.
-->'''Glenn:''' Vandalism. Bicycle theft. Oh, this is ridiculous! ''[kicks over two of the boxes]''
-->'''Ollie:''' Well that's given us an unexpected head start, well done. I would kill you but I'd have to add you to the fucking figures.
** From the same episode, there's Nicola suggesting alternative sportspeople (besides Andy Murray) to endorse the "Healthy Choices" campaign, and Malcolm dismissing each one of them as "a boring fuck".
-->'''Glenn:''' What the hell's this?
-->'''Ollie:''' It appears to be a trolley full of crime stats.
-->'''Glenn:''' Vandalism. Bicycle theft. Oh, this is ridiculous! ''[kicks over two of the boxes]''
-->'''Ollie:''' Well that's given us an unexpected head start, well done. I would kill you but I'd have to add you to the fucking figures.
** From the same episode, there's Nicola suggesting alternative sportspeople (besides Andy Murray) to endorse the "Healthy Choices" campaign, and Malcolm dismissing each one of them as "a boring fuck".
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* Steve Fleming's general demeanour. His forced attempts at [[StepfordSmiler sounding friendly and personable]] invariably cause him to come across as a [[LaughingMad cackling maniac]].
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* Steve Fleming's [[FauxAffablyEvil general demeanour.demeanour]]. His forced attempts at [[StepfordSmiler sounding friendly and personable]] invariably cause him to come across as a [[LaughingMad cackling maniac]].
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* Steven Fleming's general demeanour. His forced attempts at [[StepfordSmiler sounding friendly and personable]] invariably cause him to come across as a [[LaughingMad cackling maniac]].
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* Steven Steve Fleming's general demeanour. His forced attempts at [[StepfordSmiler sounding friendly and personable]] invariably cause him to come across as a [[LaughingMad cackling maniac]].
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* [[spoiler:Steve Fleming]]'s exit.
-->'''[[spoiler:Steve]]:''' I am going to join Dan Miller's team and then we are going to take you down! We are gonna take you down to Funky Town! Funky Town centre, here you come! [[VillainousBreakdown CHOO FUCKING CHOO]]!
-->'''[[spoiler:Steve]]:''' I am going to join Dan Miller's team and then we are going to take you down! We are gonna take you down to Funky Town! Funky Town centre, here you come! [[VillainousBreakdown CHOO FUCKING CHOO]]!
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* [[spoiler:Steve Fleming]]'s Steven Fleming's general demeanour. His forced attempts at [[StepfordSmiler sounding friendly and personable]] invariably cause him to come across as a [[LaughingMad cackling maniac]].
** His eventual exit.
-->'''[[spoiler:Steve]]:''' --->'''Steve:''' I am going to join [[spoiler:join Dan Miller's team team]] and then we are going to take you down! We are gonna take you down to Funky Town! Funky Town centre, here you come! [[VillainousBreakdown CHOO FUCKING CHOO]]!
** His eventual exit.
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* Peter's blog. What seemed like a nice idea at the time turns out to have backfired horribly when they scroll down to look at the comments and are met with "I don't trust you, you Cypriot crook". It only gets worse from there.
-->'''Peter:''' This is the shit room! You've opened the shit room door!
-->'''Peter:''' This is the shit room! You've opened the shit room door!
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* In 4.06, the department-wide meltdown that takes place after Glenn and Terri send the wrong email that Adam and Fergus had them leak.
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* In 4.06, 05, the department-wide meltdown that takes place after Glenn and Terri send the wrong email that Adam and Fergus had them leak.
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* In 4.06, the department-wide meltdown that takes place after Glenn and Terri send the wrong email that Adam and Fergus had them leak.
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* [[spoiler:Steve Fleming]]'s exit.
-->'''[[spoiler:Steve]]:''' I am going to join Dan Miller's team and then we are going to take you down! We are gonna take you down to Funky Town! Funky Town centre, here you come! [[VillainousBreakdown CHOO FUCKING CHOO]]!
-->'''[[spoiler:Steve]]:''' I am going to join Dan Miller's team and then we are going to take you down! We are gonna take you down to Funky Town! Funky Town centre, here you come! [[VillainousBreakdown CHOO FUCKING CHOO]]!
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* Never mock Al Jolson in front of Jamie. Ever.
** "You take the piss out of Jolson again, I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath, and push it up your cock! Then I'll plug some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my fucking fist! And every time I hear something I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing *your* balls.
** "You take the piss out of Jolson again, I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath, and push it up your cock! Then I'll plug some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my fucking fist! And every time I hear something I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing *your* balls.
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* [[BerserkButton Never mock Al Jolson in front of Jamie.Jamie]]. Ever.
** "You -->'''Jamie:''' You take the piss out of Jolson again, I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath, nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll plug some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my fucking fist! And every time I hear something I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by [[GroinAttack crushing *your* balls.your balls]].
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--> '''Malcolm:''' I'm really sorry, you won't hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY ''[[PrecisionFStrike SHITE]]''! Fuck off!"
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--> '''Malcolm:''' I'm really sorry, you won't hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY ''[[PrecisionFStrike SHITE]]''! Fuck off!"off!
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* Ollie's visible glee while Malcolm is bollocking Phil: "You breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking '''CUNT''', I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg while whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, alright?
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* Ollie's visible glee while Malcolm is bollocking Phil: "You Phil:
-->'''Malcolm:''' You breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking '''CUNT''', I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and I will rub your nuts up and down her legwhile whilst whistling [[{{Queen}} Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, Rhapsody]], alright?
-->'''Malcolm:''' You breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking '''CUNT''', I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg
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* Jamie's ill-fated attempt to turn Cliff Lawton, who is clearly still bitter about being sacked by Malcolm, into a viable prime ministerial candidate. After a disheartening phone call from Malcolm ("Cliff fuckin' Lawton. Hey, nice! Was the Cillit Bang guy not available?"), he gives up.
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* Jamie's ill-fated attempt to turn Cliff Lawton, who is clearly still bitter about being sacked by Malcolm, into a viable prime ministerial candidate. After a disheartening phone call from Malcolm ("Cliff fuckin' Lawton. Hey, nice! Was ("Was the Cillit Bang guy not available?"), he gives up.
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-->'''Cliff:''' This your thing, isn't it? Everything has to be in absolutes, everything has to be black and white. You know, "I love you, fuck off". There are lots of shades of grey, you know?
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-->'''Cliff:''' This your thing, isn't it? Everything has to be in absolutes, an absolute, everything has to be black and white. You know, "I love you, fuck off". There are lots of shades of grey, you know?
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** Really, the entire scene is full of zingers. Another highlight is Jamie dismissing Cliff's draft statement as "[[{{Wangst}} self-pity and shit]]" that "sucks cock so deep, the bell-end is wearing your appendix as a little hat".
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** Becomes funnier when Creator/PeterCapaldi went on to play the main protagonist in another [[Series/DoctorWho juggernaut sci-fi franchise.]]
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--->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done yet?
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--->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done it yet?
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-->'''Jamie:''' Oh, I know that, I'm looking at fifteen of them right now.
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-->'''Jamie:''' Oh, I know that, I'm looking at fifteen of them right now.
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--->'''Jamie:''' Stuff it in his fucking head! Stuff it in his big baby head!
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--->'''Malcolm:''' [[TranquilFury Eat that prawn. Eat a bit of fucking prawn]].
--->'''Julius:''' Don't be stupid...
--->'''Malcolm:''' Eat another prawn.
--->'''Julius:''' Stop it!
--->'''Julius:''' Don't be stupid...
--->'''Malcolm:''' Eat another prawn.
--->'''Julius:''' Stop it!
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** "Are you a horse? Are you a fucking horse?"
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** Later, Malcolm and Jamie send Ollie over to ITN to influence the news order. Malcolm decides to check up on him.
--->'''Ollie:''' It's not quite sorted yet, Malcolm, it's difficult.
--->'''Malcolm:''' Shall I send Jamie over? Would you like that? You and Jamie and a rubber truncheon locked in that fucking newsroom?
--->'''Ollie:''' No, I'm fine!
--->'''Malcolm:''' Then make me happy. Bring me sunshine.
*** And then:
---->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done yet?
---->'''Ollie:''' I'm just in the middle of doing it right now, but every time I --
---->'''Jamie:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WELL FUCKIN' HURRY UP!]] GET OFF THE FUCKIN' PHONE!'''''
--->'''Ollie:''' It's not quite sorted yet, Malcolm, it's difficult.
--->'''Malcolm:''' Shall I send Jamie over? Would you like that? You and Jamie and a rubber truncheon locked in that fucking newsroom?
--->'''Ollie:''' No, I'm fine!
--->'''Malcolm:''' Then make me happy. Bring me sunshine.
*** And then:
---->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done yet?
---->'''Ollie:''' I'm just in the middle of doing it right now, but every time I --
---->'''Jamie:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WELL FUCKIN' HURRY UP!]] GET OFF THE FUCKIN' PHONE!'''''
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** Later, Malcolm and Jamie send Ollie over to ITN to influence the news order. Malcolm Jamie decides to check up on him.
--->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done yet?
--->'''Ollie:'''It's not quite sorted yet, Malcolm, it's difficult.
--->'''Malcolm:''' Shall I send Jamie over? Would you like that? You and Jamie and a rubber truncheon locked in that fucking newsroom?
--->'''Ollie:''' No, I'm fine!
--->'''Malcolm:''' Then make me happy. Bring me sunshine.
*** And then:
---->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done yet?
---->'''Ollie:'''I'm just in the middle of doing it right now, but every time I --
---->'''Jamie:''' --->'''Jamie:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WELL FUCKIN' HURRY UP!]] GET OFF THE FUCKIN' PHONE!'''''
--->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done yet?
--->'''Ollie:'''
--->'''Malcolm:''' Shall I send Jamie over? Would you like that? You and Jamie and a rubber truncheon locked in that fucking newsroom?
--->'''Ollie:''' No, I'm fine!
--->'''Malcolm:''' Then make me happy. Bring me sunshine.
*** And then:
---->'''Jamie:''' Hey, all right shitebag, you done yet?
---->'''Ollie:'''
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* Jamie's ill-fated attempt to turn Cliff Lawton, clearly still bitter about being sacked by Malcolm, into a viable prime ministerial candidate. After a disheartening phone call from Malcolm ("Cliff fuckin' Lawton. Hey, nice! Was the Cillit Bang guy not available?"), he gives up.
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* Jamie's ill-fated attempt to turn Cliff Lawton, who is clearly still bitter about being sacked by Malcolm, into a viable prime ministerial candidate. After a disheartening phone call from Malcolm ("Cliff fuckin' Lawton. Hey, nice! Was the Cillit Bang guy not available?"), he gives up.
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-->'''Jamie:''' Fuck off! You're not gonna be prime minister, you're not gonna be anything so fuck off.
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-->'''Jamie:''' Fuck off! You're a busted flush. You're not gonna be prime minister, you're not gonna be anything so fuck off.
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-->'''Cliff:''' ''[reading from his notes]'' "To put it simply, I'm back."
-->'''Jamie:''' Oh, fuck off, Cliff.
-->'''Cliff:''' Sorry?
-->'''Jamie:''' Fuck off! You're not gonna be prime minister, you're not gonna be anything so fuck off.
-->'''Cliff:''' This your thing, isn't it? Everything has to be in absolutes, everything has to be black and white. You know, "I love you, fuck off". There are lots of shades of grey, you know?
-->'''Jamie:''' Oh, I know that, I'm looking at fifteen of them right now.
-->'''Cliff:''' ''[reading from his notes]'' "To put it simply, I'm back."
-->'''Jamie:''' Oh, fuck off, Cliff.
-->'''Cliff:''' Sorry?
-->'''Jamie:''' Fuck off! You're not gonna be prime minister, you're not gonna be anything so fuck off.
-->'''Cliff:''' This your thing, isn't it? Everything has to be in absolutes, everything has to be black and white. You know, "I love you, fuck off". There are lots of shades of grey, you know?
-->'''Jamie:''' Oh, I know that, I'm looking at fifteen of them right now.
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** From the same episode, there's Nicola suggesting alternative sportspeople (besides Andy Murray) to endorse the "Healthy Choices" campaign, and Malcolm dismissing each one of them as "a boring fuck".
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* Glenn's meltdown in 4.07 is this crossed with a CrowningMomentOfAwesome as he roasts all the major players in DoSaC. And just when you think it can't get any better, he leaves with this:
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* Glenn's meltdown in 4.07 is this crossed with a CrowningMomentOfAwesome as he roasts all the major players in DoSaC.Fergus, Adam, Peter, Phil, Emma and Terri. And just when you think it can't get any better, he leaves with this: