History Funny / TheRoom2003

*** Just his Polish accent slipping through his other accents. Yes, that's how Polish people pronounce "a", but without the "dramatic" heft.

*** Tommy Wiseau himself admitted that this line was [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually Pretty Funny.]]

** Greg can also be seen [[Corpsing smiling]] as Tommy says this.

-->'''Johnny:''' I did naht hit her, it's naht true, it's ''bowlschit'', I did naht hit her -- I did ''[[ChewingTheScenery naaaaaaht]]''. (limply tosses water bottle to the ground, notices Mark) [[MoodWhiplash Oh hai, Mark]].

*** According to ''[[Literature/TheDisasterArtist The Disaster Artist,]]'' it was originally written in the script as "You're ''taking'' me apart, Lisa!"

* "Hahaha. What a story, Mark." Hilarious for two reasons: first, the [[HongKongDub terrible dubbing]], and second, because the hilarious story is Mark's account of [[DissonantLaughter a woman he knew who was brutally beaten to the point of hospitalization by one of her lovers]], which [[CrossesTheLineTwice brings it right back over the line]].

** '''''[[IncomingHam "HaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!]]''''' WHYYYYY, LISA? WHY?! '''[[BigWhy WHY?!"]]'''
** Johnny executes the most hilarious {{Anger Montage}}s in cinematic history. He can't help but looking totally bored. Many of his lines are completely unintelligible ("Bluddaholewurld!"). He nonchalantly pulls out the drawers, feebly knocks the plastic fruits off the dish, and casually tosses a CRT TV out the window without even disguising that it's clearly a hollowed-out prop. The scene's best bit is the serendipitous cinematography, when Johnny knocks down a picture and it falls over on the camera.
** Special mention goes to Johnny's half-hearted [[ColdHam "nyaaaaaggghhh!"]] as he swipes portraits and decor off his mantle.

** [[spoiler:[[AcCentUponTheWrongSylLABle "Gahd... Fuggive muh..."]] '''[[AteHisGun BANG!]]''']]\\

** The next morning, Johnny gets out of bed, completely naked, but mercifully covers his crotch with a sheet. That doesn't mean we're safe from seeing him [[FanDisservice proudly display his bare ass, though.]]

** Say it with us now: "You're lying! I never hit you... '''[[{{Narm}} YOU'RE]]''' '''[[LargeHam TEARING]]''' '''[[MilkingTheGiantCow ME]]''' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery APART,]]''''' '''[[MemeticMutation LISA!!!"]]'''

** When Johnny finally confronts Mark about the affair, he's met with this LameComeback: "You don't know ''[[ObligatorySwearing shit]]'', all right?"

* The whole breast cancer thing. Claudette says, in no uncertain terms, "I got the results of the test back. I ''definitely'' have breast cancer." Lisa's only response is, "[[AngstWhatAngst Don't worry about it!]]", and no one ever mentions it again.

:This exchange is so bizarre that the viewers are split. One school of thought is that Claudette is such a conniving bitch that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint she doesn't care about domestic violence]]. The other is that [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Claudette is teaching Lisa how to be a conniving bitch]] and telling her that her lie [[BadLiar doesn't hold water]]. Either way, both Claudette and Lisa seem totally disengaged from the film's plot.:

** Johnny attempts to make, [[MundaneMadeAwesome of all things,]] quietly pulling sheets off his bed and tossing them to the floor look intense as dramatic music blasts over the act. He then flops down on the mattress for a brief moment, appearing as if he's about to make a snow angel before getting up again to throw a shoe at a mirror.

--->'''Mark:''' [[spoiler:Wake up, Johnny! Wake up!]]\\

-->'''Johnny:''' It seems to me like you're the ''EXpert'', Mark!

* The flower shop scene is hilariously broken. To quote a YouTube comment, "it's trying to portray a completely ordinary, everyday scenario, and yet it somehow manages to get literally everything completely wrong." For ''several'' reasons:

* The flower shop scene is hilariously broken, for several reasons:

** Tommy enters the scene by parking his car and then inching it a few centimeters closer for no apparent reason. At the end of the scene, he grabs the flowers upside down and keeps carrying them that way when returning to his car.

** Everyone seems to be rushing through the dialogue. It might be because the flower shop lady seems to be a line behind in the script. It's most obvious when Johnny goes, "That's me!", right after she tells him, "Oh, I didn't know it was you." This without getting into the implausibility of her not recognizing ''Johnny''.
** The dog sitting on the counter, greeted at the end by Johnny's nonchalant "Hai doggy!" -- slotted in breathlessly after he tells the flower shop lady to keep the change. The dog even looks a little like the flower shop lady. ''Literature/TheDisasterArtist'' adds the subtext that the dog was just part of the scene, sitting there motionless, and totally unnerving Tommy Wiseau -- which makes "Hai doggy!" even more hilarious.

Ah, ''Film/TheRoom''. One of the most hilariously inept movies of all time. Is it any surprise it has its share of ([[{{Narm}} unintentionally]]) funny moments?

** When Johnny and Peter are discussing that Johnny should talk to Lisa about her infidelity, and how people can't see their own faults, Mark ''randomly'' butts in, saying "Hey, I'm thinkin' about movin' to a bigger place, man. I'm makin' some good money." in a stereotypical jock voice.

** The way Johnny and Mark talk about Bay to Breakers makes them sound like two aliens trying to imitate casual "guy talk:"

-->'''Peter:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue What are you, nuts?!]] ''[[CasualDangerDialogue God!]]''

-->'''Peter:''' [[CausalDangerDialogue What are you, nuts?!]] ''[[CasualDangerDialogue God!]]''
*** When Peter breaks free from Mark's grip, there is a ''long'' pause, then Mark responds with a plain old ''"sorry."''