History Funny / TheQuarry

* One of the first things that happens after the player takes control of Jacob for the first time? Jake heads over to ask for Dylan and Nick's help moving the gang's bags into the van, only for Dylan to tell him that they're too busy fixing the [[BlatantLies broken door.]]

'''Jacob:''' ...Yeah. Thanks guys.

* Perhaps only funny after having experienced the scenes in question at least a couple times, but many players have claimed that Jacob is the one counselor who tends to get most of the more "self-induced" deaths, at least in the early game (a notable exception to this is Emma, who, in Chapter 4 on the island, can make a quip about [[ShmuckBait checking the trapdoor in the treehouse and dying horribly as a result, only for that exact chain of events to happen should the player actually make that choice in that moment before checking the bag nearby so that they have the taser and bear spray).]] As for Jacob's relatively "self-induced" deaths, if you choose to remove the rotor arm rather than cut the fuel line in Chapter 1, Jacob will lose the arm in the lake in Chapter 3 and can potentially drown when diving to retrieve it after he gets trapped in some barbed wire underwater. What's funny and perhaps "self-inducing" about the situation (at least the 2nd+ time through) is that the choices that Jacob can make to get out are literally labeled "pull" and "detangle." Perhaps YMMV; but most people would think that unless you didn't turn your brain on for this particular segment OR unless you're deliberately trying to get Jacob killed at this exact point for whatever reason, the obviously "correct" choice when it comes to keeping Jacob alive is detangling him. Regardless, you can elect to drown him at that moment.

** These three scenes in particular stand out due to them providing some much needed levity during high tension moments.

'''Ryan:''' --goddamned mind?! Werewolves? Seriously- what the fuck? ''(Notices Laura laughing.)'' What? What-What's so funny?\\

'''Dylan:''' [[WhosOnFirst Yeah, I've heard]] [[IncrediblyLamePun of bears.]]

-->'''Emma:''' ''[Holding up her phone.]'' [[DeadpanSnarker No... Jacob... Don't do it... Stop...]]

* The night [[ButtMonkey really not going well for Jacob]] persists through his return to the bonfire wearing nothing but his skivvies, provided the player doesn't have Ryan shoot at him before he can identify himself. He'll do a ''really'' bad job at explaining why he's in the position that he's in, remember that he left Emma alone, try to take Kaitlyn's gun to go back for her, (potentially) smack himself in the face with it in slapstick fashion during a brief scuffle with Ryan, and find himself openly berated by Kaitlyn… which elicits a spacey-sounding yet ''open'' chuckle from [[NotSoStoic Ryan]] that gets him scolded as well.

'''Ryan:''' —goddamned mind?! Werewolves? Seriously- what the fuck? ''[Notices Laura laughing.]'' What? What-What’s so funny?\\

'''Bobby:''' ''[Awkwardly standing in place.]'' I ain't never been stabbed before! [[CaptainObvious Ow... It really hurts...]] ''[Finally wanders off.]'' '''''DAAAAAAAAD!'''''

'''Kaitlyn:''' [[{{Beat}} [Disgusted silence.] ]] ...Nah, nope, uh-uh.\\

* In the prologue, Laura tells Max that they're lost by referring to their current state subtly as the "L-word." Max responds with "Lesbians?" as if there was legitimately a real chance that that's what Laura meant to say.

* Perhaps only funny after having experienced the scenes in question at least a couple times, but many players have claimed that Jacob is the one counselor who tends to get most of the more "self-induced" deaths, at least in the early game (a notable exception to this is Emma, who, in Chapter 4 on the island, can make a quip about [[ShmuckBait checking the trapdoor in the treehouse and dying horribly as a result, only for that exact chain of events to happen should the player actually make that choice in that moment before checking the bag nearby so that they have the taser and bug spray).]] As for Jacob's relatively "self-induced" deaths, if you choose to remove the rotor arm rather than cut the fuel line in Chapter 1, Jacob will lose the arm in the lake in Chapter 3 and can potentially drown when diving to retrieve it after he gets trapped in some barbed wire underwater. What's funny and perhaps "self-inducing" about the situation (at least the 2nd+ time through) is that the choices that Jacob can make to get out are literally labeled "pull" and "detangle." Perhaps YMMV; but most people would think that unless you didn't turn your brain on for this particular segment OR unless you're deliberately trying to get Jacob killed at this exact point for whatever reason, the obviously "correct" choice when it comes to keeping Jacob alive is detangling him. Regardless, you can elect to drown him at that moment.

* During Truth or Dare, the player (as Ryan) can choose to give Jacob a turn. If they do, he picks dare, and Ryan dares him to jump over the fire pit naked. Jacob is ''incredibly stoked'' to receive the dare and promptly starts stripping, and while he’s ultimately talked down by Kaitlyn emphasizing what a bad idea it is, Emma… is of a different mind to her.

-->'''Emma''': Oh, so I get nine more?

-->'''Jacob''': What?! Who?! When?!\\
'''Emma''': ...Why?

--->'''Dylan''': [[DeadpanSnarker I can try to encourage them.]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker Go for it! You guys can do it -]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker it's not working.]]

--->'''Dylan''': Yeah, well… How do you know that?

-->'''Kaitlyn:''' ''[Handing Dylan a small but assumedly full bottle of painkillers.]'' This is all I have left from the nurse's station.
--> '''Dylan:''' Ooh, fun!! ''[Swallows the entire contents of the bottle in one gulp without even a drop of water.]''

-->'''Max:''' I’m just saying. You know, maybe there’s a slight chance… it was a werewolf.\\

-->'''Max''': Aw come on, T-Money, lighten up, man- there's no reason we can't be buds, right?\\
'''Travis''': I can think of seven.\\
'''Laura''': ''[If "Skeptical" is picked]'' Really? Seven?\\
'''Travis''': ''[Ticking off his fingers]'' Failure to comply, trespassing, dangerous driving, breaking and entering, resisting arrest, endangering local wildlife... ''[Beat]'' And you keep calling me names!

--> '''Chris''': ''You'' shot me? I'm telling Mom!
* Ryan’s [[SarcasmMode epic comeback]] against Bobby after successfully evading him.
-->'''Bobby''': YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM ME IN MY OWN HOUSE, FUCKER!\\
'''Ryan''': ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou a fucker]].

-->'''Bobby''': Ow! You stabbed me!\\
'''Ryan''': Yeah! It fuckin' hurts, don't it?!\\
'''Bobby''': ''[Awkwardly standing in place.]'' I ain't never been stabbed before! [[CaptainObvious Ow... It really hurts...]] ''[Finally wanders off.]'' '''''DAAAAAAAAD!'''''

--> '''Dylan''': I actually used to be pretty damn good at the claw game at my local arcade. The kids used to call me "[[LittleKidLover The Grabber]]."\\
'''Kaitlyn''': [[{{Beat}} [Disgusted silence.] ]] ...Nah, nope, uh-uh.\\
'''Dylan''': Yeah, I hear that now...

--> '''Constance:''' What the fuck is she doing? Hey, little bitch, you're singin' off-key.

---> '''Constance:''' She was annoyin' the shit out of me.

* In the interrogation scene in chapter 7, a funny scene will happen if you answer Travis's questions. It's easy to miss at first because his demeanor doesn't change if you do or just tell him to eat shit, but if you continue to be compliant, he clearly doesn't expect it, awkwardly dropping his "bad cop" routine like [[VideoGame/LANoire Cole Phelps]] does when backing out of the "doubt" line of questioning.

* If Ryan kills Chris, a freshly-cured Max will find that he's suffered the usual werewolf ClothingDamage and head into the treehouse to put something on. There's a good chance Emma will have taken his clothes earlier, leaving Max to mutter that he can't find them as he looks through his and Laura's supplies before letting out a defeated "You've gotta be kidding me." Cut to Max, who has up to now only been seen in rather dressed-down and loose outfits, climbing down from the treehouse in Laura's clothes, which are so clearly too small for him that the top [[BareYourMidriff bares a good amount of his midriff.]] Doubles as FanService; once the initial comedically-timed surprise wears off, you'll find a good number of [=LPers=] noting that [[EatingTheEyeCandy they like the look on him.]]

*** His entire radio call for help is ''incredibly'' awkward and rambling, referencing a "swarm of bears." It could not be more obvious that improvisation is not Dylan's strong suit. Even funnier when you realize that Miles Robbins actually improvised the whole thing.

-->'''Dylan:''' ''[Closing the door in Jacob's face.]]'' [[{{Troll}} What's wrong with this thing?! It's just closing!]] ''[Door shuts.]]'' It's closed!\\
'''Nick:''' ''[Muffled.]'' Sorry, bro!\\

'''Jacob:''' ''[Sighs.]'' ...But not forgotten.

* There's a character named Jacob that can gain the ability to turn into a (were)wolf, is unable to gain the affection of the girl he's in love with, and spends most of his screen time running shirtless through the woods. The only thing missing here would be if Emma was actually in love with a guy named Edward who sparkled in direct sunlight, and even then, he gets set off when she kisses another more introverted (to-be) monster man…

'''Dylan:''' ''Bear.'' Why does everyone blame everything on bears? Okay, so for the sake of argument, what if that ''[[DeadpanSnarker 'bear']]'' that cut our phone line and just cut out all the power- what if that ''bear'' is waiting for us out in the hallway?\\