History Funny / TheSilverChair

9th Jun '16 7:28:48 PM HeroGal2347
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* When Puddleglum breaks the Lady's fire-based MindControl spell by grinding out the flames with his foot:
-->"For though the whole fire had not been put out, a good bit of it had, and what remained smelled very largely of burnt Marshwiggle, which is not at all an enchanting smell."
* Puddleglum is briefly shocked out of his morose attitude when Jill [[ShutUpKiss kisses him goodbye]]. After she and Eustace have left to travel back to their own world, Puddleglum [[DeadpanSnarker wryly]] utters one of the most positive remarks he's made in the entire book: "I would never have dreamed of her doing that. Even though I ''am'' a good-looking chap."



* The description of how centaurs must wake up early each day to eat breakfast, which lasts for hours! It's because they have both a human's stomach and a horse's, and so must eat a full meal for both.
** And that is why it is a ''very'' serious matter to ask a centaur to stay for the weekend.

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* The description of how centaurs must wake up early each day revelation that eternally pessimistic Puddleglum is considered to eat breakfast, which lasts for hours! It's because they have both be giddily cheerful by his fellow Marshwiggles.
-->'''Puddleglum''': If they've said it once, they've said it
a human's stomach and a horse's, and so must eat a thousand times. "Puddleglum," they've said, "you're altogether too full meal for both.
** And
of bobance and bounce and high spirits. You've got to learn that is why it is a ''very'' serious matter life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie. You want something to ask sober you down a centaur to stay for the weekend.bit."


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* When Puddleglum breaks the Lady's fire-based MindControl spell by grinding out the flames with his foot:
-->"For though the whole fire had not been put out, a good bit of it had, and what remained smelled very largely of burnt Marshwiggle, which is not at all an enchanting smell."
* The description of how centaurs must wake up early each day to eat breakfast, which lasts for hours! It's because they have both a human's stomach and a horse's, and so must eat a full meal for both, and that is why it is a ''very'' serious matter to ask a centaur to stay for the weekend.
* Puddleglum is briefly shocked out of his morose attitude when Jill [[ShutUpKiss kisses him goodbye]]. After she and Eustace have left to travel back to their own world, Puddleglum [[DeadpanSnarker wryly]] utters one of the most positive remarks he's made in the entire book: "I would never have dreamed of her doing that. Even though I ''am'' a good-looking chap."
7th Jun '16 9:21:52 PM LBHills
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* The bullies of Experiment House encounter {{BullyHunter}}s: ''"Murderers! Fascists! Lions! It isn't '''fair!"'''''

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* The bullies of Experiment House encounter {{BullyHunter}}s: {{Bully Hunter}}s: ''"Murderers! Fascists! Lions! It isn't '''fair!"'''''
7th Jun '16 9:21:38 PM LBHills
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* MURDERERS! FASCISTS! LIONS! IT ISN'T FAIR!!!

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* MURDERERS! FASCISTS! LIONS! IT ISN'T FAIR!!!The bullies of Experiment House encounter {{BullyHunter}}s: ''"Murderers! Fascists! Lions! It isn't '''fair!"'''''
21st Apr '16 6:08:05 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* Puddleglum is briefly shocked out of his morose attitude when Jill [[ShutUpKiss kisses him goodbye]]. After she and Eustace have left to travel back to their own world, Puddleglum [[DeadpanSnarker wryly]] remarks, "I would never have dreamed of her doing that. Even though I ''am'' a good-looking chap."

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* Puddleglum is briefly shocked out of his morose attitude when Jill [[ShutUpKiss kisses him goodbye]]. After she and Eustace have left to travel back to their own world, Puddleglum [[DeadpanSnarker wryly]] remarks, utters one of the most positive remarks he's made in the entire book: "I would never have dreamed of her doing that. Even though I ''am'' a good-looking chap."



* MURDERERS! FASCISTS! LIONS! IT ISN'T FAIR!!!

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* MURDERERS! FASCISTS! LIONS! IT ISN'T FAIR!!!
15th Dec '14 12:03:24 PM Julia1984
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** And that is why it is a ''very'' serious matter to ask a centaur to stay for the weekend.
2nd Jul '14 10:14:48 PM supermatt6
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* MURDERERS! FASCISTS! LIONS! IT ISN'T FAIR!!!
12th Apr '14 9:09:10 PM ZeldaQueen
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** There's also his mishearing of Eustace's name as Eustace being called "useless" and ''agrees'' with it. It seems that Eustace hasn't entirely escaped being the ButtMonkey of the story.
20th Jun '13 3:30:06 PM BobTanaka
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* The description of how centaurs must wake up early each day to eat breakfast, which lasts for hours! It's because they have both a human's stomach and a horse's, and so must eat a full meal for both.

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* The description of how centaurs must wake up early each day to eat breakfast, which lasts for hours! It's because they have both a human's stomach and a horse's, and so must eat a full meal for both.both.
* Puddleglum's (mostly) put on drunk act in the castle at Harfang. "Respectibiggle..."
1st May '13 5:42:17 AM Tuckerscreator
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** In his day they had ''Talking'' animals, not ''Mumbling'' Animals!

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** In his day they had ''Talking'' animals, not ''Mumbling'' Animals!Animals!
* The description of how centaurs must wake up early each day to eat breakfast, which lasts for hours! It's because they have both a human's stomach and a horse's, and so must eat a full meal for both.
18th Apr '13 8:20:32 PM boo1348
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* Trumpkin's crochety refusal to use his EarTrumpet leads to several hilarious misunderstandings--for instance, he hears "The girl's called Jill" as "The girls are all killed"-- all the while complaining that nobody speaks clearly the way they used to when he was young.

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\n* Trumpkin's crochety refusal to use his EarTrumpet leads to several hilarious misunderstandings--for instance, he hears "The girl's called Jill" as "The girls are all killed"-- all killed"--all the while complaining that nobody speaks clearly the way they used to when he was young.
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